no rekt bread what is wrong with you?

>>727181480
Is he okay?

>>727181728
yeah the brain surgery fixed his autism

>>727181728
He'll be fine, he can walk it off

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>>727182392
story?

>>727182699
I don't know the one guy that is stabbing looks like a cop but he keeps stabbing after the guy is done, chinks are crazy my man.

>>727182699
Dude did a grabbo then made with the stabbo

>>727182392
Is that a cop stabbing a man to death in front of his child?

>>727183049
that makes my pussy wet

>>727182991
Fucking ding dong can't shoot straight. Missed his head first time by a mile.

>>727183689
you think that chink can see let alone shoot?

>>727182991
What a loser.

>>727182991
Story?

>>727182991
why is no one picking up the gun?

>>727181480
>no rekt bread what is wrong with you?
What is wrong with YOU, OP.
I'm so fucking tired of you blobs of fat and flesh. You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death.

I mean, I knew 4 chan was a disgusting place, but holy FUCK

Never coming back to this website AGAIN

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>>727184343
kid was probably some beta loser that got bullied by alphas and since he couldnt just beat them up and be a badass, he decided to shoot them and then an hero like a pussy instead

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>>727184499

>>727184499
welcome back ;)

I can always easily stomach the accidents but after 5+ years still haven't managed to grow desensitized to the violent rekts for some reason.

Anyone have any tips?

>>727184553
Well of course but that looks like china or something. It is way harder to get a gun outside of the US to shoot up a school

>>727184631
Is there an actual story behind this? Last time it was " he cheated on drug lords gf" which seems doubtful.

>>727184631
This is bad. Poor kid... goddamn.

>>727184777
Didn't tidy his room.

>>727184777
I think its something about isis or something in brazil.
>>727184791
kek

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>>727181480
Anyone else notice the sheriff patch?

>>727184777
Nerve gas.
And checked.

>>727182699
They were both cops and the one he stabbed was going to snitch on him for something, can't remember what exactly but it was serious.

>>727184944
uuuhhhh

>>727183689
Gun jammed

>>727183885
Es Mexico

>>727184944
Fuck off with this shit

>>727184777
some south american subhumans doing their thing

>>727182816
Both cops, went down in the station IIRC. I've seen stories ranging from corruption to banging Mr. Stabby's wife.

>>727184343
School shooting in mexico
spic had a .22 pistol and killed like four people including the teacher and himself

>>727184777
He joined the wrong cartel. Someone had said he was a hitman of sorts, which I can see cartels using teens to do that. Who's going to expect the 12 year old selling candies on the corner to put three in your chest when you reach for your pesos?

>>727185239
he only killed himself though, the others survived.

>>727185140
I wonder if she's still conscious

>>727185140
Story?

>>727185367
Imagine the shit the guy sawing his head off has seen and done. if you can saw a kids head off and sleep at night I doubt you have any boundaries.

>>727185513

Cheated on her drug lord boyfriend

>>727185513
Cheated on boyfriend so that was her "lesson" they didn't mean to crack her skull that bad I guess.

>>727185513
It turned out his father was a desert bandit living in the Sahara desert. He was the leader of a band of thieves. One day a caravan of honest traders passed by, which they immediately ambushed. The leader of the thieves ordered the leader of the caravan to remove the veil covering their face. His eyes opened wide when he looked at the face of the most beautiful girl he had ever seen, as he fell hopelessly in love. She thought he was pretty hot as well. The other thieves saw what happened and the second one in rank stepped forward "You are the boss and may marry whoever you want, but I must warn you. This girl is from the Dragon Clan. Marry her and you must abandon your current way of life, or you'll risk the wrath of the dragon."
The leader of the thieves again gazed into the eyes of the beautiful princess of the Dragon Clan and had no doubt this was be the girl he wanted to marry. She offered her hand and he took it. They officially declared themselves man and wife. The thief second in rank bid his former master farewell and left with the band of thieves, now officially under his command.
Many happy years followed, but in his heart, the man felt the growing call of the desert, the company of his old friends and the many adventures of theft they shared. One night, when he thought his wife was asleep he silently opened his bag and packed his old weapons. Before he left their tent, he heard the sad voice of his wife behind him, "I will have a baby... You will be a father," she said, "Will you still leave?"
"I will still," the man replied.
"You will anger the spirit of the dragon that guards our clan, and I love you. Will you still leave?"
"I will still," the man repeated.
She said: "You are no part of our clan. The spirit of the dragon cannot harm you, but the curse will be twofold on my head and that of the child I carry within me; our child. I beg of you, please stay."
"I shall not," the man said, and left to find and rejoin his band of thieves again.

>>727185140
Looks like she's getting raped. But she wasn't. What a let down.

>>727185513
>>727185697
The following morning, the tent was not there anymore. Instead, there was a gaping, dark pit that was seemingly bottomless. It was not. Deep within the bowels of the earth now laid a dragon, weeping, pregnant and immortal. There she resided in eternal loneliness in the middle of the desert, never to be found. A few months later she laid an egg. It would mean company, but would she want her child to grow up with a dragon as a mother? With a treacherous thief and murderer as a father who vanished long ago? With a face full of bitter tears, but with all the courage in the world, she lashed her tail at the egg, sending it flying out of the pit, far away from this place of misery. It kept flying higher and higher over the dunes of the deserts, over the clouds in the sky and over the mountains of other lands. It eventually fell over Greece and landed on top of some fluffy sheep living in the mountains. They took good care of the egg and kept it warm. A few days later, the egg hatched and a little boy appeared. The sheep were happy with their new friend and helped him survive and grow up.

>>727185508
No clue.

>>727185513

She used her phone to send a warning to another group of traffickers and they caught her. They claim they didn't want to killer her just hurt her, I'd say they did that.

>>727184631
Did he die?

>>727185771
Nah he woke up the next day and left he's now known was the headless Spaniard.

>>727185140
Cheated on the drug lords BF

>>727185771
Yes but he will live on here a /b/ forever!

>>727183049
story?

OP, some of us don't take pleasure in the suffering of others.

>>727184499
seconded,
all these keyboard warriors would shit themselvs, as rightly most of us would, with a gun pointed at our skull.

>>727183892
Fuuuck, that one person who was getting away, but got taken out by the lampost, set on fire and squished
Cool shit though

>>727185607
Probably totally detached from humanity. Probably not the only kid he's killed.

>>727184631
lol getem

>>727185899
With audio you can tell they didn't mean to kill her and have no idea the log was fatal. Keep telling her that she learned her lesson and they're done.

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>>727185085
Fuck you.

>>727184631
Shit like this is why I never get in fights in my town. I live next to the border and some fuck my x used to know beat the shit out of another. Turns out the fucker was part of the cartel so that fuck had to go into hiding and move into Colorado or some shit. Who knows if they ever found him.

>>727185961
I created the star anew, godless as the spirit told me and then my father attacked. We battled each other on our way to the next star and fought over every last bit of energy we could find within. We grew stronger and stronger and the immense power we wielded got impossible to ever be able to describe. We cursed, then fought and cursed some more, as we rushed from star to star. The speed of light was to us as an old snail is to a jet aircraft. I came across deities that I learned from history books, deities long forgotten or those of extraterrestrial races. They welcomed me at my approach and begged in vain for their lives when they were at my father’s mercy. They asked me to open my arms to all the power the galactic spirit had to offer; the god that encompassed all that existed in our galaxy. They begged to my father to leave it be and go away, only to have their pleas be ignored and laughed at. We went faster than time itself could comprehend.

>>727185961
We came across beautiful and peaceful worlds of harmony and tranquility. Our disturbance was the first they had experienced in millions of years. We battled, soaring through space as a brief flash over a planet, dying under the heat of the final world war proving fatal to every remaining living being on it. The war briefly halted while everyone was gazing in the air for one moment and then went on until their world would disappear. We taunted and cursed at each other, hovering over a small, cold moon that had long ago left the gravitational bonds with its brothers and sisters and went on a lonely and everlasting trip through the emptiness of space. Then both of us drowned in the extreme heat of our battle. We simply had no time or power to spare to recreate everything we had absorbed. All that mattered now was either my demise or that of my father.

>>727185961
We stopped for a moment, surprisingly exhausted while, at the same time, more powerful than many a deity combined. Still, my father and I were still equals in power. We said nothing during this break. We knew all there was to know of what we felt and how we thought of one another-- about everything. We also realized that now, we both had the power equal to half of our galaxy. We could have the power of the universe in the palm of our hands. I took a moment to study my total appearance. There was nothing left of my shape as a human being. I still felt as me, but I was a bright and formless light. Despite the immense power, I was not dangerous. Until now, I did not even realize that my father had turned into a dark and shapeless shadow. It made quick and chaotic convulsions, then shivered while hovering there before me. The illusion of good and evil was gone now. What remained was balance I embraced and chaos that my father entangled the universe in. We became symbols of an everlasting war that had been going on since the beginning of time, before even the ideas of good and evil were there.

>>727185961
And then we continued. There was nothing left for us in this galaxy, so we just moved on to Andromeda, only to repeat the battle we had done before, then went on to the next. As we grew in even more ridiculous power, we grew more and more tired. As we gained the power of this galactic spirit and the ones of all of them after, we gained the ability to travel through time. When and where became lost concepts, as we broke through all the infinite layers of the multiverse in an instant, absorbing all of the energies that lied within. Time stopped, when we pulled together every moment of every second, minute, hour, year and billions of millennia into our single moment. We fought in a cocktail of compressed time and matter dissolving into molecules, bursting apart into separate neutrons, protons, electrons, photons and abstract, indescribable particles storming around us as a gigantic tornado, larger than a million galaxies. We broke them apart also, dissolving scale after scale until we were surrounded by pure energy of every time and space and ready to take as our own. With this energy, we created power while destroying each other.
And then everything ended.

>>727186043
nah, he's probably an elementary school teacher at his day job

>>727182699
Guy stabbing meets his ally who fed entire game in LoL

>>727184553
>beta loser
>bullied by alphas
>he couldnt just beat them up
>be a badass
>an hero like a pussy instead

This is now a cringe thread.

>>727187102
That's fucking terrible but so great

>>727185453
Yeah, the kids who were shot in the head were fine.

>>727187575
Did any of them survive?

>>727184631
story. family failed to pay for ransom. thats all i know

That's not nerve gas. The structure they were moving must have touched high-voltage wires.

>>727187966
wtf do you think?

>>727185697
>>727185734
gay, if you are gona post feels trash at least let it end badly

>>727188473
They are fine just a bit dehydrated

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>>727188310

>>727185140
the pussydepraived salty fuck throwing hammerfist is more fucked up then the nigga wit the stick

>>727188080
>This is modern feminism

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>>727181480
> brain salad surgery

Kek

>>727188310
retard

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>>727184631

>getting wrecked knows no age requirement

>>727187966
I'm not sure if it's a longer version of this one or if I've seen another video just like this but one of the guys gets back up and stumbles around all disoriented then touches the structure again and gets electrocuted.

>>727182991

ahh yes the shooting in Northeast American School in Monterrey Mexico. The kids survived (they were released from the hospital this month) the teacher got fucked up and she will probably die, she had a prolonged cardiac arrest just this week. Even if she makes it she'll have noticeable impairment in her motor skills.

The shooter would've survived but the parents pulled the plug on the kid to avoid shitstorm.

if you want more info...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colegio_Americano_del_Noreste_shooting

>be 15
>want to avoid cartel life
>join american school
>become a beta white kid
>shoot up a school with a .22 (fail!)
>only an heroed

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>>727187966
>surviving nerve gas

>>727187575
is that smoke the dude litt frying from electrocution?

>>727189230
*electrocution

>>727188080
Post moar

>>727181480
+ Yo, he ded?
- Dunno, could be sleeping

>>727189438
It was nerve gas, you can tell by the sparks

>>727182991
All those assholes running away and not checking on victims. Pity.

>>727184499
Whoah there dubs.
My house is not warm.

>>727184631
did he apologize to the kid?

>>727188080
Now that's a source I'd appreciate

>>727188080
Alternative way to do a colonoscopy

>>727188092
source? i can read spanish

>>727189790
i refuse to believe that nerve gas spreads fast enough to kill all 5 guys at the same fucking seconds and the sparks are likely due to electric lashing

>>727190151
Did you not pass 3rd grade science?

>>727190151
>>727190280
Which of the two of you is the real bait?

>>727184631

I don't think aspirin will fix his neck pain

>>727190151

idiot.

the nerve gas knocks them all OUT the same second. when exactly they all die isn't clearly visible in this footage.

but yes, nerve gas. definitely.

>>727189889
fuuuck that i actually cringed

>>727189889
this is why you don't lock your knees ever

>>727190925
stop telling me what to do

>>727189889
Jesus fuck all the other ones didnt bother me one bit but this one set off all my cringe something fierce

>>727181480
I didn't feel like being a psychopath today and I'm not a soulless sociopath goyim or edgy teen

>>727181728
He had eternal bleeding, but he's ok now.

Last I heard he was running for some public office.

>>727191436
Then why did you enter this thread?

>>727185140
sad thing is i could jerk it to this.

>>727185061
>hispafag
zeta invita las cocas

>>727191436
>she said on /b/

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No dick mouse

>>727191436
>don't feel like a psychopath
fucking asshole, kill youself!

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No skin mouse

>>727188080
Jesus Christ, did the guy say horses were too small?

>>727191768
Noooooooo not Mr. Jangles!!

>>727191768
https://www.congress.gov/bill/111th-congress/house-bill/5566
>Defines "animal crush video" as any photograph, motion picture, film, video or digital recording, or electronic image that: (1) depicts actual conduct in which one or more living non-human mammals, birds, reptiles, or amphibians is intentionally crushed, burned, drowned, suffocated, impaled, or otherwise subjected to serious bodily injury; and (2) is obscene.

>>727191657
tbh I've nutted to this like 3 times this week

>>727186030
Welcome to 4chan newfriend!

Please make sure to read the rules, then kys faggot.

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No air mouse

>>727191927
>All of /b/ is American
Newfag

>>727191768
You are a piece of shit, anon. Do you find abusing helpless animals funny? Did you giggle when you saw this mouse chained up? What about when it's penis was cut off and you could see the fear in its eyes as it struggled in pain? Is that really what you find amusing or entertaining? If so, you need to take a long look into the mirror and reevaluate your life. Being edgy on the internet for attention or laughs is one of the most pathetic things a person can do and reeks of a mental deficiency. I highly doubt you would behave this way in real life or want people you associate with to know you like this kind of stuff, so why bother at all? If you can't control your urges, check into a mental hospital or get therapy.

The person who actually committed this act is the lowest of the low. Worse than niggers who cheat the system and drain tax payer dollars. Worse than inbred rednecks who think car racing is a sport. Worse than furries who jack off to anthropomorphic animals. Worse than skinhead pussies who think they're real nazi's. Worse than violent arabs who blow themselves and others up over a fictional book. Really, the only person worse than an animal abuser is a pedophile in my mind because that is also hurting a defenseless creature, although they are human.

If I had it my way you and the woman in this video would be stoned to death and left on the ground to decompose - no burial would be permitted, Antigone style. You honestly don't deserve to exist in our society and i think that you know this deep down. I dare you to share this with your co-workers, spouse, friends, relatives, etc and see what they have to say. Will they be like "LOL anon that was funny tell those peta faggots to chill or go back to tumblr" or would they look at you with a disgusted look on their face and say "That was disgusting anon, why the fuck do you have this video?" We both know what the answer is and that you won't actually take me up my offer because you're a faggot.

>>727191960
Only time I've ever wanted to nut in a potato.

>>727191768
>>727191927
YOU FUCKED UP NOW

>>727184574
that is a rare bait

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>>727192071

>>727190151
Listen here, fucko! I am a recovering nerve gas addict. I know nerve gas when I see it, and that is fucking nerve gas!!

/discussion

>>727184574
nice....i got hooked

>>727192210
>>727191927

>>727192290
But US law makes no fucking sense.

State law or Federal Law?

>>727187575
nerve gas idiot.. they got shocked, bad trolling

>>727191988
What is going in there? What's all that stuff floating around?

>>727189368

no its tiney indians giving smoke signals to their tribe to pick the meat clean for a ritual. ofcourse it is you dip..

>>727182392
How is that guy even alive for so long he took like 30 big ass knife stabs.

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>>727184631
lost
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>727192567
It's water

>>727192210
>>727191988
>>727191855
>>727191768
(USER WAS JAILED)

>>727184377

Are you just a fucking retard? People don't react normally under intense pressure - i.e. some kid coming in and shooting up your class.

You'd probably sit and drown in your own piss.

>>727192854
Nigga I ain't in the fucking States

>>727184631
Is that a kid they're killing? Sick shit

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>>727191768
Well damn, poor mouse.
>Inb4 "this is /b/faggot"

>>727184777
His turnitin hit 6%

>>727185140
What's the story behind this?

>>727184499
Nice pasta here.

>>727193033
This on is the worst so far imho.

Hand cut off. Feet cut off. Face cut off. Eyes cut off. Tongue cut off. Getting his throat slowly cut by a shitty blade;

And all of that while being conscious up to the very end.

>>727185681
So she died?

>>727192071
no not

>>727191768
>>727191855
human cancer like this are the types we should experiment on. Killing or torturing humans can be justified and even useful. Humans are evil and must be kept in check but anyone who tortures animals for no reason isnt worth keeping alive. They are barley worth the fertilizer their corpse will make.

The white race should be purged of barbarism.

>>727185771
They sawed is God damn head off what do you think Assclown.

>>727193115
Then where are you?

>>727193468
Yes. In the video after he punches her he's saying things like "That's it, get up, stop messing around, you've learnt your lesson."

The dumb shit was oblivious that blunt force trauma can be fatal.

>>727193536
Disgusting!
A human life is 100000x more valuable then your piece of shit animal. Don't get me wrong I like animals, love cats and would never lay a finger on those sweet creatures but fuck.. Hypocrites are driving me wild. Talking shit about animals while people get killed on this thread. Grow the fuck up, I would like to punch you in the face for that shit. Like we fucking get it! You don't have to spread your fucking shit every fucking time! The animal doesn't even get rekt and you're already bitching, FUCK!

>>727185140
filename ... lol

how do you get sound on the clips? o.O

>>727193952
Delete System32

>>727193952
Did your gold account expire?

>>727192693
My guess: Unless you hit a major artery there isn't enough pressure to force the blood out fast enough for you to go into hypovolemic shock and die. I'm sure the guy was already "dead" after like 5 or 6, but he didn't have time to let him bleed out over time. Hence the 30 stabs.

>>727193952
faggots like you are the reason why /b/ became this boring shit

>>727191768
WHAT THE FUCK THIS MAN NEED TO JAIL

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the kid died later of eternal bleeding

>>727194509
That gif is older than you you stupid fuck

>>727194509
Seems mods don't care

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>>727189889
why is this one of the only things in this thread i can't bear to watch?

>>727193801
>A human life is 100000x more valuable then your piece of shit animal.
I'd love you kill you and feed you to some animal who could use it.
Are ISIS valuable? Westboro hicks? Terrorist, murderers, and tortures? You pathetic idiots valuing the most populated and cruel animal on earth (humans) over actually innocent and harmless animals are pathetic. Most of humanity is a waste of space, going even further since they all suck up resources and many destroy. You and many others should be killed off. The people from the videos you endorsed should be slowly tortured to death.

>>727194650
that gif is old. and mods only care if you post cheese pizza

>>727194556
>eternal bleeding
hemophilia?

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>>727181480

Does anyone have the one where the kid shoots himself in the gas station after being yelled at by his dad?

>>727182872
nice

>>727191768
one arm is already removed, that's just sad dude.

>>727192567
Shits from the rodent

>>727189889
Thats what you get for 1/64th repping

>>727183892
the dude getting clipped by that light pole is savage...looked like he was gonna make it

>>727181793
This actually upsets me and furthers me into being more of a NEET

>>727193801
>The animal doesn't even get rekt
then let me cut your dick off, burn your face, then watch you drown. After all its not being "rekt" you useless sack of flesh.

>>727189987
sauce pls

>>727186684
Trust issues for life.

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>>727194556

>>727195329
story?

>>727195456
fake

>>727195495
This.

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>>727182991
jesus christ, delete this.

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>>727195495
>>727195537
a whole nation wide hunt for these guys and still faggots saying its fake.

>>727193405
And that's exactly why you don't steal from, snitch on, or otherwise fuck with cartels.

>>727189116
The first kid he shot before the teacher really looked like he was shot dead. Fucking wild that he killed nobody.

>>727195456
The kid was cheating on her real family with this childless couple, so the family hired a hitman to kill her and make it look like a robbery.

>>727195456
Creature 8: That was awesome! Creature 8 was a square; just a floating square that came out of the floor and he yelled at a group of kickboxers “Hey you! Your momma’s so fat, she could make the Alien Ball obsolete!” and the squad leader got so mad, he immediately ordered “Open fire, kill that square!” but while he commanded it, the square transformed into a triangle, confusing the squad. Then the squad leader shouted “I mean triangle! Shoot the triangle!” and some kickboxers already went like “FOR GOD’S SAKE MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!” and “STOP DOING THAT I’M ALREADY TENSE ENOUGH AS IT IS!!!” but they aimed their guns and the triangle shaped square changed into a circle that totally drove the kickboxers insane. “AAAH I CAN’T SEE A TRIANGLE ANYMORE I ONLY SEE A CIRCLE AND YOU SAID SHOOT THE TRIANGLE BUT HOW IN THE NAME OF FUCK CAN I SHOOT A TRIANGLE WHEN ALL I SEE IS A BLOODY CIRCLE?!” and the squad leader banged his head against the wall shouting “JUST SHOOT THE DAMN CIRCLE INSTEAD THEN! SHOOT!!” and when the circle shaped square changed into a hexagon the entire squad went berserk and began to beat each other to shit. The hexagon shaped square turned back into a square and smiled for as much as possible for a square to do so.

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>>727194556
Backwards spic country.

The doctor probably rubbed and egg on him and prayed to a saint. He'll be sued for malpractice for praying to the patron saint of tires instead of the patron saint of ruptured spleens.


Also, the captcha image was freeway intersection in my home town of Houston

WTF The mouse videos are the most disturbing shit i have ever seen. The anon should be jailed for life.

>>727183892
that dude just died three times
>Overkill much

>>727196085
kek'd a little

>>727184777
Drug lord didn't pay son's ransom

>>727195456
Creature 9: This was a giant handbag that jumped up, opened itself over a group of kickboxers and this insane amount of useless junk fell out like TV-dinners, pots, obsolete cell phones, baby’s, metal pipes, surf boards, tails of velociraptors, cans of graffiti, vegetarian sausages, burning pianos, ducks, cigarettes, sand, earwax, green horses, a light bulb with a baseball cap, a judge that can’t tell right from wrong, an ice cube with a dimensional portal trapped inside, a rabbit that once believed to be the center of the universe, silver colored eggs, a small radio on an overdose of acid, a glass bowl with liquid chaos in it and a cup of tea that danced a dance made up by a lonely stranger lying in a gutter everyone once saw at the age of ten, but instantly forgot within approximately ten seconds after, so that no one would ever share the experience with someone else.

>>727195456
Creature 10: It was an enormous robot with ten rocket launchers on its shoulders, a plasmadynamic powerhydrogenpropelled photonfusing laser cannon built in its chest, flamethrowers in the palm of its hands and plasmaguns built in its eyeballs. It had motion tracking devices, heat seeking missiles, an antimatter katana, nuclear grenades and it instantaneously toppled over and went out of order due to carrying too much weight. Both kickboxers and their prisoners hated the stupid robot and started peeing over its head.

>>727194556
Kid still moving shiiiit thats superman or smth

>>727195456
Creature 5: The fifth creature was a big bulk of meat walking on three legs. Each leg had a flower on its knee and he had miniature cars riding over his head. His lower lip was so long it dragged over the floor. His mouth was covered in tattoos of several exotic fish. There was also a goldfish swimming in his left eyeball. His nose was purple at first but from the moment he said “dlergh brem” his nose began to continuously change colors. Then he pulled out a really long vein from his nose and tied it around his tongue. His teeth also changed colors when he did this. He had two arms on each side, but he had one extra arm coming out of his left ear. With that arm he began to play a country tune on the vein he pulled out of his nose as some sort of single-stringed harp. A hole appeared in his back where all the miniature cars fell in and the hole changed into a secondary mouth that sang along with the country theme. After finishing the song, creature five pulled his left eyelid all over his chin. A small city appeared on the stretched eyelid. That apparently itched, so creature five scratched the city away. Then he exploded because he got too confusing to exist.

>>727194099
kek

>>727195906
either its fake or thats the most staged "shooting" ive ever seen.

>>727184553
that gun angers me! is it a revolver? what the fuck is going on here? easily the most fucked up shit iv seen. your sick man.

>>727195329
well what the fuck did she think was gonna happen?

>>727195456
Creature 3: From under one tile appeared a huge extraterrestrial slug. “MLAHHH!!” it screamed in anger, while smearing its slime all over the place. From the slime appeared a lot of machine gun turrets shooting bullets at the kickboxers that came in like crazy. Sure they were able to slap away a few bullets, but not a whole bunch of turrets shooting 6478234 bullets a second and certainly not 47289 millimeter bullets with smileys painted on their side. That slug… was one of the coolest creatures I’ve ever seen.

>>727196342
>antimatter anything

Anything made of antimatter would not exist within milliseconds when it encountered its first molecule of anything. Simple exposure to air would release an unfathomable amount of energy, destroying it and everything around it.

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bless

>>727195456
Creature 2: GOATS! LOTS OF FUCKING GOATS (not literally) APPEARED AND STORMED THE ENTIRE PLACE! With their insanely hard and sharp horns they ran, bashing through entire groups of kickboxers, because the Drorxian scientists scientifically enhanced their horns and when it was scientifically enhanced enough they would saw off the horns to sew them against the heads of the kickboxing champions to make them even harder to beat, but now they were the victim of their own experiments because those goats were so fucking awesomely badass they were capable of totally fucking up Drorxian kickboxers. DRORXIAN KICKBOXERS CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? Those poor goats had been the victim of torture and mutilation, but this was their moment of revenge. They liked eating grass too.

>>727184707
That happened in Mexico. The little faggot wanted to be remembered.

>>727194556
Kid didnt die. Both survived. Lying and shit

>>727196658
Fucking niggers.

>>727195456
Zombie 6: Don't ask me what was wrong with zombie 6. He had blood in his eyes and licked his teeth while making the most nightmarish monstrous noises and he looked totally out of his rotten mind. There was nothing human left in him. His facial expression alone said "KILL KILL KILL". He snarled and all of a sudden stormed towards one little boy sitting all alone on a seesaw. "Hey kid, are you alright? No one wants to play with you?" he asked him. The little boy looked up at him and the zombie could see he was withholding his tears. The zombie again asked, "Are you alright?”
"Hold me..." the boy said and he wrapped his arms around the zombie.
"It's ok..." the zombie said "I lost my parents too. It's a hard world out there, kid. Don't let it get to you. Go ahead and cry. Cry and heal."
"I don't have any friends," the boy sobbed. "The other kids think I'm weird. Will you play on the seesaw with me?"
"Alright, I will," said zombie 6. "What's your name kiddo? Mine's John. John Smith."
"Mine's Tommy," the boy said while wiping the tears from his cheeks.
"Nice to meet you, Tommy!" zombie 6 exclaimed while swallowing the kid whole . Then he ate the seesaw.

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>>727196857

moar

>>727195456
Zombie 5: PLEASE REFRAIN FROM FUCKING WITH ZOMBIE 5 AND JUST STAY AWAY FROM HIM!! At the moment he got on the school grounds, he pulled down his pants and presumed to shit diarrhea like there was no tomorrow. THERE WAS SIMPLY NO END TO IT!! He walked towards a few kids playing with marbles, shitting the entire way and drowned them in it, unaware of the fact that he not only destroyed their lives, but also that of their poor parents and loved ones, because there is no way you can just put something like that behind you.

>>727197035
Is that why McDonalds got rid of all the ball pits?!

>>727184707
it's mexico

>>727189889
nerve gas bubble formed in his knee from the pressure..

>>727197375
Yes.

>>727185453
>.22

>>727186684
hahaha!!!! lost

>>727183892
the world wanted him dead so bad...

>>727192753
wait what what, WHAT!!!!

>>727182392
That dude is a dick

>>727182699

Dude stabbing were gonna get charged with child molestation or some shit like that. Dude getting stabbed was the one who were going to testify against him. Both cops.

>>727181728
From the neck down he is golden.

>>727185140
Would it feel good to fuck her as she was convulsing? I bet anal would be the best.

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>>727187102
I would leave my wife to have her as my fuck toy. She would make the best spinner.

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>>727194853
You need to lurk more.

>>727189987
Lady Ginga. man riding gigantic strap on.

You're welcome

>>727197035
no fucking way...

>>727189077
Yeah at least one more guy got fucked when he tried to push it backward. Fucking retards don't know well enough to leave shit alone when it's frying people 5 feet away from them.

>>727196580
Still not enough dakka.

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>>727193297
She's being punished for stealing a phone or ipad wannabe from the wrong people, (drug dealers/cartel type guys). I think the thing she stole is what she's holding on her head if I remember correctly.

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>>727193297
Bitch be snitching with her phone, so they cracked it on her head

>>727192448
when it says law it means all of them. its dumb but more common sense.

not funny because he not died

>>727199362

>why not have both?

>>727187289
People survive headshots all the time

>>727183892
fake? The way the guy got crushed by the lamp post looked kind of edited plus that truck was not going fast enough to get through that many cars without slowing down.

i dont even look away pussys

>>727193536
how can you be this autistic? Crying over a fucking rat but justifying human torture, drown yourself.

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>>727192106
I don't want to sound like the sociopath trying to defend such a mentally unstable person committing an obviously horrific and inhuman act.
But there's so many things wrong with what you just said that I just have to point it out...
>You are a piece of shit, anon. Do you find abusing helpless animals funny? Did you giggle when you saw this mouse chained up? What about when it's penis was cut off and you could see the fear in its eyes as it struggled in pain? Is that really what you find amusing or entertaining? If so, you need to take a long look into the mirror and reevaluate your life. Being edgy on the internet for attention or laughs is one of the most pathetic things a person can do and reeks of a mental deficiency. I highly doubt you would behave this way in real life or want people you associate with to know you like this kind of stuff, so why bother at all? If you can't control your urges, check into a mental hospital or get therapy.
You need to have some self awareness dude. You're on a 'rekt thread' on /b/. Having the moral superiority over people and telling them to "get help" won't result in anything. People who commit rape know rape is wrong. They do it willingly. You're only wasting your time browsing these threads just to post replies judging some sickos from the comfort of your home. I'd say /pol/ is more your liking.
>The person who actually committed this act is the lowest of the low.
I understand who might've been emotionally perturbed by this one in particular. But can you be any less self-aware?. comparing a guy who tortured a mouse to terrorists who kill near hundreds every year is absurd, and quite frankly, retarded. You are more sick and disgusting than whoever this guy is.

>>727181793
HEROES NEVER DIE

>>727195906
its from someone low budget Brazilian movie dipshit, and the guys are not even nigs they're spics but the retard that keeps posting probably doesn't realize it.

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>>727184631
Child murdered

>>727184499
faggot

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Well, this proves that humanity needs to lose a few of its members. Hopefully it will be the fuckers torturing people and animals.

>>727199121
fuck you anon my drink went everywhere

>>727201299
people are useless, a human tortured a rat for no reason. Hes less valuable than the rat.
Stop being such a sensitive cunt, people suck.

>>727189889
>Trying this hard

>>727181480
kek

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>>727203400

Agreed. People who torture for fun, or punish someone disproportionately, are scum that aught to find themselves in a cellar being tortured in the same manner they've caused harm to others.

>>727201299
>Crying over a fucking rat but justifying human torture
How can you be so retarded to defend animal torture but cry of human trash. Die.

>>727185140
fuck... the girl was not ugly

>>727203969
Yeah but you know she smelled like a bucket of ass. No big loss.

>>727182392
disturbing

>>727189889
hueon infinito

>>727192753
survived?

>>727196157
>implying traffic accidents never happen in amerifatland
careful, your edge is showing.

>>727194099
I wonder if that's from the dogs 6th sense or something? Also I legitimately missed the flat collapsing because of the dog

>>727188750
Love me some ELP

>>727204684
It's not really sixth sense, honestly, it's the fact that people's senses are so incredibly dull and almost nonexistent from years of breeding defective genes mindlessly in the comfort of cities and society.

The fact is that their senses are orders of magnitude better than ours. It could probably feel the vibration all over its body. It could hear the steel bending and snapping. It could probably smell whatever it smells like.


Honestly, humans are defective animals except for their one truly human trait and that's essentially chronic neurosis.

>>727199009
So I guess he didn't get charged, since he stabbed the guy that was going to tell on him?

>>727200010
Story?

>>727201393
>Falling this hard for stale pasta

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This wideo is mindblowing!

>>727205142
Oh he is still charged (it was an internal affairs thing. the guy he killed was a whisteblower), but a charge and a conviction are two completely different things.

>>727205101
That's probably a good case for religious folk that say that humans are not animals

>>727192586
we dont even do smoke signals anymore anon.
we have phones now.

Jesus Christ mods!

>>727201711
no its not

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>>727205101
This is what autism looks like, kids.

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>>727203064
>humanity
most are not human

>>727192480
then whats all the gas bout huh?

fucking jerk

>>727205931

True.

>>727205815
No, not really, because we can explain how humans got to be the way they did. It was by breeding for random societal and cultural features like small feet or submissiveness or strong arms, or some specific color of hair or eyes instead of who is actually most intelligent, most fit, least sick, most healthy, etc.

It's a well studied and documented aspect of living in cities that it erodes the evolutionary development of the people because there is no longer a severe existential pressure on defective genes. In fact, they are coddled and bred, and those defective genes are subsidized.

>>727181480
niggers posting other than worldstar? fascinating.

>>727184631
Fuck you asshole

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>>727199362
Looks like the little blue cunt from Akira.

Haha.

>>727181793

I want more. I want to see the car careen off the road into a full at full speed...

I feel cheated.

>>727206241
We've can to far to go back now...

>>727186684
The other idiot in the back also closed her eyes!

>>727202702
tens of thousands of years and they still havent figured out how to kill a fucking goat.

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>>727181480
Will there be a new thread? I'd like to see some videos on police brutalizing black people. I haven't seen any and won't believe it's happening until I see it . Not getting pleasure, just need to see what's really happening and if it's different than what's happening to whites

>>727189889
does anyone have that other video where a chick also recks her knee on a leg press

>>727206495
It's not about going back as much as solving the problem, which is easy, but every-time someone tries to resolve it, others see them as a threat and try to shut them down.

The problem is the people, you see, not some outside force to rally against, but something inside the very people that society is formed and fueled by. Even cancer tries to survive as best it can and has its own kind of self-preservation.

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>>727206672
They're niggers, what did you expect?
Webm unrelated.

>>727197035
damn... that kid is like 3

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>>727205269
Dude A, while lining up his drive, was run over by Dude B, who was driving the golf cart.