You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a virgin
I'm a virgin
>>727208781
Only virgins feel the need to prove they're not a virgin, virgin.
>>727208781
Butthole is much better than pussy
>>727208781
you have 10 seconds to prove this is a trap
>>727208936
How would you know anon?
>>727208936
faggot detected
>>727208781
I don't give a fuck if you think i am or not
>>727209450
Don't be mad, Timothy. You got a penis only a mother could love
>>727209652
Don't be mad susy, you're right. Your mom really did love my dick
>>727209136
your point?
>>727209136
What's wrong with being a faggot? Probably gets laid more than you
>>727209918
Good one Timantha
>>727210256
You really think so?
Or am i really the faggot this time
>>727210517
Little bit but it ok
>>727210757
On 4chan we're all faggots
What tits feel like?
>>727210935
Like a bag of sand
>>727208781
anyone notice out of date timestamp
>>727210935
gran ur on like that
>>727211071
4 cereal pls ive seen taht movie
>>727211103
Are you retarded?
>>727208781
your dick is small and i bet it doesn't feel good because i have had plenty of decent dicks before. there
>>727211332
Pooper isnt that sensitive as vagina
>>727208781
Atleast shave your penis so that it can be visibly.
Being virgin in a world full of promiscuous disgusting ppl makes me feel cool tbh :v
>>727208781
You better hopes she stays, OP. With a dick that small
You should also invest in a fucking razor
>>727211783
Gay shit like that is why you're alone
>>727211950
agreed until that last comment, men should stop shaving their shit bald it looks disgusting and child-like and most of you can't even keep the razor bumps away after.
Proof
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM
>>727208781
Im op's dad
>>727208781
sex is overrated
>>727212082
kek
& misery loves company huh
>>727208781
You're fucking a man in the ass
>>727212082
I'm not single, actually. I just think sex is kinda gross
>>727212455
I'm so miserable with my dick in this girls holes
Got aids and syphilis. Wear condoms
>>727212405
You wouldn't know anon
>>727212295
>Not using an electric razor
>>727208781
>prove you aren't a virgin
>on /b/
You'd have better luck dividing by zero.
Tits do not feel like bags of sand .
>>727212994
Virgin confirmation
>>727208781
>fucking
> doing a time stamp to post on a online forum full of retards and virgins
how desperate for approval are you right now, good job buddy, hey here's a secret. Everyone fucks, even your grannie, doesn't really make her that cool right?
inb4 virgin
>>727213606
Since we are giving out tips. Use less commas, virgin.
>>727213606
Still virgin
>>727212405
sex is in the mind, if you feel it's overrated it's probably because you're not into the person you're fucking. or you have a really thin penis.
I used to think sex wasn't that good cause my first time sucked, and even after that I'd agree that masturbation was better.
That is until I fucked a girl that wanted to get choked hard and slapped in the ass, got so into it that I came like a fountain inside her. Best sex I ever had
Can't because I am one and a pathetic POS.
>>727212781
or you know, don't fuck prostitutes
>>727213980
You're not pathetic anon. How old?
>>727213795
>>727213868
nah, I stutter in real life, and, I need, to recre,ate it through , text,
>>727208781
I've gotten bored of sex.
>>727213918
This
My gf will be like "knock me up daddy". I cum buckets