Why aren't you dating an Australian girl?

because fuck 6000 mile drives

>>727125388
Because i'm not a lesbian

kangaroos are scary sometimes

They talk weird

>>727125388
They don't make those where I live

>>727125388
I only want to feel inferior in the bedroom, not 24/7.

>>727125388
TEXAS

>>727125388
They're a bunch of shitcunts

>>727125388
They're always talking about dingos eating their babies

>>727125388
yeah hold up lemme just drive across the ocean.


also, i prefer asian girls.

>>727125388
>Australian girl

every female in Australia is either an immigrant, a dyke or an sjw land whale. I'd rather fuck a kangaroo or become a faggot

Why aren't you dating a Mexican Girl?

>>727125388
i don't do long distance. their accent is sexy tho

Well as an aussie I can tell you aussie chicks are stuck up moles. I have a spanish grill she is minto

>>727125602
>the rules

>>727125388
Because I'm a neckbeard? I was gonna get in deep with a Kiwi girl till she showed up on my doorstep with a nigger in tow.

>>727126392
yeah they're stuck up if you're a basement dwelling neckbeard.

>>727125388
Because they are dumbcunts.
Their accents shit me to tears.
They will take you for everything while not giving equally.
They are whinny bitches (especially the young ones.)
They often fuck everything except for you, cheat cheat and cheat and when they do fuck you they try to trick you into getting them pregnant.

and did I mention their annoying accents.

Trips and my future girl will be Australian

Don't leave me cold, probability.

>>727125388

AYY YU WAN FUK ME IN THA RIPPA MATE? GIVE ME CUNT A STABBIN WILL YA

>>727126614
Rerolling

>>727126673
Please. Rerolling

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2d girls are better

>>727126735
:'(

>>727126790
I'm gonna kill myself now because forever alone

>>727125388
Because I literally can't into dating a girl.

>>727126871
loser

>>727126871

OI COME 'ER YA CUNT, I'LL WHISPER TO YA WILLIE

>>727125602
tits or GTFO

someone post pic of Olivia Newton John

>>727126965
Rolling for you to be my girlfriend. Dubs and your trapped

>>727127207
Going for trips

>>727126479
Kek maybe you didnt read my post properly, my gf is worth a dozen slutty aus girls

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>>727126313
Why aren't you dating a Jamaican girl?

>>727125762
top kek

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>>727125388
Because I don't find anything about this to be attractive.

>>727127517
Racist!

>>727125388
why am i not dating anyone.
probably because im autistic as fuck

>>727127617
dont sjw this

>>727127408
Cause Im not a fan of the stink of marijuana

>>727125388
source for this image why are there so many different ones

>>727127517

Abbos are straight up neanderthals, not sure how anyone can see it any other way

As an australian i find literally any other culture more interesting than bogans.

>>727125388
I am.
why?

>>727127793
I am absolutely fascinated by abos. If there are any actual Aussies lurking here, please tell some stories. I've never met one, probably because I doubt any of them have ever set foot on American soil, but I love hearing about them.

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>>727128073
what is there to be fascinated by anon?

>>727128073
>abos
the fuck is that

Coz i married her

>>727128287
Just their crazy antics, man.

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>>727128308

Australian aboriginals, honestly look like a completely different breed of human

>>727128287
>transperth ftw