does she miss me the same way I miss her?
>>727141176
reroll
>>727141231
will she tell me that when she visits?
Roll?
will our friendship ever be the same?
>>727141510
welp. fuck me.
>>727141176
Will Sarah Jane Hyland be my girlfriend within the week?
Will I finally find the courage to end it all?
rolll
rool
>>727141678
What about within the next 20 days?
>>727141709
Thank you, 8-ball
>>727141784
Good....good.
Will I get a girlfriend by the end of next month?
>>727141176
Will I wake up as a beautiful woman tomorrow?
>>727141883
Will I?
will things finally go the way I want with a girl I love from now until sunday?
can I please die a painless death between within a week
does she think about me often?
She knows I care about her and everything but does she know that it's just not going to work out right now? I could post s whole list of reasons why but I'm about to pass out.
>>727142086
reroll
will it work out between us someday?
>>727142129
will we get back together in the future?
Are these threads shit?
>>727142161
good
>assuming any of this bs is true anyways
>>727141176
will my suffering end soon?
will the impossible happen by next week?
>>727142185
Oh, right, that would be an insult to shit.
....ok, roll again.
Roll for sadness
>>727141176
if I an hero, will anyone miss me?
oh for fucks sake I got 0
This shit has been keeping me awake for hours on end... why, Kek, why???
REEEEEEEEE
Will that FB twam bang me when I get back to town?
was hitler right
oh ho
>>727141176
Test
Is she gone
>>727141176
Will I get more pictures or videos?
>>727141176
does he miss me?
>>727141176
is he still with her?
>>727142578
Yes or no
Should I go to sleep right now?
Will I end it myself?
Should I fuck her?
>>727141176
She will betray me in this trip?
is whitney really an m&m?
>>727141176
She misses him?
Will she find out?
>>727141176
You lied to me?
>>727141176
She will see him this week?
Rolllllll
will she ever love me?
>>727141176
Jess wants to be with me?
does the girl at work like me?
>>727141176
Jess will betray me?
Test:
Do I have blonde hair?
should i move on?
do i have blue eyes?
>>727141176
Can i has?
Will this relationship last?
>>727141176
Did i shit my pants today
will we go out on friday?
Is there a future with her whether we become friends or stay lovers?
>>727141176
Is work gunna get canceled tomorrow?
I hate 90% of US politicians: Will Washington DC get nuked soon?
Will i ever find true love?
are you always just fucking w/ me?
Will everything turn out alright?
Will i ever be top 100 in ki?
>>727143300
Better tell me, bitch!
>>727141176
If i get fit will i get her back?
>>727143386
please tell me oh great kek, it hurts
>>727141176
Pls.
>>727143415
if i get fit and actively pursue her will she even want me back?
do i have blonde hair?
>>727141176
Is she good for me?
Will I be able to get back on my feet within the next couple months?
>>727141176
does she still have blonde hair?
do i have a chance w/ her?
is she really as shallow as I think she is?
>>727141176
She still a virgin?
Rolling nigga
did that cute girl from work have to go to the east coast because of family issues?
>>727143678
Is it that unlikely?!
80% of the answers here are bullshit
>>727143711
Shit, should i still hit it? Is she still a faithful girl?
>>727141176
Does she regret it?
does she like me?
be my master
>>727141176
Fml should i just an hero?
>>727141176
do i have it
>>727143834
Gun?
>>727143834
Suicide by aggresion?
>>727141176
Will I find a gf soon?
>>727141176
Can you bless me with luck? If so i stop drinking today as a sacrifice
should i ask her out on friday?
>>727143995
How about a toe?
do I have a chance w her?
>>727141176
Will Richie come back to me in April
will i die before 30
>>727144035
If i go on no fap right now and never go off of it will i recieve your blessing lord kek?
if i make enough money can i fuck both of these?
can i fuck Michelle?
>>727142999
>>727143999
these were both me. stop fucking w/ me, 8 ball.
Will we ever have sex?
>>727144047
Feelsgoodbro
>>727143995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rTAYYJdaaY&spfreload=10
Will we?
>>727141176
Is my ex gonna start talking to me?
do i have a shot w/ alex?
am i tard
>>727144119
Well fuck, consider my balls black and blue, thank you lord kek
>>727141176
will i lose my virginity this year?
>>727144350
wondering the same... The blonde cutie ex
>>727144628
fml should i text her when i get gud?
>>727144700
Tell me please
>>727144730
Please, final time il ever ask
>>727141176
Rollin
>>727141176
Will I ever be happy again
>>727141176
Can I fuck you 8 ball? I promise I'll be gentle
>>727141176
She will betray me this week/weekend?
>>727141176
Should I discuss the job interview with my current boss
will i ever have best job?
>>727141176
Is she really coming back?
>>727146110
Sounds like a no. If she comes back will she want to be with me?
am i going to get converted this time?
Will she leave him for me?
>>727141176
Should I go for her?
>>727146222
Never had trips more sad than this desu. Last one. She wants to be alone then?
Will red wings ever be good again?
>>727141176
Roll
>>727146333
Reroll
>>727146332
suck it bitch
will the rangers win multiple championships in the next 5 years?
>>727146329
>>727146222
>>727146110
Not what I was hoping to hear but the monolith has not lied to me yet if that's anything to go by. Thanks for the answers and the trips
>>727141176
am i dead yet?
will I find it?
>>727141176
Do i major in philosophy?
will i end up making a mistake and overdosing on a combo of different drugs one day
>>727146608
okey do i major in the other option?
>>727146646
predict now bitch
is iliza more silly than funny?
>>727145985
dude more?
>>727146666
that's a lot of not being able to predict whew i guess ill worry about it later
>>727141176
should i just ask him out?
>>727146666
you fucked
>>727146672
good
>>727141176
I'll be betrayed?
Is it going to be?
>>727141176
I'LL BE BETRAYED????
Lets see
>>727141176
I'll be happy with her?
lets seee
gonna pass put now. ily
>>727146691
she cares?
>>727147458
lol m out
R
K
>>727147743
forgot the r/9/k
>>727141176
Roll
Should I buy a ticket for the MegaMillions lottery this week?
>>727148630
Do I have a gambling addiction?
>>727148685
Phew!
Am I destined to lose another $20 if I do so?
>>727141176
can she be my friend again
Will Ang fall for me?
Should i buy the twin turbos?
>>727148732
Will I die on the way to the lottery store?
>>727141176
Will anyone share this video?
>>727148773
Asking again.
Will she love me again?
>>727148853
Come on lad.
>>727148828
It's too bad I can't ask why you shouldn't tell me, Magic 8 Ball.
Will I at least win my money back within the month if I buy a MegaMillions lottery ticket this week?
Should I start dicking around in secret threads again?
>>727148755
but should i trust your sources
>>727148967
Okay, that's encouraging enough. Thanks, Magic 8 Ball!
>>727148989
but i believe in free will, so if i make enough changes isn't it possible that you and your sources can be wrong
>>727149347
i've kinda cheated by asking the same question 3 times, so i'll just ask one last time
can she and i be friends again
>>727146440
will the blackhawks win?
>>727149699
ok that's enough
fuck you, crystal ball.
>>727141176
Roll cmon baby!
>>727149890
Re roll bitch tell meeeee
>>727149939
You for real or just telling me that so i fuck off? Re roll to double check
>>727141176
She will betray me on this trip?
>>727150001
Gonna need a solid yes or no here mr ball and almost quads wtf
>>727150064
Yeah but cmon gimme the 7 so i sleep tonight
>>727150127
Thank you , also will we ever fuck again?
>>727150178
See each other?
Nut up?
>>727150222
So just forget about her even though we miss each other?
>>727150278
Yeah i know i wont forget her but you mean just move on right?
>>727150350
Cmon dont be a bitch just spill it
>>727150394
Aight cool thanks magic 4ball , anyways will something better come along?
Does she miss me?
>>727141176
Will we ever get back together?
does she exist
>>727151696
Does she still love me?
>>727151716
reroll
>>727151730
Will she ever talk to me again?
>>727141176
Is RGE going to take it in the ass?
>>727151783
Will she ever talk to me again?
>>727151811
Does that mean we will at least be friends again?
>>727151891
Will that friendship ever turn back into anything more?
soon?
>>727151923
Will that friendship ever turn into anything more?
>>727151976
Does she still think of me?
>>727151998
Ouch. Is she seeing someone else?
>>727152039
Does she like him more than she liked me?
Do I still have a chance with her?
>>727152057
Fuck. Will they last?
>>727152087
Will he accept our friendship at least?
Should I try Erika?
>>727152118
Will he make her happy and marry her?
>>727141176
will i get that job
>>727152148
If they break up will she give us another shot?
>>727152177
Dubs confirm. Will this be within the next 3 months?
>>727141176
Will the pain ever stop?
>>727152214
Good. Should I see other people in the meantime?
>>727152246
If I see other people will we still get back together?
>>727141176
Is she here with me?
Does she like me?
>>727141176
Roll
Hello
>>727141176
Is she with me right now?
>>727152279
Ok then. Will her new relationship last more than one month?
Gimmy dubbs plz.
>>727152417
Will he be better in bed than me?
>>727152443
Will he be better in bed than me?
Is someone into me?
>>727152461
Damn. Will she prefer our emotional connection to their physical connection?
>>727141176
Are niggers worth less than white people?
Does Eli like me?
>>727152505
Will she fantasize about him when we have sex again?
>>727152544
Dubs confirm. Will she miss him while she's with me though?
Does Cinthya like me?
>>727152596
Fair enough. Will she be my waifu someday?
will she ever be my gf?
>>727152620
Will she break my heart again then?
Does Noa like me?
>>727152675
Then she will be my waifu. Does she dream of me?
>>727152705
Will she ever think or dream of me again then?
>>727152735
Will she think of me after they break up?
>>727141176
Same question.
>>727152767
Will I see her in public while they are together?
>>727141176
Am i gonna eat pussy in 2017 ?
>>727152797
Will this cause her to break up with him?
>>727152873
Will seeing me cause her to breakup with her boyfriend?
>>727141176
Will my girlfriend stop talking so much and make her 6:1 ratio of words texted compared to mine drop at all?
>>727152851
Damn !
Is it gonna be asian pussy ?
Will people will live untill 200 years soon
>>727141176
får mike pussy i løbet af 2 uger
>>727152909
What a fucking relief.
>>727141176
when will a bet be a bet
>>727141176
er dennis en fag
Will she always love me?
Is my health fucked
>>727141176
roll again.. will a bet be a bet
Will my looks overcome and I shall fuck her instead of her BF
>>727153003
reroll
>>727141176
stjæler julia cykler
>>727152898
Was she right to end our relationship?
>>727141176
skal vi lave noget i matematik
Should woman be promoted to top jobs in buisness and politics before man
Will she say yes?
>>727153103
>>727141176
reroll
Should I ask her out?
>>727153094
Was this so that we could grow as individuals and strengthen our future relationship?
Reroll
>>727153143
Was the breakup necessary so that we could grow as individuals and strengthen our future relationship?
>>727141176
will I ever be happy?
>>727153189
That's reassuring. Was her unhappiness caused mostly by her job?
Should I sleep
>>727153230
Will we have any children of our own after we're married?
>>727153299
Excellent. Will I be able to keep her happy next time?
>>727153326
Understandable. Should I ignore my situation in Texas in order to move forward with our relationship?
>>727153396
Should I allow her to be the one to initiate any future contact?
>>727141176
roll
>>727153669
I figured as much. Will she ever be unfaithful to me?
>>727153808
She's not a dishonest person. Will we be married within the next year?
>>727153851
Outstanding. Will it be a big wedding?
>>727153881
Never a doubt, she deserves one. Will her friends and family accept me back as well?
Pls
>>727153941
Do I ask her before I go away?
>>727153939
That's what I was hoping to hear. I love her so deeply and it's killing me to be apart from her. Will praying help our situation?
Is the magic 8-ball answer to this question a lie ?
>>727153978
When I come back?
>>727154020
Better safe than sorry then. Can I communicate with her in my dreams?
>>727154075
Bummer. Does she know how much I love her?
>>727154105
Will this change as a result of starting over as friends?
>>727154020
The cheeky fucker
>>727154136
Thought it was worth a try, I'm pretty broken lol
>>727154135
Should I communicate with her friends or family or break it off with them as well?
>>727154238
Ambiguous question. Should I contact her friends or family at all?
>>727154135
Bro, you sound like me, ex gf? You pissed of family? She disliked you for a while but is starting to come around again?
And you gettin them feels back? Thinking of asking her?
>>727154308
Dumped for superficial reasons after two years, things that could have been fixed. Always had the feels but 8-ball says to wait for her to contact me.
>>727154295
Will her parents play a role in guiding her back to me?
>>727154486
Once we're friends again should we ever talk about the past?
>>727154630
Hmmm. So should we only focus on our new relationship instead of old stuff?
>>727154674
That makes sense. Will our new relationship naturally progress from friendship to romantic again?
>>727154723
Will our new relationship naturally evolve again?
>>727154758
Then do I need to be the one to initiate this progression?
>>727154791
Easy enough. Will she be mature enough for marriage at that point?
>>727154882
So some more seasoning is in order. Should we move slowly then?
>>727154969
I would wait my entire life for her. Should I wait more than three months to escalate things?
>>727141176
Is she lying?
>>727155019
Should I wait more than six months to take things to the next level?
>>727155059
So take things slower. Did we move too fast the first time around?
>>727155080
Sigh. Are we soul mates?
>>727155104
I believe we are as well. Should we have moved more slowly before?
>>727155135
So is it our fate/destiny to be together?
>>727155163
Has everything in our lives led us to the point we are because we are destined to be together?
>>727155198
So there is free will. Was I wrong to get so defensive?
>>727155233
Was I at fault for getting defensive when she tried to talk about things that were bothering her?
>>727155266
Should I be less defensive when confronted by others?
>>727155295
Was she projecting her frustrations from other things onto our relationship?
>>727155335
So she did the right thing by losing the battle to win the war. Will I receive a sign tomorrow confirming these predictions?
>>727155384
I'll be looking for it then. When she contacts me after her breakup will I be the one to suggest we hang out again?
>>727155463
After she contacts me will I have to be the one to ask to spend time together?
>>727155495
Well there's one less thing to worry about. Will she have a new job at that time?