REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>727187729
Why the picture?

>>727187729
THAT IS SIMPLY NOT TRUE

>>727187729
Ok

/b/ullshit

>>727187729
ok

>>727187729
honestly saying i'll get a girlfriend tomorrow is like saying that my dick is one day gonna be 10 inches. It simply ain't happening

>>727187729
shit of the /b/ull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y4VFzgkAps

>>727187729
>>727188091
A man can dream

>>727187729
Fake news

Lies

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>>727187729
You do know that the chan tells us when it's you, right?

>>727188091
I mean that's technically your fault. In theory you could go out tomorrow and ask random girls to date you until someone says yes. Statistically it's going to happen eventually, no matter how ugly you are. So it isn't comparable to your dick not growing to 10 inches, because one is your own choice and one isn't.

if i have one? --- will i now have two?

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>>727187729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx1k4mWP9qs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukwA--tIokg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u9B0Omy_p8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCISTzHnZNs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUqIdO_v3pQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63eVhP51R7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYMbyneRer4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyOzTM2TyXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEIt0rxCwqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_54T6Sq16A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjz-YRBZfG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEvFZNfAG1E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMS-yAF4UwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCNHaLziBQw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26cTPykaFqo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35tGM-Tsahk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRb9hBD9Wns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeSPc5oTcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EyjgUqXojc

same

>>727188264
you must be the newest fag here

>>727187729
Faggot

Pls gf god

>>727187729
i have a crush on a chubby girl, i think she's really pretty, i want to go on long walks with her, laugh, cry and play video games with her because after snooping around, I found out that she has a PS4, happy days, I've seen her on a couple of dating websites, heck i've even gotten in touch a couple of times but i never get far, she doesn't want anything to do with a nice guy like me, she wants a bad boy like that dick head, Joe. I fucking hate Joe, he struts around as if he owns the place, thinking he's IT, I tell you what, if it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe I'd been married long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from Cotton-Eyed Joe?

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>>727187729
Normies get out ! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>727187729
No, thanks

>>727187729
Hasn't worked yet, but rollin

>>727187729
Can't get a GF if I don't leave my house.

>Tfw I'm desperate enough to post here

>>727187729
c'mon m8

make it happen anon!

>>727187729
Please Almighty Kek make it happen.

>>727187729
you said that last time and i still dont have a girlfriend you lied

sure kek

Ok

>>727187729

its about time

>>727187729
yolo

Kek wills it

better safe than sorry

;_;

i hope so

>>727187729
i already have one

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Is there a catch?

doesn't work, I tried

Kae

>>727187729
haha

>>727187729
Yay! I hope my wife does not mind!

Not true but replying because i'm sad and alone

I don't need a gf

>>727187729
okey, go

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>>727187729
rollo

Plz

>>727187729
didn't work last time
still gonna try as many times as it takes

;_;

Like an actual girl?

no I won't lol

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nothin to lose but seconds that I'll waste anyway

>>727187729
pls

The girl has such empty eyes

allegedly.

>>727187729
bullshit

>>727187729

i dont believe

>>727187729
I want to believe

ye

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>>727187729
Can't risk it this time. Watching a movie w/ my crush tonight. Wish me luck robots.

>>727187729
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

>>727187729
Thanks op

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>>727187729

/b/ullshit

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what a deal

Stupid thread,faggot op, bored me

give it to me

>>727187729
ggggggggggggggg

I'm so desperate

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How desperate can a man get when replying to these. Well, tomorrow i will see...
Good luck to everyone else who replies to this thread. I sure would need it.

word?

no way

>>727187729
But I am gay.

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>>727187729
I'm so desperate. please

>>727187729
fuck off

>>727187729
Calling bullshit.

>>727190072
Too fucking bad, fag

>>727188408
Not those I guys but I didn't visit /b/ for 3 years
Did she replace dead girl ?

>>727187729
REPLY

>>727187729
sure?

hard to get one without going outside

>>727187729
nigger

Can I just get my ex back.

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Kek Wills It

>>727187729
She needs a hug

>>727187729
i dont believe you

kek pls

Heres hoping

i hope so

>>727187729
Okay. Will she be cute?

>>727187729
What if I stay in the house?
according to you, I will still somehow get a girlfriend despite it being impossible since i'm not going anywhere, but it's impossible for me to not get a girlfriend because if i reply to this thread, which I am doing, I AM going to get a girlfriend by tomorrow.

My theory is that you are lying in order to get attention, and thus getting many (You), thus fueling your raging ego.

Thank you.

Hopefully

>>727187729
Kms

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OP means, "reply to this thread OR you will have a girlfriend tomorrow".
Getting laid is gr8. GF is hassle. You want to get laid, not get gf.

Go on...

>>727187729
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>727187729
yeah, sure, and I'll get 10 inch longer dick

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>>727188091
We can hope and dream Anon.

well...

>>727187729
My luck has been good with this girl lately. Heres hoping to seal the deal

Give

heres a good question why is it that broken nose chik is alwse on the face of this board why not use atlest a facebook slut or something less battle scared if i wanted a gf id want to show her off a its not even a tits or gtfo pic its some scared chick with a busted up face

>>727187729
whyy

OP pls

>>727187729
No

just testing

alright

>>727187729
oh pls

>>727187729
oi

>>727187729
I want to believe

>>727187729
Cant work, Meeting no one tomorow and spending day at the libtary studying. Waiting for a miracle.

If I wasnt being unintentionally cockblocked by a schiOphrenic nazi wannabe zombie then I could get 3 in a day

>>727187729
This is true right?
I will have a gf by tomorrow right?

>>727187729
Nah

>>727187729
fucking lier

Smells like a farm with all this bullshit

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>>727187729
It didn't work last time, you mother fucker

>>727187729
well might aswell

>>727187729
Lies

>>727187729
DOn't toy with my heart.

why do you lie op

Kik mocohocarolyn

Beard and tall

Heck it

>>727187729
No

>>727188343
If I have 20 will I have 21?

>>727187729
not sure how, but ok

>>727187729
Bullshit

I DID THIS 2 DAYS AGO AND STILL NO GF.
I WANT MY REPLY BACK

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>>727187729

Whtvr

>>727187729
Pls

That's bullshit but I believe it!

if dubs i get a trap gf

interesting

>>727187729
coming

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>Wanting a gf

>>727187729
kkk

I don't want a girlfriend. I am a pure, virtuous individual that will not be tainted by a female.

sure why not

>>727187729
Hahahhahhahh

>>727187729
Never luckly

Do I have girlfriend now?

>>727188264
Please go back to 9gag newfag

>>727188264
How's that so?

>>727187729

>>727187729
ok

yea okay

>>727187729
No fucking way

>>727187729
ok

You little liar

>>727187729
I just want my girlfriend back...

If you lie to me I will look for you. I will find you and I will kill you. I am backtracing your IP as we speak

>>727187729
worth a shot right?

>>727187729
This is actually kinda possible

Alright

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gimme da pusi b0ss

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>>727187729
if I get dubs, I will never get a gf

>>727187729
Mkay

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>>727187729
i'm so lonely...

Fuck me what do I have to lose

>>727187729
i dont even want to, bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

>>727187729
I'm very desperate.

>>727187801
>>727187880
>>727188006
>>727188091
>>727188115
>>727188180
>>727188254
>>727188264
>>727188307
>>727188408
>>727188411
>>727188474
>>727188476
>>727189304
>>727189403
>>727189521
>>727189615
All these faggots alibiposting
Also: gimme a gf wit big tiddes

>>727187729
Fuck

lets see..

>>727187729
Well, I got nothing to lose

I AM SO FUCKING DESPERATE

>>727187729
Oh god please

Redhead, pls

>>727187729only if she has a femenine penis

>>727187729
ITS MY MANS 21 BIRTHDAY TODAY

>>727187729
K

>>727187729
can she have lady balls?

feck off

Hell im desperate enough

>me
>gf
yeah, right

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>>727187729
She's cute :3

>>727187729
screencapped

>>727187729
ya ok

>>727187729
>>sadly
i'm here!

yea lol

Can i have a cute redhead girlfriend?

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>>727187729
What if i want a bf?

>>727187729
Ok

>>727187729
Will I get to beat her like this chick?

k.

>>727187729
Hmm I don't see how that is possible but ok

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>>727187729
I'm giving it my all

Sure, why the fuck not?

>>727188264
SAGED
A
G
E
D

Kek pls

Fuck off, wasting my time

>>727187729
Thanks

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>>727187729

ok

>>727187729
I did it!

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Pls

>>727187729
gimme

>>727187729
kurva anyád opé

Praying to kek this happens

>>727187729
no

benis

8yo please!

>>727187729
Eh fuck it

wHAT

y

imsolonely

>>727187729
Yes prease

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>>727187729
IM NOT GONNA LET YOU DESTROY MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok

>>727187729
go to hell

>>727190427
No you pussy.

>>727187729

>>727187729
ill bite

>>727187729
I'm a lonesome cowboy...

woah okay

>>727187729
I tried this exact thread and it did not work. Did I not reply correctly or what's up?

>>727187729
Will I get to beat her like that as well?

>>727187729
How can I resist?

>>727187729
Otherwise i'd just hide this page but im actually going on a date tomorrow so i'll just do it as a good luck charm

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>>727193222

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>>727192809
HOLY

>>727193632
You're date is gonna go horrible, but you'll still get head. So says I the sex sayer.

>>727187729
Lmao I wish

fuck it let's try

i want to believe

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reply because i have nothing to lose but everything to gain

>>727187729
Why you do this to me

>>727187729
the fuck happened to her?

lmao @ all the virgins rushing to comment

>>727187729
ok :D

>>727187729
eat my ass, no balls, you wont, youre gay

>>727187729
i have nothing to lose

>>727187729
yes pls senpai

>>727187729
praise kek if it happens

>>727187729
Im just excited to see whether its gonna be A or C

>>727187729
okay

Please señor

What have i tol lose

Don't play with my heart like this, OP.

>>727187729
fuck it

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>>727187729

Please

>>727187729
yeah right

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Jesus fucking Christ you kids are lonely.

>>727187729
I hate you OP

i dont think so, sadly :c

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>>727187729
Please

>>727187729
A man can dream i suppose

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>>727187729
this shiet doesnt fucking work
but im still trying

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>>727187729
Dear meme jesus: I needs me some meme magic if this is to come true!!

ig

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>>727187729
Please

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sure

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>>727187729
I'll bite.
Dubs or above and my wife doesn't find out about her.

>>727187729
meh

>>727187729
gib pucci b0ss

Sure

>>727187729
aye

ok

Op is a faggot

>>727187729
you gonna beat that brat until she agrees?

>>727187729
Nice meme

>Replies to get girlfriend
>Forgets that I don't even have friends

I miss my old one

What if I already have one? Will I have 2 girlfriends tomorrow?

>>727187729
well why not

>>727194357
Kek

>>727187729
oh boy wouldn't that be swell

>>727187729
Lets see if true.

>>727187729
I can't take the risk not to.

>>727187729
k

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>>727187729

Why the hell not, worth a shot

I mean I'm pretty desperate at this point so I'll try anything.

>>727187729
#MGTOW
Fuck these hypergamous parasites.

Nothing would suck more

Worth a try

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>>727187729

>>727187729
Bullshit

>>727187729
ok

>>727187729
kurwa prosze

>>727192733
post dick

I want to belive

>>727187729
Short and small boobs please. Nice ass too.

impossible

>>727187729
stahp

>>727188107
I like your way of thinking. Logical. Reasonable. Have a nice day.

>>727187729
nty

will we all get the same one?

I love false hope

>>727187729
k

>>727187729
replied

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Might as well try

im going to respond while saying its bullshit so i dont look as retarded

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plz

R

D
I
G
I
T
S

i bbetter

>>727187729
I hope you are right.

Please, I want a girlfriend. Pretty please!

If dubs then it is actually true and I'll get one for sure