So what happened with Americans? Why do we wipe shit from our

>>727186696
what do you purpose we use? baby wipes?

>>727186986

Actually, wipes + toilet paper is a pretty good combo.

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>>727186986

wet wipes are the new standard in my home.
it just feels better knowing your ass is clean

>>727186696
If you dropped shit on your kitchen floor, you wouldn't spray it with a garden hose and call it a day.

Dry wipe to get the bulk, wet wipe for fine cleaning, then dry wipe to dry.

>>727186986
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>>727187376
I've been thinking about trying wipes. Do they really work?

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>>727186696
I'd use a bidet if I had one. They're not quite commonplace and getting one installed costs a fortune. Besides, I usually wipe with regular toilet paper and then shower right after.

>>727187376
what the hell do you do with them? havent you ever heard of a fatberg?

>>727187376
Have to find biodegradable kinds. Just any old wet wipes will eventually clog your plumbing.

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>>727187487
Yeah but, I'm only walking on the kitchen floor. I don't carry that around with me all day.
That was a horrible analogy.

I use baby wipes or whatever they are called. Wipe your ass until you think it's clean and then try the wipes. You will see a lot of nasty shit left over (pretty fucking gross if you sleep naked) sometimes it takes me two or 2 wipes to get it completely clean when its shitty as fuck down there.

>>727187568
Yeah the work
At destroying your septic tank/sewer system
Unless you want your bathroom to be backed up with sewage, don't use them. The 'fushable' ones are a lie

>>727187568
yes, they do.

>>727187376
>>727187568
Wet wipes are where its at. Ive used wet wipes for 2 years now and i cant go back. i hate using public restrooms now. it also saves money on toilet paper

>>727187746
And yes I try to thoroughly clean with the toilet paper. That shit ends up just falling apart and getting stuck to my asshole hairs when I go for a deep clean.

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>>727187576
>wiping before a shower
Just blast the shit with shower water and stomp down the drain.

>>727186696
Take a shower before sleeping naked, having sex, or any other activity where your asshole is exposed. It's really not hard. I don't need my hole to be squeeky shiny clean at all times - as long as I'm not getting skidmarks in my underwear and don't have "the itch" , I'm fine.

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>>727187767
>>727187788
>>727187852
Honest to kek, I'm leaving right now to go get some, because I feel a monstrous shit coming on.

Wish me luck that I don't shit my pants in Walmart.

Will post a a full shit report if thread is still up.

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>>727188137
I live alone, and I still sleep in gym shorts and a t-shirt.
I don't like being naked at all.

>>727186696
If you think that most Americans wipe their asses with just paper you're mentally challenged.

Soap. Water. Tissue paper. These exist. People use them together.

>>727186696
>>727187376
>>727187487
>>727187746
what do you do with the wipes since you cant flush them?!? alot of the wipes are illegal where i live because they say flushable and biodegradable when they really arent.

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>>727188390
Yeah, never heard of all of that.
I'd rather not have to bring out equipment to wipe my dirty ass.

>>727188946
Flush them. Have yet to have an issue.

>>727187858
Shave your asshole. What loser has hairs in there

>>727189105
the issue isnt on your end its further down the sewers. also if you have a septic tank they solidify

If I got shit on some other part of my body it would be abnormal. Getting shit on your anus is normal because that is where your solid waste comes from. it's quite often I wipe my ass and there is nothing on the paper because I eat a fairly clean diet with a lot of fiber. It really isn't a big deal to me. Then again if someone was literally gonna eat my ass I'd take a shower first.

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>>727186696

That's why I take a quick shower after each and every poop.

>>727186696
It could be worse, you could've been Indian.

More hygenic, easy, focused!
Bidet sprayers are a must in most of the world, such as muslim counties, where it's a must to be purified from all shits and dirts.

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>>727186696
Just buy a bidet
I got a basic one for 30 bucks that just hooks up to the tank hose and it's not too cold or anything and does the job

>>727187269
only if you throw them in the garbage, wipes wreck havoc on sewer systems

>>727189938
Fucking this. Can find a really nice "plug and play" style on Amazon for $40 and under. Best goddamn money I ever spent.

>>727186696
I started washing my ass with soap and water aftewr every shit when i was about 15. Wiping that shit around with dry toilet paper is fucking disgusting as fuck. But hey im not american maybe they dont mind being dirty.

>>727187576
Get a bidet and install it yourself. You can go as fancy as you'd like but you don't need a plumber for most of the ones that just attach under the toilet seat

>>727187692
even the biodegradable kind don't degrade fast enough you're still going to fuck up your plumping

Dont use wet wipes!!! Ive done it for like 10 years and developed some bulks(?) Downloads there and it is always bloody... the doctor told me it is because of wet wipes, they dont know exactly how it can lead to this, but since i dont use them anymore it got better

>>727190331
*down

>>727190331
Probably because the onew you were using had some type of alcohol in them. It will dry out your skin and asshole. Dry skin = more likely to crack open and bleed. It's the reason why people who use hand sanitizer all the time in the winter have dry, cracked skin.

>>727190780
Used baby wipes, without alcohol

>>727186696
What a shitty advertising campaign.

>>727190882
hmmm....strange enough. I used a type that was suppose to be hypoallergenic and same thing happened. Come to find out, one of the ingredients was a type of alcohol. Had a fucking strange name.

Maybe an allergic reaction to the perfumes or something.

>>727186696
I'm American (Texas) and I use tp and a bidet. Bought it on amazon for like $20.

>>727187568
yeah they 100% work. dont flush them tho. get a garbage can.

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>>727186696

Being a fairly hairy guy, those self-install bidets have been a blessing. Used to wipe my ass with nice TP and it was still like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpet. 90% of the time, ended up just having to wash my ass or at the very least making an "ass pad" out of TP to keep the shit from staining my drawers. Bidet solved that shit. Nice little blast of water and after a pat dry, clean as fuck.

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>>727186696

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>>727189455
So do I. Nothing beats the freshness.

>>727187640
>>727187692

that's why you shit at work

not only are you saving the plumbing in your own home, you are getting paid to shit.

>>727191977

I make a nickel, the boss makes a dime
That's why I shit, on company time

>>727186696
At least we don't shit in the streets.

>>727192145

exactly my friend.


The other tactic is flush one wipe at a time.

That way it is out of your pipes into the main sewer and on its way.

Its fucking filthy feminists flushing tampons and fannypads and the fucking mong degenerates who shouldn't be allowed to breed flushing nappies down the khazi that causes the blockages.

>>727186696
Retard

I love it when my girlfriend doesn't wipe all the shit off her ass. Just the smell of her ass hole turns me on.

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>>727186696

get on my level, Son.

>>727192671

you are fined 3 credits for violation of the nasal morality statute

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>>727186696

Bunch of pussies in here with your pillow paper and your baby wipes. There is only one proper tool for this job.
Pic related.

>>727186696
Learn how to wipe your ass correctly maybe?

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>>727187568
Paper wipe to get large debris first, and follow up with a wet wipe. Dispose wet wipe into trash.

>>727186986
I use them every time.

>be me
>wipe ass with toilet paper
>just like my ancestors before me have since tp was invented
>newfag millennial safe spacers come along
>"Oh, we wipe with baby wipes"
>try once
>just smears it around
>shit soaks through baby wipe instantly
>shit juice all over hand
>damn near have to use entire package of wipes
>toilet clogs
>never again
I'll stick to good old fashion toilet paper, its been good enough for hundreds of years, its still good enough.

>>727188946
Throw into trash can. Have a small garbage can in the bathroom for them. Empty regularly.

>>727186696
>Why do we wipe shit from our ass with nothing but paper?
unless you're some kinda uncivilized fuck, you should have been using wet wipes along with toilet paper
you may have noticed them in the toilet paper aisle in walmart

>>727195345
You're supposed to use toilet paper to clear the main shit and clean your ass with the baby wipe after.

>>727188358
look on the brightside, your bedsheets stay cleaner and you have a lower risk for testicular torsion

>>727195615
Even when using it to get the remainder after the bulk has been removed, it still just gets smeared around, shit soaks through the wet wipe getting all over your hand, the toilet still clogs.

Its like trying to clean peanut butter off linoleum with wet cardboard

>>727195345
you gotta alternate dude, wipe with wet wipe then tp and repeat until clean

>>727196054
I'll stick with good ol' 2 ply.

>>727186696
>wet toilet paper
>wipe
>wet more toilet paper
>wipe
>dry toilet paper
>wipe
never have had a poopy ass

>>727186696
If you smear shit, your diet is wrong and your feces are too wet.

Stop eating rubbish food or check your food allergies. You shouldn't even have to whipe much if you eat correctly; still a whipe to be sure is cool.

>>727186696
Nice try, Pajeet. But you are still going to have to poo in loo

If you have the right diet you barely have to wipe. Paleo diet is the way to go

>>727186696
Im a simple eurofag, but after EVERY shit i take at home I sit on the edge of bathtub and shower my ass clean. Then dry using dedicated towel. I feel dirty as fuck if i have to shit anywhere else and therefore cannot do this.

I use 1 square of toilet paper..
Poke a hole in the middle of it
Put finger up through hole
Clean asshole with finger
Square wipes shit off finger as you slide it back off

>not showering anyway after taking a shit

You people are disgusting.

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>>727192822
Disappointed no one else got the reference. Clearly we're too old for 4chins m8

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>>727186696

In my country, every single toilet that's in a private house or in a hotel has a bidet next to it. We dry wipe a few times to get mostly clean, then wash it, then dry with a towel.
The idea of a bidetless country is as disgusting to us as pajeet designated shitting streets are to you.

>>727195977

You're not supposed to flush em, dude.

>TheMoreYouKnow.jpg

>>727192822
How exactly do these work?

>>727186696
I scrub my ass inside and out in the shower in the morning and in the bath at night.

Nothing worse than being unclean.

>>727186696
hi. european here. we have bidets. you guys are disgusting

I just reach down into the bowl after flushing and splash the water into my ass. Get it nice and clean that way. Plus no paper.

>>727198167
Never get naked with Americans. They still haven't figured out basic hygiene or even sanitation. Especially straight Americans, disgusting. Good luck even finding one that uses soap in the shower.

Understandably, fags are at least self-conscious enough to make an effort.

>>727197941
Yeah, lemme go ahead and load up my bathroom trash can with shit caked wet wipes and let them chill there until i get around to emptying it once the trash is full...

They make flushable ones, only filthy mexicans fill their trash cans with shitty paper

>>727198473
Gonna need a bigger bait faggot

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>>727186696

americafag here... they sell bidet attachments at home depot now, best $60 i've spent

>>727198637
Those are for homosexuals who like men to pee in their butts

>>727189315
So if i use them at my house its all good? Fucks up the city sewer not me right? Fuck the city

>>727198744

no, they're for people who don't want to walk around with swamp ass

>>727186696
Why the hell would anyone use paper? That's why toiletpaper exists.

>>727192822
Demolition man.

>>727198349

You reach down?

I just dip my ass down in there while the water is swirling.

>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>727198899
Wouldn't soaking your ass make it swampy?

>>727198899
No, they are for people who like to get shit everywhere else.

Go outside right now and attach a spray nozzle on your water hose, now spray full stream into dirt. Once you see how mud sprays everywhere, thats what bidets do to your ass, sprays shit everywhere. Now you gotta scrub the toilet and shower because you got shit under the toilet seat and all over your ass cheeks

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>>727186696
It's not just paper you dipshit. I mean are you like 10 years old or something haha.

>>727198869
There's different types. The flushables are made thinner and different material. They'll break down over time. The nonflushable are slightly thicker and if they were to catch on the edge of a sewer pipe or some sludge build up, will never break down. As far as sewers, they will go through them fine. They'll make it to the sewer plant where a barscreen will catch them and remove them into the solid waste pile.

all of you are morons.

for me , it's high pressure HOT WATER bidet (pressure high enough it actually works like an enema)

then dry paper towels which usually comes out completely clean after the bidet.

then one baby wipe to wipe butt cheeks and Crack. reason for that is that as the hot water hits your ass it tends to sometimes smell bad so wiping your cheeks with a scented baby wipe helps get that off.

perfectly clean ass. in fact when I stay in hotels in really struggle without bidets.

even cold water bidets are disgusting

>>727195977
Buy name brand wipes.
Use toilet paper until you normally would stop wiping.
Grab wet wipe, fold in half, get a good wipe in, fold wet wipe again, one last final wipe. If one wipe clogs your toilet you need a better toilet.
Then finish with anothet wipe using tp to dry off.
Done.

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>>727199131

it washes away all the swampiness. just pat dry and you're minty fresh again.

also saving a fuckton of money on toilet paper and wipes doesn't hurt either.

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>>727190331
>developed some bulk Downloads

>>727199455
They are all the same, and are pointless.

>>727199305
>spray full stream into dirt
>thats what bidets do to your ass

Wrong you autisc fuck. Bidets have adjustable pressure built in. Yes, you can turn it up to 11 and have you asshole blasted with shit going everywhere. But most non-asspies adjust it to where its just enough pressure to get the shit off without blowing doodoo everywhere.

>>727198869
>>727199394
All wipes can clog drains, and yeah, say fuck the city when the main sewer by your house gets clogged and your street floods with shit, but they can't get to it because they're busy clearing another wipe clog on the other side of town, then say fuck the city.

>>727199305

if you're a complete and total idiot and run the shit full blast at the beginning then yes you're right

bidets have a flow control knob for a reason. start slow and get mostly clean, then increase pressure to finish the job. let gravity do its job and everything ends up where its supposed to.

>>727199688
You get shit everywhere, fucko.

>>727199823
It doesnt matter.

>put on low setting
>AWESOME, always wanted shit on my balls

>>727199802
My street floods with shit. I doubt that would ever happen. Man as long as i dont have to deal with a multiple thousand dollar ordeal to fix my plumbing, again i repeat, fuck the city.
Shit in the street for a day will be okay.
Imma keep usin wipes my nigga

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>>727199802

>Fucks up the city sewer not me right? Fuck the city

I'll take "What's wrong with America today" for $400, Alex.

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>>727199947

well you must have used some fucked up bidet then. even the cheap piece of shit I bought at home depot has a knob for complete control over the water stream. just let gravity do its job and everything ends up in the bowl. ffs its not rocket science

>>727200219
Shit has nevet flooded a city street from wet wipes. If they honestly are that bad and still allow me to buy them. Again fuck the city.

>>727200219
So that's how people use toilets in highways gas stations...

>>727199802
Most sewer mains are 6-12". Laterals from house to main sewer are usually 4". That one little wet wipe isn't going to suddenly fuck up the sewers and blow shit out into the street like some kind of geyser.

>>727200324
>well you must have used some fucked up bidet then
No, ive never used one, because im not a homosexual

>>727186696
Well... in our defense... the area that gets all shitty gets neatly folded between our ass cheeks.

Fucking wet-wipe or not.... I still wouldn't eat off my anus until I took a real good shower and scrubbed the fuck out of it.

>>727200365

Thats "Fuck the city" guy, trying to toilet.

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>>727200525

well enjoy your mud butt then

>>727200392
This motherfucker gettin' all civil up in heaah

>>727197819
Get it.... just didn't choose to acknowledge it as it was a silly movie with no real explanation of the actual use of the shells

I constantly carry a zip lock bag of baby wipes in my pocket anywhere I go because most places have that cheap one ply bullshit that tears into your anus like a chainsaw

>>727200696

lol

On the red carpet for "Gravity," MTV News' Josh Horowitz asked Sandra Bullock to once and for all settle the greatest mystery in movie history.

"Well, think of a bidet, right?" said Bullock. "There's several processes. You have number one, you have number two, and then the cleanup."

But it doesn't stop there. Turns out the seashells are also musical instruments. "You can use them as little maracas as well," continued Bullock, giving an example of the sort of beat you can drop with the future's answer to toilet paper. "See, it's a musical instrument, and it's a hygiene element!"

Surprised that this mystery which has plagued film criticism for two decades was so easily solved, Horowitz got seriously burned by Bullock.

"It was obvious," Bullock joked. "It was obvious to me when I read it. I thought you were an intelligent man, but obviously not."

http://www.mtv.com/news/1715032/sandra-bullock-demolition-man-seashells/

>>727186696
I use paper and then a baby-wet-wipe to be 100% sure.

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>>727200651
>mud butt
See, I'm not a helpless manchild and my ass is perfectly clean because i know how to wipe, just like my ancestors before me who didnt need wipes designed for infants or water attachments.

>>727200787

I have adopted this practice of late myself, anon.

I have never been sorry for it.

>>727200814
>using seashells as maracas.
Now I'm confused.

> wipe

2017 and not using natural oils found in feces to confition ass hairs. Fucking plebs i swear.

>>727200982

Our buttholes evolved in the water when we were sea creatures. Little wonder water works so well to keep them clean in the present day.

>>727194211
european detected

>>727186696
italian master race reporting in, that's why we have bidets here, at the very leasdt you should take a shower if you don't have one, pig disgusting.

>>727191189
Yeah I'll just throw wipes with human feces all over them in a can, because that's sanitary...

>All these people showering every time they take a shit

I can barely be bothered to shower every other day never mind every time I wipe my ass

>>727200982

look if you're cleaning with dry paper, your ass still has remnants of shit smeared on it. doesn't matter how skilled of a manchild wiper you are.

wet wipes are much better especially if you're on the road. but the closest thing to a shower is a bidet. being clean doesn't make you gay. i'm not sure what walking around with shit on your ass makes you though...

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>>727200969
>>727200814

kek

>>727196425
i do this at work.
at home i take the shower head and wash my ass. Clean ass, clear mind.

>>727197335
i do the same my nigger. Clean ass clear mind

Because I actually like my girl to have a faint musky smell of fecal matter when I smell and rim her. It feels more personal and natural. Without it, eating ass would be like licking a clean forearm. No fun in that.

>>727186696
I use just paper. But I'm also the kind of guy who look straight in your eyes during an handshake.

I last took a shit about 6 hours ago and I know if i wipe my ass now there will be some shit on the paper

I just don't care

I haven't left the house for 2 weeks anyway

>>727199305
what a retarded faggot you are.
now fuck off

>>727197335

why not just use a bidet attachment? they aren't expensive. have you ever confused your dedicated towel? haha

>>727199115
are you a skelington?

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>wet wipes
>bidets
Holy fuck, do you fucking children still need mommy to cut your hotdogs for you?

Pic related, its literally you

>>727200982
you are shit and so are your ancestors.
Do you shower with tp or clean your hands with tp?

>>727198637
so it squirts toilet water into your ass?

>>727202452
No, your mom tongues my shitty rectum squeaky clean

>>727202699
It squirts your ass, then shit water splashes everywhere else

>>727202304
Is that piss?

>>727202729

then you stick your tongue down her throat right? lovely. has anyone ever mentioned your sweet fecal breath, or do you just make like you farted? or do others around you just pretend not to notice?

>>727187576
You can get a bidet for like 40 bucks, with installation it still will probably be under 100

>>727203146
Nah, i tell her to leave my sight because she's a pathetic shitwhore and her services are no longer needed. If i have to shit again i simply clap twice and she obediently comes ready for more caca consumption

>>727198744
dubs never lie
also kek

>>727202699

yea but you have a knob to control it. you start off slow to get most of the dookie loose. let gravity do its job and everything drops down into the bowl. then gradually increase pressure to finish the job. with a little practice your minty fresh after every poop. one pack of TP now lasts you months, and you don't have to get creative with baby wipes and gobs of wet TP.

it's one of those things that will change your life. once you start using a bidet, you'll also look strangely at those who insist dry toilet paper is somehow cleaner...

Wtf bidets are literally fucking disgusting, shit water spraying everywhere.

I'll stick to the tried and trusted, tp, tp, wipes, tp method.

>>727186696
WE should use water just like asians

>>727195345

>Seriously thinking that using a dry piece of cloth is more effective than a wet one for cleaning shit.

If you got shit on your hands, you'd also just use a dry paper towel right?

Fucking retarded.

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>>727187568
>do wipes work?

Why the fuck do you think its called wipes???
theirs no shame in using baby wipes, frankly there made of better material than regular wipes.

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>>727187767

then dont flush'em

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>>727199115
>>727198349

>people throw shity wipes in the garbage can
White people are fucking disgusting

>>727204316
Only mexicans do that

>>727201509
This is my biggest problem with them

Am I the only one who slightly dampens the toilet paper before using it? Only use dry for the last wipe to dry the water. I mean when I am at home (which is 90% of the time annyway) the sink is right there near the toilet so why not use it. SO much cleaner that way.

>>727200969
I'm crying wtf is this?

>>727204438
Did you not read this fucking thread?

>>727204599
just use wipes man

>>727204659

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdnuOa7tDco

>>727186696

Bro I use baby wipes

if you're wiping your ass with nothing but dry paper, your ass is dirty as FUCK

>>727204749
TP is way cheaper though

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>>727204873
not as cheap as water tho

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>>727204823
You win.

>>727204665
Do you not know any mexicans?

>>727190180
I came here to say this. By all means use wipes, but don't flush them, regardless of what it says on the package. They are awful for both sewer and septic systems. You will wind up with a huge plumbing bill in the future, or maybe just clog the city sewer system which will result in higher fees. Throw them in the trash. If you're really ANAL (lol) about it, you can wrap them in paper before trashing them.

>>727188233
God speed anon

>>727188946
Yeah it's honestly pretty terrible how the wipe companies print "flushable" on the package because that will sell more, all while knowing they wreck the pipes anyway.

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>>727198869
You realize they wind up charging higher fees to make up for the repair bills right? Idiot.

>>727200219
Pretty much.

>>727186696
white people are nasty af

U now know u can judge ur friends having a dirty asshole when u go into their house and they have no wipes.

U can judge potential gfs too. Dirty poo poo stained thong = eeeewwwww

>>727206503
Tru

>>727186696
Or you could just shit in the mornings before a shower.
Doesn't take long to train your body to do it.

>>727201509
Wrap them in tp if it's that big a deal to you.

But I mean honestly it's not like trash cans are known for cleanliness. Do you eat from there?

>>727186696
Actually I shit once in the morning, take my shower, clean my asshole then remain clean until next morning - rinse, repeat.

>>727206721
You mean kick the three S's?
>Shit, Shower & Shave

>>727206503
That's why you niggers fuck anything that's white.

Admit it. Your dream girl is white.

Funny, my anus still burns from wiping too much. I had to use an entire roll at work just to get my ass clean yesterday.

>>727186696
Finish with a wipe or stop eating taco bell you disgusting animal.

>>727206887
I prefer shaving while shitting then shower after. Saves a bunch of time.

>>727206851

I stand in envy and awe of your disciplined shitter, anon.

>>727189364
This... everyone else in this thread has revolving autism syndrome.

>>727206982

Stop eatin so much grease, anon.

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>>727198514
Just because Walmart put the word flushable on the label doesn't make it a good idea.

wipe your ass, don't smear your shit

simple

>>727197335
That must be nice for the next person to bathe in there.

>>727207373

I remember one time I tried to flush some 'flushable' cat litter.

Never made that mistake again.

>>727186696
>>727187376

congrats on evolving from your degeneracy.

Oh and to the people who shit at work...i fucking hate you all.
Last thing i need while trying to take a piss is to walk into a bathroom smelling like a fucking sewage plant has exploded.

>>727186696

I have a small jug under the sink and a dish of bar soap that I use exclusively to clean my ass.
Just fill the jug with warm water beforehand.
Don't be a filthy barbarian, use soap and water to clean your ass.
Also, keep some paper towels handy to dry the excess water off your ass and if any got on the toilet cause you are a clumsy fuck, toilet paper will just stick to your ass.

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THE ONLY REASON COUNTRIES OTHER THAN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA USE BIDETS IS BECAUSE THEY ONLY SHOWER ONCE A MONTH PIC RELATED IT'S AN AVERAGE NON-AMERICAN

>>727207766
Double-dubs of truth.

Work-poopers need to get some poop discipline going. Contact this guy >>727206851 for pointers.

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>>727197395

>>727207810
this

>>727199394
Google "fatberg" and then say that again

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>>727207810
found the indiafag.

you never touch food with your left hand , do you?

>>727186696
BIDET

>>727191231
they cant be real poop. you wouldnt be that calm with faeces smeared on you

>>727208928
the food with your left hand thing is an Arab custom that was around before Islam, but was passed to other countries after the Arab conquest of those areas. Most Indians aren't Muslim, and don't follow that rule.
As to your question, no, I am American and of European ancestry, I am just not a filthy animal who doesn't know how to clean his ass properly.

You took this word for word from reddit. Also what kind of faggot enjoys water spraying on their butt hole.

>>727209350
no shit, pun intended, it is a mineral mud bath, some stupid europoor thing.

Everybody's complaining about wet wipes destroying sewers.
I mean, yeah, but don't you faggots have trash cans where you live?

Has any one had to use the cup and bucket of water method found in shit Asian countries? I am truly confused with this.

>>727201634
how do you get the toilet paper wet without having to go outside the stall into the common area? Are you using the water from the bowl or do you just use the handicapped toilet?

>>727208749
Not sure if your a Euro guy or not, but in the states, sewer lines are to big for that. Yes, toss enough shit down it, it may clog. But that's why at night and during the days, most cities flush their sewer lines. Yes, it happens, you just don't see it. If it slows down, then shit is backing up and you "cut" it.

Its also required in the states that grease traps be installed in all businesses like restaurants and even WM if they have a Subway/etc. in it. its a pit that keeps grease out of the shitter lines. Couple in the fact there is pumping stations that move waste means the odds of a "fatberg" happening over people using wet wipes is nearly impossible.. Most back ups are pads, diapers, rubbers, and shit people lose.

Corn cobs work far better. Just hell to flush.

>>727211034

Never flush a cob.

Rinse it and leave to dry for the next anon.

>>727210544
my family is all slavs, when i was a kid i remember my grandmother had this small, plastic watering can next to the toilet. the theory is you rinse your bum into the toilet then wash your hands.

>>727210767
I was unaware of a lot of that so I guess I fell for some scare tactics. I'll still opt to put them in the trash when I'm at home, though, since I'm on septic.

Ty

>>727189938
do you still fiddle with ur ass?

seems like it wouldnt be good enough to clean all the shit off by itself

I have a bidet and I dont use that shit.Plus I shit at work.

But the baby wipes is a pretty good idea tho

>>727192671
adam gillson?

>>727191335
you do the ass pad thing too!

>>727211920
No big deal. Lot of people listen to plumbers who have zero idea how a cities sewer system is set up. Most have updated their system and backups are now usually because some dumbfuck tossed a shitty diaper or something like their shitty underwear into the toilet.

Work for a city sewer company. Used to take orange, yellow, and white golf balls and toss them into the lines at different places in the city. Check a few days later and sure enough, sitting there in the bar screen was the golf balls. Was the easiest way to see if shit was moving properly.

>>727191335
> Used to wipe my ass with nice TP and it was still like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpet.

Protip1: Shave/unhair your butthole.
Protip2: Stop eating so much peanut butter.

>>727212414
My nigga. Hell yeah, I do. Take about 8 or so sheets, fold them to they make a pad long enough to go from my balls to the top o' the crack, and wedge that fucker in my asscrack to keep shit off my drawers.

Hairy ass cracks are a pain, man. Tried shaving once and when I farted, sounded like somebody letting the air out of a balloon.

>>727187376
lol hope you're not flushing these down the toilet, if so, better get an estimate for a new septic tank or sewer trap

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>>727186696
In argentina we use the bidet
Its a water fountain exclusive for the ass
Its installed near the toilet bowl.
The shinniest and tastiests asses

>>727187699
i lmaod hard

>>727186986
bidet

>>727212572
I'm aware of the stupid shit (pun intended) people flush. Maybe that's why I worry about it.

Once when I used to work in a call center some chick managed to flush her car keys down the toilet. When the maintenance guy came to help her I was the only other guy around so I held the grinder cover up while he used a rake to fish around in there for her keys. There were literately hundreds of tampon applicators down there. I'm no expert on tampon etiquette but I'm pretty sure you should never flush hard plastic. That really stuck with me.

>>727197395
hast du doch von mitten im leben du lurch

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your supposed to use the paper to stuff the shit back in you're pooper dumbass

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Use turkish made closets you dirty fuckers.

>>727189056
>>727189056
name? cant find sauce

>>727215434
nevermind found it

Just wet the tolet paper in the sink first, it doesn't take a scientist

get with the times amerifats
buy a fucking bidet

>>727187487
>Dry wipe to get the bulk, wet wipe for fine cleaning, then dry wipe to dry.

This is actually effective. I don't leave the bowl until my anus is debris free. Have to pucker out sometimes to get that inner shit off. No brown stains for this guy.

i shit at the same time every morning directly after my coffee and immediately have a shower. My shower nozzle is the kind that comes off the holder and has a massage jet stream which i stick directly in my ass. When I do shit later in the day, my diet is so healthy that I have the types of shits that slide out with no resistance and when you wipe there is no visible shit on the toilet paper. Maybe if you ate better and weren't a disgusting slob you wouldn't feel like a barbarian.

>>727204055
You don't eat or touch anything with your asshole, relating washing ones asshole to hand washing is absolutely the most autistic thing I've ever heard. You fags sound totally insecure with all this shower after shitting talk. Wipe your ass as best you can, take a shower once a day and wash your asshole.

I feel like everybody saying that wet wipes will fuck your plumbing are still living in 2004.

>>727214007
Yup. All it takes is one getting getting caught sideways. It'll wedge itself in the pipe and begin to catch others.

Had a call one day for a backed up shitter that (according to the owner) was the cities fault because the plumber said their line was fine. Used a cutter from the grinder pump side to the main. Clean as could be. Just for shits and giggles, ran it up from the pump to their house and hooked into something big enough to bog down the machine. Had another, even bigger unit so used it with a hook-and-spade cutter head. It cut it and started backing it out. Out came a gob of tampons and pads from their 14 year old daughter. Holding that pile together was about 400 used rubbers. Old mom was pissed her little angel was a skank. Plus the fact she paid some plumber $500 to pour Draino and clean her toilet line.

>>727189871
whats wrong with being indian u fag

>>727186696
We shower every day you stinky bastard

>>727216346
I feel like everybody that doesn't have a bidet might as well go live in India

>>727216378
That's hilarious. Damn people are stupid.

how about washing ur ass with water u dirty tramps

>>727216542

>wanting to be violently penetrated by water every time you shit

dry wipe, wet wipe, dry wipe once more is the objectively perfect combo for ass maintenance

>>727186696
Can we also talk about our public bathroom stalls having giant cracks on either side of the doors when they are shut and the three ft clearance on all sides of the bottom of the stall!

What the actual shit is wrong with society

>>727216071
Dude... That's gay

>>727186696
I always take a full shower immediately after. Note that I shit once every few days so it's really efficient.

>>727186696
amerifag here
>tissue paper first
>follow up with baby wipes

>>727214007
>>727216378

What is this 'grinder' of which you speak?

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>>727216786
being ignorant other than dirty
yup, it's an american thing
let me make it simple, this is how normal bidets work.
You just spray some liquid soap on your hand, sit, wash your ass crack, dry with a towel that hangs near the bidet for that only purpose.

>>727216992

Thats so someone can tell if you have Elvised in there with the door locked and crawl under to get you out if needed..

>>727216714
You don't even know, man. Had some guy call about his lines and cut it. Got it hooked and out came about a dozen pair of ladies underwear. We're both standing there like "WTF" until I notice he realizes something. His wife had been flushing her undies down the toilet. You see, he worked from home and did laundry/sacked trash/other household chores. She was having an affair and would toss the jizz crusted undies down the toilet to hide them. Pair probably got caught on a tree root that broke through the lateral and it just built up.

>>727217369
Hopefully the water treatment guy is still here to answer but my understanding is that it's a lot like a grease trap but it's for solids. They're on the system in commercial buildings to mash things up and reduce strain on the pipes. They get clogged fairly often.

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>>727217451

>>727217667

All this sewer line talk is gettin me hard.

Talk more about 'grinders' and 'laterals'

>>727217667
Where the hell do they think this stuff goes? Do they think it's magic?

>>727217369
Not sure about other guy but our grinder pumps are big tanks that catch the wastewater from a house, grinds it up (not like a meat grinder), and uses a pump to send it to the main sewer line. Usually happens when houses on septic finally get sewer mains ran through their area.

When home, no paper, just the handheld shower. When away, Dude Wipes.

>>727190238
You're a Muslim aren't you?

>>727217998

I'm pretty sure thats exactly what a lot of people think, anon.

Same thing with ppl who toss their trash out the car window. POOF! its gone somehow!

>>727215956
same

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>>727217451

>apply soap to hand
>apply soapy hand directly to shit
>dry recently shitty hand on non-disposable towel

>>727217887
it's more hygienic and you don't waste so much paper, if you're so germophobic just wash your hand after that.
Why am I even trying, we all know you just wipe once at best and go around with dingleberries hanging on your hairy butt