NZ/New Zealand thread.

Why are IDs even gone?

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Hello, boys!

>tfw it starts to rain just as you get ready for a walk

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>>727150945

>>727151146
cuck

Taking my mum out for a bite tomorrow at some fancy 'artisan' bakery.

Jealous?

>>727151240
Woah, you're cool.

>>727151341
>cuck
watties

>>727151146
Hey, cutie. You not got an umbrella or a coat?

Roll call.

Where you posting from tonight?

>>727151534
Dunners reporting.

>>727151503
>or a coat?
I have chest hair.

I was thinking of putting on a rubbish bag and pretending I'm Adele.

>>727151534
Wellingtub

>>727151615
>chest hair
That certainly gets me all hot and bothered...

>>727151402
sorry let me clarify.

>you are a cuckhold

>>727151886
Go on...

>>727151901
Tell me why I am oh anon.

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>>727151901
>cuckhold
>cuck
>hold

>implying he likes to hold cucks
k

>>727152154
ha...ha...

>>727151901
Remember when calling someone a fag was the worst thing you could call them. Boy how things have changed...

>>727151240
>>727151901
>cuckhold
Kek what a retard.
You've been using the world cuck all this time without knowing how to spell the full form of it.
Pathetic.

Sup fuckers

>>727152593
Somehow I get the impression you're secretly keen as to suck a dick?

>>727150945
>>727150945

Season 3 of brooklyn 99 came out on NZ netflix today

>>727152345
Those were the days.

>>727152809
faggot

Anyone got pics of highschool teachers?

>>727152866
dubs dont lie

>>727152866
Lol anon

>>727153030
college*

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>>727153030

>>727151901
>cuckhold

honestly just kys please

Anyone noticed some Asians have super strong NZ accents? What's up with that? Faking cunts

Any CHCH cunts

is there even an nz vola anymore??

>>727153694
They do it to 'blend' in, to appear just as Kiwi as us.

Indians do it too but they use slang instead of changing their accents.

>>727153789
Indians don't make an effort to fit in here.

>>727153855
That in no way refutes anything I said in my post.

>>727153855
Yeah, I like how they don't give a fuck about how they talk

>>727153855
they dunt speak new zealand proppoley.

>>727153999
rekt

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David is gay

Hey boys lol Ravi here hows it going haha

>>727153855
Cigarettes kill 5000 NZers a year, and one or two Indians get bashed a year during robberies

>>727154035
Lol k

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invercargill lol

>>727154059

Fuck off ravi

No one likes you

>>727154059
Is Ravi a girls name?

>>727154132
Same, warm night huh

>>727154120
Whose the guy with the tats? Looks hot af.

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>>727154059

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Mercedes Bryant Hit me up.

>>727154278
where she from?

>>727154278

You look like youve been hit too many times already, with the ugly stick

Nz chch here

Rolleston Christchurch

>>727154278
Does every white person have that fucking picture on the wall

Kiwi recently moved to Asia.
How fucked is the country since I've left?

>>727154507
She's got Maori in her.
White people have the framed posters with shit like:

>Laugh Often
>Love Family
>Be Free
etc

>>727154568

Its actually got better since you left

>>727154568
Gotten way better since you left.

hi where can i buy cigarette? i am on holiday and i see people smoke but nobody sell cigarette? do i buy from overseas?

>>727154507
>white person
>>727154735
>White people
I have a map of NZ on my wall with the words:

MINE written on it.

Dunedin reporting, not a bad day, tad bit hungry but will wait for morning, i guess.

>>727151534
the fucking fantabulous city that is... dunedin. /s

>>727154740
>>727154779
Brutal.

>>727153769
Just make one people will show up

>>727154863

Are you not eating because you are poor or just disorganised?

>>727154943
I am eating. just have a fucking fast metabolism.

Sup niggers I am super depressed again so I am back. Nothing is interesting to me and I want to die :^) I'm fine though.

What have I missed in the last couple months?

Ok /b/-tards.

Who here can tell me the best place to get bongs in the Hamilton/Waikato area.

I've only got a pipe from a mate, but its pretty average.

Where can i find a pure gf lads? Tired of these loose hoes aye g.

>>727155024
Welcome back, motherfucker. We're all still the same. Pull up a chair and smoke/drink the sad voices away.

>>727155024
>What have I missed in the last couple months?
You haven't been gone that long.

>>727155047
Any smoke shops around? There's two here in Tauranga.

>>727154507
19.95 at the warehouse

>>727155047
1. Get a Waikato bottle, a blow torch, and stainless steep pipe and something to act as a cone.
2. Gently heat up one point of bottle until it is orange almost red in that single point.
3. Push pipe through.
4. There is no step 4, you made your own bong and it's badass.

Is there a better place than nzgameshop to buy vidya?

>>727155129
Taurangas fucked

>>727154809
Cigarettes are illegal you need to find a ciggie house.. ask the closest friendly maori and he will help you.

>>727155222
Pirate Bay.

>>727155301
>buy

>>727155093
Your local primary school. If youre lucky there might be some left...

>>727152765
You're fucking with me . . .

>>727155360
lol its funny cuz video games are for kids! xD

>>727155405
Huh? Talkin bout hoes

>>727155426
Fuck the GST and import tax in this kike ass country.

>>727155605
We here on 4chan don't tolerate that kind of antisemitic language. You should leave.

>>727155258
Don't listen to this, cigarettes are fine unless you smoke them literally right in front of a cop. And usually its the Chinese who run ciggie houses
>just act confident and don't ask for change

>>727155211
No no no

1. Grab waikato
2. Drink waikato
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 unill there is no more waikato.

To be fair I don't smoke weed coz work tests. If work didnt test i probably still wouldnt. Know waaay too many mongo cunts

>>727155884
>Know waaay too many mongo cunts
Yeah and weed is the cause of that because no mongo cunts only drink and smoke no weed aye you mongo cunt?

>>727155047
Go to a head shop (the old legal high stores) or a hydroponic shop.
Get a glass one that's easy to keep clean

>>727155047
>>727155211
http://www.shosha.co.nz/glass-herbal-pipes/257-beer-bottle-wwood-cone.html

>>727155884

I work for one of the largest listed company's in NZ.

We have random testing.
Still smoke, have yet to fail once.
Also, if you do fail, its more of a "You should stop, here are some steps to stop" kinda deal.
Wont lose your job unless you do it on site

More Dunedin reporting. Taking a break from Europa Barbarorum 2 to get some fried chicken. Living the life

>>727156529
Fried chicken gets delivered now, wtf you taking a break for mang

>>727156581
because night and day chicken is best fried chicken

>>727156529
>fried chicken
nigger detected

>>727156528
>one of the largest listed company's in NZ
The Warehouse?

>>727156753
>hurhur only niggers like fried chicken
Fuck you. Chicken is delicious.

>>727156753
nigga me and the boyz are gunna fucking track u down, hone is fucking it student, u gunna get doxxed cunt

>>727156756
>Warehouse
I aint stepped foot in a "The Warehouse" in like 4 years, fuck that.

>>727156967
fuck you I got a micro USB cable for 3 bucks today. Fucking steal

>>727156790
your niggerism is showing

>>727156528
Fonterra?

>>727157077
Neg.

Fletcher Building

>>727155850
>>727155258

Buying tobacco in New Zealand 2021

>>727157123
Ah, of course.

Show us your legs.

>>727156080
Fuck off cunt. Im not ripping drinks during my lunch breaks or every night, fuck, not even every weekend. Your probably a mongo cunt that gets blazed every day.

>muh weeds its natural
> its not even addictive, but i do it every day

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>>727153789
Why are Indians such pussies?

>>727157484
How about replying to what I actually said instead of sperging out?

Pathetic.

>>727157484
Because you aren't doing that no one is and because some people are addicted to weed everyone is?

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hope you guys are keeping your bums clean like good little twlnkfags

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>>727157776
He's realized how holy and pure he is because he doesn't smoke weed.

>>727157484
Typical drunk, can't handle his booze so gets aggro.

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>Christchurch

Fuck i'm late.

>>727157484
honestly instead of smoking weed everyday and wasting away in your mum's basement, why not do something with your sad life?

Pathetic!

>>727158087
>Pathetic!
Lol was that meant to be in reply to my post? >>727157776

Too fucking drunk to even post properly. Fuck sake.

>>727157776
>Splerging out then getting slurged at, them claiming splerge highhorse

I know plenty of pisshead cunts and plenty of mongo cunts, I work in an industry saturated with them. Theyre as worse as each other, but theres way more mongo bongos, then there are pissheads, and id definitely say my bias for dislike is due to the whole illegal factor.

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>>727158087
Wow you sure showed him lmao

>>727158426
no

>>727158457
>Splerging out then getting slurged at, them claiming splerge highhorse
Lol, yeah, ok.

>but theres way more mongo bongos, then there are pissheads
Of course because, as we all know, the social harm of cannabis, which is in the hundreds of millions (if you present to ED high they'll include you in the 'harm costs) as opposed to the billions for alcohol means nothing because of your anecdotal larping!

>>727158457
reeeeee gubmint says it's illegal so i dun like it >:[

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>>727157570
And can someone tell me why indian guys have a habit of standing in groups in the middle of a busy footpath?

chur cuz

>>727158926
indians clearly have no idea of western societal norms, hence the rape, sexual harassment both irl and online, street defecation and lack of basic hygiene skills

>>727158926
They are challenging you to a fight. You have to rip off their turban and stab them in the anus with a Kirpan. It shows dominance.

>>727158944
chur dubs

Can anyone find any images of a hot maori woman? I have been trying for like 40 minutes on google images and haven't found shit.

>>727159022
>hur durrr indians poo in the streets
> Indians don't shower hurrrr
>indians have no manners hurrrrr

Pathetic!

>>727159311
You're right. Indians are pathetic.

>>727159307
Google "Beth Heke"

>>727159311
>Pathetic!
Don't take my thing, cunt, come up with your own.

Preposterous!

>>727154059
Ravi pick up your fucking phone from the phone shop where I work already you scum

>>727159658
>actually thinks he owns a word

Ridiculous!

>>727153769
b0bnd3vw

>>727159766
Never said that but you just completely killed it now.

>>727159766
>Our govt. has been bought and sold.
>We're being lied to daily.

Outrageous!

You ever get so emotionally lost that you just turn the music up loud and start crying?

God, I'm a loser. Someone show me a good time or end my fucking existence already.

>>727160212
Yes. But what music my guy?

>>727160212
Are you me? What are you jams friend?

>>727160013
>being this butthurt

Pitiful!

>>727160284
>>727160262
Playing through Rated R by Queens of the Stone Age at the minute. You guys?

>>727154035
Awwww ive fucked the girl on the left, great lay

>>727160212
Fucking hell, you really want that attention/sympathy huh?

>>727160407
Home, like no place there is, by the hotelier always makes for good crying.

>>727160447
It's more a combo of typing things out so they don't just loop in my mind and drive me insane and looking for some kind of conversation to distract me from things, but thanks for your time

>>727160511
Nah you've been given heaps of help in these threads about how to try get a handle on your depression but you don't want it.

>>727160212
Do you like boipuss, cos I can show you a good time

>>727160506
Is it sad? I've pulled it up but I'm in the mood for loud noises at the moment
>>727160576
Who do you think I am?

>>727160212
post dick pic pls

>>727160407
Re-listening to Section 80 in anticipation at the mo

>>727160635
Not that loud, but emotionally charged.

>>727160576
There is more than just one depressed person on the internet dude.

>>727160729
And tbh if you're not at least a little depressed what are you even doing here?

>>727160635
>Who do you think I am?
You know.

>>727160729
Wow no shit Sherlock.

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ban the jew

>>727160768
To fucking right my man
>>727160823
Why do you always act like your talkign to same person then dipshit.

>>727160923
Agree.

>>727160978
+1

>>727160966
>Why do you always act like your talkign to same person then dipshit.
Because I can tell who posters are by there posts, dipshit.

>this isn't the first time you've been told your attention seeking and that you ignore actual advice and help

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>>727160662
:^)
>>727160663
Not my kinda music, but Kenrick is alright. He carried the fuck out of that No More Parties In L.A. cover he had a verse in.
>>727160685
I'll save it for later. Cheers for the reco though, I like seeing what people share on here.
>>727160823
>>727161049
You think it's Guy?

>>727161049
>there
Their*

I'm not Anonymous5

ok girls please show your fannies and your butts

>>727153713
Yeah brah, Burnside here.

>>727161278
mods he is under age

>>727161132
Oban here. haate this island so fucking much

>>727161555
Sounds kinda interesting. I'd like to visit.

>>727161132
>>727153713

>Spreydon

>>727161737
>>727153713
>>727161132
Riccarton - t1mm3h

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>>727161637
youre gay

>>727161840
Thanks

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Anybody know her? First name is Tia

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>>727161278

>>727162008
Tia Droopytits McFrogface

ur welcome

have I mentioned that kiwi women are fucking hideous beasts yet today?

>>727162008

>her

>>727162171
kek.

>>727162060

I want to see those droopy tits

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>>727162039

>>727160446
ash?

>>727161555
Do they even have weed there?

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>>727162008

>>727162872
there's lots of weeds in my garden lawn

>>727154240
Too warm

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G'night, kiwis.