ITT: Pretend we're Tumblr

REEEE

>Some shitty art
>Weak beta complimenting them

"OMG KNOW YOUR PRIVILEGE YOU CIS WHITE SCUM, YOU DIDNT CALL ME BY MY PRONOUNS THAT YOU DIDNT KNOW EXISTED AND I HAVE SELF DIAGNOSED ILLNESSES"

literally
literally
literally
literally
literally

put me in screencap

Blonde white men that are in good shape are seriously the worst things on the planet, and I don't just mean people. We need to systematically murder/ and rape them.

ecksde

OMG GET OUT

>>727179963
>Implying /b/ isn't Tumblr 2.0

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>>727179963
I will reblog this every time I see it.

>>727180950
DID YOU JUST

OMG I WILL NEVER REBLOG THIS ENOUGH (omg i got so many reblogs)

>>727180794
I don't even think they should be classified as people

STOP REBLOGGING THIS

>>727180794
OMG I can't even you literally talked about rape, i was fart raped on a train once and it was literally the most traumatizing thing of my life, and I've been on twitter. Thanks for bringing up those memories asshole

I am a strong woman you guys
been that way since Monday

>>727179963
Ohmygosh guys, did you see what those 4chan hackers did to poor Shia Lebouf? If I saw one in public, I would literally call the cops on them and sue them for all their money, like seriously

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>post good art
"Omg why is it a man in thr front. Im triggered by the color pink and ur white you cant post anything"
>i just want to post art

THIS WEBSITE I SWEAR TO GOD

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>>727179963
I AM LITERALLY SHAKING!!!!!!!!

I have a confession to make: I have no firsthand knowledge of what tumblr is like. I only go there occasionally for porn blogs.

>>727179963
Someone call for some Winged Hussars?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75zmIj_4LFQ

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People make fun of me all the time, but thanks to you guys I know deep down that I'm a strong, beautiful, independent woman. Pic related, it's me.

>>727181949
You are beautiful honey!

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I just went to the doctor and xe said I wasn't healthy, like I can't even, who does xe think xe is to call me unhealthy. Look at me do I look unhealthy to you?

>>727181980
Thanks, I'm in the second week of my diy surgery to convert to my actual gender

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>>727179963
drumpf is literally hitler you cant just BUILD A FUCKING WALL

omg what a retard haha

>>727180794
YOU TRIGGERED ME

>>727182319
Omg we need to rise up and fight drumf or he'll take away woman's right to do anything

>>727181464
This is true, thankfully I only look that way on the outside. The real me is a gender fluid predominantly lesbian sodomite hentai-monster-kin

DRUMF GIBE ME ANOTHER PANC ATTACK LIK HOW COULD HE

>>727182319
He's gonna fucking bring back slavery, and you sit and joke about it. You're part of the problem, shitlord.

>>727182319
DID YOU KUST USE THE R WORD?!?! That's seriously so insulting to the autistic community, you fucking ableist neurotypical piece of shit. O ly re logging to bring the fury if my community ity down upon you!

>>727182024
You look perfectly healthy to me. Humans evolved from whales so we were meant to have more fat

>>727182024
I CANT

>>727180761
This shit isn't worthy of a screencap. Also, you're a faggy attention whore.

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>>727183017
Look at this. Disgusting.
Looks unhealthy as fuck. I bet he can't even scratch his back.

>>727183342
That's just unhealthy and ugly, going around and creeping people out with that disgusting uselessness.

My sides cant take anymore

>>727183401
I know right. He probably eats nothing but chicken and fish.
Hah, good luck with that salmonella I say!
Only reason people work out is cause they're insecure.

Someone please notice me

>>727183593
How can someone not notice you? you're so beautiful and perfect exactly as the way you are now. Never change anything, including your mind.

>>727183667
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT

>>727181782
Neither does anyone else. That's why this thread is shit level satire.

>>727183593
Yeah never get help as you don't need it, no need to go outside and exercise as you are perfect and its perfectly OK to cut yourself :))))))

>>727183816
Did you just assume the population of my headspace?!?!?!? #triggeredlikeanigger

Hey guys
Generic blue-haired nigger dyke here. I have no interesting personality, so to make myself more interesting than I am I invented a new gender. I am Gitosexual. What does that mean? I have no clue. But my prounouns are re/tar/ded. Plz respect my Gender Identity(tm). I am fat and gross and smelly, but if you dont want to fuck me thats fatphobic and if you do want to you are a rapist (this only applies to cis white men ofc, i luv filthy nigger dykes like myself).
Ok that is it for today. Bye ya'll

>>727183667
Porn blogs you say? tell me more

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>>727182319
We WILL KILL le DRUMPF XD
His racism and intolerance will not be tolerated!

>>727183886
Oh shit,
Finally *Something who/that gets it
Sorry

>>727183842
The only thing I don't cut, is calories.

>>727179963
The only thing I see on Tumblr is porn TBH

Friendly Reminder!!!1 (some shitty emoticon) All men are rapists.

>>727179963
DO you think the Winchester's sit arOUND with Castiel talking about how gAY THEY SECRETLY ARE???

>>727179963
Well you don't have to pretend. You already suck enough cocks

>>727179963
#HiEverybody #Monday
Uugh, I swear to Christ I have a lot of work to do, the system is so shitty that they don't realize that they are just killing our humanity with all this! My dumb parents fell for it and they never got to enjoy their lives! I'm not gonna get married because love is just a materialistic feeling without bases. If only #Humanity weren't that dumb to see it.

>>727181782
Yep, just like me. Tumblr is my source for pics of women in panties and all that shit

>>727184467
Holy shit. You do this too well.

>>727184467
YOU GO GIRL, blame society for all the problems on why people are the way they are and ignore logic and reasoning x3

>>727184611
Let's see some source nigga

Here's one I have. Enjoy
https://official-brave.tumblr.com/

>>727184375
"cocks"
I don't wish to see the "C" word describing the tool of rape and patriarchy HERE you cis scum!!!!!!!!

>>727184895
I'm sorry. Rape instrument

LITERALLY SHAKING DYING

just uploaded some porn, guys

>>727185018
Great I'll pay you 15 dollars for something I can see online for free. With more verity

Give me attention

>>727184963
Are you making fun of rape? Instruments are for playing music and not all are phallic you ignorant

Today some man at Starbucks looked at me. I literally felt my vaginal tremble with fear of my life. I was sexually abused in public and no one did anything.

>>727185189
Well in this subject we are not talking about music you fat whale

>some random thread that has facts of presidnets in the 1700s
>"did you know that George Washington was white and owned slaves? :)"
>one person points out why they just randomly put not only an obvious fact but why it turn into a race thing
>"i'm tired of white people normalizing evil and normalizing the pain my ancestors went through"
>whole thread all of a sudden turns into a shitstorm about slavery and white people
>mfw im a beaner but this people are edgy af

>>727185249
Poor you.. I am literally shaking.. Did you sued that scum? Rape is illegal you know so I hope he will suffer

guys omg signal boost this white people are being whie

>>727185249
Men should be castrated. Worst thing is, police won't do anything about these crimes. You have to be "physically" raped for them to care. NEWS FLASH mental rape is just as bad, if not worse than physical rape.
Fuck this pariarchal society we live in.

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>>727185313
Can someone ban this trash? He is calling me names, I did NOT come here to be harassed! I need some safe space.

>>727184640
Inform yourself, there is a lot of interesting info on the internet! So many things the gov hides from you that you would like not believe it.

>>727184653

Why do I get the feeling like if you are joking? Society IS the problem! See the murders on our streets? That's because people are starving and they aren't getting any help, and with every inmate in prison states get more money to keep their plans of controlling people actions! If only the police could see that they are more part of the problem that solution, maybe, just MAYBE, things could be different. But no, they go to our streets beating the defenseless.... Just thinking of it have me shaking and almost crying, is so sad.

>>727185616
Did you just assume my gender?

Never not reblogging this.

Just started my Hormone Replacement Therapy. I can feel the esterous literally shaking in my nipples. Going to binge watch Dr Who and Yuri On Ice #transwoman #lgbtq#fagass#autismateverysize

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>>727179963
So tru. it's so triggering that racism is still alive in 2017.

>>727185868
The fascist doctor wouldn't put gills on me so I could live in the sea with my fish bretheren.
I'm so pissed of right now. I'm literally shaking.

>>727185793
*Autocorrect sorry but my phone have this unprogressive and racist software

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Oh my god i'm so sad now. I just found there is a place called 4chan which might be the most rasistic place in world. I say that we should raid them and maybe they shut that homofobic site down. LETS DO THIS!

>>727186176
I've been there before! The most traumatic experience I have ever had! Literally from first page you see the use of the N word as a joke, they call each other f*ags as if it was a friendly term! I remember being called like that in high school and wanting to kill myself just for being different!

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Hello here.
I found THIS in some dark place filled with hackers (good they did not found me, I was there just for a minute because I loosed a bet) Entering this... place was a big mistake And THIS is what I found.
Can you fucking believe there are people who have a fucking problem when someone helps poor refugees ans saves them from drovning? Thats right, such scum, racists are mad when some people are saving other HUMAN BEING who are simply escaping from being killed. I don't know what to say...

>>727179963
Let me tell you why Black Lives Matter and how you not liking them for the *small* things of the minority makes you a racist.

Oh, and you not wanting to date that *Girl* because she's a FTM-Transgender and you want biological kids some day? Transphobic too.

I'm right outside your girlfriend's out, I see her in the living room. I'm going to murder her.
No joke, that last bit actually happened recently.

>>727179963
xD im so cringy, but im hella cute tho. (they/them) pic is me, im 13, trans, aromantic pansexual

Every tumblr post can be translated to "I shouldn't be alive"

That's really what they mean and it's the only truth and absolute certainty in the world

.... oh my god i just..... i can't. the fucking racism here. you people are ill literally shaking right now..... wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable. ill never understand this......place. it feels like after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst..... blatant racism child porn spam animal abuse anti semitism holocaust denial woman hating homophobia fat shaming off topic adult cartoons the list goes on and on....... the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult...... are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!! disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!! i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...

There are actually 7462 genders.

Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a 9yo girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest and her neck, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again

#pedosexualpride

ITT: people who's only experience with tumblr are screenshots from /b/ and /r/tumblrinaction