Fluffy thread attempt #2
>>727111535
>>727111535
Getting this out of the way early
>>727111764
Wtf is this shit?? You people are sick fuckos, you know that?
>>727112312
>on /b/
>calling kettle black
Go back to your track threads timmy
>>727112312
then don't view the thread if you don't like it? Nobody is forcing you to stay and watch
>>727112510
Actually, I am, a la Clockwork Orange.
>>727111535
people asking for explanations are just trolls anon, just post fluffs and ignore any questions or insults
bump
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>>727113318
kek
>>727114172
Kweh.
>>727112880
this is awesome
>>727115221
...fuck they have a use now
one of my personal favorites here
>>727115221
THEY TOOK OUR JOBS
>>727115594
Well, if you like that one, here's another that's similar.
>>727115743
DEH TURK UR JURBS
>>727115850
makes you wonder how often they'd have to replace that fluffy due to people punting it off the chair
>>727116059
I think a month or two back somebody did a green text story based off of the Walmart greeter fluffy. I think I might have saved it but it was pretty good. I'll see if I can find it.
Had a dream last night that a friend's kid owned a couple of fluffies, and I couldn't do anything to them because they didn't belong to me. Wanted to fuck with the little things so badly. Woke up just as one of them pissed on the floor and was gonna be punished. Just an awful start to an otherwise awful day.
>>727116679
that sounds awesome
Hi fluffy thread lets post some shit
>>727116968
Well... shit, I thought I had saved it. I guess not.
How's about I post another one I saved. It's based off this picture.
Bubbles the Fluffy:
>See that pink poofball laying next to me on the couch?
>That's Bubbles, my new fluffy mare. I'd been going through a rough time in my life; stress from work, stress from my relationship and such. My doctor recommended that I buy a therapy pet to help me relax.
>Keeping in mind that I sometimes have violent anger issues, he also recommended that I not invest in any normal pet. This is why I picked up Bubbles from the local animal shelter. Nobody would either care or miss her if I suddenly decided to slam her body repeatedly into the wall or started cutting her up with a meat cleaver.
>Therapy pet, stress ball and punching bag; all in one. Who knew?
Like, Yukkuris are literally the same godamn thing. Also I had a nightmare once that seemed very similar to this.
>Be 3
>Mom has those old style My little Pony's (She wanted one because her father never got her one)
>She shows the weird as fuck vid to me.
>Get nightmare of an old My Little Pony (Strangely similar to those fluffies)
>She's flying over a river that has a city backdrop
>Flies through a thicket of bushes and loses everything except her head
>Mildy disgruntled look on her face
>End of dream
What the fuck? Was I fucking destined to see this damn page?
>>727116418
follow up?
Chocolate rain nnnn
>>727117904
was just posted today
hope that faggot does more though
>>727117822
>I'd had Bubbles for about a week when it happened. We were out on a lunch date when my girlfriend of two years told me it was either marriage or she would leave me. I told her that it wasn't a good time for us to jump into such a commitment. I knew she was fucking around behind my back anyway and would continue to do so married or not. Since when have you ever seen a ring plug a hole?
>Needless to say, she left me then and there.
>Because of this, I may not have been in the best mental state when I arrived back at work. I may have snapped out on my boss and I may have aired some dirty laundry in front of the whole office.
>Needless to say, I got fired.
>So then, my dear readers, can you imagine how I felt when I arrived home and the only thing there to greet me was that pink little floofball?
>My first instinct was to kick her. Why was she so fucking happy? What the Jesus fuck was so great about her day that she could just smile and giggle and be happy to see me?
>But I didn't kick her.
>>727118267
>Instead, I went grocery shopping. Nothing fancy. Just some cheap spaghetti and generic store brand sauce. I made enough for both of us.
>Watching Bubbles eat, I understood why I didn't kick her. Here was a creature that relied totally on ~me~. She trusted me to not kick her. She needed me to feed her and to clean up after her. She needed my company when she was alone and she needed my comfort when she was scared. She gave me structure in my life. Structure that I could rebuild from when times got shitty as they were now.
>Why am I telling you guys this story? It's because Bubbles passed away recently. I selected a nice Colorado Blue Spruce from the local nursery to mark her grave as is the fashion among fluffy owners nowadays.
>I guess...I guess I just wanted someone else to know that Bubbles was alive and that she helped me through a very rough time. Fluffies aren't all the destructive little hellgremlins that you see on the news; ravaging people's yards and gardens. Sometimes they can be a positive influence as well.
>Thank you all for listening.
>Be me
>Own fluffy
>Would never hurt her in a thousand years
>Though when she is bad she gets visits
>Visits from my "Brother"
>My brother is just me in a fake mustache
>Fluffy can't tell the difference
>She makes bad poopies and my "Brother" comes in and sorry sticks her within an inch of her life
>Sometimes I even piss on her when I'm done
>I come back in the room 5 seconds after the beating and she treats me like a god for telling my "Brother" to go away
And that's the story of how I get to abuse my fluffy and have it still love me in the end.
>>727115743
>>727115975
Well, the Mexicans stole those jobs so...
>>727118907
ah the power drill lobotomy! another one of my favorites!
Where is the chocobro? I have a question for him
>>727119645
Kek
>>727120116
>>727120891
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>>727120976
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>>727121040
lol
god damn i wish fluffies were real
>>727121653
>>727121448
>uvver daddeh's waff
Jesus fucking christ, make it legible, but baby talk you retard.
>>727111535
I scrolled past yet another shitpost of a fucking thread, then had to back track and find it again just to point out something to your autistic fucking pea you call a brain inside your thick skull.
When you have to start labeling stupid useless garbage like this as "attempt # x" I think it really means it's time to stop the fucking shitposting. No one obviously gives a flying fuck you simple fucking mongoloid. These threads are fucking cancer. Just my two cents worth of input. Sage, etc.
>>727121786
I'm not the artist, dipshit.
>>727122040
Wow, /b/ giving posting advice to /b/ - the shit eating its own shit.
>>727121786
its not even that hard to read.
>>727122040
stay awhile and enjoy the suffering!
>>727121805
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Chocofag dude seriously, I really want to know why you are always posting Chocobos in a totally different thread? Really it only makes you looks like a retard, why dont you open your own threads? I really would like to know whats your business about it
>>727121040
well played.
>>727124223
want to bring up spiderman?
>>727122624
I think I found that shitty bags from start to end of the story
>>727124344
It would be the same shit,why would you torture yourself waiting for a specific thread and waste between 30-60 minutes dumping all your shit to full up the thread? They can start another one in a couple of minutes. Its your life that misserable?
>>727124223
Not chocobro; but I can tell you what he'll say:
>Kweh
>>727124339
>>727124767
i'm not chocobro, i'm just another response using a similar instance.
>>727124339
Commencing dump
>>727113743
>This is my new favorite fluffy related image
anyone have the pic of a really smug quadruple-amputie poopie baby being insulted by another fluff of which he is about to receive a leg transplant from?
>>727127167
I didn't know I needed this but I need this
>>727111743
kweh!
>>727127167
I know the one you're talking about. It's by CarniviousDuck. I'll have to look through what they have uploaded.
The problem with fluffies is that no matter how heinously you torture them they can still dream and be happy.
>>727128056
That's why you don't let them sleep for more than 5 minutes at a time ;)
Found shit bags in pink
Artist : Rouge
Status : discontinued
>>727128706
more?
>>727128453
Five minutes of happiness for a fluffy pony is still 10 minutes too long.
>>727127167
this one?
STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED MY EYES! NOW PAY THE TOTAL FINE OR FACE A PRISON SENTENCE!
>>727129106
that is exactly what I was referring to
Fucking captcha
It's think I'm trying to spam
>>727116836
That sounds awesome, hope to kill some shit rats in my dreams tonight.
A lot of shit fucking adorable
Fucking die
Kek
Undead Fluffy are u kidding me ?
>>727122624
Continued
The didn't finished end
And I'm boring stores front questions
Look like my 2Tb hard drive investment worse every penny.
>>727131589
Did you make this comic?
>>727132188
No
Its on Fluffy booru
Quite old but I found its
Some anon posted an imgur link with a few sections of forgotten art. Someone has the link? I forgot to pin it.
>>727128453
>don't let them sleep
>>727129046
>underrated post
Now after I'm download a lot of shit fluffy from booru and looklike no AD on website that means somebody pay for it.
I have an ambitious dreams
Duplicate fluffy booru to my harddisk
But not DDoS web site
Sorting by artist Id or names open and see every items on website.
I think it's about 40,000 items or 12 - 15 gigabyte
Not too much maybe I can done it in 3-4 months
And I will do its
....
After finishing Zelda of caused
>>727129106
Please tell me there's a continuation where the donor has to watch and suffer as the poopie fluffy enjoys those legs
>>727125551
>New
How new are you?
>>727131589
more of this pls
>>727134248
we hit pic limit
Well, we hit the image limit. Unless someone wants to make a new thread, I'm going to bed early tonight. I had one hell of a headache from staying up till about 1 A.M. playing Breath of the Wild. Just one more shrine and I'll have beaten all 120 of them. Then I'll need to get all the armors and upgrade what I can to level 4 status.
>>727133022
Bump, it was a nice archive.
>>727135252
Is this what you were looking for, Anon?
http://arekeeoo.imgur.com/
>>727135414
Yep, very thanks. Going bed now.
chocobro taking up image space
>>727134248
>>727131589
I'd like a link to the rest of this. It is interesting.
>>727115743
DERK ER JERBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!