>tfw god exists

Lesanon atheist reporting in to ask you to prove your statement.

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>>727172015
Kek triggered atheists incoming

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>>727172148
You come from somewhere. You come from God. You are a Child of God.

Although your fingers may fall against that keyboard, pounding out whatever you consider to be a retort, or a rebuttal; Don't respond. Just let it soak in.

>>727172015
show me theist

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>>727172308
Go look in the mirror.

>>727172241
Why would an atheist be triggered? It's like being triggered by the guy on the street corner with a tin-foil hat who rants about aliens reading his mind.

>>727172271
So my mom is God?

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>>727172397
wow how old are you?

I mean you don't like dank memes?

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>>727172433
She came from God. She is also a Child of God.

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You can't ignore me.

If you ignore me, I store more bombs in the infrastructure.

You have to combat me on my own terms.

>>727172479
She came from my grandma. My grandma is God?

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If I slide at least four more threads today? I win.

And the number jumps up to one trillion dollars.

>>727172590
Do you get paid to post online?

>>727172637
That's classified.

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>>727172590
Is there a human alive perfect enough to be God?

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>>727172693
How are you going to feel when comey gets iced?

>>727172694
Is there a god alive perfect enough to be God?

>>727172694

me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_H_mJYKNsQ

Thread theme

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>>727172734
Yes

>>727172820
Who?

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I suspect the number of Christians in this thread is zero.

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>>727172755
If you are God, conjure a Toast Sandwich on my laptop

>>727172847
Of course. Christians don't actually exist. There are only professing Christians.

>>727172846
"I am that I am" And he created you, me, all the SJWs, all the transgenders, the Russians, the FBI. Errythang.

It is our own unwillingness to listen.

>>727172907
Wait, so I'm God? I am that I am.

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>>727172859

How dare you challenge me? You will not get your sandwich.

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>>727172847
So eastern standard time, at 10 A.m. in the morning, What age group would actively be able to participate on 4chan from a computer?

Oh, and yes there is a Christian in this thread. Prove me wrong <3

>>727172015
Anyone who believes in a god literally "being up/down/wherever there" is a retard.

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>>727172960
You need Jesus and the Bible :)

>>727172971
Then you should probably kill yourself, or become a Christian :)

>>727172985
See >>727172888

>>727173078
Why? I'm God.

>>727173030
Right. Non-existent things are nowhere.

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>>727173080
Alright, how many christians have historically browsed 4chan?

>>727173117
Well obviously you're a liar and delusional. You need mental help. :)

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>>727173160
So only what you can see is what exists?

>>727173181
>Alright, how many christians have historically browsed 4chan?
Zero. Christians don't exist.
>Well obviously you're a liar and delusional.
How so?

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>>727173078

>emojis

I didn't fight in the /v/ wars for the newfags to use fucking emojis,

>>727173219
Only what exists is what exists.

Wow what a bunch of losers. You come in a 2012 dank meme thread, trash talk a group you know nothing about, and then just shut up?

What a bunch of spineless, feckless cowards. Where is your backbone?

>>727173293
Are you sure about that number?

And If you say you're God, but then you don't prove it, you're lying.

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>>727172015
>mfw God is real and atheists are apoplectic

>>727173342
Ok, so God exists.

>>727173363
>Are you sure about that number?
Yep.
>And If you say you're God, but then you don't prove it, you're lying.
How do you know?

>>727173393
But you already said God isn't anywhere. If God isn't anywhere, then God is nowhere. If God is nowhere, God doesn't exist.

>>727173293
My name is Christian, and I cannot believe I am the only Christian who ever visited this place..

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>>727173426
Because I know God.

And you're not God.

And because of your crass humor, You're going to get thrown into the fire.

And if you don't get saved? You're better off slitting your wrist vertically. You'll get everything coming to you muuuuuch faster.

>"Oh we can combat ACTUAL GOD by blaspheming him."

Yes, and I can combat idiocy by actually going around and shoving an ice pick in their temple. Does it make that right?

>>727173486
God is everywhere. He's right here, in this thread, watching all of you. And he's measuring your hearts.

>>727173219
No. Exits everything that you can prove exists without a reasonable doubt. You use all your available senses (also instruments if desirable) to accomplish that. For this to work though, one must not insist on delusions and one must use reason, which you obviously lack.

>>727172015
People who have seen UFO and aliens are more believable than some religious saying god create everything

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Wow we got some surefire winners here.

Only when its your friends and who they fuck comes under fire, that's when you'll put out 100% effort.

>all these replies in this thread sure do remind me of gamergate

>>727173580
>Because I know God.
You don't know me, so no you don't.
>And you're not God.
Am too.
>You're going to get thrown into the fire.
Nope.
>And if you don't get saved?
If you don't get saved, you're going to get thrown into a pit with autists and normie memes for all eternity.
>He's right here, in this thread
I know. I'm God and I'm right here.

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>>727173703
I can use instruments of thought; God's love is an expression of a Fractal.

>>727173781
wow thats some shoddy hocus pocus there jacko-lame.

See, I am all about continuing to bump this thread (with even just 8 posters) to do something I need to do

>>727173852
>something I need to do
Masturbate furiously?

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Now here's something I know without a doubt, Anonymous and this website have been COINTELPRO since its inception.

If that doesn't mean anything to you, then obviously you're new

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Mfw i know the increate exists and i can escape the cycle of death and rebirth by not clinging to life the next time i go.

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God is dead :(

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after watching "crapshoot" comey tank in the hearing, there's only one question

is the fbi pulling a cointelpro on scientology? or is scientology doing the same shit to them?

>>727173967
Must be a fun job tbh

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Why haven't you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior yet

>>727174185
No, because its almost like a scooby doo episode. usually cointelpro FBI guys are older, more educated, less travelled

and the CIA has dudes on this site who are frat boys. The two clash over pretty much everything.

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>>727174093
>is the fbi pulling a cointelpro on scientology? or is scientology doing the same shit to them?
Why not both? It makes sense for the FBI to do it since scientology is a dangerous cult, and we already know that scientology does it to anyone who says something bad about them.

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>>727174194
Pic related. Why would you want a hippy god? At least Yahweh had some balls.

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>>727174292
dianetics though, fucking creepy book. I think the FBI's mired in something and they can't shake out of it.

Honestly I think it's so mired because scientology usually hits the upper register of an organization, so maybe comey's been compromised or something

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>>727174282
You seem confident about this.

>>727174371
D: I miss you AoM!

>>727173852
>God's love is an expression of a Fractal
Sure, a fractal or god's love are real, but god isn't.

I'm an atheist AMA

>>727174851
This is what happens when you do too much drugs.

>>727174917
Do you liek Mudkips?

>>727175016
I never played Pokemon

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>>727172397

Accusing people of being triggered is how idiots think they win arguments.

Pro-tip: Don't argue with religious people. They have no interest in evidence or science, they on'y believe in what feels good emotionally to them.

You can't use logic on an emotionally based person.

>>727174851
>It's not about the mythology

Gtfo and read some Joseph Campbell you toolfag

>>727175090
I don't really see how that's relevant to the question.

>>727175190
NO I DONT FUCKING LIKE MUDKIPS

>>727175281
But why not?

>>727175347
They're coarse and rough and they get everywhere

>>727172015
If there's a God how do you explain niggers? Is this the plague, because we didn't pray hard enough? If so, God's a fucking retard. Nigs are religious, did he mean to drive people away with nigs?

>>727175403
I heard I like mudkips

>>727175281
I Herd U Liek Mudkips

>>727175605
U*

>>727175598
I've always thought it was hilarious that so many nignogs are Christian when the Bible supports slavery.

>>727173852
Brian, stop. It's getting embarassing.

>>727175730
Well, it's fucking stupid, because modern religion can't explain this. At least back then they said that God made them as primitive farm tools.

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Ok this is seriously strange.

/b/'s slow?

where the fuck's all the traffic?

Could God microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

>>727176664
It doesn't matter what bait you have if you don't know how to fish.

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>>727176892
looks to me like /b/s a smaller pond now

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>>727176738
while i don't believe i think there should be a case where god is not preventing evil just to let us have a learning experience.

like you let your child make mistakes so he/she can learn from them.

>>727177168
Except:
a) An all-powerful god could just inject the knowledge, and
b) You wouldn't let your child walk off a cliff.