Could Justin Bieber beat you up? Answer honestly.

No.

maybe, Im not sure
Ive been in quite a few fights but idk how many he's been in
Strength doesnt really mean shit in a street fight

>>727142427
>Strength doesnt really mean shit in a street fight
OK, Faggot

>>727142287
He could jump up, grab my balls and swing around.

>>727142287
yep, i'm steel a teen he's old af

>>727142427
He has been training boxing.

https://youtu.be/3v9Rvyka150

Yes as I'm in a wheelchair.

>>727142287
No. Those are also not suitable bag-gloves.

There's no way I take punches quite well + I hit like a train ++ If it was bieber I was fighting, I would fucking go insane like imagine, you get the oportunity to beat the shit out of him in a ring where you can possibly kill him with a good punch without consequences.

>>727142582
Guess you've never been outside.

>>727142678
From watching half that video I know the answer is no. He keeps his left hand down and telegraphs. His speed isn't too bad, but it doesn't look like he has any power behind his strikes. Plus he looks afraid to get hit. Maybe in a few years he'll get good, but right now he's shit.

>>727142287

I'm a 6'4 310kg guy. Don't think he can.

If Justin Bieber punched you in the stomach 50 times, would you die?

>>727142287
I hate to admit it, but almost certainly.

I'm 53 out of shape and was a smoker for 35 years.

>>727142960
How do you not telegraph? Started hitting the punch bag a few months ago, pretty sure a beber would kick my ass

>>727142287
no. justin beiber could not beat himself up.

>>727143019
he would say sorry before then

>>727142287
I'd let him beat me up. Then I'd sue and get rich.

>>727143263
But then you would be known as the only person to get his ass kicked by Bieber.

>>727142749
Kek

>>727142287
Yep except if you give me a bow

I once entered a Toughman contest in a Coliseum with about 10,000 people. I got my ass kicked but I never fell. I just stood there and took a pummeling. Beiber could not take me down.

>>727142678
Why is he using the pawing jab stance?

>>727142287
Dunno.... little faggot has just enough crazy in him that he might go apeshit and do some damage.

I haven't been in a lot of fights but if the other guy gets me mad without putting me down I stop fighting to win and just aim to hurt him as much as possible.

That little character trait ended my boxing career early

I've got 9 years of juijitsu and done months of training with USACS so I'd love to beat the fuck outta that snowflake

>>727143147
You know how you wind up for a punch? Feet, hips, arm then punch? Well to not telegraph you do it reverse. Throw you punch and follow it through with your hips and then your feet.

Bruce lee was big on not telegraphing and there's a good video demonstraighting it on youtube, I forget the link or title but it's with Michael Jai White and Kimbo slice. White basically teaches kimbo.

>>727142996
Don't think you quite know weight mate. 320kg is ridiculously heavy. I weigh about 93kg and I'm 6'5 and built. Sure you don't mean lbs?

>>727142937
OK, Faggot

>>727142960
True.
He consistently keeps having to reset his left arm to jab. I don't know why he keeps his left arm down if he's going to do this.

That kid is a little bitch. I would stomp him.

>>727142287
depends. how much he weights and whats his height? he looks fit and perhaps have some basic understanding of the fight but if he's a manlet it doesn't matter.

>>727144138
And it keeps him open, he just needs to practice and I'm tempted to say he needs a better coach. His coach should have been instructing him and telling him to get his fucking hands up.

Tho, honestly I kinda like the idea beiba can't defend himself lol

>>727143379
Doesn't matter. I've got no shame. Just think about all the money and free shit you'd get?

>>727142287
No, I practice sanshou

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>>727142287

I would fuck him up with my katana.

>>727144619
isn't that the chinese mma?

>>727142287
Dude honestly this kid probably weighs like 130. Ive dated chicks this heavy. Hes from canada. And hes a pop star. No he cannot beat me in a fight. Id shit on his face as he lay unconcious.

kid has no GRIT.

training boxing and implementing it well are tow different things

the videos of him attacking people just show him having a fit and throwing over the head punches like a child

>>727144463
Bieber is 6 foot, 180 pounds

He could probably punch me pretty hard but I'm confident I would still win the fight

>>727145326
More like 175 cm and a faggot

>>727142287
I'm not much for boxing but I could get inside, pick him up, and slam his face to the floor so fuckin' hard they'd register a 3.0 earthquake in China.

Does that count?

Looking at his vid of him boxing. id knock him down.

Im out of shape now but I used to train in boxing and regularly worked out till last year

>>727142287
He'd rather beat me off.

>>727143802
cheers anon, think I started it in reverse. The punch goes out and then I lean into it, I push that bag around like a motherfucker

>>727145612
He gets mo pussy for a faggot.
Bieber would beat you senseless if you said that to him.

>>727145736
Kinda let the punch pull your body behind it. Good luck with training bro

>>727142287
I'm 6'3 and he's like 5'7 and I carry a fire department issue knife with me at all times, not that I would enjoy stabbing someone or anything. Definitely my last resort. So yeah I think he's fucked

>>727142287
>6'5 265 lb
i grew up in the ghetto id demolish him no problem

>>727143609
stupid nigger

does anyone know his real height/weight?

>>727146607
>i grew up in the ghetto
why do you think that makes you tough?

hurr i grew up poor as fuck with other poor fucks so that means Im tougher than you

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>>727143910
6'5 brother reporting in

>>727146735
5'6 probably around 145

>>727146782
my bad i should have elaborated more when i said i grew up in the ghetto i meant i had to go through alot of shit with the nigs in my neighborhood getting jumped and what not so ive learned how to fight and i know how to fight in the streets
>tl;dr growing up in the ghetto near black people makes u a good fighter because ur fighter all the time

>>727146782
also why so hostile stop being a faggot

>>727142996
You weigh 618lbs?

>>727146735
He's 175cm literally just google it

>>727142427
Strength is the only thing that matters in a street fight like 90% of the time.

>>727147061
>>727147099
I grew up in the ghetto too
Ya I might come off as a bit hostile...
its true you fight a lot of niggers in the ghetto growing up.

my family and this family of niggers would put their youngest vs our youngest (me) and surround us until we'd fight

>>727142287
no. I fight MMA.

>>727142427
>>727147265
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>>727142287

his chi is weak, noodles must fortified with garlic!

Why don't you use the metric System? I'm 1meter and 89centimeter. What's that in us?

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>>727147303
Thats fucked anon
where i grew up me and my brother would get jumped because our cousin did some dumb shit and the neighborhood ghetto kids disliked us for some reason altough when we hit around 16 shit stopped because our growth spurt hit and they stood around 5'6 5'7 and the shit stopped there
>i feel your pain anon my brother

>>727142287
How tall is he? like, 5'9"? I've got him by almost half a foot, and I've got really long arms.

Nah, I don't think so... he seems like a little twerp. Pretty sure I could take him.

I'm fairly fast, know how to keep my guard up, my footwork isn't bad, and if all fails, I know for a fact that I can take one hell of a beating.

We'd have to see, but I'd bet on myself. Never know, though.

>>727142287
Nope im 6'5 170 and have also been boxing for 6 years so ya im confident he would end up sleeping for a while

>>727144547
If he mixes his jabs up then this would be fine, at least throw a flicker or two from the bottom. Any boxer who had a few fights would counter him easy.

>>727142287
He's decently muscled, but I'm also probably sixty pounds heavier than he is, and according to the internets he's only about 5'7 or 5'8. At 6'2 I've got a good several inches of height on him as well, so I'm pretty confident I'd stomp him.

There's a reason that boxing is split into weight categories. No matter what "MMA" teaches you, height and weight are a major advantage in a fight.

>>727142287
Maybe. He's got a very photogenic body, but I doubt he's seriously trained as an actual fighter. I'm 35, weigh 150lbs, have arthritis in my knees and neck, but I can still break bricks with my hands and kick to the face as fast as an average non-fighter can punch. He's still bigger and younger than me, so maybe. If it's boxing gloves and boxing rules he'd probably beat the shit out of me.

>>727147717
six foot five and 170? What the fuck, dude. You could turn sideways and go invisible.

>>727147606
are you white?
they possibly hated you just because of that

I know most nig hoods dislike whites that live there with them.

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>>727147608
anon fights beiber
>sticks hands out like zombie while leaning back head
>tries to grab beiber but he sways anon and hits anon with haymaker
>anon gets dazed and stumbles
>beiber smells the blood in the water and goes in for the kill
>anon gets kicked in the jaw and starts crying
>beiber starts screaming "FUCKING PUSSY" at anon while he's huddled up on the floor
>internet keks knowing that lanklet got owned by beiber

>>727147831
na my family is hispanic it wasnt a color thing because some of the kids were white it was more of a we were the good kids and they just wanted to fuck with us because of that
>made my brother into a savage he started weightlifting and will fight anybody now at the drop of a hat

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>>727147869
i kek'd

The Biebs is pretty amateur at best, but if it were a straight boxing match, he could probably out point and win the fight against 95% of people on this thread. Shit, most would probably gas after 30 sec, and the others probably couldn't throw a combination to save their life. . .

If it were an mma fight, a little more up in the air, as some of you fatties might be able to land a takedown and just lay and pray for your blubber to choke him out, but most of you are still probably getting a whipping.

If it were a fight on the street, 99.9% of you would probably get stomped out by his security while the Biebs doesn't even pay attention, because he's got better things to do.

>>727142287
in a boxing match? probably
in a regular fight? no

>>727147869
>>727146782
>>727145824
>>727145326
>>727144123
>>727143379
>>727142582
I get the feeling this might be a Justin Bieber fan. It's just a hunch.

>>727148012
Im also hispanic
they only wanted to fuck with us cuz we werent black
now I try to avoid fights and only do it as a last resort

those tattoos are so gay

I am too old to fist fight. I would shoot him in the face and go home and fuck my hot wife.

>>727146782
this anon is not and u can tell by our conversation
>>727147869
i did this because i was bored

>>727148120
>>727148096
This one might be him/her too

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Used to box, used to get into fights throughout education as people always had problems with me, had to fight outside of school/college too.

Bieber would be dropped before he started swinging.

>>727147869
Yeah, no. Head down low, guard up, light on the balls of my feet, feel him out with a couple of jabs. He telegraphs pretty badly, and seems like the type who would burn his energy early

let him wear himself out, then the minute he starts slowing down and lunges, shift weight to back foot, bam, right hook right on the button.

I've been in so many fights I've lost count. I've been kicked and/or stomped in the head five or six times. I don't phase easily. You don't know how much I weigh either, skippy.

Like I said, I'd weigh the odds in my favor. That being said, shit happens.

>>727147105
More like 680 odd. Dude's prolly bed-bound.

>>727148158
i haven't had to fight since we moved its still a bad neighborhood but the blacks here dont start trouble for no reason and that is 100% true blacks are the most racist people period altough growing up in the ghetto made me a racist im trying to tone it down a bit

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>>727148296
was just a joke anon relax

I wouldn't have to lift a finger, my fedora could kick his ass.

>>727148389
dealing with the nigs in almost any way makes you racist

it did with me
can't stand the negroes now

>>727142287
Na fam im black so id just whoop his ass first
but he might Judas me, classical move of the cave dweller if that comes to then i just force choke, end game.

>>727143910
No. I meant 310kg. Yes I'm that fat.

Probably not. I work in manual labour digging holes in clay earth and lifting heavy things. My body puts up with punishment on a daily basis and has for 6 years of this sort of work.

Also I fight dirty and from what I read ITT his boxing is bad.

>>727149117
Agreed but i need to set aside my hatred for nigs and chinks so i can get a job

No, seeing as I train actual martial arts, rather than a sport. And for far longer than he's been training, at that. I've never encountered a boxer I couldn't stop by kicking him in the chest.

>>727142287
i use to fuck little pussies like him in the joint

>>727142287
no but id sure let him sit on my face.

>>727149371
>actual martial arts, rather than a sport
oh boy...
what is it anon?

>>727149371
>>727149814
im ready to kek anon let us hear it

>>727149814
wing chun

>inb4 uneducated opinions and shitposting

he wont. But prolly wont either.
It be stale mate of us puffin out an stubbornly hittin each other

Why do you keep posting this stupid shit? What gives you the motivation to do so?

>>727149910
>wing chun
>not just going for Jeet kun do
you are not only retarded you are also a nigger

>>727148120
Justin Beiber shilling service. It's a thing.

>>727150193
>meme kun do

I'd tell you to kill yourself immediately but going by your choice of martial arts you're obviously don't have anything nearby that can hurt humans.

>>727149910
>wing chun
AHAHAHAHAHA
I would have at least just considered you misinfored if you said something like krav maga. go watch more movies you gentle fisting faggot

>>727150444
Post your martial art then faggot I bet its fucking gay shit like karate or kickboxing

>>727150444
What's wrong with krav maga? And what's your choice of martial arts?

>>727150408
>practicing martial arts
im not a fucking retard like u anon i keep my gun on me at all times so i dont have to flail around like an autist who just marathoned jackie chan

>>727142287
not when I am gun

then he is kill

>>727150606
Typical fat fucking american can't move their arms so physical activity is now some kind of boogey man.

I kek at your life

kek

>>727142427
Have fun getting your ass beat, faggot

>>727150679
i avidly play basketball and walk my dog everyday stop being so hurt because i called your faggy little martial arts gay
>some one us choose not to look fucking retarded

>>727142287
What is that dude? 140? Sure, it's a lean and cut 140, but that's not a lot of muscle.

Hollywood has sort of promoted the fact that a tough guy is usually played by someone slim and cut, often a tiny man. So this sort of tricks your brain into seeing that type and then thinking he's some type of badass.

Any standard gym bro that knows a bit about boxing or wrestling would crush him.

And just stating the obvious, this is Justin fucking Bieber, the whiniest and gayest male pop star to perhaps ever exist... I don't care if he's put on a bit of muscle, this dude is a fag to his core and the whole tough rebel guy is transparent posing.

If Bieber actually is *winning* boxing matches, it's because guys are taking a dive for cash. Or they simply know the reality that they wouldn't be part of his entourage (a paying job) if they didn't bolster his ego.

You cannot convince me, even if Bieber got to 250 lbs of muscle, that he's a tough guy... never, never ever. It's an act.

I'm sure he'd be the last inclined person to fight anyone. I think he'd literally ball like a child until Maurice, his bodyguard, beats down whoever is bothering him.

>>727150856
>prisonpen apehoop

What did I expect from some type of shitter that plays awful meme sports for kids? Of course you don't know shit about martial arts.

Don't know why I expected better from 4chan of all places

>>727150550
Dude, karate and kickboxing kill in a fight. Shit, any martial arts knowledge is a bonus in any fight.

People can crap on about 'oh, I train this' or 'my kung fu is better than your king fu' until they're blue in the face.

Almost any real fight 2 things really matter: numbers, and who gets the first good hit in. Anything past that is semantics.

>>727151159
>being this hurt
yea ok buddy but lets get real for a second in a street fight NONE of that shit will help u for two reasons
>one most people bitch out and forget their training
>two street fights are not fair meaning you will most likely get hit with a weapon or jumped

now if your done being a faggot please go to sleep you have to meet the other little kids for your karate practice at 8

>>727142287
Justin is in great shape I'll give him that but I feel like I could probably beat him.

He looks too small.

>>727151395
>lets get real for a second in a street fight
Oh wow challenging me to a fight on 4chan?

Fuck you're such a faggot lol

>>727151962
man u 16 year olds and that testosterone calm down and read faggot i never mentioned i or u would be fighting i dont know where u got that idea but wow all this because i called wing chun gay
>u really are a true faggot i hope u know that

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>>727151962
Topkek.... dumbass.

>>727142678
>https://youtu.be/3v9Rvyka150
lol the other guy only waiting never hit and use the left like a girl, ewwww nop he dont can fight
continues with his shit of music

>>727142287

I'm not in very good shape so I think he would win a boxing match with me, BUT, that's not the same as "beating me up", which I don't think he could do, because I'm a lot bigger than him

>>727147265
No.. not even close.

Balance, reaction time, athletecism. Assuming no formal training.

>>727147608
I don't even think he's that tall, isn't he like 5'6"? He was barely taller than salena in flats

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>>727147717
5'6" 170?? Jesus dude, are you the guy version of Eugenia cooney??

>>727154071
ngr wut he said 6'5

>>727142848
Spoken like a true bitch I bet in realetee your only 125 soak and wet and can't fi d yourself out of paper airplane

>>727154071
170 at 5'6" isn't actually a little over weight

>>727149274
I feel like he maybe able to beat you up then.

>>727142287
No.

>>727142960
its the hitman style of boxing, you trade defense for offense. with his lengthy arms and speed it works good for him

>>727142287
I'm 48, 220lbs, 5'10, been a carpenter for 30 years... no way in hell that pretty boy could beat me. Working men have retard strength.

im 6'4
280 pounds
ex military
hell no

>>727147265
It matters, but not 90%, if you were just grappling like faggots then maybe

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>>727142287

Oh hell no, I haven't trained in a martial arts dojo for 5 years and could.

It's like riding a bike, if you can't self train you ain't that good.

Also I'm over 6 foot and train endurance/resistance only, he couldn't keep up.

Never trained in fighting but have been in enough Street fights to know boxers are crap at Street fighting. You just got to grab them and get them to the floor. All they want to do is stand up exchanging blows. Grab and swift headbutt should do the job

>>727156726
not really, bjj makes a big difference

>>727142287
Arena rules or street fight?
I could win of there wasnt a judge calling me out on foul play

>>727143421
lol faggot

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>>727142678
holy shit, how often can you cross over your feet? His footwork is terrible, no firm stance while throwing a punch und all that undecisive flickering...

>>727142287
I've beaten the shit out of people that could wipe their ass with justin bieber.

>>727144138
i'm no boxer but from watching hajime no ippo about boxing maybe he's trying to do flick jab
like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nyHWRuNGfg

>>727142287
In a boxing match, I don't see him doing too much, used to box before I started BJJ, boxed on and off since I was 13, never pro or anything like that though, but I still train with footwork and my punches. In a street fight, no, my job as a Corrections Officer requires me to be ready to fight people if I have to, and I work in a good sized prison, so I do often, and I'm not dead yet. in that vid he obviously isn't serious, but he still has telling issues. Give him a few years and he may dust some of those " bro I when I fight I black out and it's over for them" douches though.

>>727142287
OP you're such a fucking fag

test

>>727142287
No.

He's way too far away from me.

strongly doubt it, he's not even strong, his beta muscles only show only bc his low bodyfat

>>727143421
fag

I weigh 62 kilograms.
If he hit me on video, grandayy would make a Shooting Stars parody of the video.

>>727160588
I'd guess so too, but he is doing a shit job if thats the case. Flickerjabs are also not a good beginners technique, because you trade in propper defence for some punches which are hard to see. They have their use but if the rest is sloppy you leave yourself open for many follow up punches, if your jab does'nt stop the oponent

All I need is durability.
Tanking shots is best.

>>727143110
oldest man on /b/

>>727142287
Sure, he'd do some damage. But I'd kick his ass. I can think of few people better to channel a lifetime of anger into pulverizing. Crazy madman with nothing to lose anger. 6’ 215 lbs brick shithouse build anger. Living the rest of my life happy knowing I'm why he slurs his words now anger.

>>727142582
I love being strong, but gotta disagree with you. I could be the strongest person in the world but it doesnt mean shit if my opponent is dancing around me like a fairy on crack, im never going to land a hit. I think speed trumps strength.

Imma 6'6" bouncer with a black belt so im gonna go ahead and say no

>>727142287
Doubt it unless he was willing to take it too far. I get the red mist and end up in full on tard rage mode; I get a bit silly stamping on faces and general brutality but I can't really stop. He could beat me if he lasted 2 minutes, by which time I'm fucked. But it's not an easy 2 minutes for some poser.

>>727165544
This is what any object of size and weight which is at hand is for. Or move the confrontation out of the open toward a wall, cars, anything which will impede his movements.

>>727142287
i would never let him near my dick. so no, he cant beat me

>>727142287
Being lean doesn't mean shit when it comes to fighting.
Go be an faggot elsewhere, OP.

No. If I ever get into a fight with him, I'm aiming for the throat when he's not expecting it. Little shit will croak when he talks.

>>727145326
kek
he's a fucking 5'6 manlet

>>727142287
Id fucking leather the little prick

Justin Bieber is that kid you grew up with that was pretty good at everything.

>>727166897
Not singing, apparently.

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I'm fat so yes

>>727167352
Fat guy strength m8.

You have the weight advantage.

I think he could. I am out of shape although I did aikido and judo for 2 and a half years but took a break for two months.

>>727142427

You would probably get your ass beaten in seconds. But that's just a probability.

The truth is that you'll hit the floor in less.

>>727142287
Doubt it... Has he ever been in a real fight?

>>727146460
Wut?
Why does it matter if it's a firemans knife

>>727169301
He got beat up by orlando bloom didn't he?

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>>727142287
No.

Why?

>Pic related

>>727142287
No I was a professional fighter got injured can't compete against other pros anymore but can certainly beat most even though I am a 24 year old has been who just started going to college and is most likely going to be a failure for the rest of my life also got fat af.

>>727142996
6'4 lying on ya back?

Im 6'4 and weigh 115kg. And ive been boxing for 14 years so i doubt it.

>>727165544
Squeeze until breathing stops speed means nothing unless your running

i have a gun
i dont have the time to get into a fight with some bitchboi

>>727142287
6'7, 230 and I do kickboxing, thaiboxing and have had a few Krav maga lessons. Would he stand a chance?

>>727165544
You need to invest in a speed bag and work on those speed muscles if you want to be both strong and quick.

>>727166139
He trains boxing with Mayweather! Maybe YOU are the faggot that's scared to fight a Biebs!

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Nah if can deliver a KO punch then I worry. I'm a fucking tank I could pick him up and toss him like a fucking rag doll.

I was division one fullback. I'd win. But he doesnt look like some pussy wimp. I'll give him credit.

>>727169301
Yes and he beat ass
https://youtu.be/r-4oGYvlyaM
https://youtu.be/GS_ywxv3uzI

Bieber would beat my ass.
And he'd whip all the faggots in this thread too.

>>727172585
Stop projecting faggot

>>727172536
You'd be surprised. He looks taller on camera.

>>727155064
is that before or after he gets caught in this fat cunts orbit

>>727142287
Possibly.
I'm not proud of this, but I've never been in a single fight my entire life. Never thrown one punch.
I would love to say that Hell NO he couldn't beat me, that faggy looking little faggot. But who knows. Maybe.

/honesty

Probably, I've only been in one fight.

>>727172918
He's not even 5'6 tho, and he has only ever been in one fight with the elf.

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>>727173071
height isn't as important as you might think.

>>727169536
30 is the new 20 at least if you take care of yourself. Hang in there.

>>727173263
True. A good suckerpunch wins every time.

He's really good at MMA too. Watch him make a big huge guy tap out: https://youtu.be/LCtHDxmOfxU

His friends are concerned for his safety, telling him "You gotta tap out!" in frantic tones. Surely that gives you some idea of how dangerous Bieber is!

>>727173263
>stillgoesforthebike.gif
from another anon

>>727143110
>>727163698
Most pathetic man on /b/

>>727142287

Yes sure, but so could all my ex gf's so I dont know if it matters.

>>727143110
Dad?

>>727173328
>suckerpunch

you need to look up what that means. it isn't a suckerpunch when the person being punched is looking right at the person throwing the punch. a suckerpunch is when you are looking in another direction and somebody punches you.

the little spic just threw such a fast punch that the nog didn't have time to react.

>>727173745
Call it a cheap shot then. The nigger deserved it though. Usually fights escalate to pushing first.

I always thought Justin B was this Cyrus cunt in a drag costume.

Either way, a fat turd can beat a pumped up idiot any day, its a matter of attitude, will (and a wee bit of skill).

An opponent in mortal fear is about as dangerous as it gets, seen it several times in RL (warzone). Forget the movies and professional fighters, they are cool and collected, RL is pure savagery.

>>727142287
10 years and counting in the Norwegian Army, but he might. I do not have good technics, and only know our own military style of hand to hand combat(aka fight for your life). Depends on the situation.

Being totally serious here.
Feel like I could actually square up with a gorilla bare hands.

So far been doing MMA for over 6years, juggling around with boxing training the last 7 years. Also adding to that my fair share of 4 years long workout. I’m 6inches and weight around 185lbs.

My speed is unmatched but on par with my lightening like reflexes.
Only have to wait for the beast to come right at me, to dodge him properly and let my fists hammer his head be his leading way left to my mercy.
I won’t let it go and should there be the slightest miscalibration, the gorilla will be done for.
Sure there will still be some pussyless life living guys that will say that is impossible.
But lemme tell you that as long as your will is strong nothing can stand a chance against you. Of course you won’t stand a chance with a skinny fat bitches body.

However, any man properly been taught the basics of fighting can win over a gorilla provided he is holding a knife.
Going bare hands may not necessarily be that much tougher but requires to develop a certain set of skills.

Possible! While I'm sleeping or not?

>>727142287
Made fun of his entire life for being a little faggot, so now he does anything remotely "manly" to try and save face. It's really fucking sad he has to try so hard, but also hilarious.

>>727142287
Pretty sure I could crush his skull like a watermelon .

>>727174689
I think this might work in his favor because he has so much to prove.

>>727142287
yes

>>727142287

he works out for show muscles not strength building

he's proven to be a bitch when it comes to cheap shots and not being able to take a hit

>>727174490
At the same time, trying to stab someone who is a lot bigger than you could end badly. Not saying it's easy to wrestle a knife from someone, but still.

>>727174490
I would love to see the 60 minute special on you after you fought .


Coming up after the break , the man who wanted to fight a gorilla, and what it's like to live with no face .

>>727142287
I am much bigger than him, I could wrestlefuck him easily

>>727174935

Son, lurk moar, cuz you got baited.

>>727142287
weighs about 40lbs less than me so I doubt it. Plus I'm not a fatty neckbeard, I have a six day workout routine so I'm confident.

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>>727174935
>I just want to tell everybody that ever since a gorilla tore my face off, I've had a new perspective on life
>I'm happier now than I was, and it took a horrible tragedy to make me see the truth about myself
>I was a glass half empty kind of guy before, but now I look on the bright side of things!

>>727174490
Hahahahaha fucking idiot you couldn't even win over a big chimpanzee. You are soo fuxkin stupid. A gorrilla is easily stong af and he would kill you. I bet youre like 5 years old hahahahahahaha

>>727174490
I'll give you a million $$$ in bitcoins if you can make a gorilla fight vid happen somehow.

>>727142287
no

>>727175763
It showed you that people really cared about you?