Savage AF Jokes

a man walks into a bar
he's an alcohol and it's killing his family

>>727068323
that's not funny
my brother died that way

>>727068323
An alcohol

>>727068433
that's the joke.

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These 2 gay guys were having sex.
So the first guy was like "hold on. i will be right back. whatever you do, do not jack off."
second guy said "ok."
so the first guy leaves then comes back and when he gets back, there is cum all over the walls and everything so he says to the second guy, "wtf? i told you not to jack off!"
and the second guy is like "i didn't! I farted."

>>727068323
lmfao

sorry maam your son was hit by a drunk driver. the driver was an alcohol

>>727068433
Weakness is always funny.

>>727068503
newfag

What does a baby in a microwave on full power look like?

No idea, I close my eyes when I masturbate

>>727068503
> doesn't know a 2008 meme
> Hasn't Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like

>>727068622
Wow ive never seen that dead baby joke

>>727068622
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>look up "Original Poster"
>"Synonym for Homosexual"

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so a plane full of people was about to crash and this woman on the plane was like fuck it and wanted to live out her sexual fantasy and be submissive since she is about to die anyway. So she stands up and says "I need a man to make me feel like a real woman. Who here can make me feel like a real woman?"
So this man stands up, takes his shirt off and is like "Here. Iron this!"

>>727068776
Good luck, I'm behind 7 proxies, bitch

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>>727068776
>>727068930
OH YOU TWO! LUL!

>>727068986

The worst part is that this is one of the best threads I've seen in weeks. Fuck me....

Why do blacks only have nightmares?

-We killed the only one with a dream!

>>727069127
That joke was so dark I'm suprised it hasn't been shot by the police

>>727068593
ugh....wow - still funny tho

What's most difficult about slitting a newborn's throat???

>To hold the camera and fap simoltaneously while doing that.

>>727068215
A mosquito net costs just 50 pence to make so for £2.00 a month we can stop millions and millions of mosquitoes in Africa needlessly dying of AIDS

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>>727069297
>Savage AF

8/10 savagery

>>727069127
I have a blonde ladyfriend who likes black racist jokes but she is too stereotypically blonde/stupid to understand this joke.

I dont think thats irony but i dont know what to call it

whats black and blue and hates sex?

>>727068215
I know it must be boring running a crematorium, but people have asked that you stop going "NOM NOM NOM" when the coffin slides in.

>>727069486

the 10 year old boy in my trunk...

How do you know when your sisters on her period?


Because your dads cock tastes funny.

>>727069482
Anyway, time for my joke

Did you know the term "black paint" is now considered racist?

Now the politically correct term is "can you please paint this for me jerome?"

>>727069428
Underrated post.

>>727068215
What's the toughest part of being a pedophile?

Just trying to fit in.

>>727069911
Thats aweful in so many ways

>>727068749
That's a classic.

>>727069911
(Verbal joke) whats the best thing about sex with twentythree year olds?

theres twenty of them

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>>727069677
that's brutal

Niggers

What's red and drips down your leg?

A miscarriage

>>727068215
A pakis on his deathbed and he asks his wife "Fatima are you there?" she replies "Yes dear I'm here" he asks "My children are you there?" "Yes Father" they reply "My brothers are you here with me?" they reply "Yes Achmed we are here with you"

he jumps up and shouts "Well who the bloody hell is in the shop?!"

Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the pakis couldnt build their shops

What do you call a second grader with no friends?


A sandy Hook survivor

capitalism

How do you titty fuck a 7 year old?

Break her shoulderblades.

I was eating out my grandmother the other day and tasted horse semen, and I thought to myself, "So that's how you died!"

What did the deaf, blind, mute, quadriplegic boy with autism get for christmas?

Cancer.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

The weelchair

What's the difference between Jews and pizzas?

Jews don't have pepperoni on them.

How far can your average nigger run?

Till the chain tightens

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The only way to truly possess a person is to watch them die

How do you save a nigger from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

>>727069103
*years

How do you get a nigger off a tree?
You cut the rope

What's 20 black guys under the ocean?
A good start

How do you starve a nigger to death
You hide his welfair check under his soap

There was a really good joke that involved a jew and a priest but i forgot. If someone knows the joke please tell it to me

>>727068433
look anon no stranger knows that you went through something, stop being a bitch

>>727070960

Hey anon, you're hilarious kid.

How do you get a nigger to stop smoking?

Pull him out of the fire

>>727070960
>How do you starve a nigger to death
>You hide his welfair check under his soap

Holy shit that's not even a joke... not being racist but that would legitimately work

>>727068433
Im happy that this motherfucker die, i think a lot of maggots eat his shitty body faster than i eat my girlfriend, Fuck you and your family! Fuck your brother and fuck his death!

>>727070960
Something like this?
>A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on a plane. The priest nudges the rabbi, points to a little boy, and says, "wanna fuck him?" To which the rabbi responds, "out of what?"

>>727071869
lmfao to true

>>727071869
the premise of the joke was different but yes it's that . thank you

Whats the name of a jewish pokemon trainer?

Ash.

What has the 3. Reich and GTA in common?

As soon as you have a star you get hunted.

How do you make a woman scream twice?

Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on the drapes!

>>727071869
The one I learned.
>Priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when the priest notices some little boys playing. He says "I wanna fuck those little boys." to which the rabbi retorts "outta what?"

What do brussel sprouts and anal sex have in common?

If you didn't like it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

>>727072801
The one I learned.
>A Priest and a rabbi are sitting in a coffe shop when the priest notices a small boy playing on the street. He says "I want to fuck those littl boy." to which the rabbi retorts "out of what?"

Why aren't there any Indians on Star Trek (feather kind, not the red dot kind).

They don't work in the future either.

You will die too

>>727068503
You newfag cancers are killing everything.
> really, have you tried reddit?
> You might like it there, give it a try son
> protip: I know you will because your a faggot.

>>727068503
newfag spotted

Why do Mexicans disdain miscegenation with negroes?
They're afraid the kids will be too lazy to steal.

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>>727068588
>>727068620
>>727071164
>>727071806

>being this new

Old one but wtfe
> How long does it take for a newborn to die in a microwave?
I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

>>727068593
I heard this joke on the playground in 3rd grade and didn't get it. Now I'm 31 and i get it. I really do.

>>727072512
fucking idiot

This cheap bastard wanted a $5 whore and kept pestering the madame about it. So for a couple of weeks he gave him the "special room" deal.

One night he finished up and complained that his hooker had a runny nose.

The madame yelled to a couple of the whores, "Take Betty and dump her out in the woods. She's full."

a man is down on his luck, hasnt gotten laid in a long time and finally decides to get a whore. being new to the game hes driving around a shady neighborhood for a while before he finds a beautiful woman standing on the corner. He slows the car down and she hops in. He keeps driving a bit following her directions until they arrive in a parking lot. he turns off the ignition and says to her. "Hey I've never done this before. I was wondering how much it would cost me for a handjob?"
she looks to him and says "a handjob costs 250."
"250?" he says, "how do I know its worth it?"
she points to a Rolls Royce parked on the curb and says "thats what I bought with the money I got for giving handjobs."
He checks out the car and excitedly says "wow you bought that car? it must be a great handjob, sure I'll take one" and sure enough the best hand job hes ever had.

a few weeks goes by and he decides he has to see her again so he drives back picks her up and they return to the parking lot. he looks over and says "All right thats the best handjob ive ever had, now I have to try a blow job, how much will that cost me?
"750" she proclaims.
"750? how do I know its worth it.
she points to a fancy restaurant, "thats what I bought with the money for giving blowjobs.
"wow thats an impressive restaurant, it must be amazing." so he hands her 750 and gets the best blowjob of his life.

He waits out quite a few more weeks expecting his next venture to be quite costly, but after saving a hefty bit of money he returns to the parking lot with her. He looks at her with lust in his eyes and says "ive had the most amazing handjob and the best head, but now I need some of that pussy, how much will it cost.
she looks at him and begins to point to a skyscraper. he immediately cuts her off and yells, 'is that what you bought with the money for your pussy?"
she looks at him and says "no, but its what I would by if I had a pussy.


Thought you trap loving faggots would enjoy it.

>>727069768
tyrone*

What should you do after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl?

Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

>>727073511
The most un-funny thing I've read

A pedo and a little girl are walking in a forest
Girls says that shes scared
And the pedo says "you think you're scared I have to walk back alone

>>727073329
Why?

>>727071869
>>727072801
The one I heard was

A priest, a rabbi, and a lawyer are on a sinking ship, The rabbi says "we must save the children"
the lawyer says "fuck the children"
the priest perks up and says "do you think we have time?"

My girlfriend once accused me of being a paedophile.

I was amazed a three year old knew what that meant.

How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Pour another gallon of gasoline on the necklacing tire.

Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a week.

>>727071806

Look, the first faggot of summer got here early...

Why do mexicans steal Cabbage Patch dolls?
Because they come with birth certificates.

>>727068215
What's black and blue and hates sex? The toddler locked in my trunk.

Or... Donald trump is the president of the united state.

>>727073606
Funny, but it was so fucking butchered, I'm sure it would have been better with accurate construction.

Voor de kaaskoppen en moffen...
Was ist das unterschied zwischen ein homo und eind deutscher????

Ein deutscher puot im ruhrgebiet und ein homo ruhrt im pupgebiet.....

Wat is t verschil tussen een homo n een kankervluchtelingenbinnhaler?
Een vluchtleingenbinnenhaler roert met grote kankerstokken in zijn eigen poepgebied het liefst met minaretten en een homo is gewoon een nirmaal mens en is wel n beetje gay.

>>727069127
>>727069238
Noice.

>>727072815

Idiot. Punchline is, "If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult."

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What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send a letter back to where it came from.

>>727068930
hey, I'm behind 7 prozzies, bitch

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check out this crazy video
drunk guy gets hit
https://youtu.be/aMgNPiTcm58

Q: How many sq. meters can you paint with 1L of blood?
A: Depends how hard you throw the babies

>>727068215
What do you call a tree that fell on a school and killed 13 people

A columpine

>>727072464
kek

How many negro college scholarship students does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
Only one, but they get 6 credit hours for it.

How do you crucify a spastic? On a swastika.

Trump

>>727074381
>>727074652

Lame.

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>>727074180

Sure black peoples can say "nigger" and call each other it, but atleast white people can say stuff like "thanks for the warning officer"

How is a black guy and a sperm alike?
Only 1in a million work

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>>727073149
>paint me like one of your french fries

>>727069976
Not as bad as your spelling, fuckwit.

How long is a chnise
?

What's the number one cause of pedophilia in the US?

Sexy kids

>>727073515
Kekd

>>727074180
German faggot alert.

>>727068503
>being this new

>>727070450
They wanted books in Sandy Hook, but all they got were magazines

>>727070960
>>727071508
under his work boots would be more realistic

>>727075264
>>727074793
It's Dutch, fucktards.

Also, what has two legs and bleeds?
>Half a dog.

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>>727070797
You completely ruined that joke. Jesus, the way you told it doesn't even make sense. No only are you a racist, you're a shitty joke teller.

The joke is...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Jesus, anon.

>>727068986
why is vince vaughn photoshopped in?

A cowboy an Indian and a black guy are drinking in the bar, after a few drinks the Indian stands up and says once we were many but now we are few, they disregard it and keep drinking after a few more drinks the black guy stands up and says once we were few but now we are many, immediately the cowboy stands up and says that's cause we ain't played cowboys and niggers yet.

>>727075982
Much better that way, kek'd

>>727076284
OMFG!

>>727068215
Father fuck's his 9yr old son, after he finishes, he says to his son, see how bad it is that mother died.

>>727075720
German and Dutch both in that post, shitwit.

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>>727076284

What do brocoli and sex have in common?
If your forced to have it as kid you will hate it as an adult.

>>727074351
Gawddamn, that shit reminded me of the horse shit i used to pass off for poetry middle school. Not as dark but every bit as bad

>>727076809
Yeah, sorry. I'll be honest; I only saw the first line and skipped past. Oh well.

Why do jews have that big noses?

>>727077420
>Because air is for free?

What did the jewish kidnapper say?
>Hey sweetie, you want to buy some candy?

>>727070797
what's the difference between Jews and Nazis?

Jews won.

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>>727068215
It's it a joke or am I serious? Dubs decides.

My twenty year-old girlfriend and I were out for dinner the other day, when a bunch of the other customers started hurling insults at me, calling me a pervert and a monster.

It really ruined our tenth anniversary.

So a plane is flying over the ocean and an engine bursts. They start losing altitude and the Capt gets on the loudspeakers and says, "Attention ladies and gentlemen, we have lost an engine and we need to lose weight if we are to make our flight safely. The passengers start taking apart seats and anything they can to thro over along with the luggage. They all sit and pray. Captain gets on again and says, "Attention all passengers: we are not going to land safely unless we lose some passengers. My co pilot and myself have devised a plan that is fair to everyone. We will start losing passengers in alphabetical order. Starting with the african americans.So a few african americans jump out. "Now can all the blacks please leave." So a few blacks jump out. "Now can all the coloreds please leave?" Next... a black child looks at his daddy and says, "Dady, aren't we african american, black, and colored?"And the black man says to his little son, "No son. Fuck those Mexican. Today, We are Niggers."

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>>727068215

What's the difference between a nigger and an anchor? The anchor gets pulled back up.

>>727077762
You seem steamed up about these jokes?

>>727077762
Id say pride... Jews have none... And they're historically weak. Switch religion bro.

Irishman walks out of a bar

what do you get if you stab a 10 year old girl 30 times with a knife?
An erection and 33 holes to put it in

>>727075982
What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

8 million German men, women, children dead. Hahaha

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>>727075126

How do you stop 5 NIGGERS from raping a white woman? Throw them a basketball.

>>727070327
I second this motion

Niggers

>>727078146
40 IQ points above you on average, leading in every field of intellectual endeavor, strongest military in the world, economic power you couldn't comprehend... I'd say we won and are winning. I'll stay a Chosen, cumlips.

>>727077924
HAHA I forgot that one. Think you fucked it up a little tho.

Whats the hardest part of walking over a pile of dead nigger babies?
My dick

>>727078538
Strongest military...? In sheer (compulsarry) numbers? You're lucky Israel sucks America's dick. You are weak. You have an army of selfie takers and scrawny cunts. very few become full time.

Whats the best thing about fucking 29 year olds?

Theres 20 of them

Whats green yellow and red and hangs in my front yard?


He's my nigger I'll paint him whatever color I want!!

>>727078146
Krauts too dead and defeated to have pride. Haha, fucking loser.

>>727068593
>>727068622
>>727069677
>>727069911
>>727070702
>>727072464
>>727072512
thank you. im having a blast. sadly i don't have savage joke. only one have good i know is

a fat, sweaty guy is sitting in front of his tv. his wife is cleaning the living room. after that she goes to the kitchen and makes dinner for him. than she is making laundry and brings him a beer. she goes over to him and ask him: honey after i cleaned the living room and after i made dinner and after i made the laundry and i brought your beer is it ok if i sit next to you a little?

he responds to her: all i ever hear from you is i, i, i, i, i !!!

>>727070651
/thread

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>>727074977
Please kill yourself you fucking cock-sucking swine.

>>727078779
Americans learn from us. We have shit you couldn't begin to imagine with your undegreed twit brain.

>>727069486
A rape victim

Did you know that a hamster dies after having sex?

At least the one i fucked did

>>727079045
What the fuck are you babbling about? STFU and post some jokes you fucking autistic fucktard also have fun dodging rockets for the rest of your existence....

>>727078538
>Not having an own country
>Only able to argue as victims
>Fighting with sandnigger neighbors for 2000 years straight.
>Nostrils like coathangers
>Eating like autists

IQ40^ average - highly doubt this.
Also uncle Adolpho did job in sorting out already, dont forget.

>>727078888
You clearly have not been there. I'm full German and I am an officer in the US Army. Few flights I take that we don't touch down in Germany. Now, mind you, I have nothing against Israel, just the faggot shits like you running your cunt mouth here. You have never, and will never amount to shit. Shit, I'd kill myself if I were a compulsarry soldier and felt proud of my "duty".

>>727070648
depth on multiple levels

>>727078779
Nazis were pussies, which is why America wiped its ass with them.

Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

>>727079343
Insult them all you want. They still shoot you. No war is easily won. There's a lot of death. A lot of killing and a lot of lost sleep. Anyone that fires against us deserves our respect as much as our ammunition.

>>727069238

That was better than the lame fucker you responded to. Props.

>>727079290
Haha. You're an "officer" -- you must captain of the USS Singlewide, ammiright? You'll never be as good as an average Jew.

A kid and a pedo were walking in the woods...its starts to get dark out. The kid says "mister...its dark and im scared!" he replied "think you're scared! I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's red and endearing ?

>>727073515
Too much to read...

>>727079343
Israel - 22k sqm (stolen by blackmailing and whining)
Germany 360k sqm (reduced from originally conquered)

Fuck off Shekeltwit
Half of humanity doesnt even respect or accept your state.

>>727069911

You know you're going with a girl too young for you when you have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth.

>>727068215
So this kid in my history class make a holocaust joke, and i say to him 'man that's not cool. Don't joke about things can't understand. My grandfather died in Auschwitz during a prison riot'. He replies 'Man i'm so sorry I never knew he was trapped at Auschwitz'. I say 'its ok man it was a quick death, he fell out of one of the watch towers'.

>>727079646
That's Maj. double wide to you, chokran.

>>727070405

Listen and learn. It's should be:

What's dank and purple and hangs onto your ankles? A homesick abortion.

>>727077924
fuck that, today we're wetbacks!!!

>>727079674
> a baby sucking razor blades

>>727079981
get the crackers to the front!

>>727071806

This is like something a 12 year old Kosovan would type, you disgusting newfaggot.

>>727069459
Jesus Christ. What a headline.

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Whats the difference between you taking a shower and a Jew taking a shower?

The Jew doesnt need a towel

Where does a black Jew sit?
The back of the oven.

>>727070450
>>727070597
>>727070648

You degenerate fucker(s), I like you.

>>727079830
Germanistan is most best Germanistan in Islamic state!

Eat my Jew shit, dumbfuck.

>>727070079
Doesn't work as well when you don't include a space.

>>727080295
Well we don't like you so fuck off

What does have 4 legs and 1 arm?
Pitbull at childrens playground.

I was fucking a retarded girl the other night and she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth. So I came on the window and let nature take its course.

>>727080378
Still worrying about german israel relations when we work hand in hand each and every single day at our JTF bases... you really are children and I have outgrown you after all these years. Took this thread to prove it. Peace.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs after a fire?

Stephen Hawking

>>727068503
Either this is world class bait or just a newfag in his natural habitat

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>>727073024
You were saying?

>>727077301
underrated

>>727075264
that's dutch

>>727080545
Jews don't make peace, jews make shekels

>>727069428
Jimmy Carr joke. He tells it better.

>>727080545
I'm anal raping Jew haters who identify with Nazis. Modern Germany hates Nazis more than any Jew. Most Jew haters are Slavs or angry Cletus rubes.

If you're not a Jew hater, then nothing I say is directed towards you.

>>727068215
What's the best part of having sex with a three month old?
Hearing the pelvis snap!

>>727068593
similar....


3 gay guys are in a hot tub when a load of cum raises to the surface.

one gay guy turns to the other two and says "who farted?"

What do you call a nigger drinking out of the toilet?
Pushing his luck.

>>727070478
Underated.

>>727070648
May very well be the sickest one liner ever. You are a man among men my friend.

>>727069911
pedophilia is wrong.

its paedophilia.

>>727068433
Now that's funny

A teacher and her son, a lawyer, and a priest are flying on an airplane. The plane it's about to go down and there it's only one parachute. The lawyer grabs it avid the teacher screams, "no please, think of the child!" The lawyer screams, "fuck the boy!" Then the priest screams, "do we have the time?!"

>>727068720
>trying this hard

>>727078889

Yeah, lurk moar. On 9gag. On a laptop. In a car. Parked in a garage somewhere.

>>727068720
Way to ruin that meme... so wrong, I don't even know where to start

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne will wait til puberty to come on a boys face.

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>>727068215
>knock knock
Who's there?
>olive
Olive who?
>olive you.

>>727068215
A man walks into a bar and says i hate the reason isis has purple cell phones in summer because pumpkins do not belong in micro waves

what the FUCK are you talking about? Just because I don´t like the way of Israel and the jews in power there atm doesn´t make me a nazi

only a sith deals in absolutes!

I hate pedophiles.
Why?
They're just fucking immature assholes

whats the differens between a black man and a snow tire ?

a snow tire dose not sing when you put chains on it

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>>727076753

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Two secretary girls riding the lift in their office buildibg.
"Is... is this sperm on the wall?"
The other one licks it off the wall and replies:
"Well... thats noone from our office."

>>727069779
Well yeah straight from Jimmy Carr stand up

>>727081592
>>727081803

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw em

>>727075626
lol implying a nigger would have work boots

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

Cops don't change lightbulbs, they just beat the room for being black.

>>727068215
wanna hear a joke?

America

I was eating out this old lady the other day. My friend asked what it tastes like. I shrugged and said, "depends."

>>727071869
Explain please?

Your dad should have beat you instead of dieing of cancer you goddamn orphan bitch motherfucker. I hope you fucking die by getting a tumor in your foreskin you bitch ass motherfucking cunt niggerbitch.

>>727078538
Gonna assume b8 but yeah you always hear stories about how long Poland lasted in WWII

>>727068215
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hv3p4O4wRF

>>727073515
a good one

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Russia's GDP.

>>727074180
>kankervluchtelingenbinnhaler

>>727068593
kek

might be a little TOO fucked up, but
knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange you glad i didn't say banana

>>727068215
whats green and blue and doesnt want sex?
the newcomer in the women shelter

>>727081266

Bonglander humour. Correcting someone's spelling.

I used to be a necrophiliac til that rotten count split on me...

>>727070446
Might as well add this for you

Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because whenever they get to a corner they set up a shop

>>727082601
then why do you expect him to have a soap?

Women will use a lot of excuses to not have sex with. Like I have a headache or I don't even know you or I'm only 12. Excuses.

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>>727068215
Q. What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

A. Quarter Pounder with cheese.

>>727071806
Look at Mr. edgy over here.

what's pink, 7 inches long, and makes her cry when i put it in her mouth?
her miscarriage

>>727068720
>>Hasn't Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like
fucking lost

There is a boy walking in a forest. The sun starts to set and the boy is beginning to whimper. The trees get thicker and the sun down and the boy begins to cry. It's the dead of night and the boy is in a clearing sobbing uncontrollably. Then the clown that led him there says, "I don't know why you're crying you're not the one who has to walk back alone."

Where do niggers come from?

Skunks that fuck monkeys

>>727082792
That was so edgy, I felt like Helen Keller reading a cheese grader.

What's black and sits atop of the stairs?

Steven Hawkins after a house fire.

one mans trash is another mans treasure

is NOT how you tell your son he's adopted

>>727084325
You mean you felt. ....grate?

>>727068215
https://soundcloud.com/yungnero210/im-being-chased-in-my-dreams-1

my stupid addiction

What do you call 2 junkies overdosing on heroin? Stupid junkies. I can't tell jokes

/b/ is dead
goodnight sweet prince

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>>727084625
Top fucking kek.

>>727083164
do you have a cold?

What's the difference between a priest and a Chilean mining company?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other one gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

I was a firsthand witness to an abortion. It completely tore me up inside

german here.

how many jews fit into a bucket?


about 10 shovels.

>>727078538
Been to Israel, it's a fucking shithole and the majority of the people I met were horrible zionist cunts who sucked up to me whilst spitting at certain others. Hope your shite country falls

>>727068930
Cyber police don't care
You dun goofed

>>727069459
I knew that girl, helped her mom put up missing signs. Bitch will never be found.

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Britbongs will get this

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What do you get when you hit a dead baby with a hammer? An Erection.

>>727069677
Damn was gonna say that xD

Ok whats got 3 legs, 8 arms an 5 heads?

Boston marathon finish line.

How do you identify a Jewish car?

The exhaust is on the inside.

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>>727085455

>>727085545
kek

A park ranger was walking by and noticed a boy crying at the edge of a cliff.

"Why are you crying?"

The little boy, still looking down, "My parents fell off the edge while watching the sunrise".

As the ranger looks over the cliff, sure enough there are two dead bodies at the bottom. Then looks back at the kid,

As he unzips his pants, "Kid, this just isn't your day"

>>727085335

What did you do to her

>>727085198
there was only one cool jew. he died about 12 yrs ago.

>>727068720
I need to know if you had that memorized or if you
Went and copy pasted it good sir

>>727085708
Why did I lose

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>>727068895

>>727069768
winrar

What does a woman doing DIY and playing blackjack in a casino have in common?


The house always wins.

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And now Google his name

Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.

>>727068323
Two Jews walk into a bar.
Just kidding, it was a gas chamber.

whats the best part about fucking twenty one year olds?


theres twenty of them

>>727086881
Two Jews rush into a bar.

They both sustained serious head injuries.

I'll take a crack at this boys.

How do you get any girl to have sex with you?

You kill her first.

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>>727086881

>>727087000
Two oranges walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says "your round"

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>>727087158

>>727080378
Go back to /pol/ pls, you are ruining a good thread with your autism

>>727087158
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar.
And doesn't.

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>>727068433
hope you die in the same way newfag

>>727078889
You're not wanted here.

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>>727087370

potentially

>>727069238

Lost, well and truly lost. Well played sir.

>>727068215
How many black people does it take to start a riot?

-1

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>>727087664

How many black lives ACTUALLY matter?

That was a rhetorical question.

>How do you make a 3 year old cry twice?
You wipe your bloody dick on their Teddy Bear

>>727068593
lel

>>727087771
you are an idiot. the -1 indicates that riots can start when no black people are present. learn to math.

>>727087020
But if you kill her she doesn't fight back. Where is the fun in that?

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>>727087994

>>727070960
A priest and a Jew are walking past a school, they see an 10 year old boy.
Priest turns to the Jew and says shall we screw him
Jew turns to the priest and says out of what?

>>727068930
We got one.

Why are jews noses so big?
Because the air is free

Where was anny when the bomb went off?
Everywhere

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not anny

>>727088017

The fun part is when her mother walks in the room afterwards.

>>727088096
oh good the defense for poor math skills is a movie quote. no attempt to defend the argument just distraction and hope for the best? good luck in life anon.

>be be
>fucktard
>ded.pdn
>he daid
>he did stick it in fetus fist tho
>now there is fetus with rotting dick in it
>your mother ate it

>>727088690
Fuck me. That baby was delicious.

Mohamed and Al-Barkawi are on the top of a tower, who falls first ?
The Tower.