Ask the 8 ball

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>>727163489
roll

>>727163489
Should I mastrubate RIGHT NOW?

>>727164001
>>727163489
THAT'S NOT A DEFINITVE ANSWER CUNT

Should I try talking to tracy

>>727164044
>>727163489
What are you a pervert?

>>727163489
Does I have autism?

is she interested

>>727164074
>>727163489
Do you watch me fap?

>>727164093
Trying again

Will I have two or more children?

>>727163489
Is she still interested?

Am i ever going to win the lottery?

Rollo pollo

Does ale love me

Am i a faggot

Will it hurt, if I light up my fart?

Is she going to call me?

>>727163489
is the mandela effect real?

>>727163489
Fap before work?

am i gay

w s a i i a

>>727163489
jack off tonight y/n

>>727166541
good enough for me

>>727163489
Will she fuck off for good?

>>727163489
Will our lives be better off without her?

Will I fucking kill myself today?

is she into me mr 8 ball sir?

>>727166691
god bless america!!!

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>>727163489
Shuld i giveaway fallout 4?

>>727164135
Rip

>>727163489
will a hot boi ever spank my butt :'(

>>727166868
:'[

Will the majority of /b/ get their dicks wet within the next two months?

>>727163489
Was /v/ a mistake?

>>727166797
Post key faget

Does she still think about me?

>>727163489
Will I ever get a gf?

>>727167380
So should I commit suicide?

Have my friend already fucked?

how the hell did I wake up this early

Is my other friend gay?

>>727163489
Am i gay?

>>727167546
reroll cause stupid ball

>>727167585
fuck

>>727163489
Is liking traps homosexual

>>727163489
Will we destroy the New World Order?

Should I homewreck my friends relationship

>>727167822
Saddest dubs in my life

H

does grandma hate me?

Would it be a mistake to do Chinese buffet tonight?

>>727164001
>>727164044
hope you stroke it gently! haha
>>727164050
don't listen to it, just do it man!
>>727164074
heh he happens to be one
>>727164075
see? no need to be so self-loathing
>>727164093
>>727164135
>>727164259
keep your chin up! plenty of fish in the sea
>>727164099
i think it likes you
>>727164249
and you will be a good parent too
>>727164259
just ask her out
>>727164945
don't waste the money on lottery tickets
>>727165760
sometimes it's better not to know
>>727165798
you never were
>>727165980
i think it means yes but is too shy to tell you so
>>727166092
you should call her instead
>>727166404
that's interesting!
>>727166449
go for it! i hear it helps to relieve stress. but don't do it too often
>>727166494
your parents will love you the way you are
>>727166541
>>727166561
again, do it in moderation or you'll go bald
>>727166614
you never deserved her anyway

>>727166658
always expect the worst
>>727166687
please don't
>>727166691
>>727166709
ask her out!
>>727166797
you're gonna have to do what he says >>727167227
>>727166868
>>727166891
try out a woman instead, it's a (((choice))) of companion afterall
>>727166998
as if it wasn't evident haha
>>727167188
4chan is a lovely site in general
>>727167234
you might meet each other in a dream
>>727167380
>>727167442
pretty sure it meant yes with the girlfriend bit, as for the departure - don't do it
>>727167515
he a virgin
>>727167540
probably went to bed early
>>727167541
it doesn't matter though does it
>>727167546
>>727167585
you are not

Will i go out with her

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>>727163489
Did I fuck up my life

>>727163489

Should I stay home today?

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>>727168801
....fuck

Is it possible to fix it at this point?

>>727163489
will it happen this year?

Will I have twins?

>>727169118
but it is possible?

>>727163489
rolling

>>727163489

are there any good days ahead

Will I find a better job soon and get this credit recovery out of the way?

>>727169285
Fuck you yeah I will

Is my current plan the best way for us to succeed?

>>727163489
Does she still like me?

>>727169842
And love me?

Will I ever live a happy life 100% sober again

>>727163489
will i get a full gift in my birthday? (this friday)

>>727170160

>>727170173
reroll then

>>727170182
Reroll

>>727170218
Fuck you

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>>727163489
will i be a qt trap? ;-;

>>727170322
Re-Roll

With her sister and close friends all having babies, does she want to be pregnant really soon?

Do i have aids?

is this stuff toxic to my liver

>>727172057
couldnt find any information on it so ill take your word for it

>>727168481
Thank you for the kind words and trying to give a positive spin for everyone.

>>727163489
roll

>>727163489
Will i ever get qt from gym?

>>727163489
Am i gay

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Do I still have a chance with her?

Am I ever going to have sex with Brittney again?

Will I be in a relationship with her?

>>727173616
She was nice and deserved me sober and giving 150%

>>727173616
>>727173660
same boat just too much shit going on rn and i wanna be the best version of myself before i get back with her cause she deserves it

Will I always be a loser?

>>727173832
Thanks, bitch

Will I get a girlfriend this year?

>>727173817
I wasn't with her, I just kept thinking about her after because she looked good and I'm pretty sure I left a bad impression.

>>727173995

Sheet

Schreibe ich am Donnerstag Physik über?

Is Trump good for the world?

Will Stacy ever suck my dick again?

>>727174111
This post number is appropriate
>best blowjob I've ever had.

Should I go out tomorrow?

>>727174009
cant get hung up over the past man, especially if you've never even been together. work on improving yourself and i promise you'll find someone better. good luck

Should I go out tomorrow? Roll x2

>>727174148
Ok, fine that other one was good but I was eating pussy during so technically it was a 69 and you can't count that as strictly a blowjob.

Should I go out tomorrow? Roll x3

>>727174184
rekindling old flames is better than adding numbers to you list.

>>727163489
should i kill myself?

>>727174263
Lol

>>727174308
how so

>>727174353
then you can gain more experience for when you rekindle those old flames?

>>727163489
Will MOOT return to lead us to victory at the time of Ragnarok?

>>727174308
Trying to rekindle a wet blanked is a lot stupider than looking for something you can actually like

>>727163489
Will I get the job

>>727174433
Will MOOT return to lead us to victory at the time of Ragnarok?

>>727174353
less STDs that way
also, old flames know what's up
new hookups have to be tailored to what you want and vice versa.
What if you find someone who's really attractive but they're into feet and you're not?

>>727163489
Will I get a gf this year?

>>727174433
>>727174503
Will MOOT return to lead us to victory at the time of Ragnarok?

>>727163489
will i ever get laid?

>>727174546
>>727163489
Reroll cause I need answers

>>727174433
>>727174503
>>727174573
Will MOOT return to lead us to victory at the time of Ragnarok?

>>727174653
Will MOOT return to lead us to victory at the time of Ragnarok?

>>727174433
>>727174503
>>727174573
>>727174653
>>727174690
FUCK YOU 8 BALL!

>>727174629
Hooray

Am I gonna have sex with any of the women from my past except that last one?

Is she going to dump me?

>>727163489
Have I fucked OP's mom?

>>727174777
Kek and then trips to finish it off

>>727174902
Are you sure?

That one girl who's currently in a relationship gonna have sex with me?

>>727174933
There's a few so the answer's really gotta be some psychic shit.

>>727174907
Fuck me.

>>727174968
We'll see, and I didn't mean while they're together.

>>727163489
will we get it?

Do blacks are functioning members of society

Will I fuck up with her again?

>>727163489
Does OP gargle cum?

>>727163489

will she call?

I will die virgin?

>>727163489
Does jet fuel melt steal beams?

>>727175123
Ok, does jet fuel melt steal beams?

>>727163489
Will she choose me?

Will I ever meet another girl? I'm done with trashy girls.

>>727175193
Ffs! Does jet fuel melt steal beams?

>>727175216
Can u predict now?

>>727175243
GODDAMNIT! DOES JET FUEL MELT STEAL BEAMS?!

I will die virgin?>>727175117
Fuck :(

>>727163489
Also: will I get a gf this year?

>>727175278
Now u can predict that shit. Will I ever meet a good girl?

>>727163489
Will I die today?

Am i gay?

>>727175359
Hell yea!

>>727163489

Are roll threads a legitimate way of gaining guidance?

>>727163489
>Will I die today?

>>727175371
Have I already met her?

an hero?

>>727175431
Knew it

>>727163489
will i be a virgin in 2018

>>727163489
Do I already know my future gf?

>>727175523
Ok, do I already know my future gf?

>>727175431
>>727175465
wow, that's fucking great! then will I be single for long?

>>727175596
Do it feggit! Predict it!

Will I make my life better this year?

>>727175623
Fuck yeah still got time to get my shit together

>>727175643
Do I already know my future gf?

Is my white penis small?

>>727175685
Well fuck

>>727175678
well... 8 ball says don't count on it... fuck

>>727163489
Is OP a faggot?

will i ever get asian gf?

Does Paul joesph Watson like boys?

Am I depressed?

Is squidward a fag

Am I happy ?

>>727175724
>believing repeating digits on a mongolian basketweaving forum

is death the only option

>>727175983
reroll

>>727176128
damn

>>727163489
should i ask her?

does OP have a dick

Am I being manipulated by her?

>>727176314
CAN I SUCK IT

>>727176322
reroll

>>727176510

ok

>>727176535
you sure?

rij

Will I get a normie gf?

>>727176660
oh... will I get a crazy gf?

>>727176707
sounds like my past. maybe i'll get a decent one soon. good luck anon

>>727163489
Are traps gay?

should i kill myself?

am i ever going to find peace?

>>727176955
:(

>>727176946
can i kill myself after killing my family?

>>727176988
reroll

>>727177020
this bitch does not want me to find peace

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>>727177006
should i fuck a black chick?

am i gay?

>>727163489
should i go to work today?

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should i shoot up the school?

>>727177179
YES!!!!! i finally have a reason now

>>727163489

So was she legal?

Am I going to fuck her thus weekend?

>>727163489
Will I be over this fever by tomorrow?

Did Hitler do anything wrong?

will i pass all of my subjects this semester?

will i get into the uni's dean's list this semester?

>>727177565
Kek

Should I make up with my boyfriend on Friday?

>>727177720
good luck :)

Will I become a millionaire

Am I a faggot

Should I buy heroin this week?

>>727163489
Will my dick ever grow past 2 inches

>>727163489
Will it fucking end?

>>727163489
am i going to be ok?

>>727163489
will i hava a girlfriend by the end of the year?

>>727163489
Will my dick ever grow

>>727163489
Will I pass the interview on Friday?

>>727163489
will i pass my study test?

>>727178443
Reroll

>>727163489
Will I ever regain my will to live

Will things work out for the better if I quit my job this month?

>>727178543
This again

>>727163489
Does this dress makes me look fat?

Third times a charm should I do it?

>>727178613
holy fuck come on.

>>727178543
>>727178568
>>727178613
>>727178638
Fuck my god damn life I am quitting either way.

>>727163489
Will she see a movie with me?

Should I get my real estate license ?

>>727163489
Is Andy a Black person?

Should I kill myself?

Will I be successful ?

>>727178682
fucking lmao

Will I get my hair back?

Should I continue on this path

>>727170438
Kek

>>727178849
HELL YEAH I'M PUMPED

>>727178865
As in go through with my plans

>>727178503
>same question as this guy

Will i get very lucky?

>>727163489
fuck you

>>727163489
Should I ask for Jess's number?

>>727178690
>>727163489
Reroll

I'm gay

Should I pursue art for a living?

>>727179248
Well fuck you I'm going to anyway

does she love me back

>>727163489
Should I head to McDonald's right now?

>>727163489
Will i oversleep on my 1st day to work after 6 years of unemployment.

>>727179395
What about Hesburger?

am i gay

>>727179436
CAN I EAT SOMETHING TODAY?

>>727179436
what are you perkele

>>727163489
Will white boi's go extinct

>>727179570
CAN I EVEN DRINK SOMETHING?

Is sam gay

Will I get this job?

>>727179702
200 km WALK TO NEAREST BURGER KING?

can i fuck the 8 ball

>>727179769
FUCK YOU

>>727179772
:(

will I ever get her back

am i gay??

>>727179425
>what is willpower
>what is planning
you can do it. nothing says lazy like not even showing up late to the first day on a new job.

Has my life been a mistake?

Will I find happiness

>>727179973
Has my life been a fucking mistake?

>>727163489
Did i gonna get laid soon?

should i kill myself?

>>727180149
lol

Am I a permavirgin?

>>727180312
Yissss

will i ever kill myself?
roll

>>727163489
Will i get a gf like rita vrataski from edge of tomorrow and the looks of emily blunt?

Does she hate me or what?

>>727180713
?

>>727180743

>>727180763
Come on

>>727180791
Knew it xD
Whatever

>>727180666
Mr. Satan

Will i fuck Megan or Selena?

>>727181096
Bruh

>>727163489
Should I work on my master thesis today?

Should i masturbate now?

>>727163489
Should I masturbate in class rn?

>>727181190
Reroll

>>727181189
Well ok then, back to work -.-

>>727163489
Roll

>>727163489
Reroll

Can I ever find real happiness?

Will I buy and keep the Nintendo switch by Sunday the 2nd of April 2017?

will i get laid by sunday

>>727163489
Does anyone like me? :(

>>727181838
It's all good. I've been fine on my own for years. Couldn't picture it any other way now.

I think the 8 ball needs cleaning. The thread is over five hours old.

>>727163489
Laura and I?

Does she love me?

>>727163489
Am I feeling sad right now?

>>727182273
U rat

Does she like me?

>>727163489
Have all of your answers this week been wrong?

>>727163489
Will we work out?

>>727163489
Are you a lying piece of shit?

Does she like me (again)?

>>727163489
will i get laid in 2017

Will I get the Nintendo Switch VERY soon?

>>727163489
Am I in the right timeline?

will i get laid before my birthday

Should I wank?

Will I get what I want?

>>727183513
reroll