Kirby just ate you! What power did he get?

Irritable bowl syndrome

kirby is now black

>>727149705
Kirby now steals bikes

Std

Kirby can now proficiently dance on a lifeguard stand.

Chronic masturbation

depression

>>727149619
crushing depression

>>727149619
a fucking cold
what an idiot

>>727149619
morbid obesity.

The ability to stay awake until he gets hallucinations (so around three days)

>>727149619
alcoholism and anger issues. winning?

>>727149619
He is now a hairy 6'5 nigger hater

He can now jump walls and fences

Autism

>>727149619
Depression and Suicidal Thoughts

Perpetual anxiety

>>727150023
Me too.
Also depression

Homosexuality

Furry fetish

Kerby now has an opiate dependence

>>727151026
topkek

Premature Ejaculation

Depression

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Crippling Depression

Kirby is now a depressed nigger.

>>727151874
Kirby's turns to stone and falls all the way to the bottom of the screen

The power to get dubz

>>727149619
alcoholism

Racism and mediocre guitar skills

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>>727152009
The power to not get dubs.

The ability to manipulate teenage girls with severe daddy issues.
>A gift and a curse...

>>727149619
Autism

>>727149619
>all these Facebook maymay faggots
Jesus

Hepatitis

god your powers are all just depressing and ilnesses. Atleast he gets a 10 inch cock from me poyo

kirby has a dick now that's for sure

>>727149619
Kirby gains the power of just enough awareness to determine his problems but not enough to fix any of them.......

Kirby gets mild Autism

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>>727153503
Kek, Diphillia

>>727149619
A scat fetish

A 1" penis

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>>727153656
Did someone say scat?

>>727153590
:(

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Existential nihilism

He get Nazism

>>727149619
Crippling depression

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>>727149619
Obsession with celebs he will never have a chance with and sick dance moves.

Kirby is now an edgy fag

>>727149619
Blitzkrieg!

>>727149619
ADD

>>727149619
Kirby now has two days to live.

>>727155092
God i wish that was me

>>727149619

compulsive masturbation

>>727149619

kirby now has the incredible power of poisoning everything he touches. good luck fagget. you are going to die alone

>>727149619
Anxiety and depression

The power of disappointing his parents

>>727149619

The ability to quote Shrek 2, word for word, including the songs.

>>727149619

The ability to overload his brain by overthibking simple interactions with women

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>>727149619
HA HA kirby, now you're a neurotic cyborg enjoy:/

crippling arthritis