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eating hamburgers at mcdonalds at 1am cuz im a fatfuck ask me anything

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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eating hamburgers at mcdonalds at 1am cuz im a fatfuck ask me anything
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>>727088485
Here's a question: Why the fuck should I care?
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>>727088485
why haven't you killed yourself?
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>>727088593
good one
you probably shouldnt
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>>727088617
planning on
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Tits or GTFO?
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>>727088684
k let me take pic in mcdonalds parking lot i really dont give a shit anymore 1 min
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Show your body so we could judge if you are chubby, fat or just exaggerating
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>>727088485
What shithole country are you in where it's already 1am? In country's God actually cares about, it's barely dinner time. Fuck you
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>>727088824
yeh im in the netherlands i fucked up ots 12 now
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heres a tit
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>>727089013
Timestamp.
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>>727089104
i am literally in a car at mcdonalds how the fucj you expect me to make a timestamp i dont have sharpies growing out of my anus
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>>727089160
See if they've have one in McDonalds
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>>727089160
No, but one should go in, as soon as possible.
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rate yourself out of 10
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>>727089160
>not having a emergency sharpie in your ass or pussy

Dafuq is wrong with you?
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>>727089209
timestamp on the receit ur lucky
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How is the burger?
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>>727089223
literally a 0 im a degenerate
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>>727089295
its disgusting but the sweet release of death by cholesterol is getting closer
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Pussy pic please?:)
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>>727089434
when the ppl next to me leave ill see what i can do
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neuken in de keuken! show pusser
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>>727088485
At least you get to wake up the next day without a hangover.
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>>727089580
vodka is waiting at home dont be so sure
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>>727089519
Don't forget to turn on the flashlight.
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>>727089655
i thought it was just called flash but ok
they still not gone im going to turn the musicup to bully them
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>>727088485
Congratz, you are fat and retarded. just past midnight now, not 1 am.
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Kan je je poesje laten zien? Gespreid misschien?
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>>727089884
yeh man i fucked up cuz clock
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whats your favourite drug
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pls be my ai gf
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>>727090150
She already has a bf. Look at that ring.
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Any chance you can post a pic of you having sex/with cum on you?
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>>727089916
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>>727090235

Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.
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>>727090331
im in a car not much i can do here
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Heb je je klok 2 uur vooruit gezet?
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Might as well go out swinging...
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>>727089274
Its probably bad idea to give your current adress on 4chin just a reminder
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You look nice, in haarlem here
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>>727090462
its the address of the mcdonalds lol. im not there atm
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Maybe take of your pants a little more?
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>>727090384
neuken in de keuken?
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>>727088485
Moar pics op
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I need roughly 2hours to get there fuck my life
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>>727090543
cant im in a fucking car how many times i have to say this
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>>727090384

tfw your phone suddenly changes the naming format of your pictures
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>>727088485
Can I see your nipples?
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you have pics of sex?
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>>727090703
had to edit cuz was too big for 4chan

and then i wonder why ppl call me retarded...
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More tit plz op
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>>727090703
Well played mai frend well played
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>>727090703
Something smells fishy.. could just be OPs nasty ass cooter though.
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>>727090857
Nar that's the fillet o fish she bought
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How fat are you?
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>>727090812
here you go 2 big fat tits
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Why haven't you got boyfriend op are you that ugly? Or are you a lezzer
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>>727090837

didnt talk about the resolution faggot
still 3/10 for the effort
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Post something that will make us cum ;)
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>>727090977
about 65kgs in total
used to be 45 but i decided eating is a better to solve problems than cutting
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>>727090992
Are you driving with your feet ?
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>>727089160
>man, as a womem you should never ever tell anybody in /b/ that you have a pussy & tits..
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Breasts look good btw ;)
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>>727091113
no i am driving with my anus do you even know how to drive
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How bout big fat ass and pussy
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>>727091165
why did you greentext that
theres literally no reason
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What do you think about Pepe the frog?
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>>727088485
you are kinda cute, op
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>>727091325
i think hes a cunt
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>>727091366
Fuck you then, cunt.
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Nice nips!! Spread that pussy real wide.
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>>727091395
fuck you
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Can we have a proper face pic
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When are u home?
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>>727091093
Why did you start cutting?
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>>727091449
You wouldn't be able to walk properly for two weeks if I fucked you, slut.
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>>727088485
whats your kik?
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>>727091458
yeh well i aint smiling fuck you
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Can I tongue your anus?
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>>727091570
You're missing cum all over your face.
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>>727088485
moar mctittys mcasshole and wich burger you get
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>>727091529
With what dick? A 1 incher wont do much, bitch
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>>727091503
cuz im a retarded fucktard with mental disease

>>727091529
cool story

>>727091533
nope.jpg
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>>727091644
I'm not your dad, faggot.
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>>727091643
made me laugh
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>>727091533
>>727091655
k :(
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>>727089274
kanker kanker
show pussy plz, love you
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>>727091643

mcmuffins?
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>>727091570
Why do you look so depressed was you molested as a child?
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>>727088485
What's your height?
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Heb je nog foto's van op andere momenten?
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>>727091655
Most people have a mental disorder, but most of them don't know it.

Just tell us.
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>>727091570
How old are you?
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>>727091830
no my cat died and everyone on this website is a neckbeard cunt
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>>727091570
stick someting up your pooper and take a picture?
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>>727091843
Im 6ft

>>727091879
i have autism

>>727091903
23
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>>727091879
Fuck off out of here white Knight fag
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>>727091691
ye because he didn't loved you, and ran away from your slutmother, sissy.
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>>727091093
take pics of scars plz

for... research
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>>727091936
I shaved yesterday though?
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>>727092044
sure 1 moment
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Post pics of asshole
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>>727092044
eeey, do you like cutters?
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How many times have you been fucked?

When did you lose your virginity?

You're quite hot for an autist.
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>>727092044
theyre old but here
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stick a mcdonalds burger up your pooper
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>>727092197
over a hundred times
at 18
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stick something up your bum & post pictures
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>>727091570
besides you got no eyebrows, you're kinda cute, I'd shag you.
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>>727092179
yes duh.
>>727092219
thank you!
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>>727092001
>i have autism
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>>727092340
heres some recent work when the burgers failed to soothe
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>>727092219
how old are you?
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>>727092437
im 23i already said that
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>>727088485

Show some anus
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>>727091093
>65 kg
>fat
At least we know that you aren't an american.
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>>727092437
read the thread fag
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>>727092179
>>727092340
hi guys
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>>727092511
i gain 10kg in 3 months i feel like an american
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Do you contemplate suicide?
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>>727092511

Depends on the bodyfat %
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Really no sex pics?
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>>727092419
I know I'm fucked up.. but seeing this gives me the warm-n-fuzzies. Thanks again!

fuck everyone else in thread, you are cute and i dig the scars.
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>>727092596
yes and attempted before
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>>727092567
Hello.
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>>727092419
STICK
A
FUCKING
BURGER
UP
YOUR
ASSHOLE

OR

CUT
DEEPER
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>>727092677
Why wasn't you successful? Did you lose your nerve?

Have you got a job?
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>>727092647
one more then you can go fuck yourself
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>>727092677
why failed thou?
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>>727092772
some faggot called ambulance cuz i did it in a park and they IV me
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>>727092567
>>727092688
what a waste
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>>727092494

My anus is dirty. Ask something else
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Why are cuts made in non-lethal sites?
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>>727092567
this looks like bdsm, not cutting.
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Show your dirty butthole or gtfo you retard.
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>>727092800
explain bruise.
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>>727088485
Youre pretty cute
Snapchat?
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More boobs and face!
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>>727092863
how did you try ?
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>>727092882
thats not the point retard
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>>727092688
meh, not so hot

>>727092567
>>727092179
those make me diamonds thou
anyone got more sexy scar girls?
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>>727092902
stab myself with knife wasnt sharp enough to go cut the skin because itsa retarded ass knife but it bruised me tho
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>>727092964
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this is the funniest ama thread in ages. have my funniest pic as a reward.

obviously you can have my cock up your pussy or arse too.
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>>727092891
>this looks like bdsm, not cutting.
idc as long as long as it makes me hard
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>>727092955
filled upon sleep pills , anti depressant , some drugs and alcohol
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>>727092688
That's so fucking hot. I'd love to have a cute, scarred up gf
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>>727093003
you are my kinda girl.

for better or worse I guess.
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>>727093069
this
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>>727093087
Why do you want to die?


Also more tits
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>>727091936
She got a point thou
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>>727093035
thanks, i guess i have a new fetish now.
where do i find more of such pics?
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Must suck being an ugly chick in the Netherlands. Even desperate guys won't fuck you, because they can just go bang a hot chick in De Wallen or wherever for like €50.
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>>727093171
NECK BEARD detected
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>>727093182
i have nothing to live for i have never been hapy in my life, my only friend in life is dead
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>>727093246
plenty ppl fuck me dont ask me why i dont know, they must be retarded cuz im pretty fucking ugly indeed
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>>727093248
not... sure why you think that.

liking scarred bitches =/= neckbeard
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>>727093087
have you tried again afterwards?
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>>727093171
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oldest you have fucked?
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This thread is dying like op soul she needs to post more nudes
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Sharpie in pussy?
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>>727093361
gathering new pills and drugd atm already got some oxy and anti depressants working on the sleep pills and stomach pills so i dont vomit
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>>727093347
old guys or beta virgins that wouldn't get a better pussy?
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>>727093087
>some drugs
what did you take

any regulars ?
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>>727093347
Well, I wasn't specifically referring to you, I meant more in general.

Funny thing, actually, I'm literally just killing time right now until my dad picks me up to take me to the Airport to go to Amsterdam in about 29 minutes.
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>>727093488
well i pretty much fuck all i can get hoping for aids no luck yet
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>>727090384
Moar
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>>727093488
But again, they could just go pay for better whenever they wanted.
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>>727093462
drink em down with ginger tea, stops nausea too.
you can try to add a lot of MDMA to your pill mix, will feel ecstatic before you pass.
good luck OP
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>>727093600
Where do you meet them?
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>>727093111
Feel you. I love such girls.
Once I had a friend who was bipolar and was cutting herself.
She had a bf, but cheated on him with me.
We had a couple of months fun
She was the one, I felt something like love after a long time.
Her smile... god.

Sadly, she decided to leave..

I still think about her sometimes. Miss her. But whatever.
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>>727093551
i dont do drugs regular its more for killing myself so idk i like oxy for thay
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>>727088485

hey op u got a skype, kik or something i can talk to you on?
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>>727093590
>the white knight thats coming to your rescue
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Kom neuken amersfoort
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>>727093679
anywhere most times i just Ask guys to fuck they say yes

>>727093710
no
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>>727093689
Sip cyanide 'til I take my life.
I don't wanna die, I just wanna feel alive.
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Just make more friends and stop being an absolute shitter
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>>727088485
why the fuck are you on 4chan at 1am eating mcdonalds?
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Would love one more pussy pic...
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>>727089274
3€ for a fucking hamburger?

I would have let you eat my filet-o-fish for free, also the flavour is the same.
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>>727093824
i had a friend he died

>>727093843
because im worthless
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>>727093067
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>>727093877
3 euro for 3 hamburger
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>>727093843
I wish I was doing the same
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>>727093688

faggot
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>>727093883
Did you fuck your friend
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>>727093924
>1910+57
>not eating kebab
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>>727093883
if you feel that way, try ya know, getting friends to ya know, do things with
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>>727093942
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Who is the fag?
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>165 replies
> 21 images
Lmao, stay classy /b/
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Stick something in your ass
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>>727094000
>1910+107
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>>727093999
>>727094000
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>>727093462
>>727093655
this OP

>>727093600
>well i pretty much fuck all i can get hoping for aids no luck yet
i chuckled. why do you want to get AIDS like a common nigger?
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>>727094060
Second that
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>>727093999
no

>>727094000
fuck that

>>727094001
fuck that
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>>727094001
Fuck off white Knight
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>>727093748
I ain't white knighting shit, just making an observation. I wouldn't fuck OP, i'mma be fucking smoking hot Eastern European bitches all day, why would I?
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if you could move to any country where would you go?
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>>727094122
>fuck that

fuck me
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>>727094060
this
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>>727089274
I'm visiting Antwerp in July. Do you want to hang out?
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alright im leaving i ran out of cigaretres and hamburgers

youre all cunts btw
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>>727094222
trips have spoken
>>
Life is survival, and that's what we're all doing. Sure we're not building shelters and hunting but dealing with sentiency and the prospect of inevitable aging and I'll-health is the 21st century equivalent. Nice tits OP, you may as well flaunt them whilst they're still nice and plump.
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>>727094270
>I'm visiting Antwerp in July. Do you want to hang out?
no. fuck off faggot
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>>727094123
Did someone cuckold you?
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>>727088485
OP get your ass over here now with us all
https://discord.gg/9qHf9gn
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>>727090992
small pointy nipples on a big girl are precious assets. Most often they tend to stretch and become useless and flat.
Don't diss them you may enjoy what they do to guys eventually
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>>727094288
wait
buy another burger and stick it up your pooper
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>>727094288
Fucking piss in a cup an throw it at a random car already
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>>727094122
Aspergers?
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>>727094450
>assburgers
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>>727094288

Go back into the American embassy and order a coca cola, then that a deep sip from the straw with your vagina, after that record the burp coming out from it on vocaroo and post here.
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>>727094330
No they must have cucked you for you to come on here like a white Knight fag
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>>727094131
>'mma be fucking smoking hot Eastern European bitches all day
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Op, why are you killing yourself in a boring way like overdose?
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>>727094606
sounds like your a bit upset, try bleach for best results
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>>727089013
kek
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theres still hope OP.
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>>727093347
pointy nipples indeed. They're like a magnet
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>>727094714
a bucket full of thermite on your belly, while being lying in a tub with 5cm water would be spectacular as fuck.
thermite burns through you with 2500 degree celsius in less than one second, then it reaches the water and BAAAANG. the parts of you that didn't melt are now splattered dust on all the walls
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>>727094000
I'm not a fucking sandnigger
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>>727088485
Hows ur marriage going
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>>727094288
Your edginess is annoying.
I hope you die on your way home you fucking whale.
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>>727094714
because OP is an autistic fuck
>>727093600
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>>727088485
whats your name?
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>>727095116
Faggot, yours?
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>>727095176
oh, its Faggot too! wanna suck each others dicks?
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>>727095176
Neckbeard
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>>727095266
nice to meet you, wanna suck my dick now?
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>>727094966
This guy gets it, be creative. Or do something which seems like fun but would probably kill you. Like drive as you were in a 2fast2furious movie till you get caught/crash. If caught just pull a gun on the cops and they kill you for you.
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>>727095116
charlie
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>>727094288

I want to fill you with my industrial deposit of cum.
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>>727095466
hello dubs bro.
yeah, no point in just doing some boring shit. before i'd kill myself i would first try to travel for a bit, maybe do some fucked up shit like that one german dude. and then try to go in a very spectacular way. with the thermite, i can imagine people who find you wouldn't know wtf happened and would assume something just exploded there
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>>727095116
brian, yours?
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>>727095752
>and would assume something just exploded there
as in explosives, becuase there wouldn't be much remaining of you
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>>727095116
Anonymous, yours?
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>>727095116
george
george w
george w bush
>>
Lmao, this butch is fucking ugly, where are your standards /b/?
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>>727096139
>browsing /b/
>having standards
pick one faggot
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I'm only asked her
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>>727096397
You only faggot
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>>727095116
My name is Chris Hansen
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>>727095752
Yeah, think it's so boring when they all seem to go for overdose, hanging around or buildjumping. Why not being creative, do some kind of sick joke or just do something you have allways wanna try to just get shot later. Suecide ppl are probably one of the most underrated threat, as they can literly do anything without being affraid of the consequenses.
>>
She looks like Cait from fallout 4.
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>>727088485
OP I'm staying in Amersfoort with work. Want to come to my hotel and we can smoke and fuck? I've got weed and beer and I'm not a weird/b/tard
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>>727097036
>Suecide ppl are probably one of the most underrated threat, as they can literly do anything without being affraid of the consequenses.
this. but most of them are psychically unstable pussies, so yeah.
anyway, if im ever about to kill myself - prepare for some major shits&giggles that end in a pretty hot thermite livestream.
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>>727097359
no
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>>727089274
nou kom dan maar neuken
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>>727097852
zuigen de penis, homoseksuele
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>>727088485
Fatgirl Tits or GTFO
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>>727098960
you have autism too?
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>>727089274
Haha amersfoort noord! Zat net naast je kanker kut
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>>727100314
zuigen de penis, aids homoseksuele
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>>727089160
rub the date with ketchup into your tit. are you retarded?
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>>727100606
Google translate is your friend, right.. Fuckface
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>>727101240
kanker fagg
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>>727088485
Why are you a fatfuck?
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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