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I am unemployed and bored in this shitty third world country

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I am unemployed and bored in this shitty third world country
Ask anithing to a Uruguayan
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>>727182639
Does your country allow guns?
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>>727182714
Don't answer, he's gonna tell you to kill yourself.
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>>727182639
Am I retarded for thinking that Uruguay was in Africa?
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It does. Gun ownership is very regulated tho, so they are not as common as in the US. At least legally I mean.
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>>727182923
why? why should you know where uruguay is if it never affected your life in any way?
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How does it feel to be privileged enough to use an American website and talk to real Americans?
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>>727183179
Don´t feel shit, we are the same human waste. Some guys are lucky enough to be born in rich counties, other don´t
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>>727182639
Is Argentina white?
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>>727182923
Maybe you confuse it with Uganda?
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>>727183384
They like to think they are. This is how most of them look
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is prostitution legal in your country?
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VIVA MUJICA
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>>727183653
fuck yeah it is
pimping is not :(
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>>727183766
gonna be the next president probably
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>>727182639
I'm in the same pickle but i'm 19 and i live in Bulgaria and on the 6th of April i'm going to travel to one of the big cities to talk to a work abroad agency to find me work in Britain.
Gotta get to work so that i can help the family...
Best of luck to you mate.
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>>727183603
i looked it up, this is the average face
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>>727183861
i feel you, man. can i come?
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>>727182639
Brazil is the capital of South America??????!!!!!!!!
WTF???????!!!!!!!
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>>727184520
why would you say that? continents don't have capitals, countries do
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>>727184006
No mate.
You gotta do this for yourself...
Good luck.
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>>727184784
I think it´s pretty clear. There is the name of the continent, and the name of the Country.
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>>727184989
:( I´ll do my best
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>>727182639
>Uruguayan
I had a friend in middleschool from there. Wonder what happened to him.
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>>727185037
The name of the continent is America you idiot, don't even know the continent where live...
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>>727185113
He´s probably an unemployed pothead
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>>727182639
Do you think Uruguay is overpopulated?
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>>727185308
Severely underpopulated, the population is also very old. Young people with good income have 2 children tops, the only people who breed like animals are the poor
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>>727182639
Could you get a job in Argentina?
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>>727185529
Argentina is wreked just like uruguay, maybe worse. The only difference is that argentina has much more people and a much bigger economy
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>>727185475
I don't think there's any such thing as underpopulation.
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>>727185732
Low population density, whatever, what i mean is that we are not dying out but almost
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>>727183815
>Don´t feel shit, we are the same human waste. Some guys are lucky enough to be born in rich counties, other don´t
Do you think Mujica is going to rule again? Is he posing as a candidate? Was he a good president?
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>>727185037
Jesus Fucking Christ. What a moron. Had you never look a fucking world map? Can't you see the difference between the name of a country, a continent and a capital? Are you Homer Simpson?
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>>727185904
He did his best, I thing the guy had good intentions but he took some nasty desicions. Now he stated he does not want to be back in office but a big part of the population likes him and I am sure his party will do their best effort to make him a candidate for presidency
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>>727185858
Brasil is the same. Outside the capitals the country is empty. But in some brasilian capitals it is impossible to live. Shitty life quality. At least you're not smoking 2 packs of cigarretes per day just for breathing the city's air.
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>>727186063
Yes I am a moron, i am homer simpson. You clearly are a very intelligent person. Thank you for your input
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>>727185626
Go to Chile then, they are able to pay their bills only with agro-industry.
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>>727186244
Sorry to hear that. At least you have an interesting culture, I cannot say i like it but at least is something you may be known for in the world
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>>727186332
What do you mean by >they are able to pay their bills only with agro-industry ?
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>>727182639
I live in Brasil, as you probably noticed. My family is from Montevideo. Brasil is going down the toilet with the polical crisys. They just approved (and are about to approve more) some changes in the work regulation and retirement that will make living really fucked up for the working class. I'm thinking about going back there. I'm an engineer, specialized in software and electronics. My wife is a pediatrician. Do you think we would find jobs and live decently there? Argentina is also an option, but I really like more the people from Uruguay. Even they call me a "mono".
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>>727186558
I visited Uruguay a few times. I can't remember seeing a single black person outside the area called ciudad vieja. Also didn't saw indians. In Argentina you find indians everywhere. The pic OP posted really show like the average argentinian look.
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>>727182639
fact: third world country is refering to the countries that didnt take any position in the WWII and dont by the level of poberty.
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>>727186647
Don't come here, no one is starving here but finding a job proved to be very very difficult for a lot of people. Id advise you to ge out of the continent, try Australia or NZ, you are an engineer, you should be able to get a visa
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>>727186963
You made the world a beter place with your post, thak you.
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>>727186595
It's a country of few expenses and with resources that more than satisfy these expenses.
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>>727186866
Most people is white, white being what would be concidered as hispanic anywhere else. "Pure" white is not %87, y far
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>>727187158
good to know, I may end up working there when i finish my studies.
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>>727186988
I initially considered Canada or Australia. The problem is my wife can't speak shit in english. And also, to be a medic in a country where you don't dominate the language very well and also the local ... awww what the fuck. Para mi mujer es un problema trabajar aonde ella no tiene la mas puta idea de los problemas de salud locales. Eso influencia mucho el trabajo della. Mismo que no conosca Uruguay, la barrera cultural no es un problema. Esta habituada con nosotros siempre hablando en castellano. Tenemos los papeles para ciudadania italiana. Quizá sea mejor obtener la ciudadania italiana y irnos a España o Portugal.
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>>727187158
A friend mentioned that Chile is a bad place to be old, the elders are starving because the changes on the social system introducced by Pinochet. Is that true? Or my friend is exagerating because he is a left wing fanatic?
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>>727186963
>fact: third world country is refering to the countries that didnt take any position in the COLD WAR and dont by the level of poberty.

fix'd
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>>727187499
I dig that, Europe is your best choise. What 's not so good is that Spain, Portugal and Italy are not doing so well. Igual estan mejor que nosotros
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what is weed like? i hear it is legal down there
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>>727187665
No idea really, not good place to be youg either. very expensive education
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>>727186558
don't forget the syrians. Syrians everywhere
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>>727187766
Creo que en polo sur estan mejor que nosotros. Estamos en mejor condicion que Africa, lo que no es exactamente algo bueno.
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>>727187665
Hi I'm chilean, and your friend is right, Pinochet imposed the current retirement system and it sucks, more than 60% of the retirees earn less than CLP 150.000 (~USD 225 ) a month. Plus, public healthcare is lame, and medicines are also expensive. I'm seriously considering applying for citizenship in Canada after I finish studying bc of that (and many other reasons)
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>>727187822
Big misconceptions all around the world bout that.Having small amounts of it, two plants and smoking it was always legal. Now you can have more plants and the government should be selling it but this never happened. Still waiting for it.Had to plant my own
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>>727187665
No idea, I only know Chile by graphics and numbers.
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>>727187969
Never saw one
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>>727182639
why aren't you smoking government medical marihuana?
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>>727182923
that's hungria you're thinking
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>>727182639
>Uruguay

really? I want to move there.
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>>727188211
Because the current government seems to be holding it back
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>>727188144
can you smoke it in a public place?
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>>727182923
Burger education
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>>727188300
If you are rich then no problem, the thing is if you have an average income. The average cost of life is very high considering the quality of life we get
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>>727188166
Numbers and graphics tells a different truth than the real one. Country's wealthy and developed... if you have the money to pay for it. However, we have a increasing inmigrant population from Colombia and Centroamerica, thats bc these countries are deep into shit.
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>>727188441
Hell yeah
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>>727188124
>Hi I'm chilean, and your friend is right, Pinochet imposed the current retirement system and it sucks, more than 60% of the retirees earn less than CLP 150.000 (~USD 225 ) a month. Plus, public healthcare is lame, and medicines are also expensive. I'm seriously considering applying for citizenship in Canada after I finish studying bc of that (and many other reasons)
Thanks for your reply. One less possible destination for my family. Here in Brasil they're about to do the same shit.
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>>727188488

I make about $4000 USD a month. Is that enough to get by?
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>>727188628
If you can do that here, go for it
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>>727188628
you can have a very nice life with that income anywhere in South America (excluding Venezuela)
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>>727188778
exactly
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>>727188628
I also wanted to know that, comparing to brazilian cost of life. I make about 5K BR$. My wife about 10K BR$. We pay almost 7K of house partial payment, about 4K of private school (2 kids) and about 2K of health insurrance. I considered Uruguay thinking about get rid of worries about the kids education and the health insurrance. Any decent country should provide that to the population.
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>>727188736
This is the thing. Is hard to have the idea of how much can you get for your work on a different country.
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>>727189126
Bear in mind that our health=free=shit
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>>727189299
WOOOOOOW this is new to me. Fuck. Considering the information we get here, we think the public health in Uruguay is REALLY good. UK level. Now we have a problem.
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>>727189428
If you need a specialist, you have to wait for months. You can pay for "cheap" private health, that is equally crappy as state health or you can pay for expensive healthcare if you can afford it.
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I make about 2000us a month and have traveled .mx to Argentina the last few years. Cheapest country is Bolivia, but Uruguay is truly the most European of all things latin. Your country is not that bad at all man. Fuck Chile and Argentina - they are basically Uruguay with more social problems.

I don't see how living in Spain or Putogal (I've spent conciderable time in Spain and visited Portugal) would be better than Uruguay.
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>>727186558
Dang nativas got wiped
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>>727189683
Ok, so, is the same shit as it is in Brasil. Good to know. Thank you... in 1/2 hour you saved me a lot of trouble. I'll get the italian citizenship papers until the end of the week. Fuck this continent.
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>>727186647
If you're a software engineer you'll probably be able to live a decent life here (for south american standards).
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>What has Uruguay contributed to the World?
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>>727189785
Fructuoso Rivera did that in the XIX century
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>>727186647
Are you really dark or what?
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>>727189815
Glad to be of help
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>>727189845
We invented corned beef
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>>727189746
Being a visitor, you can't feel about the problems of the economy, the health care... Uruguay is known for the weak economy for decades... I think the last economical boom they had was during WW2, selling meat to Europe.
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>>727189845
Luis Suarez
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>>727187499
Esos países andan tomando hente?
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>>727189746
Try living here, it is not africa, but it's very frustrating having a lower cuality of life than we should have. I mean, working in mcdonalds elsewhere will get you a better life than working in an office here.
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>>727190078
Canada y Australia tienen programas de inmigracion para trabajadores calificados
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>>727190052
How did he succed?
He left the country.
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>>727189868
1/3 of the country is close to white, 1/3 is mixed and 1/3 is black. But since we live on one of the fucking hottest places in the world, even white people get so tained we look brown. I'm descendent from italians and I look brown compared to a recently arrived italian.
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>>727188144
I'm guessing satvias are the dominant breed down there? Would to get me Verde limón or alcapulco gold
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>>727190224
(talking about BRasil, sorry I poluted your topic OP)
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>>727188463
Kek
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>>727190224
1/2 mixed ALMOST white
1/4 mixed darker
1/4 white

There are black people but not many
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>>727190196
Soccer players from entire world just succeed in Europe, not only Uruguay.
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>>727190337
No problem :)
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>>727190409
yeah, close enough, it is just an estimation.
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>>727190012
This is in its manner true. But having lived in Brazil , Mexico, Colombia, Spain and Scandinavia (and quite a few others) and having enjoyed prolonged long visits in just about every latin and european country; being a socioligist oldfag, my advice would be to not overlook my observations.
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>>727190326
we can grow both. Sativas tend to be more dominant closer to Equator, like in Colombia
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im from Brazil, but we make border with Artigas... and my father is from Rivera. Uruguay is a good country
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>>727189815
Why you don't stop with your communist shit and allow us from Bradesco take care of you and your family?
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>>727188778
Venezuela really that fucked? A new girl from work came from there. She is super sexy and was studying for a engineering.
Now she's a waitresses. Her cute accent and petite body get her shitload of tips.
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>>727190410
What i mean is that when he plays for uruguay he does not do it as well as when he does it for Barcelona. They´ve got more resoures. This happens to us all
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>>727190326
Mine is aWembley auto 20/80, don´t know what the government's growing
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>>727190599
Really really fucked
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>>727190543
I didn't knew about that experience. You'll be a helpfull source to me. Considering I'm an engineer and my wife is medic, excluding Scandinavia (i do not believe they would allow citizens from shitty areas), Spain is not that different from Uruguay? I mean, changing Brasil for Spain or Uruguay is almost the same considering work and life quality?
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>>727190593
Because I want my kids to grown in a place where they will not be shot in the face for a fucking iPhone.
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>>727190600
hahahah this is true also for every soccer player... see Neymar, on Santos he was good... but on Barcelona...
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>>727190599
the economy is really fucked up there, there's also a lot of insecurity, bc of that they're emigrating to anywhere they can be accepted into, like Colombia, Brasil or Chile.

Woman from Venezuela are georgeous, and less conservative than the rest from other countries.
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>>727191070
people I know from Venezuela says not only the economy is fucked up. Also the crime rate. It seems they socialized the poverty. Now everybody there is fucked up. Go Chavez.
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>>727190848
spain is dying in unemployment
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>>727190556
>>727190721
Nice. I love the cookie hybrids here in California. Went to Las Vegas this weekend and was very impressed how the state runs the medical marijuana system. They are the only state that accepts out of state medical marijuana patients.
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>>727191070
true, it is filled with the here.And now there is also lots of people from caribbean conuntries
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>>727190848
As an engeneer you have a lot of open doors if you can get a job in northern Europe or in the Commonwealth (fuck the US for the next few years.. yeah?) the firm will get you your recidence.

But if your choise is Spain/Portugal I honestly think your life will be better in Uruguay.
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>>727191070
She was down to fuck the 2nd time I gave her a ride home. Especially after getting her high. It's funny how religious she is.
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>>727191419
cool story, do you have pics of her?
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>>727191228
Gess im going there after Donald Trump gets shot and replaced with bernie
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>>727182923
More like who-fucking-cares-gay
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>>727191236
The problem is not really with me. I had the oportunity to work with some mates from previous works in Australia. The problem is my wife. Spanish is not a problem. English is a BIG problem. She was categoric about that, she won't move under that conditions. Also considering she is a medic. To be a medic and dont dominate the language... She is fucked under that circunstancies.
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>>727191600
isn't she willing to take an intensive english course?
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>>727191600
then come to Chile and help us to make the revolution :)
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>>727191738
She understands clearly. She have some sort of mental lock with english. She spent 2 months doing a medical course in the US eating only shit she could ask pointing the pictures. Fucking ridiculous.
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>>727191816
Commie alert
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>>727191909
I guess you'll have to convince her, logic is in you side
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>>727191924
Venezuela 2 feelings.
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>>727191600
An engeneer and a medic - una medica? - a md? There should be plenty of oportunities in Uruguay, or are you with the same level of conections in your home as you'd be in a foreign country?

If you are simply looking for a better life, you'd probably find something better in latin america, educated whiteish people tend to have a very good level of living. Even if you make a hundred thousand us a year you'll struggle to have a maid in Scandinavia, and if you manage half that you have a maid and a nice car and a wife car and a summerhouse in Bolivia. Personally I'm partial to Colombia - but living the last year in Bolivia for economic reasons - and Bolivians are in many ways very decent in their innocence. Even the badguys.
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>>727192470
Innocence? You mean stupid? I am not saying this to offend you but please explain
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>>727192739
I tough the same... what do you mean with innocence?
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>>727182639
Argentina>Uruguay
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>>727192871
It is the same shit
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>>727192871
Dude already described Uruguay as Shitty, what was the point of your masturbatory post?
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>>727192739
They be as stupid as Brazilians, it is true, and I'm not saying they have a shitload of horrible crime - probably more than Uruguay...

It's hard to explain, it's like a mountainpeople thing.... and it's hard to say without sounding racist - but nothing is funnier than watching two drunk aymaras figthing it out in the street; and with just about every other latin country that is scary fucking shit once they get to the fisticuffing with machetes point of borrachero.
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>>727184520
Brazil is the Capital Shit Holt Of The world...

https://youtu.be/3gC5aCc9pKo
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>>727193070
I see, but i would not be able to be happy with Bolivia sorrounding me; it seems to be even more thirwordly and southamericaly than Uruguay
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>>727193121
Or Shit Hole.....Its like Fucking Mordor In That Bitch...

https://youtu.be/NRFTSh56gEE
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>>727193070
If I ever where to truly imigrate to a latin country I think my top two choises would be Uruguay or Costa Rica.
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>>727193047
With the difference that people from Uruguay are more educated and bearable than argentinians.
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>>727193121
Couldn't keep his shit together.
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>>727193271
Fuck yeah man. Costa Rica and Uruguay if you want something resembling civilization. Chile is cool, I like their supermarkeds, but they are utterfucket by their 7 families.
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>>727193364
I think a tourist area is the only place to go....
https://youtu.be/GMR2itymFW0
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>>727193483
kekd
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>>727193472
And they have a 'small country attitude' - the only thing worrisome I noted in Uruguay was that they need like five heavily armed guys to refill the atm - Argentina is a cesspool of well, cess, I guess.
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>>727193472
We are exactly the same shit, the only difference is that argentinians are better at showing it to the world
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>>727193696
True, dont know if a good thing tho
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>>727193696
Probably some union regulation. The crime rate in Uruguay is ridiculous.
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>>727193595
He caminado barrios feos, vivido con revolutionarios, matadores y podrido, he viajado a Mexico de Argentina sin tomar ni un avion. Me ha provado robar 7 vezes en 5 anos y no me ha robado un centavo.

Soy un drogadicto malaleche d /b/ donde creo yo encuendra mi diversjon muchachito?
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So Is there Crazy Lawlessness there?
If your unemployed how you survive?

https://youtu.be/y8xAflKX9-0
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>>727193909
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>>727194070
Not crazy, not lawless, just crappy, crappy government and crappy people. I am a parasyte of my parents
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>>727194070
I'm making about 2000us a month as a free agent. Thats more than good enough everywhere exept the southern cone for my lifestyle. (You know, cochroach motelles, mamita resturantes, girls, parties, buses and lots of drugs).
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>>727194234
How hard is it to find some kind of work..how much does your family survive on a day?

https://youtu.be/WPoY_H1SeqE
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>>727194365
I see lot of you do not take in consideration the fact that many things you can get in te first world are not availabe here
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>>727182639
those borders are not correct, Misiones is missing.
Why are all yankees so dumb when talking about another country than us?
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>>727194516
Ignorance i guess
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>>727182639
OP Can I squanch in Uruguay?
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>>727194449
I IS hard, I have been sendings cvs for like 4 moths now. We do not struggle for survival :)
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>>727194632
Illegal since 1999 because of a terrorist attack by an extremist squanching enthusiasts group
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>>727194502
What are you thinking of? I suffer for the lack of good supermarkeds and not much more. Chileans and Argentinians seems to be truly fucked - but once you rise above the trash the southern cone attitude is only comparable to Costa Rica. I enjoyed Uruguay, and I'm a pretty jaded guy --- *what exactly* can I get in Norway that I cant get in Uruguay except fresh fucking bacalao?
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>>727194365
What a free agent?

Like a Cartel Sicario?
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>>727195085
Consejero.
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>>727195085
Instead Of Blackie i wanna go there and be Whitey...Everyone would call me that anyways...

How much does a Sicario make there?

https://youtu.be/TavLSDlLb3o
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>>727195071
Want a car for the price is worth? cant have it, pay double
Apply that for everything that's not the shit we produce here from clothes to computer parts
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>>727191538
Yea but I would have to go home to scrub the data off them. Some of you guys can let others have nice things.
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>>727195215
>Consejero
Shit man I have to do that in my job...as well as manage a multi million dollar business...but i barely pull 3 grand a month...

https://youtu.be/us5biL7AJcM
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>>727195315
Ciudidad de Este? I thought mercosur made imports easy?
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>>727191909
She needs to start listening to music in English and watching TV. Even kids TV.
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>>727195669
Mercosur is a fancy word for "bukakke", the bukakkers being BR and Ar and de bukakkee being Uruguay
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>>727195572
3 should suffice in most latin countries.. no?
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>>727195727
Exactly, AND an intensive english lessons
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>>727182639
why aren't you high as balls right now
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>>727195315
So Adidaas clothes are made there cause thats all i ever see you guys wear...and fucking flip flops

https://youtu.be/tds92pu6D6U
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>>727182639
i like 2 call u the indian in the cupboard bc you smell like shit , are agoraphobic and have rapist tendencies
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>>727195833
In that case, Spain is famously liberal if you find the right places. I really enjoy northern spain. Camino de Santiago is a very cheap and good way to get to know a little about what really is Iberia.
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>>727195933
I wish i was but my plant is not ready, the state does not sell weed yet, i dont know any dealer who seels flowers and i dont wanna buy the shit from the street.
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>>727195950
wrong, China makes fake adidas clothes, poor people here buys them
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>>727196149
seels flowers?
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>>727196107
What a good reading of reality, you should be running a country
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>>727196149
True dat. It's facinating to me that in a country that weed is more or less legal the only fucking shit I can buy in the street is shitty paraguayan pressado.

What the fucking fuck Uruguay?
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>>727196264
Buds. Here what's common is adulterated pot. I dont want that
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>>727196338
That's my point. I don't want the paraguayan shit, I like good quality weed.
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>>727196245
Fake doesnt really matter I guess down there...Only US cares if you have real or fake..i mean if it functions and works and looks good fuck it...status symbols do nothing for anyone...I just want to live and be safe for my wife and kids...Do you feel safe there? Never afraid people gonna kill you or fricken call you a rapist and lynch you with no proof? even Innocence doesnt matter?

Sorry didnt mean to write a book here...
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>>727196501
It matters here too, not for me tho
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>>727196393
they prolly send the good parts to fucking miami...When weed is legal here the fucking scientist farmers gonna run the weed game out of business...
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>>727196393
What do they put on it? You sure it's just not pesticides and other things they use in the growing processes?
Pretty sure they don't flush the plants before harvest.
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CUÁNTAS COPAS TENÉS
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>>727196633
Piss, shit, animal shit, leaves, other plants. For real. Anything that makes what they're selling heavier and more profitable
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>>727196630
They have medical grade access. Why would they waste the effort to take it to Florida?
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>>727196791
We do not, not yet at least
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>>727196669
MAS QUE VOS PUTO, PARATE DE MANO GATO
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>>727187499
"It is a problem for my wife to work where she does not have the faintest idea of local health problems. That greatly influences her work. Even if Uruguay does not know, the cultural barrier is not a problem. She is accustomed to us always speaking in Spanish. We have the papers for Italian citizenship. Maybe it's better to get Italian citizenship and go to Spain or Portugal."

Yeah, try Europe if you can. I'd go Spain.
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>>727194790
Fucking extremists.
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>>727196791
so they chop up good shyt and wet it down...WTF!!! Thats just as bad as rape and murder....holy fuck....Hey apply to the us get a workers permit ill get ya a job 10$ an hour to start...legal job tho...need papers
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>>727197034
ill fukin' walk your dog man
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>>727188017
"I think in south pole they are better than us. We are in better condition than Africa, which is not exactly a good thing."

For just a moment I thought you meant the literal South Pole, like Antarctica, and I laughed.
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>>727197034
Then ya go to a doctor tell them you have pstd from living in that shit hole and get a card to free weed...
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>>727197188
That is not how it works, not by far
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>>727197157
no you clean and cook food and get free food every day you work...
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>>727197276
I can do it...Just like that in my state...I just get pissed at work which im late to get ready for now..
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>>727197298
Hell yeah, how and when?
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>>72719729
https://youtu.be/3gC5aCc9pKo

Follow the link to my twitter im late for work DM me on twitter ill see what i can do bout that job
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You can't complain. You have legal marijuana. Uruguay, one of the best argentinian provinces
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>>727197776
Sadly we are not part of argentina, we are on our own. And we do not have legal pot, at least not where to legally get it
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>>727196474
El paragua siempre saca la cara eh. Uruguay la provincia rebelde.
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If the Uruguayans are still here I am actually very curious as to why they don't sell flowers on the street???

I have several theories:
* Political loyality - we want the law to stay and become stronger, so we don't produce pot in the house to sell flowers.
* Lack of entrepeneurship. Do not realize that 6 plants at a time properly managed will give about minimum a kilo a year, thus a thousand dollars a year risk free.
*Streetdealing is controlled by Southern Cone Mafia - the situation is more or less the same in Argentina and Chile - NOT in Paraguay, nor Brazil nor anywhere else.
... I have a few others, but u get my meaning no?
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>>727197900
Why sadly? You have a nice country, and with that size is more manageable. Argentina is a little fucked up, you know it and I know it. I am argentino che
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>>727198001
Lets say you have 1 kilo of good weed, piss it, shit it do whatever you want until it is 2 kilos. Selling nasty shit is more profitable
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>>727197948
19 departamentos de sabor pa tu consumo
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>>727198138
look what we have done with it, clearly whe are as pija as ustedes
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