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First Responder Stories Thread? Here is the story to this pic

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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First Responder Stories Thread?
Here is the story to this pic
>Get dispatched to a 2 car head on Motor Vehicle Accident
>Dispatch says its a possible fatality per the reporting party
>It's raining pretty bad lowering visibility at night
>Proceed to scene and arrive on scene
>Chevy Pick Up Truck slammed head on into a small sedan while attempting to pass a car
>The male driver of the pick up is uninjured and speaking to police upon arrival
>The driver of the sedan (pictured above) got ejected on impact and thrown into the ditch just outside of frame
>Car is clearly obliterated
>The driver of the sedan it turns out to be an 18 year old girl who just graduated high school and got her license and her car
>Multiple broken bones and blunt force trauma

I have a lot more graphic stories if you want to hear 'em
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I feel for you bro. I've had to do CPR on 4 people, saved maybe 2 of them and the other two would have probably been ok until emergency services arrived The last one I did really fucked me over for a few weeks though - I knew he would've died if I hadn't done something.

Assuming you're a paramedic or EMT (whatever they call them in US), you guys are legit heros and so professional too. I used to want to be an EMT but having all this happen to me I don't know if I could handle it mentally, especially seeing people's guts splattered all over the pavement.

Respect to you, Anon.

Also, fuck captcha
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>>727128833
Story number two
>Dispatched to local residence for a patient claiming to have swollen arms and lesions on them
>Me and my partner talk about how we think this call is probably bogus and shit
>Arrive on scene to poverty ridden shithole and walk out to a shed where the patient is living
>He opens the door and my first thought is "Oh fuck"
>His left arm is wrapped partially in stretch bandage and is twice the size of his right arm
>patient claims he dropped a box of horse shoes last week and didnt go to the doctor about the cut
>he is pale and sweaty, both signs of shock caused by sepsis in this case
>attempt to establish IV access on the patient and transport him to the local hospital
>Drop him off and go about our day
>Get called back to the ER to do a transport from there back to a nursing home
>Show up and BS with the nurses
>Hear a code blue in OR 2 get called on the intercom
>Me and my partner follow the nurses to the Operating Room
>They were amputating sepsis guys arm because the infection had spread into his chest and he went into cardiac arrest
>Doing CPR on him and working him
>Surgeon still now finish the surgery and sewing up the stump on his arm
>Guys arm is just sitting on the table next to us
>After a round or two of drugs they get the guy back
>Continue surgery
>Patient goes into cardiac arrest again
>Work him again and finally finish the amputation
>Dies shorty a few hours later
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>>727128833
These types of idiots need to be jailed for life.
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>>727129423
I'm a firefighter/EMT-IV Tech
I love it. There is no better high than running a crazy call or saving a life. I have done CPR more times than I can count and have seen hundreds of deaths (partially due to prior job assisting coroner with removals) so I'm just used to blood and gore at this point. I went on a call last month and had to come home and shower the blood off of me and out of my uniform because it had soaked my entire pant leg through with blood and ruined everything in my pockets. I was still finding blood and chunks of face on my boots for a week.

>>727129696
Agreed. The guy in question did not get charged. Maybe a citation but he didnt get arrested.
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>>727130082
Well again, much respect and love to you people. Thank you for all those you people have helped, including myself at a number of 'bad times' in my life.
Be safe and keep it up Anon.
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Interesting stories. Continue anon.
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>>727130082
Story number three
>Dispatched for a structure fire
>Dispatch reports a person trapped upstairs in the home
>police arrive and make entry and evacuate one homeowner
>They try to make entry upstairs and are unable to due to fire spread
>when they showed up they could the the person beating on the window upstairs
>I arrive shortly after the initial first few units and gear up to go inside
>Go inside and back up the tea trying to head upstairs
>house pathway is fucked, making our task nearly impossible since you can only enter upstairs from the back of the home and downstairs from the front with the exception of a door that leads to the bottom of the stairs to go upstair
>but we couldn't open because it blocks the stairway
>we just back them up through a small opening in the door
>Get directed outside to hit the fire through a upstairs window
>We fight fire for more than an hour
>Finally overhaul the fire and are still attempting the cool the room for a few more hours
>Coroner investigates and we make a human shield to block the pubic from watching the body be carried out
>body is charred black and burnt all over
>Flesh is torn in multiple spots
>Skull cap is popped off due to the heat and left the skull empty without a brain
>Blood pooled in the bottom of the skull
>Girl who was burnt to a crisp turned out to be someone I went to elementary and high school with
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>>727131057
any stroke/heart attack stories? What were the victims like in terms of symptoms/behavior (stroke and heart attacks are my phobias)
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Fuck.

I know it helps to talk about this stuff OP so go ahead, share your feels with us. Also have some virtual anime hugs if it helps.
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lurking too
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>>727131057
damn dude. fellow EMT here. Quit when i got a call where a junkie stabbed his kid ~10 times and defecated on him. hell of a fun job before that though, props to you man sticking with it
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>>727130456
Appreciate it.

>>727131057
Story number four
This is the call from last month where I got soaked in blood
>Dispatched to a suicide attempt at 3AM
>Dispatch says a 91 year old male shot himself in the head with a firearm
>Per RP (reporting Party) the males face is badly injured and he is still breathing
>Arrive on scene within 5 minutes of the call. law enforcement had to have been there in under 3 minutes from time of call
>Walk in and see the medic unit who beat me to the scene trying to get an IV while the duputy suctions the airway with our gear
>Blood is fucking everywhere, you are stepping in it without a doubt no way around it
>We have some go get a backboard so we get we can lift him to our gurney without injuring him more
>I take over suction the airway while the medic gets ready to intubate
>Guys face is blow apart from the upper jaw down
>His lower jaw is gone and in pieces
>Can see pieces of jaw bone with teeth attached sticking out of parts of his face
>Suctoning his wound but I can't keep up with the bleeding
>He has a constant pool of blood in the back of his throat
>The smell of blood at this point is really strong
>Medic intubates the guy successfully and we get him to our rig
>Start finishing out assessment and hook him up to the monitor and prepare to transport
>Call for airlift to meet us at our local hospital 10 minutes away
>Head to local hopsital while bagging him with the bag valve mask
>Arrive to the local hospital, chopper still a few minutes out
>Due to a providers misinterpretation on medical laws we stay in our rig to avoid entering the ER and causing a paperwork shitstorm due to not following hospital to hospital transfer rules
>Helicopter arrives and airlifts the guy to local trauma center where he later died in surgery

>>727131396
We run those calls fairly commonly.
Strokes you can watch for by looking out for Facial Droop, Arm Drift, and Word Slurring, as well as a few other possible symptoms.
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>>727131501
I agree. All ears OP
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>>727131396
Here is a story for a heart attack we had a while back
>Dispatched to a CPR in progress at local fire station
>Medic unit is out on a call and is returning to station
Firefighters wife who is an RN is waiting to bring him dinner when a car drove up
>Woman in passenger seat having a major heart attack
>She drops dead in front of the RN
>Starts CPR
>arrive on scene after the medic unit, the patient is loaded in the ambulance by now
>work her on scene until we get pulses back
>tell husband we are headed to the hopsital
>he says" alright I'm going to head home and feed the dogs first then I will meet you there
>patient is only alive because her heart is being electrically paced after getting ROSC (return of spontaneous circulation)
>She codes during transport again
>Start CPR again
>I'm doing compressions on her and she is opening her eyes and looking around trying to grab at us because the CPR is perfusing her brain with enoguh blood for her to become conscious
>She is looking at us and grabbing out
>When we would stop for a pulse check she would go unconscious again
>Get to local ER with pulses back
>Dies about 5 minutes after our arrival at the hospital
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>>727128833
>Be cop
>Slow sunday as usual im just patrolling looking for shit rats
>Get call to local mall
>Dispatch tells me theres a female running around the mall naked.
>Lights n sirens
>Dis gun be some fucked up shit
>Show up just as security is putting her in cuffs
>See something hanging off her forhead
>Its a fucking dildo, super glued to her forehead
>Try my fucking hardest not to laugh
>Have to section 28 her (Mental health arrest)
>Bring her to the hospital
>Waiting with her inside a private room with partner
>Wait 5 fucking hours for the doctor to show up while this bitch rambles on and on about how satan has chosen her to be the new Dali lama.
>Doc walks in and says "Oh look you brought me a unicorn"
>Fucking almost die laughing

that was last week...Got more stories if anyone interested.
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>>727132994
kek, yes more of this sorta thing, thanks.
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>>727132872
Story number six
>Dispatched to a motorcycle wreck at about 10pm
>Reporting party says bike lost control and went off the road, motorcyclist still down
>arrive on scene and back board the guy and get him into our rig
>Cut his clothes off
>Patient says he wants to puke (sign of head injury)
>His head struck a stump after his helmet came off in the wreck
>patients scalp is peeled off and his skull is expose and crushed inward
>Multiple scapres and bruises all over the rest of his body.
>we paralyze, sedate and intubate him
>call for airlift to meet us our local hopsital
>meet airlift there and he gets sent off to a trauma center
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>>727131057
Jesus christ, what an awful way to die. I really hope that never happens to me or anyone I know
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>>727132872
>>727132237
how often are heart attack and strokes fatal anecdotally speaking?
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>>727133357
ouch ;_; is he deaded?
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>>727132994
OP here, here is a funny dildo story
>Guys around the firehouse in a prank war
>One guy gets a pink dildo that lights up when moved and places in the officers radio pocket on his turnout gear
>They get called to a head on MVA with entrapment
>Patient ins seriously injured and highway is getting shut down
>Fire Engine LT goes to reach for his radio
>Whips out giant flashy dildo in the middle of a busy road shut down by a serious accident surrounded by bystanders
>Chief looks over and sees this and is not happy
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>>727133636
Fire/EMT-IV tech here, I have seen more people die of seizures than I have heart attacks or strokes personally speaking
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>>727133662
Top fucking kek
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>>727132872
>I'm going to head home and feed the dogs first
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>>727128833
Massive respect to you guys, I'm a fellow spic who got hit by a car when I was 4. Although it wasn't life threatening, you have no idea how safe I felt because of the seriousness the EMT's had and how they worried about my life. Good luck anon!
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>>727133357
>Multiple scapres


Fuck, bro.
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My helmet fell off the engine and was hit by a car once.
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>>727133653
Not sure

>>727133662

Story number eight
>Dispatched to a chest pain call 12am
>Guy says he has blood clots in his heart and has an appointment 130 miles away at local uni to get it checked
>run this call and get the patient to sign out AMA against medical advice or non-transport ,whatever one it was
>While we get him to sign the paperwork a call gets toned in our response area
>CPR in progress on a 14 month old
>Haul ass to scene and arrive as 2nd medic unit, 2 command units on scene as well
>walk in and see parents on the couch
>Father is holding the mother who is sobbing uncontrollably
>see a doorway where everyone is
>Can see a small pale set of legs laying on the ground moving with every chest compression
>I stand outside and wait to get swapped in
>Get swapped in for CPR
>Start doing compressions on this baby
>kid is pale and lifeless
>Work him like any other code
>I get swapped out and start bagging his airway
>When I was doing CPR I felt like I could feel his lungs expanding under my fingers with every artificial breath
>The kids brother who must be a toddler is sleeping in his crib a few feet away
>Never get pulses back
>Call local ER for declaration of death, not required but for documentation purposes to cover our ass
>We all walk out somber like slowly one by one walking past the parents as they slowly start to realize what that must mean
>Step outside while the lead medic explains the situation
>Kid is pronounced dead
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>>727133316
>Get a call that theres someone waving a needle around at the hospital threatning to stab people with it
>Show up, grab the bean bag shotgun and walk into the main entrance of emerge
>Guy standing there with a needle
>"DROP THE FUCKING NEEDLE GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND NOW DO IT GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND NOW DROP IT OR ILL BLOW FUCKING HEAD OFF" literally what I said to him
>Guy looks at me like a deer in headlights
>Keep yelling at him "DROP THE FUCKING NEED AND GET ON THE GROUND"
>Guy starts crying "Stop swearing at me!"
>Me very softly: "Drop the needle and get on the ground....please..."
>Guy drops needle and lays on his stomache
>Partner cuffs him while Im still drawn on him

Had a good laugh about it after and its probably one of those you had to be there to really appreciate it.
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>>727134482
ty for sharing all this i definitely like these kinda stories

ill keep reading as long as your posting anon, keep up the brave work you're a hero
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>>727134412
I left my iphone on our fire engine bumper while en route to a call
>Realize this down the road and stop
>My phone is still there thanks to my case having grip
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>>727134617
Best story so far.
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>>727130082
Seriously thanks anon. Couldn't do it myself. Shits badass and fucked up.
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>>727134610
o fuc i responded before i read that im not into stories about babies dtying just about intense car crashes and shit jesus christ thats crazy
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>>727128833
P.E.F.Y.C.
Pre extricated for your convince
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>>727134482
What happened with the kid? Is it normal for toddlers hearts to just stop unexpectedly?
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Got one thats short and sweet. My first ever call. Jogger hit by semi, almost complete amutation midway down the leg below the knee. Leg was being held on by about an inch of skin. I guess i can give the story if anyone wants to hear it.
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>>727132237
>91 y/o suicide
like why man? comon, the ole' scythe was just about around the corner anyway.
what a selfish prick. fuckin geezers man. pricks.
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>>727134482
Fuck that just hit me hard, I have a 14month old now. I'd probly hang myself if that happened to him.
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>>727134482
Any specific stories you guys want to hear? I've got quite a few
Story number nine
This happened a few days ago
>Dispatched to a possible shooting
>Reporting party called 91 and said he did something very bad
>tells dispatch he shot an officer 3 times in the chest killing him and says he killed his wife 0 minutes prior
>says there are 2 other officers outside calling for him to come out
>Guy says the cop is in uniform and gives dispatch the officers name
>our local PD has no units there but that doesnt mean it isnt a fed or DOC
>We stage a few roads down
>Cops start swarming the scene in this order
>A few county SUVs and a few State Patrol units
>About 5 minutes later another 2 sheriff deputies show up and just behind them is an MRAP with 2 more deputies behind it
>they zoom by
>another 2 deputies come zooming by followed by an APC with a ram
>Another sheriff goes by along with a Coms van
>about 5 detectives or undercover state patrol and county deputies show up
>Guy gets pepper sprayed
>He was full of shit
>Not sure what his reason for lying was
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>>727134955
Not what the cause of death ended up being. Not normal or common. Most baby deaths end up being SIDS, homicides or head injuries
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>>727134833
My friend who is a local coroner deputy made the joke saying she self extricated.

>>727135310
Fuck I meant to say 30 minutes prior. My keyboard sucks balls
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>>727135261
my cousin's 92yo father in law just shot himself. he had cancer so i guess he figured he'd just get it over with. The difference between him and that other guy was that he knew how to use a gun and so all they found was the corpse
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>>727135310
probably wanted to suicide by cop, or was mentally challenged. Or both lol
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>Dispatched to structure fire at 3am on a Sunday
>Get to structure and all that's left is a small bit of the frame
>Size scene up
>Notice fire spreading across yard so we pull hose and extinguish
>Start working on house
>Notice a few dogs running around that appear to have recently had pups
>Continue fighting, contain fire to foundation
>Head around back to check on another attack team
>Everyone stops for a few seconds to listen to water supply.
>Hear dogs barking really close to us, a group of pups.
>Start looking around and eventually realize that it's coming from under the half-burned porch
>Fellow firefighter power stomps the porch making a hole.
>See three pups so we grab them and hose them off, take them to the homeowner.
>Homeowner says that's all from that litter but there should be another under the front porch
>Look at front of the building and realize that the whole fucking porch was burnt to a crisp before we even got called out
>Start looking anyway

Needless to say, we never found those pups and the house was a total loss. One of the hardest fires I've been to so far.
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>>727135601
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>>727136204
moar
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>>727134599
Kek, wish I could've been there to see that one.
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>>727136522
Fucking christ that's nauseating just reading about it.
More please.
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>>727128833
Not really a "first responder" but always there when the real police aren't.

>be me, 2013 bright and unbelievably warm winter night
>it's 3 am and it starts to completely blizzard
>I get a dispatch call saying that one of the cities buildings intrusion alarm is going off
>I chalk it up to the heavy snowfall
>I'm only 7 minutes away so I pickup the dispatch and take it
Fastforward 6 minutes of me driving in 6 inches of snow in my Ford Explorer
>I arrive at the main entry to the cities property
>I notice a beater Honda parked right next to the main fence gate and could see the padlock securing the door on the ground
>I black out and run the plate through the cities plate list
(It's like the police database but it's filled with all government registered vehicles for our properties and vehicles that we've came in contact with)
>plate is clean and does not come back to anyone. This raises my suspicions
>I get out of my vehicle and go up to the vehcile with my handgun halfway out of its holster
>I look inside and see some file storage boxes
>I go back to my vehicle and radio my situation to dispatch
(At this point dispatch contacts the local homeland security division to help me with searching the building, this is standard procedure when city property is being stolen)
>Dispatch tells me that it will be another 10 minutes until homeland security arrives
>my vehicle is parked in a very open spot so I decide to drive into the empty parking lot and wait
>I can hear loud banging on the backside of the building, so loud that it's heard over my radio in the vehicle.
>another unit with my company overhears the radio chatter and decides to stop in, as he pulls in a black male comes around the corner and sees us parked
Our vehicles look like local law enforcement, he only difference is we don't have a light bar on top of our roofs.
>the black male retreats back inside, me and the other dude I was with saw the whole thing
cont.
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>>727136522
hes a big guy
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>>727132237
how hard was it using the bvm on a dude who's face was obliterated? getting that seal must've been a bitch
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>>727136522
uh, the hell is up with his junk boss?
hung like a bear or what looks obscene if ya ask me.
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>>727128833
just because shes 18 and graduated doesn't mean shes innocent. fuck her. also yes moar.
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>>727137014
He was breathing himself up until he got intubated

>>727137054
Swollen with fluids. The body pictures is a prop but is 100% realistic

>>727136522
Story #12
>Dispatched to explosion
>Reporting party said 2 males are injured
>Call is about 20 miles away
>respond lights and sirens
>Local fire department units are on scene
>Two patients are burned all over the front of their body
>Both have signed hair all over their whole body and sloughing skin on the fronts as well as blistering
>Both patients have serious skin sloughing on their fingers and airway burns
>Both get intubated and given pain meds
>First patient refused and threatened to sue us if we gave him an IV or put a tube in his throat
>Still did both and loaded them both into separate helos while the engines were still running
>They tried telling us that they were smoking and some kids came up wanting to smoke and threw something in the fire pit that exploded
>A few days after local ATF and State Patrol Bomb Squad units raid their home and find multiple explosive devices
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>>727132237
Do you need some sort of training or sumthin? I'm in a rough patch right now and might be interested in trying your kind of job
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>>727137801
I hope you're not serious.
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>>727136981
>me and the dude I was with radio back to out dispatch saying that we are going to go inside and secure the building
>dispatch radios back and says only the storage area intrusion alarm is going off, so we know that they are in 2 sides of the building
>we enter the first storage area, we see a black shadow run across to the other storage depot area
>we shout telling the shadow to stop
>the shadow continues to run inside the next storage area
>I give chase towards to shadow and catch up to him very quick
>i corner 2 black males at a storage container
The place is literally a giant indoor storage area the walls are lined with private locked units
>one of the males tells the other one, "oh shit man the cops are here"
>I then draw my weapon on them and order them to get on their knees with their hands up
>the black male I was chasing ends up following my commands
>the second black male refuses to follow my commands, he is faced away from me with his hands in his pockets
>I give the male serveral commands to follow my orders
>I then tell the other dude I was with to draw his taser and prepare to take him down forcefully
>the kid then faces towards me and puts his hands deeper in his pocket
>he then pulls out what appeared to be a a dark metal object from his waistband
>I fire 5 consecutive shots at his torso
>he falls to the ground like a ton of bricks
>the other black male starts crying yelling, " you shot my brother" x8
>I go up the the male I shot, he is wheezing and coughing, I secure what was now a phone with a clip band
>I radio to dispatch saying we need medical and police here ASAP for a shot male
>I preform emergency treatments, trying to stop the blood
>other dude cuffs the black male,who is now know to be only 12 years old
>after 5 minutes homeland security arrives and we administer further first aid to the male, we put a chest seal on the kid and wrap up his wounds the best we could
CONT.
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>>727138089
Cool story Anon, keep it coming.
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Sweet thread, i always wished we had an ems board on here.

>EMT working at a private transport company.
>Show up for a CCT transport to a stupid doctors appointment from a SNF.
>Patient is legit vegetable, but a massive one, so what...like a squash? Sure. Patient was a squash.
>Squash is on a vent via trach, CCTRN doing their thing chattin up the RT while we package up the produce.
>Get squash swapped to our vent and sheeted over to the stretcher.
>Everything so far is going smooth.
>Hangin out in the hallway while CCTRN gets more paperwork
>Glance at patient for a minute standing stretcher-side.
>"uh hey guys, her lips are blue"
>well shit.
>Squash decides to code right there.
>Scramble to get Squash back to bed so we can do more effective CPR while simultaneously getting medics enroute.
>Jump on compressions while RN manages airway.
>Glance up to see my partner standing in the hallway like a deer in headlights.
>Give him that look like "are you gonna fucking do anything?"
>Partner is lost in fuckery land.
>We do a solid few rounds before medics on scene.
>Medics work around us administering meds and doing their advanced fuckery.
>Manage to get ROSC back from asystole right as base is just about to pronounce.
>Medics take over, package, and dip out.
>And that was the day I prolonged a full code vegetable's terrible existence because their family didnt have the heart to make them a DNR.
>Neato.

Not a whole lot of crazy traumas in small private transport, but we get our fair share of medical and psychiatric emergencies. Psych calls are the most lulz you can ever have. Literally ever.
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>>727129423
Good for you man. You're a much better person than most of the retards on this site.
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>>727138089
>"yea man taser this guy if he don't respect my authority"
>shot him 5 times

Also....
>12 years old
H-huh? the hell are they feeding niggers!?
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>>727128833
is that a Saturn?
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>Live in rural community.
>Respond from home on a 48 hour roster. Vehicle is similar to picture, not the exact same one though.
>Chillin with girlfriend. Went to take her home, have to take the car in case of job.
>Just pulled out of driveway and job comes in.
>Pager goes mental, MDT flashes it's horrible red.
>Dispatched to a "vehicle accident".
>Haul ass, gf freaking out.
>Get to job, car sitting in ditch. Obvious body in the car. People just hanging back looking.
>Approach car, body leaning against seat, the pillar between the doors had been cut. (imagine the spot between the front drivers door and the rear passenger door if both windows has been wound down had had an axe put through it)
>Body has no head.
>Head in the ditch about 10 meters away.

This dude had tied some fencing wire to the spot between the two windows, tied the other end around a tree and then looped it over his head and floored it. Sliced his head clean off and ripped the wire through the pillar.
Apparently his wife left him.
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>>727138578
The part circled in red is where he tied the wire.
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>>727137801
I have a lot of training.
I have:
>3 FEMA Certifications regarding incident command, really simple stuff online
>4 State Certifications that are internationally accredited for firefighting, and hazmat this was about 5 months of academy
>EMT Basic Certification (4-5 month course here) which is good nationally as well as local protocol endorsements allowing me to obtain IV access and IO access with additional training and different continuing education requirements to maintain my cert.
>Wildland Firefighting Cert which was a week or so to get
>Plus classes and other training such as extrication training classes where we cut cars all day for days straight in all sorts of scenarios
>continuing fire training requirements every month as well

Know what you are getting into. This job is competitive and is not for the faint of heart of for pussies. You will be forced to make life and death decisions and be held responsible for any thing that goes wrong as well as assume the risk of lawsuit when treating patients You may be summoned to court to testify for cases and must be a character in good standing and have integrity because you are a highly trusted professional. You will see, do, smell, feel and experience things that most never get to see or never would think of in their worst nightmares. PTSD is a real risk you run too due to the exposure to constant trauma and tragedy. I wake up with night sweats every night at work and flashbacks to old calls a lot. This job will change who you are. Go ride a long until you see the highs and lows and then decide. You wont know until you're in the shit.
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>>727128833
That's just sad, she'll be fucked up for a while because some retard doesn't know when to pass.

Thanks for the work anon
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>>727139022
She was pronounced dead on scene
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>>727133357
>skull smashed in
>oh he wants to puke... ok boys we have a head injury here
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>>727133636
Dude, take a full size asprin daily and quit smoking. Also eat a can of sardines daily. Chicken of the Sea are the least gross.
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>>727138089
Fastforward 3 minutes
>city police arrive along with a sprint EMS truck
>the EMTs basically tell us that this kid is dead and won't make it to the hospital
I had put 3 rounds in both lungs and 2 just near to his heart
>the other kid was completely frantic saying that we murdered his brother and just started yelling
Fastforward 10 minutes there are about 13 different police officers on the scene,
>I get asked a bunch of questions from the officers and all the standard shooting involvement stuff
>I was literally shaking out of my body, I couldn't keep still, one of the senior officers came up to me and offered me a cigarette
>he told me, "anon, I know you made a tough decision, and I know you didn't want to shoot him. You made the right call and we are all here to support you"
>a gang detective arrives and tell me that this kid was wanted for felony attempted murder
>all the responding officers congratulated me saying I did a good job getting rid of this scum.
>I'm just shocked with all he support I'm getting, this has never happened to me.
Fastforward a week
>I get cleared of any wrong doing, there was a security camera which caught everything on camera
>I get placed back on duty 3 weeks after it happened and continue my same route

I couldn't sleep for the next 4 days after I had shot the kid, I went from remorse to anger, I was a complete mess and I still remember the smell of the gun powder in the air and the kids eyes and I shot him.

I have complete respect for a law enforcement officer who has to fire on someone. It definitely wasn't an easy choice to make
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>>727132237
Wait, with the intent of suicide. can you shoot yourself in the head with something other than a firearm?
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>>727139198
My bad, that's fucked up
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>>727138468
Thanks Anon, but it's only due to me having a decent education which involved CPR as one of the monthly 'activities' at secondary school. Speaking of which, the dummies they use to train are remarkably similar to how it feels when actually performing CPR.

Anyway yeah, from what I've heard, like 75% of people won't do CPR because of fear or panic but thank fuck for the NHS and the professionals who man the phones on emergency calls.

Keep these stories coming guys.
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>>727139591
We have had people do it with pellet guns, nail guns etc
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>>727139391
made me shiver

thats intense dude, respect
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>>727138529
No it's Uranus.
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>>727138578
Guy in Dallas did something similar not long ago
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>>727137697
Story #13

>Dispatched to CPR in progress about 12 miles away
>Reporting Party states his 15 year old son was found face down, not breathing and has no pulse, CPR is in progress
>Says special needs son was last seen an hour ago when he went to nap and found him facedown in bed
>Work the kid and get him intubated, get an IO or IV, whatever we got, and start pushing drugs
>I go back of forth between bagging and compressions
>Dad is freaking out screaming and throwing things in the other room yelling for his son not die and saying all sorts of things
>Yells at us when we attempt to stop CPR for a pulse/rhythm check
>I am doing CPR when a shitload of blood starts coming out his airway
>Like a fucking fountain spraying out if his mouth
>Getting all over my arms, gloves, wrist and watch
>trying to not get it in my face I look away
>We keep working the code until PD gets on scene so the dad doesnt try anything
>Pronounce kid dead, died of positional asphyxia after having a seizure
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>>727139391
Dude, you shot a kid. Why didnt you taser him?

Your story is bollocks. Yeah I know what and why shit happens. Im sorry to hear all that but give me a break man. You couldn't even aim under the waist?

You fucking pussy. Sorry not sorry, I'm sure scummy motherfuckers dont deserve much but you deserve a kick to the teeth. Hopefully your guilt for BEING A FUCKING PUSSY makes you doubt your existence.
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>>727136522
Fuck this made me want to throw up, I swear people like that are pieces of shit man. At least let people who are still living not deal with your bullshit
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>>727139666
Oh fuck, what do Satan trips imply here?
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>>727129614
I had sepsis once this story is fucking crazy
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>>727140286
>hurr BLACK LIVES MATTER
>FUCK THA WHITEY POLEEESE
>WE WUZ KANGZ AN SHIET NIGGUH

do the world a favor and kys
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>>727136981
Yes
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>>727131988
What did the kid do to the man? There has to be a logical explanation to make a guy stab and shit on his kid.
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>>727140286
>Hurr, why didn't you bullet time shoot him in the hand?

You're fucking retarded. Armed responders are trained to "shoot to stop". Shooting to wound is hollywood garbage that is more likely to get you sued into oblivion than anything.

Also, he capped a nignog. Fuck off Jamarcus.
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>>727140286
Listen here you limp dick fuck. I've been doing security operations and LE work for the past 7 years, including overseas. We are taught, trained, and ingrained to shot center mass of our targets we see. It's called neutralizing the threat. Yeah, it doesn't make up for the 5 shots but stressed induced shootings can do that. Something you don't understand and another reason he was let go. Try being in our shoes one day and see what it's like. You never go back from it.. ever.
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>>727138362
Tell moar
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>>727140956
That's why you were shaking like a faggot?
Over a month of recovery.
You killer, you.

Fucking pansy.

And no, I don't sympathize with crooks and thugs and I am not on their side. I am only laughing at your coward shit. You fucking lesbian go fuck yourself.
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>>727140286
who's the pussy?
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>>727141222
I have never seen such a faggot
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>>727140691
>>hurr BLACK LIVES MATTER
>>FUCK THA WHITEY POLEEESE
>>WE WUZ KANGZ AN SHIET NIGGUH

>do the world a favor and kys
wew, lad.
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>>727141222
when's the last time you got laid?
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>>727141436
>I have never seen such a faggot
>browses /b/
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>>727141222
Bad bait is bad
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>>727132237

Im familiar with this type shit too man. ER scribe here got several stories too, not going to steal your thunder.

probably saddest one i have was christmas 16. the EMTs brought a kid into our peds center for ingestion after he drank around a cup of bleach.

we asked him why and he said he wanted to "go spend christmas with dad"

his dad had died 2 weeks prior from a motor vehicle collision. the kid was 9. Fucked me up.

But yeah mad respect to the EMTs you all are the realest.
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>>727141550
yesterday, quit samefagging and think about your poor n0 skope skillz faggot.
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>>727141438
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>>727141643
get triggered much?
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>>727140273
Story #14
>Dispatched to a one car rollover MVA
>arrive first on scene, guy walks over to our ambulance form his truck thats on its side
>His bicep is wrapped in a t shirt
>Cut it off and look at his wound
>his arm is broken
>A chunk of muscle and skin is missing and his humerus is exposed
>mfw when he rates his pain 6/10
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>>727141222
>not the shooter kid
And that is why you'll never be able to do what we do. That's why you'll alway be part of the flock, your sheep. Can't change your mindset.
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>>727141606
I guess, but i'm being serious in calling that faggot a faggot. There is no bait, its bait only if you want it to be.
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>>727141643
I want to skull fuck you and mix your brains with my cock pal
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>>727141791
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>>727130082
Where do you work?
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>>727141906
WA
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>>727141763
Thanks Morpheus
>>727141754
Yes, by a insignificant story stretched out for no reason, completing ignore the point of green text, and leaving me completely annoyed. Yes triggered, you 12 year old sack of catsup.
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>>727140286
and here comes the faggot
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>>727141828
You are quite the hardcore homo, yes.
Sexy time.
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>>727141702
>Gibberish: The Joke of all Jokes
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>>727142148
So you agree to be skull fucked? Wait isn't there a bone behind the eye? That's gonna make my job a lot harder.
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>>727141761
>6/10
he might be very deep inside 420-crack-cocaineland
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>>727141761
How much do you get paid to do this shit?
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>>727138314
I would not call it a cool story, but it feels much better telling others. I will never forget that kid.

>>727138516
He was on government property, he could have just been shot rather than us chasing him.

We follow the city police use of force policy, when the kid refused to follow our directions we went to non lethal, when he kid faced us and put his hand down his waist band we felt like our lives where in danger so we used lethal force.

If that kid did have a gun and we refused to use lethal force that kid could have killed us both and gotten away.

The male that I shot was 18 or 19, he went out to commit crime with his 12 year old brother to "tough him up". I don't discriminate with age when they could potentially kill me, the kid we chased was 12 but he looked like he was 17.

>>727139905
I will never have disrespect for people who have to take lives unwillingly

>>727140286
We are taught to use lethal force when we draw out weapons.

We gave the kid multiple opportunities to comply, the other dude I was with told him that he will be tased. He failed to listen.

When he turned to me I had only 1 option. If I had shot the kid in the gut he would have more than likely survived the initial shots, but would have either bled out or his body would have gone into septic shock.

If I had shot the kid in the legs, or arms, there is still a chance it could have nicked vital arteries and he would have bled out. If I had shot him in the leg, the city and my company could be sued for negligence.

It may not seem like the best option, but we gave the kid multiple options.

The detectives who where incharge of this case told me that the kid was looking at close to life in prison for his felony charge, and they assumed he wanted to go out suicide my cop.

I don't know if you've ever fired a taser, they can be very hard for them to stick to the subject, let alone stop him if he did have a gun.

I followed what I was trained to do and was cleared.
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>>727142296
Maybe. Adds to the equation of having a penis of size....then getting it to stand, uh man. Really, we'd both spare some time if you just watched some else do it.
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>>727141761
Story #15
>Dispatched to stage for PD
>Smell of gasoline in a resd.
>PD is on a welfare check for a man and kids who havent been in contact with the soon to be ex-wife/baby mama al day
>They arrive at dads house and find a strong odor of gas at the door and called us to stage and waited for a warrant
>They get a warrant and make entry then call for aid
>Guy had suffocated his one month old baby with a gasoline soaked rag and then blew his brains out with a 12ga hoping the gun shot would ignite gasoline he pour all over the house
>His 4 year old was sitting on the couch watching TV when the cops kicked the door in
>While outside I get an odd feeling I remember this house from somewhere
>I ask for a few details like a last name and remember that we transported the guy a few months ago for having balance issues. Seen his kids in the living room on that call when we picked him up
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>>727142574
OP here. I'm working at a private ambulance company right now and am no longer a reserve firefighter, just a volunteer now. If I test and get a career fire job in my state I can make 5-8k a month or more depending on over time. Do wildland in the summer for your dept. in our state and you can get an extra $50k a year in OT just during the summer. I know a fire/medic at my department made $103k last year and he also owns a side business. He works 8 days a month usually. I work 10 days a month and get paid $2300 a month usually. I get about $1k in overtime a month and a lot of it is spent sleeping or looking at memes on IG.
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>>727140286
I know I'm replying to bait but it's fucking good bait, I get furious whenever people say this
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>>727142640
Hey fag, sorry for calling you a fag and getting the imposters out one me. Thanks for a thorough explained summary. I just hear a bunch of stories where the police man shot because of fear but I guess I will and we all will never know the realities of that moment. I guess you did what is right. I am drunk and thats my excuse for being a fag as well. Youre not a fag man, I am just joking. Bad week, and I dont really like police. I aint no black man either. I live in Sioux down by the river. I am actually in Dallas right now at a hotel, I have a PI contract with some drug attorneys tomorrow morning. I've met scum believe me.
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>>727142776
Again, fuck dude. This job would have fucked me over and I really hope it hasn't done the same to you.
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I'm a volunteer FireFighter/EMT in a very large and rural county. We cover all the calls on the south end and Station #1 covers calls on the north end, a private EMS company takes a majority of the nursing home calls and their A/L/S Unit takes MVA and residential medical calls when we are unavailable. Since our county is broke as hell we are all unpaid volunteers who are on call 24/7, we do sometimes get federal grants, but our vehicles/equipment are paid for by local/federal taxes and donations, so we have up to date trucks, rescue squads and equipment. Our response time is very slow (30 mins average after we arrive at the station, rolling code 3) local sheriffs office is also small so we work with the state police very often. We take damn well care of our shit, a lot of our guys know their way around a car, so we do a majority of the repairs/maintenance to our vehicles. Anyways enough with my life story (ADHD, can't stay focused on one thing for shit and keep blabbing on forever), here's a story from few months ago.

>At my girlfriends house chilling on the couch watching TV around midnight
>Pager goes off, get called to a report of a serious MVA with rollover & airbag deployment. It happened on a long stretch of interstate running through our county
>No milemarker info, witness who pulled over and called 911 is the only one on scene and he doesn't know where he is exactly (who doesn't have GPS nowadays)
>I drop my shit and run to my POV. I get in, activate my lights and respond code 3 to the interstate.
>State police still haven't found the scene, we decide to split up in our POVs and search the area as well.
>Engine company and rescue squad are en-route to search
>Dispatch gets a general location from the nearest cell phone tower, tells the witness to honk his horn and put his hazards on
>State police hear the horn towards our neighboring county and they finally give an exact location. (PART 1)
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>>727143410
PART 2

>They advise dispatch that there are multiple entrapments and a possible DOA.
>I step on the gas and after about 5 minutes of driving, I finally see the police lights.
>On scene. I pull over, put my gear and traffic vest on fast like a madman.
>State police are trying to help but the car is a mangled mess, at least one person is grunting making noise.
>I use some of the tools that I have in my POV to try and pry the door open, but it doesn't work.
>Other POVs arrive on scene, but we are all waiting on the engine, since it has all of the heavy rescue equipment.
>We all get on one side and push the vehicle right side up.
>Engine and rescue squad arrive on scene a few minutes apart from each other
>We begin extraction. With all the lights shining on the wreckage, it became clear that at least 1 of the 4 victims aren't going to make it.
>We finally cut through and start pulling the victims out one by one. 2 were DOA, heads smashed in, covered in blood; they sustained extensive damage from the metal, glass and debris.
>Second 2 were in better shape than the first 2, but still critically injured.
>One of the girls had her wrist bent backwards, her body was severely bruised and she was unconscious. She unfortunately died before she was transported into the rescue squad.
>The last surviving girl was going in and out of consciousness. She was also critically injured, but her limbs were intact.
>She is loaded on the backboard and stretcher, then transported to the neighboring county's hospital.
>Our 2nd engine arrives and so does the neighboring counties rescue squad.
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>>727143031
So in other words, the pay is decent but only if you do overtime?
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>>727143478
Part 3

>Go to the other victims and it is very gruesome. The young driver recently got his license and he was going at least 100mph, which is common here, since there is lots of empty interstate, but barely any speeding enforcement.
>The kid swerved off the interstate and rolled into a ditch, no one else was around except the witness who called 911.
>The car rolled several times, only one of the passengers wore a seat belt. The driver was thrown into the windshield, head first.
>His neck was broken, his face directly smashed into several hard objects and into glass, he was only identified through his Drivers License.
>The front passenger went into the windshield as well but didn't get ejected.
>Back seat passengers were much luckier.

Holy fuck that's a long post, I'm ending it here. Again, sorry for the long ass post. I am relatively new here and I'm bad at telling stories.
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>>727142776
Story #16
>Called out for a mass shooting
>Reporting party called in saying he shot his wife and kids and a neighbor
>Police arrive and he remains armed inside
>threatening to kill himself to dispatch
>in a multi hour standoff
>SWAT arrives and starts negotiating
>media set up a post about a mile away with a shitoad of news
>at the media post those fuckers tried sneakily getting footage of me
>at the scene the suspect comes outside armed with a handgun and shoots himself in the head in front of SWAT and the negotiator
>4 bodies are found in a chicken coop next to the home, all with one bullet to the back of the head
>his wife, step daughter, and neighbor all have one GSW
>his step son has 4 to the back of the head
>chilling out at the rig and see more cop still showing up
>ATF shows up, and SWAT and us leave
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>>727142640
Curious, why did you tell your partner to get out his taser if you had no intention to use it? Also if you had 6 seconds or more to shout commands at the kids for him not to respond, you had 4 seconds more than you needed to pull out your own taser and just tase the kid before all of shouting of commands. It was clear they were committing a crime, so you had no reason to try and reason with them after the first set of commands. Its like training a dog, if you don't get a response from a command the first time, why would you get it the second or fith time?
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>>727143478
>>We all get on one side and push the vehicle right side up.
Fucking amateurs.

>>727143491
The overtime is mandatory and built into your schedule.
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>>727132237
aaand that's why if I'm ever suicidal with a gun, I'm doing Heart ---> Head in quick succession.
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>>727143689
I bet you voted for Hillary didn't you...
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>>727143512
I think it was a great story anon, keep it up!
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>>727143374
It's changed me a lot. I no doubt have PTSD. I also lack a lot of sympathy for people and hate a good amount of the general population.
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>>727135014
Sure, dive in.
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>>727143801
Are you retarded? Its as simple as he had an opportunity to stop the escalation if the incident by just flat out tasing the kid. He decided to shout the same command multiple times thinking after the first one the next one will make him listen for sure. No just tase them, the were breaking and entering and fleeing from the police. He had no obligation to shout commands to talk them down to the ground. He should've just placed them on the ground without the opportunity to retaliate. By giving commands he gave them time to escalate the incident.
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>>727143526
Story #17
>Get called for a naked man in his front yard acting weird
>Arrive on scene with PD and the guy starts cursing at us calling us niggers (we are all white) and starts saying a bunch of shit
>Gets combative an refuses to put his hands behind his back
>guy is only wearing a t shirt with his dick out mid day
>We restrain him with law enforcement and tie him with restraints to the stretcher
>Kids recording us talking about excessive force
>Guy was having hallucinations from ETOH withdrawls
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>>727137644
Re-read his post. The douche driving the pickup truck is the one that smashed into the sedan while trying to pass someone.
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>>727143978
We appreciate what you do, anon. Just keep that in mind when you're tying to go to sleep and scenes wont go from your head... you will die having greatly helped this horribly shitty world while most of us just vanish into escapism, porn and videogames.
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>>727144279
Do you know how a Ladder of Force works? You don't have to go step by step. Also, justifications of deadly force? Due Regard? any of that?
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>>727143526
Jesus...
Saying that it sucks that you cant save everyone would be a huge understatement, right?
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>>727141761
What else happens kek
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>>727144684
Yeah, more like you can't save everyone and will repeatedly watch people die horrifically throughout your career would be a more accurate statement. You also get to help a lot of people and do a lot of good. But you also deal with a lot of total shit bags too
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>>727144542
Again he was only justified in the deadly force because he allowed the incident to escalate. If he were to have just tased him as soon as he was within range the jid would've dropped and that would've been the end of it. But no, he chased them untill he caught up and started shouting at them thinking they were going to listen, they didn't and he shot one. You see if he didn't give them the chance to reach for shit he wouldn't have killed an unarmed man infront of his brother. I agree with the use of deadly force unders reasonable circumstances, but based on the story there was plenty of opportunity to prevent it from it resulting in deadly force.
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>>727128833
>>Multiple broken bones and blunt force trauma

Are you saying she lived ? That car is flattened
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>>727144971
>That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works...
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>>727144339
Story #17 and 18
This story isn't a call I was on, but was passed down to me
>Call goes out for a structure fire
>Reports state people are trapped
>Units arrive on scene
>Mom and 5 kids live in basement of the house and the other people who live with them live in the first floor
>Fire has trapped the mom and kids in the basement
>Fire is trying to get in to rescue them
>can hear the kids and mom screaming inside as they burn alive
>all 6 people died in that fire

#18 This one passed down to me as well
>Toned to a structure fire
>arrive on scene and fight the fire ad overhaul
>Search the ruble for a body since there was no homeowner outside
>Find a charred body in the hallway missing a leg (his calf)
>They see a dog on scene who was walking around the ruble chewing on something
>OMG its his leg
>The dog runs and hides under a crawlspace in a neighboring structure and refuses to come out
>PD and the the coroner block the dog in it and go inside the crawlspace looking for the leg
>They find nothing
>The leg was never found
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>>727145011
I forgot to add that she did not live
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>>727141986
what part of washington? im from vancouver and i hope crazy shit like that doesnt happen here
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>>727144339
>kids recording us talking about excessive force

This has got to be one of the most annoying things these days
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>>727145212
Really? You can't just run up on the kid, and instead of pointing your gun at him shouting "get on the ground" 10 times. You run up on him with your taser at the ready and tase him as soon as possible. They have already committed a crime, so why try and talk with irrational people? Why not just get them under control asap and then you can talk after they are in your car.
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>>727145561
Horrible fake.
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>>727136522
I thought funeral services deal with that?

Property manager here, did a welfare check on a tenant who did not respond to our calls, letters, and knocking on his door due to neighbors complaining about an odor coming from his unit.
Guy's been dead for about two weeks in the middle of August. Two guys in shirt, tie, and blue nitrile gloves from a contracted funeral services hauled him away after cops, EMT, and sheriff coroner went through their routines.
It smelled like putrid garbage and rotten durian when they started moving him.
He was a shut-in and a hoarder. As his closet next-of-kin didn't want anything to do with this, all the contents that wasn't bio-hazard went into a dumpster. Don't know what the cops did with the body.
Two urns were found in his garage, the ashes of his parents. Management put them into storage because they didn't want to pay for properly disposal, but didn't want to illegally dump it either.
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>>727140286
No go fuck yourself. Black guy here. There is standard fucking procedure all civilians should follow when dealing with the law. The last thing you should ever do is make the officer feel threatened. He should have just complied like his brother but no he felt like he had to prove something and died as a result. I have no sympathy for him.
You act like a thug. You will die as one.
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>>727143689
I gave the kid the time to think through it, I had my own weapon out and drawn at him. I can't use a taser with one hand, we aren't trained that way.

I treated the situation as the kid was armed, I provided cover for my partner I was with, I was going to be cover while he was contact.

I've pulled out my taser on people numerous times, and normally seeing the taser light and laser makes people comply.

After I gave 5 commands to comply with my orders and get down on his knees with his hands on his head he did not listen. I then verbally told my partner to draw his taser.

As he drew his taser the kid turned around and dug his hand into his waist band. Since my partner had his weapon holstered and unable to defend himself I hand to think for the both of us, I then fired 5 consecutive shots to neutralize the threat.

I could have put the rest of 10 rounds in him, but I stopped once he fell to the floor.

If I had drew my taser, and the taser prods didn't stick to him, it would have been useless, the X26c taser requires both prods to be attached to the subject in order to create a current.

If the kid did have a weapon, then he could have easily opened fire on us, leaving my partner defenseless for the whole 4 seconds it happened could have lead to both our deaths.

Here's an image with the basic steps of use of force. Ours in a little bit different but this gives the general steps.

This will be the last post I answer to
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>>727145428
South sound. Yes it happens everywhere. 24/7 365. Most just never makes the news.

>>727145337
Story #19
>Dispatched to a stabbing
>arrive on scene
>70 something year old lady has a knife sticking out of her stomach
>says she tripped over her cat and fell on the knife
>this is the second time this has happened that we have been to
>she denied doing it on purpose
>stabilize the knife and transport
>she does this same shit a few weeks later

Story #20

>Get dispatched to Motorcycle accident
>2 occupants down, one is unconscious
>haul ass to scene and get there
>one patient is getting CPR done on the shoulder of the road
>Her leg is snapped sideways and she has blood coming out of her mouth
>her husband is injured on the other side of the guard rail
>we backboard him and get ready to take him to airlift
>he is in a c-collar and backboarded
>Keeps asking if his wife is OK
>shes dead 15 feet away covered in a sheet
>nobody answers his question
>He tries saying his wife was driving the bike until he found out she died
>owned up to driving while drunk
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>>727145646
Idk, maybe cause you're not familiar with federal or state laws that you know how that situation would pan out? Federal and state property are completely different ballgames then public or private. plus, you need to look at the time, location, crime, etc that was being commited or he had Probable Cause for. i.e. Burglary? what building had what in it? etc.
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>>727131501
Support lurkin
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Recently had a car accident. Lady in mini van tried making a turn as I was going straight. I end up hitting her. Totaled my car. I'm fine just lots of pain on chest and shoulders.
EMTs were the nicest guys. I also lucked out because they were volunteers and I didn't have to pay a huge ambulance bill.
Thank you guys.
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>>727141761
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
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this is one of the best threads i've seen on /b/ in awhile. these should happen more often. well done guys, and thank you.
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>>727146053
>After I gave 5 commands to comply with my orders and get down on his knees with his hands on his head he did not listen. I then verbally told my partner to draw his taser.

You gave him far too much time to comply. After one your partner if he was supposed to be contact should've already had his taser or gun at the ready. I still dont see a reason why you gave a person caught in the act of committing a crime anytime to think. Why did neither of you just tase him? You say, "what if the prongs don't connect?" Thats why theres two of you, correct? Also if the light scares people to comply, why not fire it at them and see how quickly they comply even if it doesn't connect. Just thr act of shooting it at them will more than likely get them to listen rather quickly.
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>>727146061
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>>727146053
>>727146698
Forgot to mention, your image even backs up my claim, they were non compliant so mild use of force was necessary. Untill you got them stopped and then you allowed it to escalate to deadly force. Again if you were to have followed your own steps, you would've skipped the verbal and gone straight to non lethal.
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>>727146157
Read the story, tard. It says clearly there was two black guys robbing/vandalizing a place. Either way they were spotted and fled from the officers, there shouldn't have been any verbal commands necessary at that point. Look it up.
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>>727146928
1) each dept has their own Force Continuum
2) You can skip steps
3) How about you go to an academy and learn this shit. that's what we had to do. stop being a fucking sideline know it all that just looks like a jackass. we don't come to your work and tell you how to do it...we haven't been trained to!
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>>727128833
https://discord.gg/6Qxq6
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>>727145337
Oh. That sucks ass
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>>727147273
mother fucker, I write fucking reports.. I read between the lines because i do the exact same job. don't tell me to read the story when you just don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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i only witnessed one car accident

>both cars damaged beyond repair
>girl gets out
>can you get me my glasses and cigarettes
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wrong picture, so here's this one
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>>727147281
1) kind of

2)which he didn't do, he went to minimal force straight to deadly.

3) i would if they would let me, but they dont like people that actually take the job seriously and by the book. And Not just doing what their told.

The only rebuttal that has been worth it was by the officer that told the story. All you other fucks dont have any room to respond to my questions.
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>>727145894
>black guy here
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>>727147398
Oh right, cuz he didn't have time to have his taser out? While shouting command at a non compliant person, 5 times he said he shouted. 5 fucking times, is well more than 6 seconds. Also his Partner wasn't smart enough to use his taser sooner. Whats this between the lines bullshit are you spouting about? There was nothing between the lines.
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OP here, my hands hurt from typing and I'm getting bored so I'm going to go drown in alcohol and play Ghost Recon Wildlands. I appreciate all the kind words. Until next time!
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>>727146061
>>she does this same shit a few weeks later

Is this usually a suicide attempt, or an attempt at suicide by accidental death to get insurance, or is it that rare neurosis/fetish where the person craves either self-mutilation or emergency surgery? Did you ever find out?
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>>727147910
Fucking crazy attention seeker
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>>727140882
>727140882
shoot to stop? your a murderer then a fuckign piece of shit.
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>>727147613
>I take the job seriously
Are you retarded? So do I and other people. I've been doing this shit for a while and I have to say, there are a lot of if, ands, or buts...but you should read up on Due Regard. There is a reason Police Officers, Security members, etc don't get picked for jury duty almost ever.
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>>727146061
>Motorcycle accident

Doctors call them "organ donors," right? So is there any truth to how frequent the calls are?
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>>727148032
How frequent what calls are?
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>>727140956
another fucking cocksuckking nigger lover. you didnt see a threat and there never was one. ONce again your paranoid and delusional, i guess your paycheck signed by the federal reserve bank makes you run that fucking nigger lover mouth
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>>727147901
but at the end of the day he is in the right...wrap your head around that. because i know what i'm talking about and i'm not going to change your close minded view. You really want to know what it's like and to understand it, go put in an application to the local PD and go through an academy...or even just a ride along. bet you, you will have a whole new perspective after that.
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>>727145302
>structure fire

Is that pretty why firemen were unable to get to them? Does that make axing your way through more of a risk of killing them than not or something?
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>>727148072
Yup. But at least I sleep good at night with my fan on medium. get some.
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>>727148234
fuck yo8u your just a murdering piece of shit goign around waving your guns everywhere faggot
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>>727148343
refer to me here:
>>727148326
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>>727148307
No structure fire just means a building fire. There are many factors that go into why a rescue couldnt happen on a fire
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>>727148326
ok faggot then i see you dont follow any morals like we thought you guys where jsut gun crazy nuts, but not agun nut though you can suck billarys cock

you support globalist and other, things like that, and gay agendas
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>>727148062

Motorcycle accidents versus all other vehicle accidents, or perhaps all other DOA vehicle accidents.
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>>727142776
Was that in Washington state?
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>>727148234
Bullshit, i have family tryin to be a cop. I have no problems with officers. I have known many officers in my life.

You act like its sooo terribly hard to think before you act. Is that what they train you to do? Is shoot first as questions later? I dont think so. Its as simple as the image >>727146053 posted. Which from is the guy that apparently shot the kid. Soo, if you read the story and the opportunities presented and the list of use of force ge should've skipped the first one and went to the middle two, and since he was unaware if they had a weapon or not, they could have definitely skipped to non leathal. But no he decides to throw out protocol and try and talk a non compliant man down to the ground. Just stupid, if you ask anyone if that makes sense they will tell you "no just tase his ass." Or spray him with pepper spray.
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>>727148549
Damn dude. You hit the nail on the head. You described me perfectly!
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>>727143512
voulenteer firefighters are wanna bes fuckin embarrassment to the fire service...and wow a fatal car crash who cares it happens every day.
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>>727148719
You do realize I've been doing LE and Security Ops for the past 7 years right? I've had to take people's lives...there is so much more to it than what you think kid. those choices you have to make, you have to make in seconds and some choices are better then others, some aren't. but a lot of those choices are not wrong. BTW that picture you're referring to, all PDs have something different.
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>>727143512
What state are you in, Anon?
This sounds very familiar
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>>727142640
>We follow the city police use of force policy,

They need to change these policies in America to reflect the real-world statistics of police being shot -- i.e. that they are infinitesimally small compared to police shooting of suspects who turn out to be unarmed.

So I don't blame you guys -- I blame reactionary policies in lieu of statistics which affect all tiers of society from civilians to police to military to Congress.
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>>727145646

Dude jesus...would you just shut your fucking cock holster already?

You don't know how any of this works. Please shut the fuck up and go back to your generic 9-5 lifestyle, and let these guys tell their stories you absolute know-nothing normie fucktard.

I know you won't though, so I'm wasting my time on a mental defect, but....christ...
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>>727149112
I agree with you, but I believe it should be more state sanctioned then city...and federal is a whole different beast altogether
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>>727128833
Got any creep shots of her on the strecher?
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>>727135310
Good old mason county
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>>727149506
>Houston we have a problem
>my sides
>they're in orbit
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>>727149061
Now everything makes sense, i see exactly why you're so defensive, you've shot someone out your own ignorance of protocol and fear for your life(you agreed to take the job). You do know theres office jobs, where you wont feel scared for your life so you dont "need" to shoot someone. Right? Either way you're trying to defend a peer in your field of work to ease your own haunted mind. Just pathetic.

Who cares, if they all differ. They don't dramatically change unless you leave the country itself. Like UK vs Chicago. But saying Chicago and idaho are that much different is laughable.

Lets hear one of your stories of justified killings to see if it was really justified. Or you have been told that enough times even you've started to believe it.
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>>727131396

I had a TIA in 2014 when I was 28. I'm not fat at all or have any cardiac history.
I got tingling in my lips and fingertips. I was able to fall into a police station and demanded they call an ambulance. Unfortunatly, when I got into the station I had facial drop on my right side, loss of sensation on my right arm and leg. I was unable to speak words and could only make crude sounds.

The police knew something was up and I got take to hospital pretty fast.

My symptoms resolved within 6 hours. Scared the living shit out of me.
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>>727149260
Okay, tell me how does it work then? Lay some logic on me instead of spouting nothing to contradict anything i have said so far. Untill then i am going to keep on keepin on. Bitch.
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>>727129614
>>Me and my partner follow the nurses to the Operating Room
Ya, fuckin' right you did. Watch more TV.
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THIS THREAD WAS AWESOME UNTIL THE FAGGOT SHOWED UP.

CONTRIBUTING ANONS ARE BASED. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

THREAD DERAILED.
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>>727137801
If you're asking that question, you're not cut out to be an EMT.
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>>727149293
>more state sanctioned then city

Surely Chicago needs different use-of-force policies (and weapons and gun control/carry regulations in general for both law enforcement/plainclothes and civilians, for that matter) than the rest of bumfuck Illinois? I mean, there's a certain amount of balance and coordination for sure, and definitely there needs to be interstate coordination particularly in enforcing things like gun and drug (high-end-shit) trafficking, but when dealing with individuals it seems you got either Urban, Suburban or Rural.
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>>727149642
1) You don't know anything about me, you don't know anything that I've been through, and obviously don't understand the justice system well enough to know the rules and regulations and the actions that are to be performed and what's allowed.
2) I've had my cases reviewed by the federal government. They are none of your concern to know. Some still are active investigations into bigger crimes.
3) States do differ widely. You're just plain fucking stupid for that comment. no explanation needed for that.
4) The only office time I get is when i have to write up a report or do some paperwork. other then that i'm in the field. what do you do for a living to "know" and to "interpret" all this so well. please do, tell.
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>>727128833
Did she doe?
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>>727149846

I can just tell how much you need a friend in real life anon.
But you're going to push everyone away until one day OP shows up and finds your lonely dead body.
This is concrete, and no whining and crying can stop these wheels that are already in motion.
Sorry, anon. I hope you get the help you need.
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>>727149973

Lifelong resident of Illinois here. There's a well known difference between Chicago police and other agencies. Even among rural areas there are differences due to various factors. Department policy, environmental factors, funding etc.

I've never lived in Chicago but every acquaintance I've made there has warned me to be wary of the police. What's funny is that I've been told this by white older people making 6 figures a year and by poor minorities living in areas I'm less then thrilled to travel.
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i got some stories from being in a hospital for 4 days. Here is one for when i first arrived.

>construction worker
>accident at work resulting in 4 days at hospital
>share room with 20 year old
>ask what is he in for
>"I had something lodged in my ass"
>"rushing kappa sig huh?"
>no, just exploring
>caveexplorer.jpeg
>says "they let me keep it"
>keep what
>pulls out huge vibrator
>wat.webm
>ask him if he will use it during his stay
>"sure if you want ;)"
>ask nurse to be moved


kid told me shoved a 9 inch vibrator in his ass and it stayed there for 5 days. Vibrated the entire time until the batteries died and then he went to the emergency room
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>>727148637
Yes.

>>727148615
Motorcycle accidents happen a lot during the summer. Not as much as regular car wrecks though. Fatal wrecks depend entirely on location. Some places get them a lot.

>>727149936
Its a local hospital that is so man power short that one of the docs in the surgery is the ED doc. We have real cool protocols. You need to stop watching TV and realize medicine isn't like you think. It was our patient we brought in so of course they let us back to assist in his cardiac arrest.
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>>727129614

There's an NPR/PRI reporter who dropped a piece of heavy luggage getting off the plane in China a couple years back. Didn't cut himself, but it had a bruise that didn't go away. By the time he left the arm started swelling up and it had to be amputated. Rare freak incident -- but it's like, dude, you're a foreign correspondent for a major international news outlet and *this* is how you lose your arm? Please, just say "China -- I don't want to talk about it" when you meet chicks, because life is shit and you deserve mileage from that bad luck.
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>>727150211
Are you mental? Seriously speaking of needing friends in real life and you're posting on /b/ telling me i need friends?

Who's the pot and whos the kettle in this?
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>>727150303
Please get the thread back on track with these stories, holy shit lol
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>>727149936
To be more specific we are a trauma level 4 hospital, meaning we don't have full surgery teams on ever. We can handle small surgeries and for some reason the doc decided he could do the amputation. The nurses we followed in ran from the ED to the OR on the other side of the hospital to help because we dont have staffing. Many of my other stories are verifiable via news outlets so why would I lie about one?
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>>727150467

I am mental but I'm nice and have friends.
You've been ranting and raving and shitting yourself while trying to derail neat stories and arguing with strangers. You're suicide fodder. You know it. You can't stop it. Your anger sprouts from self hatred. Your life will be a spot on the wall soon. Goodnight anon.
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MOAR STORIES DAMMIT
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>>727139391
>I had put 3 rounds in both lungs and 2 just near to his heart
Yeah right, James Bond.
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These stories are giant piles of bullshit even by /b/ standards. Maybe if you didn't exaggerate to make yourselves look like know-it-all medical gods or marksman mall cops for fuck sake?
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>>727150168
Yep, i hit a nerve.

1) i dont need to know you to see why you'd be so defensive over "another" officer. Never hear of the thin blue line? Im sure you have a patch, don't you?

2)just some are still active. Why not tell us one that no longer active? What because you know you'll get prodded like the last guy and still wont have any answers to any questions presented, other than your go to "you just don't understand what its like". It seems like you don't even have a way ti articulate your actions in /b/ how the fuck can you stand in federal court and lie? Did you get your superior to do it for you?

3)proof? Anything to show a dramatic change in protocol on how to deal with an non compliant possibly armed suspect.

4) i read, alot. I talk to people in person and online and ask them Questions. If i don't get my questions fully answered i will always have a follow up to ensure im getting all the information.


Your turn.
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>>727150303
late night day 1

>wake up in the middle of night due to pain
>dildo boy was released while i was asleep
>replaced by mr. t
>buff black guy, shivering in pain.
>bed is soaked, he is staring at the ceiling
>"Dear lord in heaven, help my lil' nigga"
>ask him what is the deal
>large kidney stone
>"i haven't slept in three days mane"
>screams in pain
>nurse runs in
>"what's wrong Qwan?"
>"my dick is gonna explode"
>"it's gonna be ok-"
>mr t runs out of the room hollering
>never see him again

later found out he passed the stone but refused to go back in my room for some unknown reason. He was also reported high from eating weed brownies his homies "snuck in"

Nurses said they smelled of weed and cheap liquor. they got kicked out for trying to touch a nurses ass.
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>>727149957
Kek. And you'd know.
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>>727150879
To think about it, his grouping is pretty realistic. There is nothing too extraordinary about it or special. Especially at that range.
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>>727131057
i follow similar threads now for almost over a year.
it woke the feeling in me that i wanna become an emt too.. i just have to try it.
so thanks to all anons out there who do this and raise awareness of those jobs.
you guys are the real heroes because you really make a difference!
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>>727150795
Nah, I've gotten over the edgy killing my self attempts long ago. If you caught me 10 years ago, you'd be spot on with that assumption. I already understand its much more fun to stay alive, because the dead only knows one thing. Thats it's better to be alive.

Since you're mental, heres a puzzle for you to do while the big boys talk. Okay?
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Firefighter/EMT here

>Get called to a child drowning in a residential swimming pool
>Our engine is hauling ass to get there, deputies are first on scene, he is unresponsive, they give mouth to mouth
>We arrive and rush to the back yard, the deputy's attempts were unsuccessful, one of our FireFighters took over until the Rescue Squad arrived.
>Paramedics arrive and try to revive him, he is still unresponsive and has no pulse.
>He is taken to the nearest children's hospital where he's pronounced DOA.
>We get ready to return to quarters but one of the deputies called us over to check on the mom who was found unconscious on the living room couch.
>She's drunk and she took Xzanex (or something of the sort), we wake her up and she's totally unaware of what happened.
>She left her sliding door open and her 5 year old wandered into the pool.
>Her preteen daughter found her brother in the pool a few hours after he fell in. She went to her neighbors to get help.
>Child protective services took her daughter and detectives began investigating.

Don't know what happened next but I was depressed that entire week from that call
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>>727151097
no. not a nerve. Just letting me know you think you're a street lawyer, but realistically...just some kid with a computer. congrats kiddo.
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>>727151082
You're so naive. We have to be medically trained to do certain procedures you fucktard. When I'm drilling a 25mm 15 guage needle into your tibia you better hope I'm a medical know it all. You can't give medications without understand how they effect your body and you cant treat injuries without knowing basics of emergency medicine and shock. Try harder troll.
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>>727144971
Fucking liberals.

You tell them freeze and they make a move for their pocket, you are completely justified in shooting them.
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>>727151347
Wrekt
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>>727151337
Street lawyer? Was i saying anything he did was unlawful? You do Know my point is that, he killed someone when he had other options available and since he is told its justified he starts to believe it. Not once did i cite any laws or anything of the sort? So your assumptions of me being street lawyer is due to my use of articulate words? I dont get your logic here.

Again no answers, just ad hominems.

You are doing great at this, keep it up.
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>>727151558
Don't feed that fucking thing anymore attention.
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>>727136997
for you
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Somebody gonna screencap this? Would be cool if you could reduce these stories to a single file.
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>>727134482
this is some tough shit.
i mean its always bad to loose a patient but i guess this is the worst case scenario
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>>727151732
yup. Just remember it's not you doing the job, but you're the professional kid.
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>>727151286
lol pussy. Its not like the kid was all smashed up and bloody a drowning is a very clean quick death he probably died immediately.
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>>727151129
Day 2

>Largely uneventful until 2:00pm
>Heard faint crying most of the day but nothing notable
>crying gets louder, recognize voice
>old friend, haven't seen her in 17 years.
>"Hey Jennie!"
>"A-anon? what happened"
>Catch up with her, ask why she is there
>"Anon, my Cousin is in a comma"
>"What happened?
>"Drugs, anon"
>I'm sorry
>its okay, i'll be okay.
>"Jennie, if you need anything . . "
>"There's one thing, Anon. If you see my brother convince him to get clean"
> "I will, Jen."

I saw JEn's bro 17 days later at a store. He looked hardly human, but I told him to get clean and that i would personally help him if he needed it. He told me to leave him alone. I tried again, but he told me to stay away. I died last year around thanksgiving. overdose
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>>727151558
I never said i dont agree with shooting someone that is posing an immediate threat.

You morons seem to read magic between the lines of the poster but cant read the blatantly posted words from me.

He had options prior to him grabbing at his waist band. He posted his own list of use of force protocol. He had the ability to prevent the altercation to escalate to deadly force prior to him reaching for shit. He gave 5 commands to get down ti a guy that has already been non compliant. Why didn't he tase after the first command given? Or how about give no commands and just tase them?


Also your assumption of me being liberal couldn't be more wrong.
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>>727151931
Nah, most of these stories are boring as fuck and full of lies.
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>>727151129
>for trying to touch a nurses ass

Dumbass. I sympathize with the pain and the pot brownies are a great fix, and weed makes me horny af, but you gotta stay on the ball man.

But I guess at the end if he passed the stone he's fine on his own. Last time I was high though I was in the library while my best friend with whom I had recently broken up was studying, and I was literally shaking in the corner with horniness at not being able to grope her.
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>>727152107
You died of an overdose?
>dafaq
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>>727151931
OP here, Im screen capping for later use so I don't have to type it up again.
>>727152153
I'm curious as to why you faggots think I'm lying. What's there to lie about? I work a job that is undeniably know for crazy shit like this and it happens often everywhere 24/7. You just are so sheltered from reality that you never see how the real world is.
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>>727151280
>10 years ago

History repeats itself. Go get the gun, anon. Finish it. If arguing for hours at great lengths on 4chan is any indicator of who you are in real life, you know there's only one way out for you. The people around you irl have probably been expecting it for years. Complete your course. Leave the world a nicer place.
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Alcoholic degen reporting. Big-Ups to you guys this shit takes a lot of grit. I know I would never be able to do this stuff unless there was no choice.

Deep respect. Save for the dirty cops.
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>>727152107

>I died last year around thanksgiving.

lvl 99 spooky detected
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>>727128833
not my story but a buddy of mine who is an emt-b told me a few stories.
no pics sadly.

basically, he responsed to a suicide / body found hanging in a warehouse.
nobody wanted to lift him up to get the rope off until my friend decided to do it.
once they got the rope lose millions and millions of ants came pouring out of his neck / eyes/ nose/ mouth/ and ears.

he instantly dropped the body onto the concrete floor where even more ants started coming out of every part of this dudes body. he said it was one of the worst experiences of the job.
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>>727152343
NOPE<<
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>>727152107
>Anon, my cousin is in a comma

Did they get out and end the sentence?
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>>727152264
Go onto thebarchive.com, all of this is being archived and you'll be able to copy it in text form at any time. Just save the thread #
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>>727152271
What, so you can huddle up in your safe space?

Fuck no, i am here to have conflicting views with everyone and anyone. I wont agree with anyone untill im presented with the facts. Untill then i have far too many people to piss off to kill myself.
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>>727152107
>he told me to stay away. I died last year around thanksgiving. overdose

/x/
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>>727152312

Sorry anon /x/ has been running loose lately. Poor little fellers get lost sometimes.
I'll take them back with me when I leave this thread.
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>>727152462
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OP here, Ghost Recon P2P isnt working so I guess I can post more stories.

Any types of calls you guys want to hear?

>Dispatched for patient evaluation
>Arrive on scene
>Multiple law enforcement officers out at this residence
>Walking up to the house I hear barking and see the cops gearing up in tyvek suits
>Once inside I see why
>Dog shit and piss on every quare foots of the floor
>Literal whole house covered in shit at different stages of decay, some moldy, some smashed into the floor
>Eval the couple and send them in with the BLS unit
>The couple gets their animals taken away
>They had over 40 live dogs inside the house, all small Pomeranian type dogs
>There were 4 dead dogs inside the house, the couple only knew where 2 of the dead ones were but knew they were there
>There were multiple pet snakes and birds inside as wel
>They are involuntarily removed and sent to the hospital for eval
>Next day the news says we "rescued them" when we really forced them out of their shitty home
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>>727152134
My impression of you is that you're on coke or manic for some other reason, and you think it's somehow noble or admirable that you pester people who actually do things to "get all of the information." Everything else aside, you think you're on the side of truth and decency or whatever, but you're actually just fucking annoying. Stop thinking anyone owes you anything.
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>>727152663
more road accidents
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>>727132994
Died
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>>727146053
Good job. You survived and it was righteous. That's all you can ask for.
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>>727152783
>>727152605
Lol and I didn't even see this one. Jesus what an edgy shitheel. Good luck
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>>727152663
call that fucked you up the longest
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>>727152134
Anon, to be quite honest, I would be fine with him shooting both of the niggers in the back for running away, because he shouldn't have to waste his breathe chasing them.

However that's neither here nor there. Only a liberal cuck would be whining about him shooting in the conditions he described.

Go back to Rabbit kid.
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This thread is intense keep going
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>>727152663
I work as a first aid attendant on construction sites, worst I've seen is a smashed hand from a guy getting it stuck between two cinder blocks, people shooting themselves with nail guns, cuts with skill saws, but nothing too brutal, was thinking about continuing down the road with health.

Anyways, do you have many stories with gang violence/shootings?
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>>727152885
Dude shut the fuck up we've almost gotten rid of it. Stop looking at it.
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>>727152343

Do you want ants?
Because this is how you get ants!
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>>727152107
He died. I ain't no damn ghost

Day three
>Surgery was succeed!
>eating dinner in room
>see old man in nothing but robe waddle by
>morbidly obese, belly so big it hangs to his knees
>He starts to fall over
> nurses try to help him
>no succeed
>he falls to the desk
>"Ohhhhhh"
>he wails in pain
>"OHHHHHH"
>"I get up to help the skinny nurses"
>"It's okay, sir. I got y-"
>PBBBBBBT
>Man releases huge fart
> "axcuse my flat-
>another huge fart
>"GOOD GOD"
>A nurse shouts as he empties his bowels on the floor
>what appears to be a gallon of liquid shit covers the floor.
>I trip over myself and start bawling laughing
>nurses think I crying while scrambling to help shit man
>Janitor walks by with bucket and mop, turns around and heads the other way
>old man says, "I can clean it all up"
>tries to walk away but slips in shit
>belly flops on the oil spill
> i ran away to my room crying laughing,
>the spill is so bad it take 80 miunites to clean
>last i heard, he was removed from pool exercise for 3 weeks.
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The shit i've read in this thread tonight is more surreal and fucked up than any form of media could ever lead you to believe, how do you fuckers deal with this type of stuff?
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>>727153045
kek'd
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>>727152977
continue with these please...
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>>727152663
Any calls involving stuck adult toys?
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>>727152783
It seems to me you fucks dont like to be questioned. All i have done is present simple points in the subject, along with a simple question. But the answers given are "you just don't understand" or "you are stupid" or "things are done differently" and thats it. Try putting that kind of answer as an answer on a test. It's not an answer its a cop out.

If someone post online and i question it, that doesn't automatically meam i think everyone owes me shit. Are you being serious?
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Y'all watch too much Cops and police youtube vids. Bull shit to the posts talking about shooting someone, when it's that over the top, you know it's fake. A real cop wouldn't post it on /b/, I checked some news reports of matching incidents and I'm certain that you aren't one of the officers in the reports
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>>727131396
I have watched my dad have two strokes. Care to hear about them?
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>>727153200

NOBODY FUCKING RESPOND.
LET THIS THING DIE FROM LACK OF ATTENTION.
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>>727153016
Really? Im all over this site. You can get rid of me.
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>>727152860
Ok.

>Dispatched to a two car head on MVA (Motor Vehicle Accident)
>Reporting Parties (Multiple 911 calls at this point) say that two cars collided head on at 50mph and that one person is entrapped and might be dead
>Upon arrival, two vehicles found off the roadway
>command arrives and gives a size up and says we have one red patient (critical) entrapped
>A older ford pickup was hit head on by a small sedan
>Small sedan was attempting to pass or swerved to avoid a vehicle they didnt see stopped that was turning at the time
>Collided head on with the truck doing at least 50mph
>Truck driver has multiple fractures
>before I get therein the engine the driver is now a black patient (deceased)
>I arrive and we prepare our tools to get ready to extricate the body
>The engine block is basically on the center console
>Open driver door and find the driver isnt really trapped
>Mfw we got all the hydraulic spreaders and rams, and cutters out for nothing
>Get his body out and see blood pooled in the seat
>mfw dont drive like a dipshit

>>727153164
Surprisingly no, not yet. Been in the game 3 years.

>>727152977
No, I live in a crazy meth town/rural area so most shootings we get are not gang related. we get the occasional Guatemalan gang stabbing or whatever.

>>727153072
Copious amounts of alcohol, some use illegal drugs, some use having healthy de-stressors and others just don't deal with it at all and bottle it up. After a while death becomes something that phases you less and less and tragedy becomes another day at work.
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>>727153293

It only takes him two strokes to get off? That's impressive! Though perhaps he had been edging for hours....

Or did you interrupt him twice, and in doing so you only saw him taking one stroke? In which case the story sounds lame.
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>>727153365
You don't even know who's who. How are you gonna stop it?
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>>727153157
With my gore stories? sure, I've got a few personal ones, and some really fucked up ones from people I've met in the same line of work as me. got any preferences?
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>>727153200
If you're so damn persistent for an answer or to have the ones given to you broken down, just go ask a lawyer or go to a Police Station for fucks sake. Let the Thread continue or make your own thread.
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>>727153490
yeah...the most fucked up.
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>>727153410
my sympathies, usually people just like to enjoy themselves without appreciating what really happens out there.
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>>727153072
Alcohol. You're always going to have that horrible image stuck in your head late at night but everyone copes differently.
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>>727153490
different anon, but i'm curious to hear whatever you've got to tell!
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>>727153410
whats the most senseless death you've come across?
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>>727152474
Good idea
>>727152264
Godspeed OP. Your thread is pretty amazing and so are you.
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i had a heart attakc and then shit myself
i deid on the way to the hospital
but the nurse unsuccefully revived me in the ambulance
i woke up and then conplained about shit on my balls
go unconscious and heart stopped once more
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>>727153494
Why would i ask a person that isn't claiming to have killed someone? Im here now, and wanted simple answers from the person providing the story. Thats just it, its a fucking "story". Thats exactly why they can't provide any information that actually makes sense or even that is considered an actual answer. Its all bullshit fake story's, and questioning proves this.
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>>727128833
I'm an RN in a busy level 1 trauma ED. I just got home from work. My last pt of the night was a man who got drunk and set his house on fire. BAC was close to 300. He didn't have many burns, but his nose was full of soot and his airway was completely black, not an easy intubation for our doc. He was DOA but we worked him for a bit because we had new people that needed to practice compressions. Also so we could tell the family we did all we could. Burnt humans stink. This guy especially cuz of his weave. There was black melted plastic from it. When I transferred him to the morgue gurney, his hair was sticking straight out to the side.
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>>727128833
Not to steal OPs thunder. But I flipped a crashed car with 2 teenage (maybe 17?) girls in it, booze bottles everywhere and smelled like booze. Anyway. EMS bro said to GTFO before cops showed up because their dicks and will make me fill out paperwork stating I was the one to flip the car and not fire department. EMS will say they flipped it by hand.. I had a tow strap in my car. Done plenty of recoveries but that was the funnest. Girls where okay. Was a new car so lots of safety features
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>>727153410
Story 20 something

>Dispatched to two car head one with entrapment at 5am
>Pick up vs Semi
>Arrive on scene and see a truck with heavy damage
>driver is entrapped inside
>We get the vehicle stabilized and get ready to cut him out
>patient is pinned under the steering wheel, but not badly injured
>semi sheared off the A post and driver side door missing him by inches
>We gut him out with the jaws and transport
>Someone who was standing in the ed noticed a big aid bag like we use on our rigs and asked whos it was, it belonged to nobody on scene
>Also find a portable radio in the back and ask the same only to find out in isnt ours
>turns out the guy is a tweaker who had been stealing from local fire stations.
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>>727153670
wat da phuck
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>>727138578
In car jargon, at least in the US...

The pillar between the windshield/windscreen and the front door is the A pillar.

The pillar between the front and back doors is the B pillar.

The pillar between the back door and the back glass is the C pillar.

If it's a station wagon/estate or SUV, the pillar between the back door and the back side glass is the C pillar, and the pillar between the back side glass and the back glass is the D pillar.
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>>727153704
why do you care so much? why can you not just let it go and move on with your life?
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>>727153627
Probably the OP. It was heartwrenching to see an 18 year old girl innocently killed by wrecklessness laying dead in the ditch with her corpse getting rained on
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>>727153551
Cute, sauce?
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>>727153765
i lived it again but need surgery
i also have robut knuckle because of accident at cottin faktories
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>>727129614
What hospital lets EMTs perform cpr within the hospital when it's staffed with fully capable people? What OR, in the middle of surgery, let's anyone not scrubbed in into the room??
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>>727153882
Someone finally called him out
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>>727153747
>I flipped a crashed car with 2 teenage (maybe 17?) girls in it.
KEK
>see crashed car
>2 young women trapped
>flip that shit upside down and walk away
fucking faggot girls...
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>>727153704
Dude. You're on /b/...are you looking for answers here, like seriously or to troll? Because it looks like you got sucked into the rabbit hole :/ Probably not your proudest moment right now?
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>>727153717
Ever fool around with a patient in a coma?
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>>727153551
>>727153596
Alright, I've got two that tie for me as far as being disturbing. When I was taking my course to get certified, I was talking with a few guys who had been medics up in the oil fields up north, and one guy who had been a longshoreman ( I live in BC)

anyways, the longshoreman had told me once how he had to deal with a guy being crushed in between two shipping containers that were coming off a ship at the docks, told me that when they got the container off of him that he had visibly crushed ribs, both arms broken with one of them being a compound fracture, and visible brain matter. They had to airlift him out and he ended up having some pretty severe brain damage and had to spend months in the hospital
Cont. with secdon story...
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>>727153835
>Emily Bloom
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>>727138578

In other words, this guy read the /b/ copypastas on the most epic ways to commit suicide.
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>>727153820
That anon is a walking suicide as stated earlier.
He gon' die.
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>>727153882
>it's staffed with fully capable people
What part of it wasnt dont you understand? its a level 4 hopsital with a basic surgical team? If they need people for compressions and we are bullshitting with the ER nurses when they get called to help why wouldn't they let us? We came in to do CPR, not heart surgery. I was curious about hwy they let us in not scrubbed in, but they had us mask up. They needed people for compressions so nurses could help the 2-3 docs in there. This hospital was not adequately staffed and the Dr. took a surgery way outside of his capabilities. This patient should have been sent to our trauma or more capable hospital enter but wasnt. Also we help our ER with codes all the time if we are in the Er when it happens. Our county and its EMS is a really close knit team of providers.
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>>727153963
Lol. They deserved it. For drinking an driving. And this road was bum fuck no where. Literally car was stuck in a swampy grassy patch in a cow pasture... And the road had a small maybe 20 degree wide angle winding too it. But ive done 120mph on that road EZPZ. Idk how they managed it.
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>>727154019
go on pls
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>>727154060
some people's kids ill tell ya what
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>>727154093
It was also night hours and the only staff in the hospital was registration and the ED, OB, ICU and Med-Surg Staff. And the only nurses free to help were two of ER nurses. You guys don't have to believe it. I have nothing to prove to strangers online. I seen the arm on the table and watched the sew the stump of his arm partially closed and cap it with foam and a sealed dressing. Not you. You don't have to lvie with the image of the guy getting CPR on the table with his arm severed bleeding onto the floor. I do. Go fuck yourself.
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>>727153820
Well it started from me asking a simple line if questions to get some background to a story, and several other anons wanted to but in without actually providing any conflicting information.

If nobody other than the poster tried to act like they knew what they were talking about without providing any backing information, this thread would've died long ago. Let alone i probably would've gotten to the end of the questioning much sooner. With or without the answers. i sure as hell wouldn't have been on this topic still.
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>>727153966
This whole thread is a troll. How the fuck do you know that all but 2 other people aren't just me talking to myself? Hmmm?
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>>727153986
EMT here, transported a really hot woman to the hospital after she drove drunk and crashed into a pole. She was in stable condition but she was unconscious and banged up. Partner was driving so out of curiosity, I lifted her shirt up and may or may not have taken a pic. Oh the public scrutiny I would face if this came out
>>
>>727153670
>>727153873
>robut knuckle

huh?

I need more infomations?
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>>727154261
>suicide
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>>727154261
fair enough. but you might as well just enjoy them and move on. better than gettin all worked up for nothing.
>>
>>727153551
Cont from>>727154019
One of the Oil field workers told me about how once when he was quadding up in the bush with a few friends they came across a woman in her late teens/early twenties hysterically losing her shit on her own running down the trail they were on looking for help, apparently her brother and mom had been doubling on a quad and flipped it, the mom was okay but the brother was in pretty bad shape, when they got to where he was the guy said he knew he was dead, obviously had a broken neck and was non responsive the kid's mom was a nurse and was trying to keep her son alive. He stayed with them and tried to calm the mother down until medics got there, but she was in a state of denial/shock and wouldn't stop trying to revive her son who was obviously already gone. That one got me right in the feels...
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>>727154330
because i'm me and you're talking to me about you?
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>>727154350
Now that's what I am talking about. Ever take a feel or two also?
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>>727153986
Don't really have coma pts in the ED. There are heavily sedated pts if we intubate them. Only time I ever touched a pt inappropriately was Valentine's day last year. This girl came via ambulance after shooting herself in the head. She was maybe 20. She was already posturing and her eyes were completely swollen from the increased pressure in her skull. We intubated and made her look presentable for the family before transporting her to ICU to die. When she first arrived we removed all her clothes to check for any other wounds. She had perfect, round, perky tits. Her vagina was freshly shaved and she had made a lil heart with the hair. I felt bad for being so turned on. I was alone in the room while hooking her up to the portable monitor for the transport so I took another peak at her body and rubbed her with my gloved hand for a second or two.
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>>727154330
That applies to all of the threads on /b/. Funny how I'm same fagging right now
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>>727154468

I'm not all riled up you fucking faggot I'm just questioning the questions asked in this thread. No one can proof anything so I keep asking questions and no one can answer them. I'm in your face and no one on /b/ can handle me this fucking thread is bullshit because I'm the only one that asks these questions.
Try again
>you lose
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>>727154330
cuz there's 60 posters in this thread
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>>727154535
NOW we are getting somewhere...
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>>727154093
Level 4 hospitals are basically clinics. They don't have OR rooms. The pt would've been transferred to an appropriate facility. How many people do you think it takes to run a code?
1 doctor
1 for compression
1 to pull up meds and administer
1 for airway.
You are full of shit.
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>>727154468
What, am i not allowed to ask a simple question to a story? Its not my fault other anons jumped in on the bandwagon.
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>>727154627
i'm not even worried about it dude. you just seem to be getting really upset for no reason. just relax.
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>>727154648
Oh great, fucking one man wrecking ball of extra chromosomes is back at it again with 21 questions
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As a cop and merely basic medical first responder, can attest to how ridiculous common heart attack/aed incidents are.
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>>727154468

That anon has been slowly descending into mania the entire thread (if you just got here) Whole thing started about a tazer, if you can believe it. My guess is meth.
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>>727154796
just let the tard have his way until he calms down.
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>>727154841
oh no, i've been here the whole time lol. really cool thread but, i have noticed this dude losing his shit for no reason. so you're probably right, meth it is.
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>>727154627
aaaaand he's finally lost it...
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>>727154648
Dude, i think the mob are on to you now. Goodluck.
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>>727154796
Not sure what you're referring to. I'm the ED nurse who just started posting. Why are you so rustled by it?
>>
OP here, keep this in mind you doubting faggots.I am only telling you the crazy shit I experience. Not the boring monotonous bullshit I deal with day in and day out.

This call happened last week

>Get dispatched for seizure
>They say it lasted about 2 minutes, 60 something year old male first time seizure

>>727154648
Im not debating this with you faggot. We are basically a clinic, but we are equipped with a surgical operating room to do small surgeries for things that my hospital can handle. You need more than one for compressions retard, and there were two docs doing the surgery itself. The patient would have been transferred but my local Level 1 hospital (there is only one in my region) denied the transfer because the infection had spread to far and the patient was dying anyways even if they amputated. This doc got a hard on and thought he could do it himself. How many to run a code?
>2-3 for compressions, more if you can
>They had 2 docs doing the surgery, one sewing and one holding the tissue in place
>One nurse for drugs
>One nurse for documenting
>One nurse getting ABGs
>1 on airway
We never got swapped in basically ended up observing the whole time because there was enough people. They didnt object to us being in the room.
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BLM needs to be deleted
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>>727154627
>Picture Related.
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>>727155012
Forgot to finish
>This call happened last week
>>Get dispatched for seizure
>>They say it lasted about 2 minutes, 60 something year old male first time seizure
>Gets upped to CPR in progress
>Patient not breathing
>get there and get inside
>Get an IO on the guy
>I get swapped in for compressions for a few rounds
>Push meds for the medic
>guys dies despite efforts
>wife tries asking us why didnt shock him witht he paddles
>have to explain that its because they are stickers not paddles anymore

>>727154648
This pic of is from my local levels 4s website faggot
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>>727154535
>Valentine's
>shaved herself a pubic heart
>gunshot to the head
Poor girl...I wonder what Chad did to her.
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