Got home from class and found this in my backyard. Keys were

>>727103647
jizz on it.

convert it into a tank, destroy city

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>>727103647
put ass over exhaust, turn ignition

drive it into ur living room

>>727103647
Destroy all the houses

>>727103647
KILLDOZER PT. 2

>>727103647
Kill yourself in front of it

>>727103647
demolish your house, demand answers from whoever left it there
profit$

>>727103759
Killdozer 2.0?

>>727103759
convert into tank,

run over cops.

even better.

>>727103647
Lick on the seat

Rek sum shit

>>727103904
Haha faggot my head-brain thought of it first, lrn2 have quicker mind-thoughts get rekt
>>727103864

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sit in the bucket and jerk off

>>727103647
>Raise the digging arm thing as high as you can.
>Hang yourself from it.
It will be so funny XD!!!

>>727103647
SHOVE IT DEEP IN A GIRL'S PUSSY.

Turn it on then fuck the exhaust pipe

>>727104130
>mfw americans call the super scooper "the bucket"

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stick dick in exhaust, turn on ignition

>>727103647
Drive it to nearby building site / road works, whatever, and start digging shit. Act like you're working.

>>727103647
flip a car with it

>>727103647
Take it a drive in theater.

>>727104273
i'm from Canada you kEk, and i messed up, it's a dirt slurper

>>727104316
no insert exhaust into anus

>>727103647
>666 or 1313
Not worth it nigger go fuck yourself

Smash the disbelievers in the name of Allah and his almighty prophet Mohammed.

>>727103647
just drive around slowly blocking traffic and making an ass of yourself.

kill your pet with it

Trash the nearest car you can find with it.

>>727103647
Trash a cop car

>>727104640
Re roll

>>727104273
>Super scooper
> Not retarded

Jokes on them, boys!

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shit on the seat

Dig a nice hole then drive the thing into the hole and get it nice and stuck.

>>727103647
Drive it through the house.

Take a shit in the seat.

shit on the roof

>>727103647
Dig yourself that pool you always wanted

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Use it to dig a hole big enough to fit it in,then drive it in the hole, then cover it up with a shovel and good ol' muscle power

>>727103805
this

Fuck it

>>727103647
Make sure it turns on. Those things can be fucky

>>727103647
Become the king of the feral cat within your neighborhood. Train them to recognize you and your vehicle as one; king feline. Command them. Operate them through consciousness. Bring them to a church after feeding 80+ sick cats laxatives.

Just drive it into some bushes and hide it. Then sell it when they stop looking for it.

poop on the seat and stick the keys in the poop.

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>>727104781

>>727104897
This

Killdozer 2.0

>>727103647
jizz on the seat and leave

Drive it into the nearest body of water

Make new visually similar key, but different enough that it won't work. Put new one back under seat.

Drive it to the super market and leave it there.

>>727103647
GO FOR A JOY RIDE AND DIG A HOLE

Park it in a handicap zone. That will show those fuckers.

Killdozer!!!

>>727103647
Rewire the controls so up is down, left is right etc

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Drive it into neighbors living room.


Sounds fun to me!

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>>727103647
>Dig Big Ass hole in front yard.
>Fill the hole with water.
>Swim in you free swimming pool.
>Pics or didn't happen.
>Do the right thing OP.
>DO IT.

drive over a child

>>727103647
make ramen and pour over seat, take photo for proof

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build your dreams with it....

>>727105435
reroll

Cruise around town and pick up bitches, or crush some watermelon, or an old tv or something. tie a rope to the controls and lay flat under it and run over your own legs.

rollerino

>>727103647
use it to destroy the closest object to your left

Drive naked to a local fast food chain and order some food.

jack off and cum all over the controls

Boy, I can't wait for someone to hit the lucky numero.

>>727105435
this

Drive it into the nearest body ofat water. Spray paint Irish need not apply on the roof and side

>>727103647
Ain't shit gonna happen cause by the time it does, the truck'll be returned to it's fucking owner, you cocksucking baiter. Tell you what, though, if get, stick that motherfucker up your ass.

>>727105620
rolllll

>>727105664
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

run into a house. your choice which

>>727103647
run grandma over

So fuckin' close brah >>727105664

Kelldozer 2.0

dig up dirt, cover up several nearby cars with the dirt, use the bucket to crush the windows of the cars

>>727103647
tape up pictures from this thread on the windows

Sit in the seat and turn it on. Then fucking killyourslf.

Cover the inside in peanut butter

>>727103647

Keep it. Stay there until they come back to get it and claim it is yours since it is on your property. Then sell it.

>>727103805
This

>>727105869
Roll

Burn it

>>727105893
Free money is good money.

Take a shit and hide it under the seat

drive into house

>>727103647
use it as a kill dozer and try beat marvin heemeirs record, he did an estimated 7 million(probably more like 10 million adjusted for inflation) dollars worth of damage before going full an hero. Without composite armor you wont have nearly as long as he did to do damage but if you're smart about where you hit first it shouldnt be too hard to beat it in the 30 minutes it takes the police to get there. You can surrender if you want, unless you want to die.

try to move a car with it

drive it into your neighbor's house

>>727106000
Fucking this
Also checked

>>727105917
Reroll for winrar kek will delvr

>>727106000
checked.

Leave it alone

Fuck it's tail pipe with motor funning and livestream that Shit.

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>>727106000
ffs trips but no cigar. Forgot pic too.

Drive it to a strip club and pick up bitches

Fuck it in the exhaust

>>727106000
Rolling for this
May kek give me strength

>>727103647
Why is there a surprise backhoe sitting in your yard? Also, bury your neighbour's car with dirt.

Shove keys in anus after driving the dozer into your neighbors home

Shit in hand , smear on inside windows

Killdozer 2.0

OP is a giant faggot and is bating you all. He ain't gonna do shit.

But if I get 666 or 1313 on this, I want OP to trash a cop car with that thing.

cum on the seat, and smear it all over

>>727106456
We're getting close lads

take a shit in it

destroy ur car with it

>>727106336
Roll

>>727106456
this

burn it fucker
>>727106666 get

drive it around the street

Flip a car

>>727106626
roll

just leave it there

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dig up the grave of a family member

>>727106322
This
Also quads

>>727106659
r

just leave it

Drive it into a kid's playground

>>727106667
You had one job

>>727106667
FUCK

>>727106667
are you fucking kidding me 1 digit off

>>727106667
FUCKER

drive it into your house

Drive it into your neighbor's living room.

Hey I re-build these for a living. The hydraulic cylinders,pins,dog bones, h links,quick changes, Booms, buckets. Whatever. Red seal machining and millwright. These niggers get busted often.

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>>727106667
fuck me

Spray paint a giant swastika on it and try to make as much property damage and kill as many people as you can before you get arrested/an hero yourself.

>>727106889
This

>>727106889
rolling for this

Killdozer 2.0

grave robbing

>>727103647
hang yourself from the bucket

Turn it facing the other way and leave the keys in the bucket. Shit on the pedals and the seat. Smear it on the window. Treat yourself with a nice 40 ounce of miller high life for a job well done.

>>727107100
Roll

Wear a gta v shirt, drive it into a Jewish cemetery and call the local news

>>727103647
Drive it nearby.
Dig a deep hole/moat all the way around.

Killdozer 2.0
Also, run over this faggot
>>727106824
so he can't fix the wreck.

Do nothing to it and go about your business.

take it into the middle of now where and drive it around on the weekends

>>727107329
found the pussy

drive into school cafeteria at lunch period

berry the keys

Gettin' close

torch it and sue the company who owns it, for leaving it on your proberty unprotected.

>>727106889
time to roll

park it in the middle of a busy street (preferably a bridge in the city) and park it there, taking the keys with you

>>727107211
This

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Crash it into your house while screaming like a retard

BURN IT
>>727107666 get

>>727106889
roll

Stream yourself crushing a car with it

fuck

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Maneuver it into pic related position and leave it.

>>727107777

>>727103647 brick on ignition and let it run

c];
>>727107898

>>727108103

This >>727107812

Level your house

>>727107812
Roll

Touch it

Rollerino

>>727108327
Rolling

Killdozer 2.0

>>727108327
Roll

>>727107812
rollin for this

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>>727107812 roll

>>727108327
Rolling again

Take a video of you driving to a public park, and dig one big, single hole in the ground. Then masturbate in the digger and eat your cum for the camera. After that, take a step outside the digger, take a shit on the step where you have to put your foot to get on, then scream 4Chan made me do it at the top of your lungs, then end it with a final REEEEEEE and run away. ALL on video by the way.

drive into your home

>>727108777
burnnnnnnnnnnnn it down

>>727107812
this

>>727108327
Roll pls

>>727106889
This

Fuck up a kindergarten

>>727108655
soo close

>>727108327

>>727108666
Fuck yeah

YESSSS>>727108666

>>727108666
oh shit

>>727103647
Backhoe in pooper.

>>727108666
Winrar

>>727103647
Anton Yelchin yourself.

>>727108666
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>727108666
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>727103647
as soon as you go to lift the bucket you will destroy your slab. so my votes to turn it on and drive it a round should be good for some luls.

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Leave it alone, and go inside because OP is a faggot that won't deliver anyway.

Fuck up neighborhood cars then drive into river or any large body of water nearby

>>727108666
>inb4 OP is just a construction worker faggot who won't deliver

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>>727108818

BURN THE TRUCK! BURN THE TRUCK!

>>727104722
what the fuck does your post even mean newfag

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>>727104098

>>727104897
Roll

>>727104983
underrated

>>727103647
flip a car over

>>727108666
Burn baby burn

>>727107673
>haha i'm funny guys!

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All I have is a dinky old lighter, but I got a buddy with an agricultural flamethrower.

>>727108666
It fucking happened

Shit....>>727109622

>>727109622
so go get it

>>727108666

FUCK YEA!!

>>727109622
just fucking burn it

https://youtu.be/p8rS-pamGdE

Youre welcome lads

>>727109622
Get the flamethrower

>>727109622
just put the key in and turn it halfway so the battery drains. Theres nothing more annoying than having to call your mechanic for a jumpstart.

>>727110143
You're a fucking idiot.

>>727103647

Kiester it

>>727109622
Just lower the booms faggot.
Youre putting too much pressure on the hydraulic pump, when the engines off you can't leave them up like that or else long term you'll blow the pump.

I'm guessing you rented it. Trust me. Lower that shit, if it blows the owner will blame you.

>>727103647
Fuck it.

I should add, I have no idea why it's back here, my landlord didn't say anything about it.

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Now we wait....

>>727110282
I don't see any decent ideas you've posted. And how does that make me a fucking idiot? Have you ever had a job around real machines? Theres literally nothing more annoying than finding out you left the key in it and you have to jump it. Parking your car somewhere awkward or calling the mechanic who proceeds to blame you for something you didn't do... it can get old.

>>727110729
Than it's yours! congratulations.!

>>727105458
>underrated like James Monroe

>>727109622
That grass looks pretty green - are you on the west coast? I want to find the news story after you get arrested.

>>727108666
Yeet

>>727110879
How many times have you left the key in there? Clearly you are an idiot if this is a common occurrence

>>727110879
Or maybe he should put a thumb tack on the seat. Ouchy!

>>727111111

>>727103647
drive it here and kill me however you choose

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>>727103647
Trash a cop car

>>727111312
reroll

>>727111312
>OP drives hoe to anon's house
>kills him with bees

>>727111374
Lol that dog got rekt

Put your dick in the exaust and ram that shit into the neighbors year and screem Bobby boooyeee

>>727111568
That's a fucking cat, you mongoloid

>>727111312
HA!

>>727111176
I left it in once on an old yanmar tractor, and a few times on those toro workmans they use at golf courses.
But imagine walking up to it thinking you turned it off properly only to find the key in and the battery drained. This is the kind of shit where you question your sanity.
That's how to fuck with laborers.

>>727111685
:^O

>>727111685
I see you've looked up mongoloid after my use of the word in previous threads.....how dare you use my word

Move it into some nearby woods and claim to know nothing about it.

>>727111252
oh, hehehe, that's too much. they'd hurt their poopsie hole.

Mongoloid, hmmm... Pretty interesting word. Might use it some time

>>727111568
>>727111685

KYS but actually what the fuck, is this some kind of 2spook jump scare bs or was it nerves? He had to have had a broken neck/back.

>>727111908
What's long and hard on a laborer?

A whip?>>727112432

Crash it into your house!

>>727112516
No, 3rd grade.

>>727112569
Fuckin' love it

>>727112531
Roll

>>727112531
re-roll

>>727112247
Mouse traps aren't strong enough to break a dog dude

>>727103647
Use it to kill your mother in her sleep tonight

>>727112712
What about my penis?

Heard if you're a masochist it can be quite pleasurable?

>>727112725
Kek, I love that show!

1)Turn engine on
2)Plow through home

>>727112175
I'M TOTALLY USING MONGOLOID

>>727112432
Laborer≠mexican.
But i see what you're getting at.

>>727103647
Is this a loli or real a girl http://neetpussy.com

>>727112923
What show are you talking about?

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Go inside jack off on steering wheel. Take keys lock up and then flush keys.