Roast me without talking about my ethnicity or eyebrows. Not

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you're not white and you have a retarded unibrow.
now go kill yourself pablo.

>roast me
>but not about certain stuff

It's clear that's what you're most insecure about and don't want to hear it more. That or this is another person and you're looking for new ammo but aren't creative enough to come up with something on your own.

>>727165363
5/7 perfect

>>727165310
eyebrow*

>>727165310
I got one. Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley

>>727165310

Dude are you going to post this everyday?

You have nice blow job lips.

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>>727165567

Why do people say that? I've heard it twice so far. It doesn't make any sense.

Here's another picture.

post again same shit tomorrow i fell fantastic u shithead

>>727165310
Keep your hair short. Trim the uni brow (I'm half Greek and have one too, the difference trimming it makes is amazing) get rid of the mole and try keep some stubble. Doing all this I'm sure you would make a rather attractive swarthy gentleman.

Also. Kek that uni brow is worse than mine

>>727165901
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>727165310
you are absolutely disgusting
I cannot name a single good thing about you
not one

OP are you real.

Why did you post the same thing so many times? Did you not get the response you wanted?

>>727166102

i get compliments sometimes on my mouth

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>>727165310

>>727166240
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>i get compliments sometimes on my mouth

Would that bee appearance or use?

The fullness of your lips suggests that you have a fair ammount of Nigger in your blood.

>>727166350

oh wow

>>727166350
Kekeke

>>727165713
Hey akmed what's with the door behind you

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>>727165310
You're the third ugliest person I've ever seen.

>>727165310
Eyebrows? I thought those were caterpillars.

>>727166484
I just thought that was a black McDonalds sign on his face

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>>727165901
Kek

>>727165310
You look like Mr. Bean' s gay love child

>>727165310
Hahaha you are brown and you have eyebrows

-ifunny

>>727165310
If you know you have a fucking cavemanish monobrow, why the fuck haven't you done something about it already? You look like one of the ape people from the original Planet of the Apes. Get some threading or waxing or something.

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>>727165310
You look like you have a pet goat.

>>727165310
Why not tweeze those out or get the laser removed?

>>727166922
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>Why not tweeze those out or get the laser removed?

How do you know if he has a laser hidden in his unibrow?

>>727166539
drink spilt on keyboard kek

>>727165310
You obviously have feminine features. Just grow your hair and go andro already. You'll look much better. Also trim monobrow.

>>727167010
he still sleeps under kiddie blankets since his parents can't afford new ones, much less a laser.

>>727165310
unibrow nigger

>>727165310
You look like an immigrant to Sweden .
Rape any kids lately?

>>727167101

creative

>>727165457
Kek, this.

Anyway, any single thing of your or anyone else's appearance can be turned against them, the trick is use right words that you have attributed with different feelings. Like fag, cause that's what you look liek.

your eyebrows look ethnic

>>727165310
Got a tick hanging off your cheek you fuckin dick licker

>>727165713
Is that shrapnel in your door where you train to be a terrorist?

>>727165310
Only thing that gets overdone about you. Ugly.

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>>727167549

I've actually heard on several separate occasions that people say that "I look like I'd give good head if I was a chick" behind my back.

Why the fuck is that? Also another picture

>>727167718
Was this taken right before you shouted allahu ackbar?

>>727165310
if you dont do anything about those eyebrows then neither will your arranged wife will want to take care of her own

>>727167718
>no chin

weak genes

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>>727165310

>>727167718
With a face like that I can see why you're fucking goats.

>>727165310
The kid you molested wants his shirt back.

>>727165310
You're a unibrow having, piss smelling, curry eating, sand nigger

>>727168143
He's in talks with Subway. He wants to be the new Jerrod.

>>727165310
You don't get to make the rules eyebrow boy

>>727165310
Derka dirka mother fucker

>>727165310
>or eyebrows
If you know they're a problem why don't you fucking shave your brows then? Other than that you should get a haircut.

>>727168600
>>727165310
>
>>or eyebrows
>If you know they're a problem why don't you fucking shave your brows then? Other than that you should get a haircut.

That haircut should be under the chin.

>>727165310
Lmfao just die

>>727168758
Sure if he wants to trigger airport security

>>727168858
One cut under the chin.

>>727167718

you must be sucking asian cock if they can fit in a mouth like yours with such a tiny chin

Op abandoned thread

baby face

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>>727169552

No I'm still here.

>>727169678
Why haven't you put a rope around your neck yet?

>>727169678
Hey, I'm the dude that originally called out your blowjob lips in the first thread (no proof because who screencaps meaningless shit)

Honestly man it's the curvature of the upper lip mixed with the thiccness of the bottom lip
plus you look pretty gay

still nice eyes tho

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>>727169950

Oh I believe you because of the "nice eyes" part lol

Another pic i guess

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>>727170081

>>727165310
u seem to b kinda cool, mate. gief a shite abt other ppl opinions. cheer up my friend

>>727166853
LULZ!!!

>>727170376
Keep it up and he might treat you like a goat.

>eyebrows

It's eyebrow man.
Singular.

>>727165310
You appear to have a fleck of goat feces stuck to your cheek. Stop eating the goats out before you fuck them.

>>727165901
>am I ugly?
lmao

>>727165310
YO SANDNIGGER ONEBROW , YER CAMELS DOUBLE PARKED, OOOOHHEH

>>727170081
yeah thought you'd remember that

idk why you make these threads but for actual advice for appearance, just trim the unibrow, grow at least a stubble if you can and keep it tidy, and do something with your hair (i know you have brown genes so it's gonna be stubborn but there are hairdressers out there specialised in that)

other than that, idk. demeanour, clothing, smile more or whatever

>>727167718
What the fuck is up with your door
Did you shout allahu akbar prematurely and your dad started shooting up the place?

>>727170081
Son ya got weak ass chin genetics. Might as well turn into a chick cause that face defenition is goin on a nonstop trip to suckin dicks for a living.

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>>727167718
where you from?

>>727169678
you want be famous so bad

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>Asks to be roasted
>Gives us rules of what can and can't be said

FUCK OFF

You look like a down syndrome version of Aladin.

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>>727172211
already posted gaylord, and it wasnt even chuckle worthy the first time.

>>727170081
man kill that gay ass hair, either get a proper haircut and learn to blowdry it properly to style it in a specific way or shave it all off you fuck. it's 2017 why aren't you plucking your unibrow jesus fuck Ahmed, my name is Mohammed but you're being a complete Ahmed, you got to stop it man.

>>727165310
You forgot to wipe a little spot of your baby's sisters shit off your face

>>727171525
underrated post

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>>727165310
What's up with your Muslim caterpillar eyebrows?