Girlfriend and I broke up Sunday It was her decision. I still

>>727159332
Knock the ex out and proceed to fuck her.

>>727159332
Shows the blurry pictures, OP.

This is so simple.

Go on Craigslist and go to the pet section. Adopt every cat and dog you can find and proceed to fill up the apartment with these animals. Don't clean up after them.

They'll be out in no time. And then you can roll around in their shit like the pathetic excuse for a man that you are.

Seriously, grow a pair.

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At that moment I knew I no longer wanted to be with her. It wasn't her... It was him. I looked into his eyes and I knew at that moment what to do. I had never kissed a man before but it just felt natural. Out lips locked and she watched in a rage of confusion.

>>727159502
What do you mean, grow a pair? She broke up with me before she fucked him.

It isn't cheating.

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>>727159550
I then did what I can only describe as blowing my love onto his face

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C U C K E D
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>>727159565

Coming onto 4chan with your bullshit problems. The fact that this is the place you turn to if proof that you're a failure. Why would she want to be someone so pathetic?

>>727159626
You're here too, faggot. Don't even think about acting all uppity while you're on this board.

>>727159565
Yeah but if you don't like it the first time the ex rolled in you should have best the ever living piss out of him and told him to get out of your house then he might have some reservations about getting tangled up in your business

>>727159332
How big was his cock?

Could you see her tits, pussy, or ass?

OP prove you even took a blury photo. BULLSHIT

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>>727159565
OPs just a stupid bitch who didn't get his name put on their lease as a co-owner.

>>727159332
Wow what a cunt. Sorry OP.
You must be a bit of a fuckin beta though tbh.

Go in there mid fuck, kick the shit out of her ex whilst hes still naked, drag him outside and tell him if he comes back in that you will fucking kill him.

Whenever you cunt of an ex tries to speak to you or touch you, yell in her fucking face for her to shut her cunting whore mouth up.
Ise force to push her away if you like. Dont hit her though, real men dont hit women.

But using neccessary force is ok. No real alpha male would sit there and cry whilst she fucs someone in your house.

Stop payong your share of rent.
Move out asap.
Shes dumped you and fuced her ex in your house for the same reason that yu sit there and accept it.

You are pathetic beta. Its not oo late to make the change

>>727159332
>literally too socially retarded to just find someone and bang them instead
I didn't say "her", because as always, OP is a faggot.

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OP you know what to do

>>727159332
This is really sad to hear OP... going through something like that would probably make me go insane, play music as loudly as possible or something, if she wants to do anything she wants because it's her apartment, then you can too. Do whatever you can to ruin their life, hide food, piss on the toilet seat, hell, why not move everything you own that you don't use often to a parents? I presume you have couches and shit you can take away, just anything to ruin them...

Low quality b8. Sage

>>727159742
>how big was his cock
>his cock is literally in Op's image

can't fix stupid, dumbass

>>727159711
>>727159914
My problem's not really with her boyfriend though. She's free to be with whoever she wants, I wouldn't want to get the shit fucked out of me for banging someone else's ex, because frankly nearly everyone has an ex. I can't help being jealous, but it doesn't seem like the right solution to be a dick to this guy.

I'm not in much a legal or financial position where I can get back at the person who's actually hurting me. Being able to kick her out would bring great satisfaction, but I'm just not going to be able to make that happen.

All I can do is sort out my living situation and get out of there. But I can't help how much it hurts to know someone you loved is just getting off on making you miserable? How come I loved her so much when she was such a heartless person all this time? What did I do to make her want to toy with me like this?

I'm all mixed up and I feel like getting violent is just going to make things worse. But I don't know what else I want to do in order to get my manhood back.

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Women are whores. Get back at her by bringing some slut from a bar home and fucking her while your ex is in the apartment. Stop being a cuck.

>>727160280
>guy comes into you house and fucks your gf whilst your cry like a bitch in your room
>my problem's not really with her boyfriend though

How beta can you be?
Id do the same if i were your gf.

>>727160280
Find someone more attractive than her to fuck. Act amicable to her, but don't back down.
Thats how you get your "revenge". Do better, and absolutely take the higher ground (or at least ACT like that's what you're doing).

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>>727159332
>The headboard of my old bed is right up against the same wall the headboard of my new bed is against

So, take away the bedroom wall and you literally had your head within arms reach of both of their heads all night and you've been listening to it? How the fuck could you listen to that all night without completely losing your shit?

>>727160280
>all you have to do is become his friend. you do that and i guarantee it will drive her insane.

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>>727160443
>if i were your GF

>>727159332
Guys got a nice dick. No wonder she went crawling back.

>>727160443
It's a tough mental line I'm walking there. On one hand I feel like "alpha" dickheads who claim ownership over a woman even when they're no longer in a relationship with them are not the kind of person I want to aspire to be, but on the other hand he's also being an alpha dickhead who's not giving a shit about my situation either. So either I let one dickhead win or I be a dickhead myself.

It's not that his behavior doesn't bother me, I just don't want to be that kind of person, I wanted to be the bigger man. But really, it just makes me that much more pathetic to both of them.

I was raised to believe that sticking to my principles is what made me a real man. But that's not how it feels right now.

>>727160683
>i wanted to be the bigger man.

You arent, thats why she dumped yu for him
Keke

Fucking newfags

>>727160535
I did completely lose my shit. I've been weeping like a grandmother all night.

My heart is broken. It's clear to me now that breaking it was her intention.

Fucking trash the place, I mean destroy it, even your shit. Then go elsewhere even if it's on the streets fuck that bitch. If you legit want her back you're sick, plenty of loyal down to earth bitches out there

>>727159332
Frankly continuing to live with your ex is just a retarded move. You gotta get out of there.

Wow. You realize his dick is enormous right?

>>727160683
>actually given advice repeatedly ITT
>completely ignores it
>goes and cries in his room, complains about what others think of him
You don't want people to solve your problem, you just want people to fucking agree with you and justify your actions.

Well, it's up to you. Do you want to solve your problem or do you want /b/ to be a fucking yes man? Because I can guarantee, you're more likely to find your ex waking you up with a blowjob tomorrow than have /b/ laud you.

>>727160773
>weeping like a grandmother
Can't say I've ever heard that expression before.

lmao who cares about principles if they are doing anything they can to drive you crazy to get you out of there. "principles" dont matter when you're getting emotionally fucked by a girl you love. she doesnt respect you, why should you respect her?

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I feel your pain, Op.

My wife is a fucking insatiable whore and I would divorce her if I could afford it. She doesn't work, so I would have to pay her alimony and she knows it. Last week I came home on my lunch break and walking in on my wife with her hands cuffed behind her back and cum all over her face. The bedroom window was open and I saw a two half naked guys running away in my back yard.

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>>727160935

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>>727159332
My sides actually hurt rn

>>727160935
Your fault for letting it go for 5 years without recognizing.

>>727160994
huh?

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>>727160683
>I just don't want to be that kind of person, I wanted to be the bigger man.


Too late OP, you the "Little Manlet"...

Go get yourself a helmet

Easy. Use all of your inner strength to ignore and cope (Seeing as you're pathetic piece of shit an alcohol might be needed). Then become bros with the ex bf.

>>727161084
That isn't Op. I didn't post that.

>>727160868
There's been some good advice, some shit advice, I'm going over it and thinking about how to best approach it taking it all into account.

In the meantime I'm mulling over what happened and my own personal attitudes. I'm not asking people to agree with me, because my own view of myself is changing. I guess I'm just trying to settle, sort of talking to myself out loud while I figure it all out.

I think it's helping.

>>727160972
That'll be the cancer you didn't know you had until now.

>>727160935
>>727160957
>implying you aren't just LARPing your degenerate fetish online
kys cuck

>>727159332
>>727160280
>>727160935
>>727160957


>All this made up bullshit ITT

This thread is pathetic

>>727161083
5 years are required for alimony to be needed is the law where I'm from. Unless you live somewhere that's "marriage = 50/50", in which case fuck that shit.

>>727160280
>>727160683
>>727161169
Who the fuck is this guy? Op here, this isn't me.

Alpha solution
Find the sluttiest girl you can and bring her to your place. And make sure she's hot. Watch your ex fucking climb the walls. Don't be a pussy and bring some good Christian woman home either. The sluttier the better. Even a hooker will do

Just go in naked next time, and give it to her in the breeding hole she is having.. have a good cum in her will the the ex is getting sucked too.. after that he will not fuck her with your cum in her..

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>>727161201

>>727159332
Fake and stupid

OP what you should do is sell her shit while shes gone. go to a hole in the wall pawn shop sell her shit get easy $$$ put some of your valuables in a storage unit(that way it makes it look like they went through everything), go back to your apartment make it look like a break in. report it and just decide to move out from there. trust me, ive done this before.

>>727161286
What kind of meta bullshit is this?
This is the real OP. This isn't me either.

Why the fuck are people pretending to be me?

>>727160280
>>727161286
>>727161286
>>727161286
>>727161362
None of this is me.

This is weird as hell.

>>727160773
Eurotrash detected.

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Kill them both and burn the place to the ground. Never look back. Problem solved.

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>>727161421
I'm pretty sure OP just left after posting this copypasta and everyone else is just trying to get some unresolved issues dealt with by piggybacking on the attention it got.

>>727161362
Who the fuck are you two faggots
I'M THE OP HERE

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>>727161515
Sure you are.

OP here, I didn't post this thread. None of posts here are from me.

>>727161286
Fuck off. You are not Op.

>>727160935
Any more of this story I saw thread couple days ago but 404 before anything besides those 2 pics and little story

Would the real OP please stand up?

>>727161169
What do you want?
Revenge? Do active things that show her you don't care about her.
Resolution? Realize that her behavior makes her someone who isn't even worth caring about enough to want revenge.

There's your advice.

>>727161577
Fuck off, I'm the op and I don't even remember typing this

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>>727161214
>>727161215
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
If you don't like fake, bullshit stories, what the fuck are you even doing on /b/? LARPing is what this board is for you fucking moron.

>>727159332
Stale pasta.

>>727161675
PISS RIGHT THE FUCK OFF IN A BUCKET
I AM THE REAL OP AND I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER STARTING THIS THEAD AND TYPING THIS

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>>727161675

>>727161663
THAT IS NOT OP

I'M THE REAL OP

>>727161251
I live in New Jersey. We've been married for 6 years.

New Jersey only recently changed their alimony laws and I'm not familiar with the new changes. I've been resigned to my fate after the paternity test revealed both of our children are really genetically mine.

Either the real OP left a long time ago or his stuff is just mixed in with everything else and he's very confused.

>>727159332
POST FAKE ITT

>>727160896
Apocalypse Now.

>>727160836
It's not that big. It's about 6 1/2

trips determines the real op
I'll prove it to you guys that I'm the original poster.

>>727161806
Then worst case, you're only resigned until they're 18. That's still finite.
Beat case, you read up and it's in your favor.

>>727161821
Real OP here. A little confused but I guess this is just the shit /b/ pulls.

>>727161894
Fuck off.

>>727159332
Eminem - Kim, full blast. Roll out the room with your machete then slice n dice.

>>727161894
Fuck off already I'm the real op
Although I have no memory of even starting this thread

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>>727160935
>>727160957

It sucks to be you, but I want to be the lover of a cheating whore so god damned bad.

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>>727159332
Do this to her boyfriend in his sleep. That will show him.

>>727161966
Maybe you have multiple personality disorder. That would explain a lot, actually.

>>727159332
Dude iam so pissed and my heart feels broken while i read this, i hope for you that u will get over this situation and i try to forget your story becuz it will fck up my day thinking about this...

>>727161966
Dubs confirms it

Guy here is real opie

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I want to have sex with Mari.

>>727162130
OP says trips confirm it here:
>>727161894

I'm OP

Kill them both with their backs turned and show us their severed heads,
With a timestamp

>>727162198
It doesn't work unless you're the real OP. Which is me, you fucking faggot.

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Why does everyone want to be a massive faggot so badly?

>>727162212
Rolling for this

>>727162198
Until trips are rolled, >>727161966 remains the confirmed opie

>>727159332
every time they start yell "is fuckboi finished i'm trying to sleep" hopefully the ex will punch you, you get a restraining order order on him.

>>727161286
>>727161362
>>727161421
>>727161515
>>727161566
>>727161577
>>727161600
>>727161648
>>727161675
>>727161770
>>727161821
>>727161894
>>727161957
>>727161966
>>727162375
>samefag trying this hard to get thread screenshotted

>>727161507
Nope, I'm still here. They're fucking again. I think she's being intentionally loud because she knows it fucks with me.

Who in the hell fucks for 9 hours?

I'm not OP.

>>727162535
Me neither.

>>727162535
Me neither buddy

>>727162489
You planning on implementing any of that advice you got, not OP?

>>727162593
I guess so

>>727162593
yeah, I will. now I have to go, my ex girlfriend's boyfriend wants me to make him a homemade breakfast.

>>727159332
Surely this thread is just B8?

>>727162640
Cool. Don't forget to timestamp the decapitated heads when you post a thread later.

>>727162662
What he won't expect however is that his pancakes contain a special ingredient.
It's a cream of some sort

>>727162748
Op here
Currently cooking my special pancake batch

>>727162678
As opposed to the others?
Seriously, I'll never understand the disdain you newfags express for bait on a board dedicated to baiting.

What the fuck are you even doing here if you don't like bait? It's literally what this board is for.

OP here, and I'm a massive faggot.

>>727162868
/b/ is for /b/ait

>>727159332
Pathetic beta cuck. Be a man and waltz in there, break the other guy's legs, and make him watch you rape that cunt. When you are done and they are both laying there crying and bleeding, grant them a slow painful death. Then dump their corpses in the most embarassing place possible for them to be found. (guy behind a gay bar, whore in some alley with a sign saying 'please fuck my worthless corpse, you homeless pieces of shit' But no, you don't have the balls to actually be a real man

Go to the store and buy a bottle of Nair Hair Remover and dump a solid amount into her shampoo bottle and enjoy the results in a day or two when she washes her hair.

>>727162933
OP here. I don't remember typing this but can confirm it's true

>>727163009
Nair has a pretty distinctive smell. If she has ever used it before, she'll notice it in the shampoo.

>>727163009
Buy it with cash, throw away bottle after use, throw away the shampoo bottle you added it to, no reciept. This childish shit can absolutely end up in court if you are stupI'd about it. Otherwise great revenge.

>>727159332
life is just not fair. why should my dick be so small ? why me ?

Get him to punch you like the one guy said.

Restraining order - and stay like nothing happened.

>>727160280
is your penis smaller or bigger than the other guy ? if smaller, that would really hurt me

>>727163588
That isn't Op. It's some faggot who hijacked my thread.

>>727160443
That isn't Op.

>>727163588
If he wasn't smaller than the other guy, this probably wouldn't have happened in the first place. Just saying.

>>727163722
Wait nevermind. My memory sort of came back and I managed to remember that I typed this

>>727163722
>>727163755
>>727163844
Dubs speak the truth.

>>727163844
kys

>>727163844
Dubs confirm memory return

>>727159332
Sounds like me and my ex, now current. Except her ex isnt living with us. She tossed him out when I moved in. Or rather when I moved some of my things there. I'm keeping my apartment too. Its like 2 blocks away. Its like my gaming room, but a whole apartment.

Her ex was nice according to her, but possesive when she would try and go out and neglectful when she was home. Apparently he was also a chump at sex and didn't like going down on her.
Fucking fool

This, children, is why you pay your own fucking rent like a real man. That way you can kick your bitch ex out.

Serves you right that she's putting you through this. Your best option is to find another apartment and leave. Don't tell her. Just pack your shit and vanish. Then go party and move on with your life.

>>727165486
Nobody can fucking afford to live by themselves. Not even married people.

You live with you mom.

Like the last 2 posters here said: either move out or move back in with your parents

>>727159332
Man steal and sell all the mobilia in the house and get the fuck out of that shitty situation leave her in the apartment alone without nothing

>>727159332
You shoulda given her a hard as fuck uppercut to the lower jaw while she was sucking him.
Force her to bite his dick right the fuck off then hold he mouth shut along with her nose and scream at her to fucking swallow it.
Then tie them both up amd keep them that way for the next 24 hours.
His dick would have been digested by her body smd she would be ready to shit it out bybthe time you let them both go.
Get in a good raping on her while yer at it too.
That would have been the sweetest payback anon.
Worth every year of jailtime. Every dollar of dammages.
And every last fucking red penny of any kind of fines.

You would have had the satisfaction of hurting her just as badly as she emotionally gutted you. And neither of them would be the same. Sex would have been ruined for both of them. For life.
His dick bitten off and digested by her. The mental and emotional scars would have been beautiful
And for her the mental and emotinal scars of being forced to bite off and swallow a dick that sue just fucked and then digest it even.
Oh god yes. Oh my fucking god yes!
The street cred alone.
Nobody would ever fuck with you in prison for that shit.
And nobody would ever fuck with you in life ever again.

>>727168676
I think it's rather obvious that he could kick Op's ass.

why dont you fuck someone else in your room

>>727160280
thinly veiled cuck thread

you said it yourself you dont wanna be with her, fuck someone else or get a bunch of escorts. do whatever it takes to make her feel uncofortable to gtfo outta the house since both of you pay an equal amount.
whatever you do dont fucking leave and stand up for yourself

>>727168676
edgy

>>727159332
You can just hit her you know fag?

OP just got cucked

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>I love a girl that likes to see me suffer to the point that I'm crying like a little bitch.
I found your problem. Nothing left to do now but kys.

>>727159332
Kill her and post the pics on /b/

>>727162489
Piss in a milk bottle or in something you think they will use in the morning when they get up I did it in a milk carton once when my ex did something similar to me, would also fuck her best friend in her bed. Once she came home at 3am with her best friend crying because the dude she was cheating on me with slapped her and expected me to basically come crawling back to her fucked her out of spite then told her I've been fucking her best friend ever since the breakup and that I've been using her room to do it. She left that night, and now I'm engaged to her ex bestfriend.

just poison them, no one would ever know man.

pussy

>>727159332
problem is easely solved - if you live under somewhat modern and legal standards, there is a contract.
If its your name on that contract, it means fuck all if she "pays her share". you can evict them both.
If you do not have a contract (you are mainly an idiot), or if both your names are on it - move your ass out.
It sucks, but thats how it is

>>727159332
lol, they were too loud while she was sucking his dick?

>>727159418
This. Have some respect for yourself. Beat his ass and tell her if he comes around again, you will beat his ass again. If she doesnt like it, she can move out. Quit being a pussy

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yeah I'm not buying the story, OP.

>>727174253
the second option is more likely going to work out best.

you can't actually kick someone out of their house in the US. you can evict someone, if you are the landlord, but that takes a while. if you are a tenet, and she is a tenet, you have no legal leverage over the other person to get them to leave.

>>727160280
You're not a beta, you're an Omega lmao

Grow a fucking pair and leave, no point in sticking around where you're obviously not wanted and not needed, especially if you weren't willing to fight for her if you liked her that much.

Advice doesn't matter though since OP is the ultimate Omega bitch who's ready to suck the new boyfriend's cum out his ex's ass.

>>727159332
You need to murder them with an axe... tonight anon

>>727174860
well, i am unfamiliar with US law regarding renting of apartments.
But in my personal experience (when i kicked my cheating ex out) - she had nothing she could really say, since my name was on the contract of our rented apartment..

But if you/he moves out, make sure your name is not on the contract, becouse then the landlord would anyway end up with making you pay the money.

>>727159332

just ignore her. She's getting off on torturing you, in her mind you did something that made you deserve it. Don't give her the satisfaction. Find a new place to live. Stay at a friends or your parents house until then. Don't tell her you're moving. Just talk to the landlord and move out while she's at work.

>>727159686

Seeing as how I've never been left by any of my girlfriends, you're the true faggot who can't satisfy a women. To the excruciating point where she moves in her ex and lets him wreck her for you to hear.

Yes, browsing /b/ is deadlock proof of being a failure. You should do the world a favor and just kill yourself. Kill yourself in the apartment and let them find your useless body, that's good revenge right there. And you'll be doing the world a service.

Or you can kindly ask if this ex of hers is willing to fuck you in the ass, you seem the type.

>>727159332
How big is your dick? Look at dudes dick. Its like 7inches with great girth. That could be the reason...

>>727175683
>all I have to do is ignore it
>all I have to do is ignore it
>all I have to do is ignore it

fuck it. time for a long winded post to display how superior I am.

I don't know how you cucks do it. Even if the dude was twice as big, I would pull him off and attempt to beat his ass. Then unleash verbal rage on the whore. Just "accepting" that disrespect.
Wtf.

>>727159332
there's no law that forces her to be a good roommate, and no law that force you to be one. Just be a shitty roommate back.
No law about washing dishes, hear loud music when she sleeps, or flushing the toilet when you take a shit. Try bringing home loud whores (she will clearly be upset). Just be an asshole.

>>727175683
None of your girlfriends have left you because they've all been fucking around behind your back.

>>727175988
>"accepting" that disrespect
>potentially doing something criminal

meh. there's too much to worry about in life other than bitches and your pride.

no point in getting arrested for her. Idk man, try to find someone else to be yours or move out if you can

that sucks you got a 2 bedroom and signed a lease with your gf. I'd never sign a lease with a woman

>>727159332
I would kill them

>>727161693
lol ur a fag

>>727173795
I actually feel the white trash through my screen