YLYL Thread OC Edition

>>727205016
Please Banana Posters kill this thread.

>>727205634
Hey fuck you. At least theyre trying. I dont see you coming up with anything
>inb4 samefag

>>727205691

Wow man, that's deep.

>>727206053
whats the use of the green pills?

>>727206262
To get more green pills

>>727206053
I want some more good lists of that

>>727206262
You get unlimited green pills

>>727206262
To take more green pills

K im going to take a shitpost break there better be memes when I comebback

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>>727206053
Fucking lost.
>but you get a free t shirt of your choice.

>>727206773
the funniest part of this is that he used a picture of a hayabusa and is calling it a "hog"

>>727206262
You get unlimited green pills dumbass.
Take it, get pills, take pills, get more pills, continue until planet is flooded, crush all humanity, live on pill pile, let pile accumulate to moon, live on moon, pill shower to mar, meet martians, fuck martian women, start new race, be worshipped as pill god.

>>727205258
Nice OC you massive faggy faggot

>>727206053
black

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>>727206016
Heh

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>>727206692

>>727206053
Green pill is tempting, but I think the obvious choice is the back pill

>>727208789
This guy assimilated to Florida perfectly.

>>727206171
Laughed

>>727206016
Charge your fucking phone

>>727206053
Purple lol...

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>>727206053

Lost my shit at green pill

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>>727206171

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>>727210783

>>727206053
purple pill of course

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>>727206646
>>727206692
>>727206729
>>727206770
>>727206809
>>727206853
>>727206925
>>727206966

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>>727210783

>>727206646
there are people who jerk off to this

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If you want some quality lols be sure to stop by and ask Psycho Pastor Drenda some questions for her Facebook live stream tonight. Don't ask if she's a scam artist k?

http://facebook com/DrendaKeesee

>>727206171
They have children so they have someone to look after them when they grow old. Not many children survive and you need a bunch to look after you

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>>727209528
That guy was actually me, and every time I see it posted I wish I could correct the spelling error in it ("Hear instead of "Here).

One guy saved it as "Poor Man's Wolf of Wall Street"

>>727205801
see
>>727205892
>>727211038
>>727211524

>>727211644
that chat has to be a cancer fest someone tell leafy about her

top

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>>727210783

>>727213602
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>727213849
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."

It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.

I lost two things that night.

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>>727210783

>>727213639
Is that shit real?

>>727206016
>>727206107
>>727206171
bump bump bump

>>727214248
lost

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>>727210783
(you) mother fucker.
I won't be denied the succ faggot.

>>727205940
this is a fairly recent meme but this example is so stupid its like it was made in 2009

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>>727206107
lmao why did this actually get me

>>727205016
that's awful

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Not oc but my kinda thing

>>727207232
kek

>>727206925
Hancock, nice

>>727214859
fuckin lost

>>727206053
This is by far the stupidest one I've ever lost to
Fucking green pill lmao

>>727210783
I already had my dick sucked by a guy met on 4chan

>>727214290
Yeah

>>727205258
Have you even heard of south Africa you you racist piece of shit.

>>727213298
how did the thumbnail

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>>727216585

damn straight

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>>727216745
wut

>>727207232
kek'd

>>727214859
>>727214859
Aaaa

>>727205258
ha kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT-AGLJu-c0

>>727205892
I just liked this on facebook five minutes ago.

>>727212535
That's one way to toss an ant farm.

>>727217022
how did the thumbnail
can't you see it is?

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>>727208789

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>>727217316

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>>727205016

>>727216457
People actually dislike small business owners? Why?

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>>727217689

>>727207406
???

>>727206773
>Member for 26 minutes

>>727207033
BUT HOW OXYGEN

>>727212535
Where the actual fuck did you find that shit

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>>727217316
Me too.

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>>727217435
I see is. Why can is it?

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>>727218019
o_O

>>727217435
i saw it
thumbnail differnt
thought it was because i drank
your post showed it wasnt

thank you anon
love you<3

>>727205983
>lost

>>727205258
whats so bad about thatched roofing?

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>>727206016
>takes a photo of his screen

>>727217738
Because they can't create anything themselves, Bobby. It's the disdain for intelligence and innovation. It's called socialism.

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>>727206053
Fellow iFunny user?

>>727215688
>stupid cunts shoulda shown him the boobs

>>727216743
Oh you mean the tiny section of Africa that was colonized by the English and Dutch? Oh yeah. That makes up for the rest of the piece of shit continent is attached to

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This thread is too short.

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>>727210783
>mfw my mom is dead
>mfw my dick was succesfully sucked off by qt before
>mfw I dont have to post at all
>mfw I just like posting bananas

>>727217689
That's freedom, right there

>>727215688

Look how her face lit up in delight as the bird got eaten. I presume she was so turned on she switched off the camera and fucked the daylights out of her friend. They probably filmed a kitten stomping video afterward.

>>727218942
Huh. Apparently, I can do that.

>>727216743
Do you know what racism is?

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>>727205016
BC

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>>727220268
KEK

>>727214859
ho shit

>>727219446
die nigger boy

>>727220510
aw
beta male fag detected

>>727206016
noice

>>727217603
I'd bone the fuck out of the left one

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>>727210783
Not taking that chance

>>727208789
the funny thing for me actually is that the actual ratio from cubic centimeters to millimeters is 1:1000

>>727210783
green pills lul

>>727219789
fucking lost

>>727221707
/b/ tards are bad at math

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>>727210783

>>727210783
5

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8&t=2s

>>727216743
south africa? how about west africa, or north eastern africa

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>>727206053
>purple

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>>727206107
lost

>>727207232
Dammit lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0fc_NSRQqU

>>727219978
A good start.

>>727215688
stop doing that to little kids

>>727205983
Classic.

>>727220164
lost

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my oc from a few hours ago, if that counts. (yes it does).

since it's summer, here, get in on the fun, kids!

>>727221239
kys

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>>727205258
You should get pics of western countries rural areas too. Atleast the Africans can make it themselves
>>727219646
The whole of Africa was colonized. Going back just 2 centuries and peasant life was much different then rural africa

>>727211038
Lost.

>>727206646

>im huge

>>727212969
I used to love dph but it fucked my heart up bad

>>727214248
Lost for the century.

>>727210783
Faggot fuck

>>727212535
Sauce?

>>727221239
Kek

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>>727212313
Also need children as human resource to fuel the war

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>>727210783

Fuck you

>>727206053
Black

Pretty nice banana thread OP! I gotta admit i certainly lost to some of these hilarious images. Hahahaha.

>>727206171
No it's legit just men raping a bunch of women and no condoms so they jamal they way out.
>inb4 feminist
nah just angry black man

>>727207232

lost hard

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>>727206053
What if I took the green pill, but I stopped taking the green pill after like a day? Would the pills stop coming? Or would I cheat the system and still have green pills?

>>727219526
Is this supposed to be funny?

>>727224712
I'd slice your face off, deepfry it in your own blood and make you eat your own fucking face.

>>727207406
Story?

>>727224936
Photoshop

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>>727207033
Lost

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>>727225092
lost what?

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>>727211038

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>>727217022

CHINA IS AT WAR
https://youtu.be/7cVt7L-lqQo

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>>727217022
how do people enjoy this omg

>>727225713
Why wouldn't we enjoy that. Looks neat. Fucking faggot.

>>727223105
lost

>>727214859
Dont

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>>727210783
fuc u

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>>727212988
>cancer fest
>someone tell leafy
>leafy

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what? Are you human?

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Thanks for joining us tonight Bill!

>>727210783
Fucking op

>>727222579

any nudes of the girl?

>>727214859
Haha kek

>>727221239
why they black bar the man titties?

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>>727210783

>>727220268
lost

>>727226189
Fuck you

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>>727210783
can I ask, what's the deal with the banana? I don't really care whether it's posted or not, just curious

>>727214859
now I'm just curious on what the original was

>>727210783
Funny funny meme

>>727214859
I will reply!!!!!!

>>727219526
So, are you literally pushing a small boneless version of yourself out of your dick? Or is your dick replaced by a small boneless version of yourself through which you will piss?

>>727214859
kill yourself retarded nigger

>>727206053
>green pill assault rifle

>>727225692
holy shit my sides are expeliamus

>>727214859
twat

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>>727214859
Go fuck yerself.

>>727219961
right...

>>727206016
3G connection? Where the fuck do you live?

>>727219980
I know a girl with this as a tattoo. Now she has simba on her side too

>>727215615
I fucking hate myself. That guy laughs at the gayest shit.

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>>727206809

I need healing

>>727205691
I cut my finger on those edges. Sheeshhh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93iL8-NzqMk

lost

>>727206107
I lost harder than I should've. Golden.

>>727210783
funny banana images

>>727232399
As a mercy main, fuck you.

>>727214859
y tho

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Made this little number one minute ago.

>>727210783
Jj

>>727214859
//

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>>727206646
How the fuck do people get off to this shit?

>>727210783
Muh Immunity Cat

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>>727233755
/d/ has some fucked up tastes

>>727223256
>The whole of Africa was colonized.
and when they went back, africa turned back into the shithole it always was, except now they had western technology to more effectively kill each other

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>>727205016
OC

>>727214859
j

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>>727210783
Peice of shit

>>727210783
zdb

>>727210783
pretty good

>>727214248
kek

>>727214859
686868

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>>727234428
>Try to improve
>get so deeply depressed my psychologist told me he would keep seeing me for free as long as I kept coming
>thats because I stopped coming 3 for very long periods over 4 years because I'm also poor as fuck
>try to be nice and lovable
>people hate me because of inane shit
>have to blame myself for it but not too much or else I would fuck myself over too
>everybody treats me like shit
>my only friend that is nice with me is internalized because he have worst problems than me
>give my best, is never enough
>if I'm shitty to people they will make my life hell
>if they are a "sorry" should be enough or else I'm an asshole

FUNSIES

>>727218360
Just use more pills, you cucklord.

>>727224890
>>727206053
Green pills upon green pills would break the conservation of matter.
Figure how to do exothermic fusion/fission of green pill substrate.
Employ turbine, infinite energy.
Profit.

>>727205258
sorry be an autist but any body else annoyed in how the order is out on the numbering?

>>727206053
idk man, i kinda want all of those green pills, but i also want to run 4% faster.

>>727206053
Red pill
>am now god-tier hockey player

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>>727225265
the game

>>727236232
it says unlimited supply, not self replicating pill. As in, you consume it and you are handed a new one.

>>727224833
As a white brit, I'd have walked right past that shit too.

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>>727206773
>Anonymous
1488 words hahaha

>>727219789
>>>
> Anonymous 03/28/17(Tue)18:14:03 No.727213639▶>>7272
Lost so fucking hard

>>727205691
This is what we in the trade call a "deepity"

>>727231537
nicely hidden cap fam

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>>727210783
Kek

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>>727205258
1. Thats not OC
2. Egypt motherfucker, have you heard of it? Predates all of those

>>727214859

>>727214859
die in a fire faggot

>>727205940
reply, reply

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>>727210783

>>727206464
>would break the cycle of incest

>>727205634

>>727221707
>>727221885
Rite. Bait accepted, whatever. First of all it was milliLITERS. Secondly cc³ = mL = g H2O (@ 4°C)

>>727214859

1111111111

>>727206375
kek

>>727214248

I hope you have to solve store front capchas for the rest of your life.

>>727210783
reply, reply

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https://youtu.be/TG5LHnErVwc

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>>727210783

>>727214248
reply, reply

>>727214859
reply, reply

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>>727227296
>Feminism

>>727214859
ugh

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>>727210783

>>727237332
North Africa is different. They're not even niggers

>>727238695
>sandniggers arent niggers

>>727218992
NICE FEET XDXDXD

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>>727210783
kek protects me

>>727214859
suck my dick

>>727208789
Similar thing happened to me with just benadryl
>get up to get water (DPH gives me serious dry mouth)
>fill glass
>take 3 steps
>Flop on the floor spilling water everywhere
helpi'vefallenandicant'tgetup.jpg
>drag myself to my room
>pass out
>wake up in the most uncomfortable position and have a stiff neck for the rest of the week