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Are you happy with your erect penis size?

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Are you happy with your erect penis size?
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Yep, I just wish it wasn't so tiny when flacid.

Once I was wasted bragging to these girls about my dick size. Unexpectedly they asked me to.prove it and we walked over to some bushes. The combination of whiskey dick + performance anxiety meant I just couldnt get it up so I just whipped out my tiny 3" floppy weiner and they started laughing.

Pretty embarrassing
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>>727188801
>5.75 inch length
>5 inch girth
I'm okay with this.
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Measure n compare. Team yellow here.
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Bout 6 inches long and 5 and a half girth.

Yeah I'm happy with it.

Not that I can do anything about it anyways.

Plus the GF is tiny in comparison to me so that helps.
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>>727188801
talkin about dicks is gay. fuck you faggots. this schlong is also fake and gay.
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>8''x5.5''
Yeah
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I mean kind of, I'm 5.5' but a god at foreplay and routinely make my girlfriend squirt (so I know she cums) so I won't complain
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>>727189039
Lol
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>>727190520
I thought it was real
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>>727190085
8 inches lenght ideal
Autism
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>>727188801
My dick is 4 inches and im a virgin
So im not happy

But ask me when im not a virgin with a 4 inch penis
I might give you a different answer
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>>727190889
Oh leonard
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>>727188801
7'', could be happier. at least it's not any shorter
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7.4 inches, pretty nice tbh, just hurts when I get a suprise bone while wearing jeans or something tight.
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>>727190085
>8 inches ideal

So that's why girls don't like my 6 inch dick.

Well I'm still happy that I can use shorts in the summer
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>>727191288
Dubs
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>>727190085
so did they actually give these women fake cocks for scale or some way to examine girth+length? Because on average women cant tell the difference between 6 and 8 inches on their own. You can be 6 inches and tell a woman you're 8 and they'll believe you.
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>>727193146
No they can't, I asked my mum about it.
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>>727193146
This. I'm a little under 8' and one girl kept insisting I was over 10'. wouldn't that be nice.
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>>727190085
Dunno my circumference but I'm 7 3/4. It seems to the kobe fine. In fact, with one girlfriend I had we had to be careful of what positions we tried so I didn't hit her cervix.
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8.5inch length 5.5 to 6 girth
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>>727188801
No some of it was cut off
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>>727190085
Team red. Just with i wasnt cut.

Luckily I'm restoring it though
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7.2 x 5.5

Almost every girl i've ever been with (13) has commented on my member.

"You have a great dick"
"Your penis is so nice"
etc
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>>727190085
yeah, most 'monster cock' in porn is about 8 inches. All guys exaggerate so women have no idea what 8 inches actually means.
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>>727190520
how can you tell? the pixels look fine....?
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I could go for one inch more, but it's not ideal. My size is good enough for me
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7x5
i wish i were a bit thicker though
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>>727189750
we have twin penis
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>>727190085
Wrong graph its all meant to be in the top right corner
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>>727190085
kek, this is why your all jacking it to traps! you consume shit like this and add it to your existing knowledge and get depressed about your unsatisfactory dick size then lie about it and get even more depressed because your a grown ass man who has to lie about your dick size. then your too ashamed to ever show a woman your dick because your afraid of the chart!
this is obviously made up by someone who is massively insecure about their dick! if it wasn't then think of the whores who were involved in this research!
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7.2x5.6
I could go for maybe an inch or 2 in length, but i am satisfied with what i got.
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>>727188801
Yes, but a good inch and a half is under the fat pad at the base
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>>727196366
I've always said 7.5 but more like 7.2 here as well and about the same girth. I've only used a rigid ruler, need to get some string out and get more precise. Also satisfied.
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>>727188801

7X6

goldilocks Dick... just right
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6.3 inches long and 6.1 girth. I always thought I had a really small penis because the girth and length were really close. that is until I started fucking and girls started telling me they felt like they had lost their virginity again, feels good to have a thick schlong
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>>727191430
just date asians
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>>727188801
Yes, I am.
In the picture it's me with my girlfriend last summer.
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>>727188801
no
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>>727197749
Photoshopped af gtfo
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>>727197749
What is photoshop?
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>>727198027
>>727198107
What are you saying? Are you making fun about the way my penis looks? You submales couldn't even hope to have a girlfriend like me. Don't ever question me again or I'll come and put my dick up your little sissy asses.
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>>727199345
yeah because your penis is naturally blurry.
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>>727188801
my dick is 5.9x5.75, i used to be a even 6 inches long but i got a bit fat and lost length to flab.

If I had a wish I would like a 2 foot long penis about the same girth but prehensile, then I could coil it up or use it like a tentacle on women, or even idly suck myself off while browsing /b/ like a huge faggot.
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>>727199345
>You submales coundn't even hope to have a girlfriend lie me
Kek
If that's you then I'm the black guy with the shades in the background fuckin yo bitch everynight while you in the room photoshoppin pics of other guys dicks in all yo pictures you old ass goat
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>>727188801
It is photoshoped.
I know because i have seen many images like this.
Some pixels are off.
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>>727200325
I dont think anyone was debating whether or not that image was photoshopped.
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>>727188801
I'm not but my girlfriend is. So I guess I'm fine with it.
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7 inches w/ 5.5 girth. do I wish I had more girth? sure. But in the words of jimmy gandolf, what are ya gonna do.
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>>727188801
Fits in my hand pretty comfortably, so yeah.
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>>727188801
I can't even get an erection anymore. Feels bad man.
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>>727200325
Wrong pic we where talking about, also if you had that size dick you'd most likely pass-out every time you got an erection seeing as your blood would have to pulse though too much to have sex for long or at all
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>>727188801
>implying anyone here uses their penis for anything other than peeing
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I'd consider myself average. I don't care too much about my size, I know my dick satisfied the women I've had sex with and my gf likes it, too.

Here's a pic, I don't have actual dick pics.
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>>727201872
are you implying that non of us masturbate?
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>>727188801
Eh. Could be better, glad it's not worse.
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>>727201924
you've got a god damned light house on your arm? more pics, nobody cares about your average penis
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>>727188801
yes, i have a decent size
3.5" length x 5.25" girth
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>>727202840
Yea, why?
Haven't got more without her face
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I'd be happier if it was bigger, but my girlfriend seems to be satisfied so it's all good.
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>>727201924
how many inches you have?
length/girth
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>>727190085
Team green here.

I've never fucked a woman so it really doesn't matter though
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>>727203255
somewhere around 6 inches lenght, can't measure girth rn
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>>727193526
My buddy has a 10 inch dick but that shit is skinny like a pencil kek. We double teamed a few bitches before and it looks funny as fuck even though it's longer than mine.
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>>727201924
Usually I hate artsy tattoos but that one actually looks pretty nice man.
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About 6.5 length and 5.7 girth. 6icnh girth would be nice, but I guess I can't do much about it.
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>>727188801
no i want it to be bigger. i think Michele was just being polite.
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>>727203561
thanks dude!
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>>727201924
>pretends like he doesn't take dick pics
foh
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>>727188801
>tfw you have a 6 inch penis but never had sex so don't know if it's a good size or not
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>>727197749
LOL
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>>727190737
Pic?
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yep
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Nope, mine is only like 5'5 inches. Although I'm 14 so I don't know if I have to worry
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>>727204978

hahahhaha
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>>727188801
No
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20 w 9.5in 3in in width no complaints from me or women
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