Morning general fur thread Why aren't you at work edition

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Or another question would be, why are you on /b while at work?

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working is for squares

>>727172905
that's not a fur it's a fish you nigger

>>727172905
I work from home and over night, you're move undyne

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>>727173545
You know I thought of that after I posted it but then I remembered that I put General fur thread. So I figured you could go fuck yourself.

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>>727173639
What do you do that you got lucky enough to be able to work from home?

>>727173797
you still included fur in the title, shit for brains

>>727173875
Helpdesk call center for a small company
feelsgoodman.jpg to be able to fap, and work at the same time

i don't have a job

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>>727173965
Undyne, sharkos, scalies and others are all a part of the furry culture in a general since you asshat
>>727174001
Sounds like a pretty sweet deal you bastard.

>>727173965
this >>727174322
checked
and thanks

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Cuz I'm off lol

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>>727174178
Seems like a pretty legit reason not to be at work. Go get yourself a job then anon.
>>727174322
*Sense

>>727174543
a lot easier said than done

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>>727174671
Well what's holding you back from getting one?

>>727174543
>rabbitsharks
you can't just throw Chimeras at me and try to pass it off as a shark
[spoiler] more sharks though pls [/spoiler]

>>727172905
I work night shifts

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But I am at work.

>>727174772
among awful anxiety, the hopelessness from handing out resumes and not getting a reply plays another part, probably some other stuff and i'm sure if i did have a job it wouldn't last long

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>>727174854
But it's still like 50% shark you know
>>727174911
Then it sounds like you need to get some sleep

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>>727175048
From my experience, having someone you know already working for a company helps dramatically. All I had to do for my first job was to come and sign the papers. Starting with part-time jobs seems like a good idea in your case.

>>727175210
i don't know people and i have only applied for part-time

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>>727175266
What about your parents?

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>>727175210
Thats what happened with my first jobs, its always been connection that landed me there.

Also look at this abomination someone made a while back. Found it on my old harddrive.

>>727175198
i'd still fug you're right

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>>727175210
the key to successfully making money is knowing other people who already have money

Try temp agencies. Unless it's your first job, in which case, it's pointless. Go to a work force center in your area. It takes forever, but they'll help you land job experience which you can then use at a temp agency or another job.

>>727174322
you didn't say "furry culture thread"
you said fur thread

>>727175421
stop complaining and start fapping

>>727175346
dad has a small business for book keeping, mom works at a doctor's office
why?

If you know someone, that makes getting a job a lot easier. They say that everyone has a fair shot, but it's really about who knows who.

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>>727175210
>>727175350
This is true I started off my second job this way that I had for over two years.
One of those "My dad knows a guy and this guy knows a guy who's needing some work" type of things.

What retard marked this as Gfur

Also, pizza chains are actually a lot of fun, from my experience, they are more relaxed and not as hectic, save for the dinner rush. I'd definitely recommend that path for a part time job. Or janitorial job. Friend did that route and made some nice money, and even had a shot to work for a school which means benefits and job security.

I usually mark it as anime lol

>>727172905
I Am at work. I'm a gate guard in the middle of the desert. So I have a lot of time on my hands

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>>727175856
Yepp, got landed in my old job cause my mother knew someone lol.

>>727175906
Guys at the local pizza joint would probably offer me a job in a heartbeat if i asked for it, dont need a job right now thou.

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>>727176023
I'm trying to leave, but the factory job didn't go through. Good to hear that you have options though lol

So why Is furry a thing
Like why, just curious?
>inb4 meme

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>>727175906
One of my friends first jobs was as a driver for pizza joint said he liked it quite a bit and made a decent amount in tips. Just don't ever show up to work buzzed as a pizza driver and I guess you'll be alright.

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>>727176163
sexy girl + cute animal = nice

>>727176213
Oh please. I have coworkers that come buzzed, high, or strung out on something else. The secret is to not be too obvious, don't get into any accidents, and you'll be fine.

They only do drug tests here if there's either 1) suspicion or 2) Accident on the clock.

The tips are definitely nice for sure. Some nights, I'd take home $20, others would be $65+.

I make $13/hr at the helpdesk

My former friend works as a pizza delivery driver, and totals out to be ~$22/hr from all the tips he makes

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>>727175924
Probably have a lot of something else in your hands as well. Eh? Eh? I'll shut up now.

>>727176218
I just can't fap to this, guess it's just not for me

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>>727176481
ya don't have to shake your dick at every new thing, my friend

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>>727176348
Yeah I guess it was pretty much the same for him which is why I think he liked it so much. I guess he would come in baked or slightly buzzed and his manager would be cool with it (cause he did the same shit apparently) as long as he didn't fuck anything up he was good. But I guess one day the district manager came in and said he could smell alcohol on him and instead of denying it and having to go through some tests and shit he just admitted it or tried to say he was just hungover from the night before and was fired on the spot.

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>>727176542
Words of wisdom right here

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>>727176806

>>727175198
worry not, i have a whole afternoon

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time to go play with flowers
have a good day floofers!

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>>727177929
Thank you, you too!

>>727172905
Because I work nights and work sent me home lol

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>>727172905
Brain damage and leg injuries from war

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I AM at work is the thing.

Subby please kill me

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why do you deserve to die?

I am work.

Why not

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You've not yet earned the right to escape the misery of existence.

Fine, if you won't do it I'll have to take it into my own hands

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That's one way to earn it.

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>>727172905
today is a day off.

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no job just yet

Why does one have to earn it anyways

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Because it's not exactly easy to die, is it?

It can't be that hard

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Death is like a cat. When you want to cuddle it, it runs away. Only when you're distracted will it come up and ruin your day.

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Then why haven't you done it?

My cat won't let me

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Can your cat stop you?

Surely there is something else to talk about

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We could talk about super smash bros melee for the nintendo gamecube (2001)

Not physically, no.

Then why haven't you done it? Could it be that it's difficult? The obligations tying you to this world bind the hands that would take your own life?

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How about some Katia?

My cat is really the only thing keeping me going when I think about it.

I'd likely do it when she dies if not earlier

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You could kill your cat to speed it up

I couldn't do that to her

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Man, death sure is hard, innit?

I don't think that makes it hard

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But it does. All the niggling little mental barriers to the ultimate plunge...they're quite robust, you know.

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Could you shut the fuck up and actually post something?