hey B/ please give a name to my new dog

Colonostomy

Nurgle's maximum opus.

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Wat that? Post more pictures.

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we don't know exactly, we found it on the beach
but it smells like a dead horse

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>>727226542
I think 'Nurgle's maximum opus.' Is an alien. Contact the FBI. Jesus, these pics are high-quality.

Any more info?

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just another one... no more info
we're scared

>>727227495
Ahem...... TIME-STAMP TIME-STAMP TIME-STAMP TIME-STAMP TIME-STAMP TIME-STAMP TIME-STAMP TIME-STAMP

>>727227495
Looked up tete4.jpg, nothing like this came up. Is this real? Or are you baiting?

>>727227640
Oh yeah, I'm with this guy.

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>>727227712
Are you retarded, or are you retarded?

>>727227811
I'm retarded.

>>727227880
Thank you.

>>727227998
I'll be your submissive little girl. I'm useless.

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timestamp guys

>>727228101
Cut it open.

>>727228101
Holy shit

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>>727228101
Stab it

>>727228101
Its plastic/rubber/silicone

>>727228076
Not for long

>>727228268
Obviously, we just want it to be stabbed

>>727228268
I was thinking ceramic maybe

>>727228387
the future is coming on

>>727228387
Please Papi, I need your cum

>>727225520

I think "The Deadest Thing That Ever Died" is a good name for it.

>>727228101
I'm scared. I want this to go down in 4Chan history. Like, what the fuck is that?

>>727228920
good name bro !

how much for it i want it

post a webm of you poking it

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don't know if this thing is dead or alive

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That shit's fuckin gross dude

You said you found it at the beach, did you pick it up and bring it back to your house? Looks fucking rotten.

>>727229309
ok give us 5 mins

>>727229610
you're right man , but this thing is really strange and captivating

Come to our discord. We're investigating this. . .
Hope this works. https://discordapp.com/channels/289098737895079936/289098737895079936

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Bruh its calvin from that life movie ur fucked.

Give us the webm!

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Perfect, an animal Made with a camera tripod...

>>727230010
>https://discordapp.com/channels/289098737895079936
wrong link dawg

>>727230550
it arrives bro

>>727225520
Here's the discord link
https://discord.gg/m5F7FBd

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>>727230626
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what is this shit men ?

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>>727230971

>>727227495
clearly a melted action figure

>>727230971
autopsy please lets see if this cunt has organs

>>727230971
Stab it already

Spooped. Don't you 404 on me, thread!

Deus Vult! recruit it into the holy crusade, Infidel!

>>727231453
It stinks too much man ! we don't want to open that thing

>>727231822
OP RECRUIT IT

>>727231892
Do it for SCIENCE!

>>727231892
Get a fucking laundry clipper or some shit and put it on your nose , Science demands it

>>727231892
Do it outside.

we trusted you fake fake fake>>727231892

>>727231892
at worst it smells like rubber or plastic. Faggot.

>>727231892
Who else do you have with you? If i were you go get some high quality scissors and get one of your buds that's not a pussy to get the job done. You did shit like this in middleschool science class.

>>727231892
You need to do it. We could be on the brink of a scientific breakthrough. Proving aliens exist? Identifying a new species? This is groundbreaking shit, OP.

OP give that fucker to the FBI.

>>727232549
But should the FBI involved? This might turn into the X-Files.

>>727232739
You never know. You could get a shit load of money of that thing

What if it came from inside the black knight satellite

Judging by the appearance on the HD photos and the movement of the thing looks like a well made robot. Nice one OP, is it for a project?

OP, does it have anything resembling genitals?

>>727232850
Yeah, but proving aliens exist would be amazing. Feds wouldn't tell anyone.

>>727233188
Good point. Should it just stay in the confinements of 4chan for the time being, Gentlemen?

If the thread gets pruned we make a new one. This is going down in history.

>>727233397
Trips! The ayyy Lmao is strong with this one.

>>727233549
I'm saving screenshots.

Toasting in ebin bread

>>727233601
You're a good man, anon

Looks like a prop of some sort.

>>727226542
is chupacabra

What I find weird about this creature is the almost human like facial features it has. It has nostril holes and humanoid teeth... I'm no scientist but that seems a little weird for a sea creature/sand dwelling animal. Anyone else find this weird???

>>727234011
>no scientist

>>727234011
Same anon. It looks like it has a labia majora and minora around it's face. My questions is what genitals it has? Jab a stick into one of it's orifices and report results, OP

Anon craves more pics, OP.

>>727234515
This. Suck it's dick, OP. Tell us what it's like.

>>727225520
OP, is it secreting fluids?

Is this gonna be like that alien selfie meme?

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thread is dead rip fellas

>>727234866
Ayyyyy Lmao.

Shietttttt

Not giving up on this thread.

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include me in screen.

it really is cute tho gota pussy face

>>727235052
I'm not about to let this shit die. Where the fuck is OP?

>>727235068
kys

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>yfw OP got killed and absorbed by the creature and now we're all next

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>>727235536
If only life could be that fulfilling

>>727235536
This.

>>727235150
Probably being arrested by the fbi along with his computer being destroyed and this thing captured

>>727235709
Dubs if OP fucked it and his dick got absorbed into the alien's amphibious cunt

hey b/ ,we decide to put it in the freezer and open it tomorrow

Lmao same op from yesterday aren't you

>>727236015
What time should we be back on? if OP post another pic w/ timestamp

>>727236133
I want to believe.

>>727236015
I really hope you're OP. This place needs ID's again. Regardless this is something I'd love to see so you bet your ass I'll keep a lookout for it.

>>727236527
We all want to, anon.

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>>727235536
>tfw no qt decomposing scorpion alien gf to kill you and absorb you
why live?

>>727236693
>why live?

>>727236819
>>why live?

>>727236044
nice dubs

>>727237112
>>>why live?

B U M P I N G

>>727237771
Trips.

>>727236015
I'll be watching tomorrow. Please deliver, OP. More pics would be awesome as well.

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>>727238455
Last one, the thing is in the freezer now

cut it open cunt