What is the GAYEST thing you have ever done?

>>727143130
fucking a dude in the ass

>>727143382
Damn that's pretty queer.

>>727143515
no homo bro

>>727143130
I mean, I've sucked a dick or two in my lifetime

obligatory "Posted in this thread" joke

>Gayest thing I've ever done was birth another man's babies

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No fucking clue, I've done a lot of gay shit. In fact there are plenty of people who are convinced I'm actually gay.

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I mean how can you NOT wanna pound this ass?

>>727143840
Chances are they're probably right.

Let a marine suck my dick once. Couldn't stay hard =/

Got fucked by a tranny hooker

>>727143840
Hilarious as my name IS Derek.

i ride in the back of a soccer mom van wearing khakis :/

>>727144094
Are you the guy that got raped by the tranny hooker he found on Craigslist and then cried the whole time?

When I was about 5 til about 9 years old, my cousin and I would suck each other off just for fun. Not that we could cum or anything yet, it was still just fun. Was also doing this with one of my best friends

>>727144407
No but I know that greentext. I just found one on erostranssexuals. Wasn't a bad experience.

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>>727143130
One time my m8 and I went to a rave and he ended up getting so high on ecstasy he made out with a Tranny an obvious man-turned-female. I didn't tell him till after.

Sucked and swallowed a classmate in Job Corps based on a game of Smash Bro's that I threw on weekend pass which led to dozens of blowjobs in the dorm after.

lurked /b/

I sucked my younger (19) year old cousin's 7 inch dick and let him use my ass and mouth as masturbation toys

>>727143130
Went to lunch alone with a male coworker. He paid.

Fucked and sucked a tranny

>>727145042
That's not masterbation

I've vaped a few times. Easily the gayest thing I've ever done.

>>727145877
Kek

>>727143130
Commented in this thread.

Sucked off my brother

>>727143130
had dreams about jacking off with a classmate
wanted to jack off one of my friends that seems sorta feminine/closeted gay

the gayest thing ive physically done is tried to kiss one of my friends. but that was a joke

>>727143816
lol wow that's emasculated as fuck

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>>727143130
>What is the GAYEST thing you have ever done?

I bought a Miata

installed grindr and met up with a dude to try giving a blowjob

fell for the "just the tip" meme and got raped

>>727143130
Cuddled with my best friend when we slept in the same bed. It was cold that night and it was pretty nice.

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>>727143130
I sucked a dude's dick to pay off my drug debt.

Probably let my bf cum in my ass a bunch of times. I also wear make-up a lot so that's pretty gay right b?

>>727146796
wtf that's gay as shit
pics of cum in ass?

Sucked off my neighbor and swallowed his cum when his wife was gone. Luckily we moved shortly after or I'd probably still be on my knees

>>727146788
Oh and fucked my ass with a dildo. Couldn't stay hard but I'm glad I did it. Probably wont do it again but good experience.

>>727143863
I doooooooo

>>727143130
y'all are way gayer than I am, holy shit

I've made out with a couple guys, fondled a cock here and there.

You guys are like "I let 35 guys blow their loads on my face". Cripes.

replying to this thread

>>727143130
replying to this thread

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>>727146904
Nah but I have this
Fucking terrible picture tho

>>727147268
That's really hot, more?

>>727143130
I start YLYL threads then post bananas when they get good

>>727143130
are traps gay?

I've sacked a cute Asian guys dick then let him fuck me in the ass. When I was 17 I met some 50 yr old guy on Craigslist and jerked him off till he came. I'm bi and only had a few gay encounters. I'm looking to get fuck in the ass but I'm worried about getting hiv cause faggots are dirty

>>727143863
Easy.

I'm not a faggot.

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>>727147336
Ok

>>727143863
i'd be ballsdeep in it if it didn't have a dick
and i'm straight

>>727147523
you from mass?

>>727147143

as weird as it sounds, I think making out with a guy is way gayer than taking loads to your face

you could take loads to your face and kinda detach yourself from it - not being into it

you can't really detach yourself from making out with someone

>disclaimer: all I wrote is theoretical pondering as I never took a load to my face and never made out with man either

>>727147600
Nope midwest

>>727147481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmi3x-Ar86Q

>>727147601
K faggot

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>>727147601
I suppose so. Suffice to say that gay is gay, lol.

I'm fine with who I am. Took a while, but I got there.

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>>727147571
You post so much stuff on here lad. Pink UK flag & bad dragon dildos right?

You're hot as fuck anyway, post on /cute boys/ nd zeemaps so I can see if you're close and hit you up. Ya homo

>>727147571
I just jerked it but this pic is making me super horny Jesus chirst you're sexy

>>727147895
I'm already on there but no lewd is allowed since I have bf
>>727148000
Whoa what are you, gay?

>>727148108
Lol bi

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>>727143130
>be me
>graduated from college
>at work for about 9 months
>on my first buisness trip
>staying at the a Fairfeild in
>there for a week
>first two days I meet this total fag at a bar across the street
>hes pretty cool also on business for work
>I figure why not have a friend for the 10 days im here
>after like 2 days its pretty clear homo dude likes me
>At one point he has his hand on my leg at the bar, im pretty drunk.
>Tell him im not into guys
>he very calmly says "are you into getting head"
>So I let him give me head like twice a night for the next week
>Bang him in the ass the last night
>no kissing or anything, he just sucks me till im hard, then lube in the ass and fuck

never spoke to him again, now married. That faggot fromt he Fairfield in had tighter ass than my wife.

Vaping

>>727143130
I went to a trap's house for a blowie thinking it would be passable enough in a dark room. It was calling me papi and trying to make out with me so I basically got molested and couldn't even get hard so I went home but felt less gay after no response to it.

>>727148396
Already said nigger

>>727148108
Fairy nuff, hehe. All the best boys have BFs now, I enjoyed the idea of having a few hot fuck buddies but it's hard to maintain with people having their own lives ect. Plus my emotions still get torn.

Why ya posting lewds here still then, just tryna keep a fan club going?

>>727148347
my dick is hard

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Fucked this guy while he was on dope for $100.

>>727147571
>>727148108
you should post more of your filled up ass tho

>>727148743
Gra-ta-ta

Uh regularly meet up with a guy I met on craigslist, who locks my dick in a cage weeks at a time, then dress up as a girl with wig, mini, skirt, corset, and make up, meet two guys at a hotel, who tie my hands behind my back, strapped on my rig gag and blindfold per request and double fucked me, one came in the very back of my throat, the other up my ass, inserted a butt plug so the cum didn't fall out, went back to my master, who made me eat the cum, and fuck my ass with a dildo so I could cum, but edged me and denied me telling me I wasn't a good enough slut this week, had to spend the rest of the night chained in a cage, collar, big plug almost as big a my fist, cock cage, and a dick gag that's thick so I was chokeing and gagging all night.

Apart from that I'm actually completely normal, and casually date women.

>>727148493
Idk I'm bored. Posting pics is an OK passtime
>>727148938
Don't have any other pictures with bf yet

this

>>727149084
i'm sure pics without bf are hot too

>>727143130
Kissed my best friend in the mouth to gross him out but we just laughed our asses off afterwards i've know him sinceros we were kids so theres a lot of trust between us he knows i was just fucking around

>>727149167
Since*

Drove around the city and sucked three different Craigslist cocks in one night. Swallowed for all of them of course.


Also been fucked and cummed inside of.


Sucked a lot of craigslist cocks, but not in the same day like that time.

i suck my best friend cock and he told me i do it so much better than his gf he is like 8" but i can deepthtroat him the first time he cum in my mouth, after that first time he avoid me for a few weeks then one night he come to my place and i suck him again and i let him fuck me and cum inside of me, i have a gf too but i really enjoy suck his big cock he can make me cum when he fuck me and i dont even tocuh my dick is best sex i ever had is so intense when you cum with a big dick inside of you.

It's not gay if the balls don't touch.

>>727149156
True but I'm too lazy to post

>>727143130
my friend once showed me his dick through his t-shirt....and more than once i'd watch porn with friends and family and jerk off in the same room. once back to back

>>727149918
you should get spitroasted for bad manners

>>727150166
Gayest thing I have ever read in my entire life.

got fucked in the ass
but I would do way gayer stuff
i would go into an orgy being a bottom
hard just thinking about it

>>727150276
Hell no

Are any of you fags on PrEP? I'm thinking about getting on it but I'd like to hear about it from people that are currently taking it.
whatisprep(dot)org

>>727150608
I'm not clicking your link. You explain it. The onus of research is not on me.

>>727150720
PrEP means Pre-Exposure Prophylaxis, and it’s the use of anti-HIV medication that keeps HIV negative people from becoming infected. PrEP is approved by the FDA and has been shown to be safe and effective. A single pill taken once daily, it is highly effective against HIV when taken every day. The medication interferes with HIV’s ability to copy itself in your body after you’ve been exposed. This prevents it from establishing an infection and making you sick. It's not even a shady link you nigger

>>727150411
Sooooo you're settling down with cock ringed, Scandinavian dude?

Thought you homos would enjoy the idea of getting multiple hot cocks & cum

>>727151019
Or, you know, just don't be a raging faggot.

>>727151072
No that's terrible. I'll stick with one partner at a time and be loyal to them

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Used to be that guy that loved cocks but hated "men" attached to cocks.
Now completely different. Love cocks but love ghe guy as well. I fantasise about sleeping with men, kissing them passionately, loving them even. I want to feel their hard bodies on my soft skin. I legit want to make love to men.

Physically, nothing cool. Sucked off a really phallic looking thing, gagged a TON, made a huge sloppy mess, rubbed my face all over said mess, felt like a complete and utter cock slu, while having some hard clothepins on my nipples. It was great.

Still love girls though.

>>727145877
That's gay af

>>727145877
Goddamn. That's depraved.

>>727151019
You could also use a fucking condom and not be a degenerate sexual deviant contracting terminal diseases and burdening social healthcare systems for your irresponsible and reckless behavior which payed off in 3 seconds of feeling good.

You shitlord.

>>727151207
Fuck trusting someone else. HIV would suck.

Send naked photos of myself to older gay men

>>727143863
Because the whole concept is nasty ... my face is all squinched up just thinking it ... making me feel sick ... that's why

>>727151389
>>727151423
Lol I still use condoms retard, this is just an extra precautionary thing. Cause fuck getting hiv

>>727143130
Lost a bet and got fucked in the ass by my gay friend

Joke's on him, he was putting his dick into a straight man

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>>727151223
I respect your commitment then, just thought you'd be more promiscuous but that's my own perverse ideas getting ahead

Still, if you wanna play let it be known and I'll bite

>>727143130
Cried watching " Field of dreams".. oo and "Frozen"

>>727147601

If you have to do all these mental gymnastics and rationalizations about faggotry, you're pretty much a faggot.

And afraid of it. Nut up, you queer. Do like Daddy does with your ass and own it.

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>>727151599
Goteem

>>727151664
get a pass on Frozen, the other one = gay

>>727144198
well that makes two of us

>>727147601
youre not weird bro
kissing a guy would be gross
>and super gay

I cried in front of my (ex)group of guy friends years ago

I still do a full-body cringe and audibly say "OH SHIT" to myself anytime I remember

Met one of my high school teachers in a bar we made out and I blew him in the alley. Went back to my place and let him fuck me. It's funny cause he is married and his wife was another one of my teachers. He left /b/4 I woke up :(

>>727143863
because im not a mentally ill faggot?

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>>727143130
>sucked dick
>kissed men
>fucked guys in the boipussy till i came inside them

Am I the gay? Also going to fuck a transboy tommorow and suck his dickclit.
Any reason I shouldn't engage in this degeneracy?

>>727151655
Nah man that's some slut shit. And even if I was into that I'd have a really hard time finding someone I was even attracted to. Just glad I found a nice bf and I'm going to keep him

>>727152260
C-Cute!

>>727152350
I guess it is

>>727143130
Dressed up as a trap and had a dude on Craigslist fuck me

>>727143863
>wanting to fuck that
>not wanting to get fucked yourself
What're you, fucking gay?

>>727143130
sucked a cock once. Enjoyed it, but realized i wasnt attracted to guys. Just sucking the cock was awesome. I would totally do it again on the regular, but im seriously not attracted to guys at all. Dont think i could find anyone to just let me suck them off from time to time without wanting anything more. No relationship. No buttsex or reciprocation. Just want to suck real cock, but dont want to be gay.

>>727145877

fucking faggot!

>>727143863
Because I want my ass pounded.

>>727146570

that's pretty fucking gay

>>727143130
Called a 55 year old guy daddy as he shot a load in my ass.

>>727152645
Are you me. I guess you could try and fine some "straight" guy who feels kinda the same

>>727146974

weird. ive done that too and feel the same way.. I fucked my ass pretty good with a dildo, but i was completely limp and not really getting much pleasure out of it. Just wanted to see what all the hype was about. It was extremely MEH. no desire to do it again and it leaves me really confused about why some people like it.

>>727143130
Sucked a dick when I was like 9 (he was 9 too) Wasn't sure wtf I was doing.

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Voted for Trudeau.

I've made out with other guys. Me and a buddy jerked each other off. We also blew each. I have fucked two guys in the ass. I have never been fucked though although I want it.

As a joke I printed out a picture of my friends face and jizzed on it took a pic and sent it to group chat

>>727153129
Hot.

>>727153129
Ever thought about maybe experimenting a bit with toys ? I'm considering it to see what the buzz is about.

me and a friend jerked off watching porn together, we were super drunk. Thats about it, but id probably do more if he'd let me

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Jerked to DDD

Got my dick sucked by my best friend who came out to me at a house party. We made out a bit after. Next day told him if he told anyone what we did I'd kill him. He cried and we weren't friends after. Pretty bad blow job too now that I think back.

>>727152928

i might be you or you might be me? holy fuck!

no, but seriously, that just seems really complicated and hard to do. Like its not worth the effort to try. Even though i completely enjoyed it and would love to do it more, its not enough of a feeling to deal with all the collateral that goes with it.

I once fucked another guy in the ass, and then sucked him off until he came in my mouth

Sucked my mom's boyfriends dick. They broke up a couple months after. We've met up twice after that. The last time he fucked me in the ass :/ not really into it anymore. I have a gf now. :\

This thread is fucking gay...

what's gayer /b/? Getting a blowjob from a tranny, or blowing a tranny? I've done both and don't know how to feel about it kek

>>727144094
That's not gay

>>727143382
Did the balls touch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2DHV_SZ1zw

>>727143130
I want to get fucked out and about like that.

>>727143130
throughout elementary school i would make these organized squadrons of girls and chase guys

coincidentally i'm a fag

>>727154161
The least gay thing would be swallowing a thicc moist log from a trannies turd cutter

>>727144733
is this my bro

>>727145877
dead

>>727146377
a joke, you say?

>>727143130
I;m not a gaylord like you faggots. Go kill yourself u unnatural fuckers.

>>727154481
this is kenny vs spenny

I was smoking weed with a dude I always do drugs with and he wanted to do that shotgun thing and after we did it he kissed me. It was awkward as fuck obviously and we pretended it didn't happen.

>>727147601
if you're overthinking this much you probably gay

>>727148437
"it" kek

>>727151989
damn i wish that was the gayest thing i've ever done

>>727154161
Feminine penis.
Not gay.

the gayest thing i've done as of now is reading these and projecting all of them onto this straight guy i'm into kek

>>727154601
damn

>>727154652
nice

>>727148949
ha

>>727144198
You look super cute with your wranglers on

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>me 7
>at friends house for sleep over
>find one of his dad's porno mags
>see chick getting ass fucked
>we both get hard
>spend next hour pretending to be guy and girl
>take turns peeing in each other's ass
>been bros ever since
>have never talked about it

>>727143130
Fucked a guy in the ass once, but he was French... so I'm not sure that counts.

>>727155597
It doesnt

I fucked some chip right in the pussy at Uni. Is that gay?

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>>727148347
pls anon... encore encore , best thing i read all night

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Love me daddy?

Put a friends dick in my mouth when I was 8
Still regret it, at least he did it too, so no one can reveal the secret

Played soggy cookie with my lacrosse team and I lost...... I get hard whenever I remember eating it.

>>727143130
had a two year, very sexual relationship with a Trans-friend that started in our last year at school

>>727156372
Did her dick taste good?

>>727155682
Good to know.

Ate cum out of a pussy.

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>>727157231
Now that's gay!

>>727157158
Yeah it tasted great. She was a clean freak so she was always clean. Her load was never very large but tasted good most of the time. She had more precum actually. Ask me anything?

>>727143130
>>727143130
When I was 14 went to military school. There was this kid there about a foot shorter than everybody, used to make him suck my dick in the vending machine room while everyone slept.

>>727157445
It was my own.

>>727157457
ever get creampied by her?

>>727158428
We tried once but she could never get it hard for and extended amount of time. That took all of around two minutes, and a really violent vibe in her ass to get her there. Although before hand I had fucked her ass for 50 minutes.

>>727158881
hot

>>727143130
stuck a finger in my ass when i was jacking off once. not sure if gay, can someone tell me?

>>727159251
It was.

I sucked 7 dicks in one night through a gloryhole

>>727159323
think about it, the only way that could be more gay is if it was a dick. you are 90% gay already

>>727159323
You're a fucking faggot dude

>>727145042
As long as you didn't make eye contact, it's not gay.

>>727149348
Aren't you worried about aids?

I got a question for you psuedo-fags, as in str8 guys who occasionally have sex with men.

Do you have sexual contact with men for the attention? Do you have sex with other men because you are lonely, and feel ignored?

>>727160838
Having sex with men is just way less of a hassle. You don't even have to speak to fags, just say you wanna fuck and they're up for it

Cried over a woman.
Yesterday.

Tell me whats more gay:

A) Fucking a Ladyboy
B) Trying to fuck a "normal" but getting only half your dick in

>>727151989
Who is that

>>727160838
>Attention
Check
>feeling lonely
Check

Furthermore:
-less of a hassle
-lack of female sexpartners

asked my brother to finish on me after blowing him, I however was a kid then. recently sharpie pooper.

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>>727152260
even if i have to kill him

>>727154652
YOU prentended it never happened, meanwhile he thinks it was one of the best gay things hes ever done

>>727160838
I am Bi and only have sex with males because I am attracted to the individual or if they are Trans.
I will chase any sort of pussy down.
The feminine form gets me hard the masculine form doesn't.

anal with a chick

me and my friend used to suck eachother off when we were about 6. one time his mom caught us and just told us not to do it again.

also had a threesome with him and a girl in an abandoned apartment's patio closet.

still not sure if i'm bi or straight though.

>>727143130
Me and my cousin touched our penises when we were 11 and 13 yo. It's shame af.

>>727143130
Eat my cum

does getting molested by my uncle count

Ejaculating onto my own face, and making a profile on a gay hookup site

>>727163858

You gay piece of shit. Of course it does

does molesting my nephew count?

Got blown and then fucked several twins and traps up the ass.

>>727160838
I prefer pussy but there's something super boner inducing to completely emasculate a little faggot bitch with your dick. To make them moan and beg like a woman for your cock and cum.

>>727153117
topkek

got paid to suck or be the fucktoy of random guys while i was student to pay studies ...

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>>727143130
Got fucked in the ass a few times, sucked dicks, fucked other men, kissed other men, cuddled other men, used dildos to jerk off, rimmed out a guy once which was horrible but ate my ex gf's ass a while ago which was suprisingly really pleasant.


Im a filthy bisexual so no suprises

>>727145102
topkek

>>727146795
pay your debts nigga, good job
proud of ya

>>727146904
meta gay right there

Sometimes my friend pays for me whenever we go to a 7/11
Pretty gay lmao

>>727148743
shit tattoos

>>727147601
There is nothing gayer than a dude blowing a load on your face. Flopping his dick on your lips and nose.. calling you a greedy faggot.. asking you to beg for his cum like a bitch. But yeah i could see how a kiss is gayer than that

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>>727143130
>when i was like 12 me and a friend used to jerk of eachother almost everytime we were together, we even did it in a pool right next to his parents once

>dry humped my dad when he was sleeping but im prety sure he was awake and he let me do it, i was like 15 or 16

>>727151989
seen this pic yesterday on /b/

>>727165293
Really ashamed to admit it but i jerked off next to my sleeping dad many times bacuse we were forced to sleep in the same bed and if i got up and left, it would wake him up.

Had to pay a shit ton of medical bills once. Could barely afford rent but had no money for food.

Friends offered me $100 each if i sucked their dicks. I did it and swallowed. I made $500 in one fucking day. Shit was crazy and i was able to get back on my feet.

Stopped as soon as i could. Except ONE time afterwards where one of them offered me $300 (he was a rich military fag).

>>727165241
In a sense, it's more that having genuine romantic feelings for another man is more gay than just having sexual interest in another man.

>>727165456
i mean i used to jerk off with my dads underwear, did your dad ever caught you?

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Kinda thinking about asking my friend if he wants to turn our chill smoke / movie nights into cuddle with each other..maybe trying experimenting.

>>727143130
I jerked a dick. It was mine.

Licked a guys shaft while it was going in and out of my wife.

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>>727152645
Keep looking, I always have fantasies about casually getting head from my bros or mutual play.

>>727165809
Sometimes when hanging out with my best friend I kinda hope he'll start coming onto me, getting touchy-feely and flirty with me, etc. And the thought gets me all turned on, but I'm sure that'll never happen, so I just end up sitting next to him with goosebumps, my heart pounding, and a semi, while he's probably just completely oblivious.

Nothing gayer than that feeling. I'm not even that attracted to him, I just want someone to fuck me and I'd rather it be someone I feel comfortable with and trust, and he's just kinda the first person who comes to mind.

Ate a female coworkers pussy after my boss had cum in her.

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>>727143130
My name is life and i fuck you in the ass everyday

I can understand why gay dudes feel super attracted to straight guys. It's how I feel about fuckn lesbians. No better compliment to yourself than making someone switch their preference for you.

Me and my best friend stood and jerked off to a Playboy centerfold, side by side. His dick was bigger. We were both rock hard.

>>727143130>>727166270
I wish a gay dude would hit on me. I'd love to give it a try sometime

touch my dads dick

>>727143130
>sucked my best friends dick while I was hammered drunk and he was passed out drunk
>stuck an 8"x6" dildo up my ass just to see if I could
>other misc shit around 5th grade with friends (sleepover/truth or dare) type shit

I sometimes feel gay feelings towards twinks but other than that I am not turned on by guys

>>727166137
Also if you were sitting next to me with an obvious semi, could help break the ice.

>>727165832
FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

>>727166602
Hope it turns out well for ya. My friend currently lives with his girlfriend so I don't think I'll have the same luck. I wouldn't want to be responsible for him cheating on her anyway.

Though she did straight up say in front of both of us that if he had any interest in messing around with the same sex before he was exclusively hers, and he said no. Feelsbadman.jpg

Pretty sure she sensed there was something about me and essentially did that for my benefit. So she's cool. Don't want to get in the middle of that.

>>727143130
Gindr anyone? I downloaded it but it seems sketchy. A lot of convo - do people actuallt hook up?

>>727166852
Thanks, who knows...life may throw you a curve ball opportunity with your friend.

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>>727143130

Went to a a 42 year old faggot's house after chatting online and dressing up as a little girl before being tied up and gagged while fucked in my 19 year old ass

We used condoms but he left me tied up for a few hours after having his way with me

pic not me but kinda related

>>727143130
Used to visit the Adult Bookstores and lurk the gloryholes.

>>727143130
>be me
>am girl
>was young 11-14 years old
>be curious about sex
>make out with girl for "practice"
>make out with 2 other girls at the same time
>make out with girl in closet (lol)
>grind girl and scissor
>never talk about my experiences again
>be an adult now
>am 100% straight
>never kissed a boy
>am too shy to talk to guys
>will most likely die a virgin because of my autism

>>727145877
My nigger!

>>727167183
Greentext one of your glory hole encounters, always been curious about how things go in there...

Jerked it on cam with other dudes and traded pics

>>727167403

I prefer fish to sausage as well

>>727143130
>watched gay porn occasionally
>imagined going to a gloryhole to get sucked off, knowing full well it'll likely be a dude doing the sucking
>actually considered getting sucked off by a "curious" dude
I'd pick a(n eager) woman over a(n eager) man any time, but after 5+ years without sex and continuously exposed to traps and the concept that both traps and twinks are all cock-hungry powerbottom nymphomaniacs while women (read: ex) appeared to hate sex and being invisible to women altogether, the prison gay thing started to seem interesting

>tfw high libido gf now
I barely dodged a bullet there, if I had met her a few weeks later, my gayest experience would've been a blowjob from a guy.

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Going home with this from an adult store and, then ride the rainbow.

>>727153998
Age?

>>727167403
tits or gtfo

>>727167733
they should have had the blue at the head, for better design aesthetic

>>727167828
I prefer the red hot cock head personally.

>>727167403
tits or fake

>>727167403
failed normie story
proud of you

>>727167828
But then there would be no blue balls joke to be made

>>727143130
One time I was you

>>727167704
Cams? How? Where?

>>727167929
bad for depth perception

>>727167403
Million ways to get dicked down without having to socialize irl.

>>727168010
Chatroulette
alldicks.dick

>>727143863
The only way this would be more alluring than a woman would be if the woman is a reluctant dead fish in bed and never in the mood, while a guy like that is eager, active, and insatiable in in wanting to get pounded by me.
Any other time, woman >> man for me.

Sucked off a buddy of mine from 7th grade until we graduated.

posting in this thread.

>>727168117
equal proportions?
balls touch?

>>727167608
>be me in 1990s
>college degree, professional
>late 20s, kids, dead bed marriage
>hornyasfuckallthetime.jpg
>fapping no longer cutting it
>can't risk an affair with a normie woman
>need anonymous sex
>too poor to afford nice escorts
>don't wanna chance street hookers
>visit Adult Bookstore for first time during lunch to fap to porn vids there
>recall: this is 1990s, not much good fap material online yet
>in Adult Bookstore
>mindblown.jpg
>autism triggered
>stick to mostly fapping in my own booth for longest time, weeks, months
>first time the "finger poke" in the hole, I know what to do, instinctively
>ignored up to now, can't stand "not knowing" anymore
>unzip myself
>put my dick through hole
>receive blowjob
>mindblown2.jpg
>better than any blowjob I've ever gotten from my wife
>one time: I think there were two guys on other side of wall
>their technique is absolutely-fucking-mindblowing
>one time: I remember nearly passing out from my orgasm
>never done that with wife. Ever.
>"The Addiction" is set in
>Of course.
>"Have to" see what it's like to suck cock
>AtMyWorst.jpg moment: sucked 3 cocks in <15 minutes
>I just stayed in one booth while guys rotated in/out
>They'd unzip
>I'd go to work
>Each guy dumped his load in <2 minutes
>Women are right; dudes are all premature ejaculators

Ton more stories. More? More detail? I feel degenerate now sharing it.

>>727168010
Skype, dick(.)net when it was up

You just gotta look around fam

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>>727167403
>>am 100% straight
>>never kissed a boy
>>make out with girl for "practice"
>>make out with 2 other girls at the same time
>>make out with girl in closet (lol)
>>grind girl and scissor
>>am 100% straight
>100% straight
Sure thing, dyke.

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>>727157158
>her

>>727168283
tl;dr

I cried after breaking up with a guy

>>727168462
Literally the gayest thing in this thread.

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>>727168325
ya got me

>>727168283
yes please brother

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I let a gay guy blow me once when i was drunk

>>727168283
Well there you go, semi's there, keep going bud.
Ever got fucked through one ?

>>727168325
YASSS

>>727168782
>Ever got fucked through one ?
No. But, eventually, I got tired of the public aspect of it. Feared getting caught. So I eventually went online to seek men. I started to crossdress for my motel meetups.

>>727168071
plz tell how senpai I need to know!!

>>727143130
Fucked a girl with my penis.

>>727168914
cuckhold

>>727144407
i love that greentext

also i got head from a trap in south carolina for a good couple of hours in a public park around 3am was legit she'd tried her ass off

>>727168936
Frankly, it's so much easier for a girl to get laid than it is for a guy that it's deeply insulting for you to even complain about your situation. And women wonder why men come to resent them once they understand how life works.

>>727144343
Fucking queer

>>727169168
I don't know, a lot of "gay" dudes are just like girls - they want to be chased and made to feel special before taking cock

>>727160838
Sense of (physical) desirability for me.

I could make friends no problem, easy.
No woman ever showed sexual interest, even ex gf hated sex all 5 times in 3 years she reluctantly went for it.

Too much time on 4chins implied gay guys were eager for cock 24/7 and much less picky. Add too much exposure to traps and over time twinks on here as well, and pseudo-faggotry became an interesting possibility.

If I ended up encountering an eager gay twinks before meeting a woman to sate my need for a sense of physical desirability, I definitely would've gone for sex with them, but they're rare

>>727168904
Welp....More gh stuff then.
What was the biggest cock you ever sucked? Ever had them dirty talking to you through the hole ?

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Came to this webm 3 times in a row
HNNNG

I sucked a dogs dick

>>727169471
green text it bro?

>>727146570
thats gay af, you won the internet

Opening this thread

>>727149167
you didnt stop there, it was a joke when he put it in your butt too huh?

>>727169449
>Welp....More gh stuff then.
>What was the biggest cock you ever sucked? Ever had them dirty talking to you through the hole ?
I don't ever recall anyone "talking dirty" in a gh situation. There's a one-inch thick wall between you. So...

Although, sometimes, the guy would want to come over into my booth. I didn't like that. It got all "touchy-feely" and I wasn't into that at all. I just wanted to suck a cock. Get that out of my system, so to speak.

Biggest cock sucked? I dunno. Too long ago to recall. Maybe a nice 7-incher or so. What I mostly recall now is the feeling--the sense--of the cock head leaking right before ejaculation. It's a distinct time. The hole is leaking, the head gets a little more engorged. Porn stories do get that right, although they exaggerate of course for effect/impact.

So, I could always tell when the guy was gonna cum, so I'd give it extra effort sucking him and keep pumping my face onto his slicked-up rod, making sure of tight suction in my mouth, so that when he came he would drive his cock deeper into my mouth when his ropes of hot, gooey cum spurted.

Something like that.

>>727149902
as long as you dont make eye contact.

>>727151207
THIS

>>727169890
Good lad, diamond now.
What was the best of the best bj you had?

>>727168515
I know. Not proud of it.

T.bi-fag

>>727169002
>trap
>she
pick one

>>727144343
spells mum wrong yeah you are gay

>>727169995
indeed THIS
kek

Fucked a pino crossdresser while on a business trip to Dubai. (He worked in the hotel I stayed in)

>>727170040
>Good lad, diamond now.
>What was the best of the best bj you had?

As I said earlier, but here in more detail: One time I put my cock through the gh, and what transpired after that was for me pure bliss. I do not know now if there was one or two guys over there, but it felt like two to me. I could not get a clear view through the little peep hole to see. And I actually didn't care. What this guy(s) was doing to me was absolutely out of this world. Long, deep strokes with his mouth onto my cock. I'm average, maybe 6, 6.5 on a good day, but he was taking me all the way down. I'd never had that done to me before. Wife didn't really even like giving me bjs.

In the booth it felt like he was working at pistoning my cock while the 2nd guy played with my balls. With his tongue or his hands I don't know. I just recall now that it was the most heavenly feeling ever. Much better than pussy, for sure.

I didn't last long that time. He/The two of them were working so skillfully, I do recall that orgasm. My fucking knees were knocking into the wall, I was trying to hold onto the wall so that I wouldn't collapse on the floor.

It's quite the feeling to just stand there and do absolutely NOTHING but enjoy your sexual experience. With my wife it felt like I was always "on" and always had to "try" and always had to give her "the time she needed" to get warmed up.

In a gh, you just put your rock hard cock in the hole and bingo--it gets sucked. Professionally. I can see why guys turn gay.

Men giver better blowjobs than women.

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>>727151590
A fag that doesn't know the HIV virus is small enough to slip through the pores of a condom like a sieve.
>Ok

>>727145877
that's nothing, I vape everyday, all day and I make my vape were a condom, because I'm not catching Human Infectious Vaping (HIV)

>>727170541
what do you do with your hands when you're getting gh action

>>727170807
>what do you do with your hands when you're getting gh action
Your entire stomach area is pressed up against the wall, so your arms and hands are just kind of off to the sides, if you know what I mean. You're using them for balance against the wall, more than anything. I'd occassionaly have to stop to put more quarters in for vid. I liked watching the movie in my booth while getting the bj.

This action was all 20+ years ago. Don't know what it's like today.

>>727170975
Sounds kinda awkward but informative, thanks anon

>>727171244
>Sounds kinda awkward but informative, thanks anon
A little awkward, yes. I mean: it is an awkward position with your weight pressed into the wall. yw

I eventually tired of it and turned to crossdressing and doing motel hookups with men. I'd wear the sluttiest lingerie, the whole thing, stockings, garter belt, bustier, high heels, wig, long fake nails painted red, jewelry, lacy gloves. I looked like a real slut dressed up. Not passable, but that wasn't the point.

Gave some dude handjob.
The dude was me though.

>>727168975
in the ass?

>>727171491
kek, look at this fag.