Ask someone who was recently paralyzed from the waist down, anything.

>>727089855
Dose your dick not work anymore?

>>727089855
spaz

Your dick work or naw?

can you cum?

how do you earn money to live?

>>727089855
roll

>>727089981
>>727090010
>>727090041

Yes, Yes, sometimes.

>>727090092
Still working on that.

>>727090157
that's what you gonna be doing everyday from now on ya cripple

>>727089855
Seeing as our purpose in life is to reproduce. can you?

Ive herd of women that can have organisms with mind power alone but i doubt men can.

>>727090196
run away with the circus

>>727090243
I already have two kids.

Do they hate it when they see you rollin?

>>727090158
How do you cum?

>>727090310
poor fuckers growing up without a real father figure.
you're half the man they'll ever be

>>727090310
Oh? Cool. What happened to you

>>727090348
Can't feel shit, so gotta stimulate the muscles.

>>727089855
how did you get paralyzed?

who changed your diapers?

>>727090420
Attempted Suicide

your wife put you on the changing mat when she changes your diaper with the kids' diapers?

>>727089855
does it hurt when you stub your do

>>727090437
How exactly? So blood still flows to your dick? Explain in detail

>>727090524
Gun or rope? You broke tour neck?

>>727090661
he's a blood sucking parasite

>>727089855
Did you feel your butthole while whiping after shit? Or your nerves were untouched?

>>727090496
>>727090583

I actually don't wear diapers. When I feel the familiar gurgle in my gut, I just rush to the bathroom where I (with help) installed a toilet with a bidet.

Fuck wearing diapers

>>727090524
Wait, so you tried to kill yourself, couldn't even get that fucking right, and now you're a cripple for the rest of your life?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WHAT CAN YOU DO RIGHT?!

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>>727089855
have you tried resetting the bios on your bionic legs?

>>727090753
Tried to crash my car on purpose, got thrown from the vehicle.

subhumans like you deserve to be rounded up and shot, or just push you out ya chair ya 3 wheeler third wheel

>>727090882
They are Apple branded legs, and they already dropped support for them since they don't run Leg OS10

>>727090437
Do you have nighttime/morning erections?

Have you considered alternative therapy?
There are ways to stimulate nerve growth.
One woman took her husband down to the beach every day and put him in the hot sand sea water flowing around him.
After months or a year, he could walk again.

Had to do with the seawater conducting electric signals, and the heat. Was in the Philippines.

>>727090923
Lol new found respect for life?

>>727089855
wtf you gonna do when you jack off and happen cum all over yourself because you failed to pick up the cumrag in time?
Roll in cum?

>>727091017
was that your attempt at a joke?

>>727090923
I'm sure the question on the lips of 90% of the board is, will you watch another man fuck your wife.

>>727091161
write it off as drool and not feel embarrassed

>>727091243
nah he watches his chair fuck his wife

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>>727090923
how does that work with insurance, did they pay for any of the medical or your vehicle? How do the police determine it wasn't an accident, were you upfront with everyone?

>>727091243
He would have to...right?

>>727091052
>a dude in the fucking Philippines can walk again because his wife stuck his crippled ass on the beach every damn day

Sounds legit AF tbh fam

>>727091187
Sorry. Had to lay off my joke writer.

>>727091243
ex-wife

>>727091483
Similar therapies have been used and are still used around the world.
Heat and electrolyte solution.

In England they used heated peat until the mid 70s.

>>727091540
these jokes are even more pathetic than you

>>727091355
They determined it wasn't an accident basically from the skid marks on the road left by my car, or lack thereof.

>>727091590
What is the exact nature of your injuries.

>>727091750
Why the fuck would you think that crashing your car on purpose would be a good way to kill yourself? Cars are literally designed to try to prevent people from dying in them.

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>>727090814
Well you're a step ahead of most americans. If you got shit anywhere else on your body would you just wipe it off with a napkin and call it a day??? Bidet's only make sense unless you enjoy skidmarks and swollen hemmoroids.

>>727091783
damaged spinal column.

>>727091924
Seemed like a good idea, even on a sober mind. I mean; cant swallow pills, don't like the sight of blood, oven was electric.

>>727092223
How did the doctors describe it.
What are the chances of regaining mobility or sensation.

>>727089855
How does an orgasm feel now as supposed to before? Orgasm to me feel like maybe it's happening I the prostate, something you shouldn't be able to feel, so where does it happen for you

>>727092367
There is a chance, but yea...minimal.

>>727092406
Doesn't feel the same.

>>727090524
Are you going to try it again?

>>727092687
Nah. Can't drive yet. Still learning again.

>>727090419
Trying this hard

>>727092223
>damaged spinal column.
Can you be more specific? I had a burst fracture of my L1 vertebra.

>>727092542

https://www.christopherreeve.org/living-with-paralysis/health/sexual-health/sexual-health-for-men

For minimal odds, research and find the ways of increasing those odds.

>>727093130
you a crippled fuck too

why do you want to kill yourself?

>>727093236
nigger detected.

What happened?

Don't worry about sex after about 40-50 years you'll realize that its not that bad you can live without it

>>727093282
Got divorced from my wife of 12 years. Child Support payments rendered me homeless and appeals kept getting denied. Denied visitation for my kids. etc

>>727093236
Hell no. My lifting capacity is reduced and I haven't gone a day without some degree of pain in over 4 years, but I can still run and jump and feel my dick.
I'm just curious about spinal injuries as a result.

How old are you? What kinda car?

How long have you been on 4chan?

How much do you see your kids? How old are they?

How recently did this happen?


I'm curious, answer what ya want

did all the crazies flock to you yet? everyone has an opinion or a handout. watch out for them they can make recovery hell.

>>727090215
kek

>>727093725
Why were visitations denied? by who the courts or the cunt wife who wasn't following court orders?

>>727093776
36. 92 Dodge Dynasty. Quite a while, I remember the raid on the Church of Scientology. I don't see my kids at all, I wish I could. Hopefully the court date in June will allow me some visitation. One is 10, the other is 7.

The accident was in January.

>>727094006
92 dodge dynasty

this thread just gets sadder and sadder

>>727090243
Its orgasms not organisms....

>>727093929
By the courts because by the end of the hearings, I was not living on my own, instead staying with friends of the family in their basement. Got an apartment, and court refused to rehear.

>>727094108
It was a damn good car, with a damn good motor. I got it off the lot after High School after getting my first job

What state are you in, if stateside? How old are you?