Ask a guy who just drank a 375 ml bottle of vodka anything.

Did you use a mixer?

>>727069504
nope

Why didn't you choose something that tastes nice?

>>727069407
How long have you been an alcoholic?

>>727069407
Are you drunk?

>>727069586
Vodka tastesn ok. and you dont smell like sn alcohol the next day.

>>727069407
how long before you pass out?

>>727069656
I binge drink from time to time I guess im a periodic alcoholic?

>>727069407
Just say a pint you chud. I'm about to drink one after I go to the liquor store in a bit. Was just waiting for my hair to dry.

>>727069661
yes

How is it going to be before birds evolve backwards into dinosaurs and eat all humans?

>>727069407
>375 ml

Nigger, in my prime time I could chug 7-8 dl of that stuff.

>>727069857
no you're just a drunk

>>727069840
I wont pass out.

>>727069407
Can you say the alphabet backwards?

>>727069938
i like how you try to type all correctly for this reply. am not drunk guise look

>>727069899
Its not a competition. If I had more money i prolly could down a 70cl every time too...

>>727069407
You drank a half pint of a 37% alcoholic beverage.

If you are drunk now you are a fucking pussy cunt

T. Alcoholic australian who needs at least 700ml 40% whiskey to get to sleep

>>727070111
Well done Tad.

>>727069880
THATS NOT A PINT YOU FUCKING CUNT MOTHER

>>727069407
Can I see your penis?

>>727070195
This guy!

>>727070195
Why are there so many fucking faggots on b. No wonder all the old raiders went to pol

>>727070111
Im not puke drunk, just a bit tipsy. I can still feel my under lip when i bite it which means im good to go clubbing.

>>727069407
whyd u do it?

>>727070170
That's what we say in the US ya permavirgin

>>727070053
It is here. If you die before a bottle you die as a faggot.

t. hungarian

>>727069407
Are you proud of yourself ?

>>727070394
Ease of life pain.

>>727070606
Not really

>>727070523
Its not though. Look at the conversions. 1 pint = like 16 ounces = 700ml.

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>>727069407
here with you

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>>727069407
Ah nice,I remember my first drink bro.

>>727070690
Cheers bro!

>>727069407
on a scale of one to ten how depressed are you?

>>727070904
10 I have escitalopram and olanzapine to combat it.

>>727070111
You say that like it's something to be proud of, you should probably seek some kind of psychological help of you NEED to self administer alcohol to sleep, and in such large amounts.

>>727071009
I dont drink to sleep. I drink to relieve the disorders.

Whats going to happen next in hollyoaks? My girlfriends making me watch it so im casually shitposting on my phone but im intruiged, i think the gay guy whos just had an affair is about to kill the bitch thats going to america but im not sure?
You said ask anything op so dont you lie to me!

>>727069407
i dare you to drive faggot, here is a dictaphone

>>727071009
I dont want help. I want to block out emotional pain before i "relieve" it on a certain woman

>>727071393
Where is the dicktaphone?

>>727071243
I have no clue but i am sure it will involve lots of 5 min tensions to match the commercials.

>>727071435
Give me your girlfriends snapchat and ill show her a dicktaphone

>>727071575
@mygfhasadick
I can't wait to see it!

>>727069407
375ml? Haha! I'm killing a 0,7L bottle right now

>>727072135
Normal people call it a 700ml bottle or in burger land they call it a pint

>>727071673
I thought my drunken pun was a little bit funny

375ml? Are you 15?

>>727069407
lol lightweight

What's the square root of 2 550 409?

>>727073653
>>727074997
No but u guise he is going clubbing soon >>727070362
he is totally still badass rite?

>>727069407
who cares? 375 ml isnt a lot

>>727069407
>375ml
>a bottle is 750
>lol. step it up faggot

>>727070689
One pint is about 475 ml you fucking cunt

>>727076858
Its not though

Cunt

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>>727070111
I used to drink a litre of scotch a day, minimum.

Kids these day eh ! id have drank as much as that lightweight before 11am

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>>727078555
Trips checking trips, if this aint true, nothing is