Where's the most perverted place you've jerked off

classroom,beach

in my friend's pants

>>727210370
Friends dirty panties from her hotel room while spring breaking

I once beat my meat in the livingroom of a friend... while he and his sister were there too

>>727211035
were they beating their meat too?

>>727210370
In a dumpster xd #maggotstory

On a schoolbus when I was 13. Most of the kids had gotten dropped off by then and I lived in the country so I knew the ride home would be long. The idea of doing it got me horny and I just said fuck it, pulled my pants to my ankles and started jerking off.

Forgot if I came or not.

>>727211145
No. We were watching some movie. They didn't even realized it.
That same sister gave me a handjob once though

On the way to my aunt's funeral.

What is a perverted place?

In a funeral directors

>>727210370

work (both office & retail)

>>727210370
In bed

>>727212179
same. I've fapped in backrooms of Spencer Gifts and a Hot Topic and fucked a co-worker in the stockroom at Spencer's.

a girl reached behind and jerked me off on a water log ride at disneyland

there were 4 other people in the log with us

Ross dressing room, i came into some slacks and put them back on the rack after.
My aunts underwear i sniffed them licked them and then cameminto them and put them back in her laundry basket.
Mc donalds bathroom
In some random alley i jerked off around 2 am and came on someones garage door.

>>727210370
All naked at midnight in the backyard of my place

>>727212762
>>727212179
>>727210545
>Where's the most perverted place
>lists more than one place

Are you retarded?

>>727212760
>place you've jerked off
>says how someone else jerked him off

You're a fucking idiot

Church restroom

>>727213061
your mother is a filthy piece of cheap nigger shit

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>>727210370
>tfw beat your meat in a mosque bathroom
>tfw ur Muslim
>tfw ur probably going to Hell

My kids elementary school

I was a teachers assistant to a 2nd grade teacher when i was in the 8th grade, one day when she took the class to the library i got on her computer and fapped.

>>727213061
i thought it was perhaps even more perverted when another party was involved

if it helps even things out i fingerbanged her at the same time. her auntie was sitting in front of her

you know how they take photos as you go down the last water slide and let you purchase them at the end of the ride?

thats the very moment i got my nut

In class when I was like 13, staring at my teacher's ass. Did it discreetly through my pocket. Pretty disgusting

Was house sitting for my neighbor when I was about 15, went over to let the dog out and jerked off into her panties.

>>727213803
That doesn't even things out, if you're not going to properly post on topic don't post at all fucktard

>>727213803
>you know how they take photos as you go down the last water slide and let you purchase them at the end of the ride?
POST THAT FUCKING PICTURE NOW!

>>727213989
you were babysitting your neighbour, so she was like <10? You jerked off into a child's panties?

>>727215007
House sitting dipshit, can you not read?

>>727215007
she's the same age as me. family gone for a week, asked me to watch the dog

>>727215149
how well did you know her parents because if i was going away with my family for a week i would ask a friend of mine or my wifes to check on the house instead of some kid

>>727215428
our parents are best friends and neighbors for 20+ years

>>727215149
right, read too fast

Swimming pool

>>727211750
i immagine the bus driver had vision on you doing something back there.
must have been odd for the old hag.

>>727212760
my nigga

>>727210370
I had a neighbor that was a slut, and she trusted me. She left one day, and I jacked off all over her pillow. Like 3 days later we were in her room and she looked at the pillow, and was all "is that cum?" And she sniffed and licked it and was like yep. She thought it was from the night before cause it had been under her ass. She had slept on my jizz for 3 days

In a teather

>>727215929
This sounds like some shitty fantasy someone going through puberty came up with

I belong to a private health club and like 6 times a year I jerk off in the sauna into a towel

airplane toilet

>>727210370
back of the school auditorium while they showed a movie
>good times

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>>727210370
>asked my gf and her cousin if they wanted starbucks, which they did, both wanted ice coffee frosty shit or whatever.

>got starbucks

>drive to empty park close to house

>carefully removed the whipped cream and put in to the side.

>whip dick out and start jerking

>dump loads in gf cousin coffee.

>stir it to mix the jizzz, add the whipped cream

>drive and home and watch gf cousin drink my load

VERY VERY SATISFYING. most satisfying bate session

my only regret is not recording this.

Sleeping over at a friends house in his sister's bed (she was out of town for uni)

>>727210370

In a Catholic Church confessional booth.

In a bathroom at a preschool.
(Thinking about the teacher, not the kids)

On my friends' moms ass while she was sleeping passed out drunk.

>>727210370
In a Target restroom where your dad was catching the load. He even gargled it before swallowing.

>>727216901
while your dad was drilling your crusty butthole with his massive, veiny, shlong

>>727210370
a woman

>>727212920
did this a few times as well, it's the best

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My sisters bed

>>727213061
only a full blown autisst would be annoyed by such trivial things

>>727216474
I know who you are.

Beehive

>>727219077
go on, i'm not afraid of you faggot

>>727213618
Same.
It is hard to quit.

>>727219341
He's a pretty big guy

>>727219077
>>727219426
who am i?

>>727219426
pretty big faggot

>>727219656
If I pull that off, will you die?

>>727219426
talk shit all you want, i know who YOU are faggot

>says he knows who i am

>doesn't say shit

I worked the overnight at a sex shop

. I jerked it in the bathroom, single movie booths, and in the movie theater when nobody was around

>>727219750
Dont know... dont know how youd know who i am. left incriminating evidence to dox

>>727219758
gaurantee you every guy who works there they know will jack off at their porn star overnight

>>727210370
I was sitting at a picnic table at a public park last summer. Across the path, there was a local photographer doing some high school senior photos for this 8/10 hottie. The photographer's back was to me, and the chick was busy posing and shit, so I just reached up under the leg of my shorts and rubbed one out while I was watching the photo session. There was a girl assistant holding a reflector, etc., and she eyeballed me a couple of times, so I'd just stop stroking, but kept my dick in my hand. Pretty sure she suspected, but I busted a nut, finished my lunch, and walked over near them and watched for a while.

>>727219900
It was an unspoken rule that you could go into the theater if you wanted so ling as tge sales floor had nobody and nothing got stolen

Also fucked my ex in the store a few times. And one random customer.

>>727219857
> same fagging this hard

>>727216867
A true human bean...

>>727220021
You are a huge creeper. I hope you get arrested.

>>727219755
who am I? There is no way you would be able to know who i am. I forgot to mention, pic is very unrelated.

12 passenger van with other people in the van.

>>727220054
nice, story on customer?

>>727219755
I won't say anything. I saved your comment in case I need to blackmail you in the future, Enjoy the rest of your day. :)

Work bathroom into my bosses shoe.

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>>727220177
>on /b/
>in a thread about jacking in perverted places
>calls someone else a creeper

School bathroom when other guys were in there

In Church

>>727220447
kekekek

>>727220392
Have to take a 30 min drive. If thread still exists after tgat time, ill greentext

Beat off at work all the time.

Got caught jerking at the public library once though.

>>727210370
Nude on the street at night, I live in a small township so nobody saw me
Also in my garden/backyard/old closed playground

>>727220714
HAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING GAY. You already know he has no idea who that person is, he's just pretending he does.

I love 4chan

my friends room while he was asleep. i just busted on his floor and cleaned it up.

In front of my ex girlfriend's house while she was in her room with her boyfriend

I've done it on an airplane

Jacked off in the woods came on a turtle laying eggs

in my backyard at night

DMV parking lot

>>727220447
Actually, I'm very certain that you don't know who he is because I'm the cousin.

>>727220447

lol OP of that post here, who are you blackmailing and how? You seriously have no way of knowing who i am. Hilarious. Pic is very unrelated, some random girl that was posted on kik that i cocked

>>727210370
THE BEACH

>>727210370
in a back ailse of a local christian book store

>>727216178
dope

>>727210370
Hardcore conservative Christian church. Blew a big, hot load to shemale porn right in the aisle carpet (no one was there)

>>727215929
so fake so gay. go away with ur weird fantasies

would have believed but "licked it" was too far

Into my girlfriends mom's summer's eve douche.
She got pregnant.
I told my gf when we broke up.
Went to court. Got dismissed because jews.

i jerked it while driving on the freeway once because this girl was sending me hot fucking nudes

>>727210370
I guess the most perverted fap I've had was in the bathroom of my grandmother's hospital room while she was undergoing recovery from a stroke.

The fine ass nurse just lit my loins up and I had to take care of business right then and there.

>>727210370
Public swimming pool in Thailand, pants off

>>727210370
Jerked off in the middle of class once.
Didn't whip it out. I pushed it through underwear so i could feel it. Acted like i was scratching an itch then came super fucking hard.
Nobody ever knew ;)

in a girls mouth, well in multiple girl's mouth'

>>727221640
I was in the middle of this long drive and was horney as fuck. Slide down my shorts and started jacking it. Spotted a hottie and matched speeds beside her. Blew load into dirty sock I had. She saw my vinegar face and looked disgusted and took the next exit. Felt good man

oh i've got a good one. my grandfather had just died and everyone was collected at his house with all of their bags and shit to stay the night. they were all crying downstairs while i was upstairs stealing my HOT cousin's thongs and wearing them while furiously fapping. i then wore them to the wake/funeral too. i'm sure my grandfather wouldn't have wanted me to be sad anyways, the best way to "grieve" is to live!

>>727221965
Shit man.... wow

I guess all the adult book stores ive been to. Started out letting older guys watch me, then let them suck me to completion, eventually found a place with a gloryhole and sucked a few, then came in the mystery mouth. havent been back cause its dirty as fuck and once i cum i ask myself why the fuck didnt i just beat off at home

When I was 16 fapped in my friend and her sisters panties and socks while thay where asleep in the same room

>>727222049
oh fuck off funerals are fucking bullshit, it's just virtue signalling. remember and mourn people in your own way.

>>727210370
work as a commercial cleaner, some of the clients are daycare centers for little kids, cleaning takes place outside of business hours

most perverted fap was probably in the sand pit

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In my sisters panties

>>727213061
What a great guy to be around

>>727219758
>jerked off overnight in a sex shop
I bet you'd even jerk off in a brothel

On my roommates hair, while she was passed out drunk

multiple times in the school bus during 9th grade. bus was completely packed and noisy af so no one could hear. would put a balloon on the dick or something else to catch it all. had backpack next to me so girl in the seat across from mine couldnt see. woould bend over it so no one else could really see. the trick is to be aware of your surroundings. never got caught.

>>727221965
>>727222049
>>727222218
you are legitimately fucked in the /b/'s shit ridden head. I hope one of your grandsons do the same at your burial.

I worked for a construction company for a summer when I was 16, and was removing/laying down tiles for this one 3.14pie for a week. I waited til around lunch where i was alone, went to her closet, found a bunch of used panties and came in them. Pretty solid experience

>>727210370
In the dentist`s chair.

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>>727223123
what kind of tiny ass dick fits inside of a balloon?

>>727223662
Have you ever heard of rubber and it's elastic properties?

But yeah, jerking into a ballon is super weird

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>>727221965
Good for you, anon! Don't listen to the haters, grandpa would be fuckin' proud!!!

one time i beat off and came at a mt leconte shelter, with a shit ton of cuties above the bottom bunk

>>727210370
Sister's bedroom.
Church Bathroom
In a tent with two sisters and two cousins asleep in their bags.

>>727210370
Over my sleeping cousin

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>>727210370
In college, I worked part time in the kitchen, on a work-scholarship arrangement. When I had the morning breakfast shift, I had to come in way early and get shit going. One of the things I had to fix was a huge pot of oatmeal. Once in a while, I'd jerk it and shoot a load into the oatmeal pot. Hot as fuck watching a bunch of tender young college girls happily chowing down on my jizz!

>>727222149
>ask myself why the fuck didnt i just beat off at home
That's the same thing I do after working real hard for pussy, whether I actually get it or get rejected.

>>727210370
Dressing room at kohl's
Back of my friends jeep when I was shit faced drunk while they were still in the party
Driving fapping with my exs sisters slip on house slipper cause I loved her feet more than my ex

Friends house when they were in the next room over

>>727223662
it was tight as fuck but yea it stretched. i would go to the bathroom last period and put it on just before school ended so i wouldnt have to struggle on the bus getting it on. dick is actually modestly above average size. some times i would get toilet paper and wrap it around my dick. been a perv since childhood, got stories

>>727223356
cool moral fagging on b