my sister just caught me masturbating for the first time and

>>727067612

So she came in the room and closed the door, then knelt in front of you and took your stiff cock down her throat, swallowing every drop after sucking you off..?

>>727067612
She probably wants to forget it happened. You should too. Act normal.

>>727067710
nope she opened, saw my dick in my hand and said sorry as she closed the door

Consider inviting her in next time.

get the fuck out of there and rape her, she will think its still her fault

act normal. if she says anything, tell her to knock next time.

>>727067820
This

>>727067932
This

>>727067612
just act like it never happened

>>727067612
my mom once walked in on me blasting edm as i had porn on my huge monitor

does the fact that she knows that I have a girlfriend makes it worse?

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>>727067612
>20 years old
>still living at home with family
>doesn't lock door when fapping

>>727067612
You should joke about it to show you don't care. Or say shit that was awkward wasn't it. My sister has caught me masturbating like 3 times since i was like 15

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>>727067612
Honestly if she said sorry right after and didn't freak out, it's fine. She probably masturbates too and thinking how it must be awkward. Long story short, she'll never bring that shit up.

>>727067612
Time to leave the country OP, you just exposed yourself to a minor.

>>727068347
What's wrong with being 20 and still living at home. Give him a couple a years dude

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>>727068321
Baiting is all the rage huh?

>>727067612
Ask her if she liked the view in a joking manner.

>>727068407
loser aspie detected

>>727068347
i just moved to her house, I don't have a key to my room

>she said sorry
>she doesnt panic

she understands and probably faps too. do you not realise how great of a bullet you dodged?

>>727068407
because it shows he is of immature mind...a future neet. If you're fucking 20 and don't lock the door when you do your biz...I just can't

>>727068539
DON'T OWN A FUCKING KEY

>>727068497
>>727068591
what kind of fucking door do you have that needs a key from the inside to lock...as a bedroom door?

>>727068617
a normal fucking door that needs a fucking key, like every other fucking door that I've seen in my life

>>727067820
pass user since 20012? what

>>727068695
don't play that shit with me...normal bedroom doors don't need a fucking key to lock and unlock from the INSIDE

>>727068698

2012 was when it was introduced.

>>727067612
you should have invited her to help. She is a great fuck. rep+1

Act normal it's a normal thing. Almost every man is doing it. she'll understand

8888 get

>>727068321
Tell her that gf can't make u cum, and now the only way is to fap to ur sis.

>>727068787
well this one needs and so does all the other bedroom doors I've ever had

>>727067612
OP, Ask her to help you out next time she walks in.

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>>727068407
He was acknowledging the fact he didn't lock the door, not that he lives at home

jfc, you're all so fucking original telling me to ask her for a hand...

>>727068883
>>727068897
These

>>727068890
strangely retarded...I guess you and your family had to carry your housekeys and inside house keys around all the time even when inside just incase a door is locked by accident that sounds fucking retarded or your family hides weird shit from each other to have to use a fucking key

>>727068972
can't lock it...

>>727068977
Incest Wincest

>>727069051
well maybe next time you should fucking lock the door!

>>727069051
why can't you lock or block the door from the inside of your room?

>>727069051
I understand that. Actually look at what's being typed before responding.

>>727068033
> Only normal person in this entire website

fuck the shit out of this slut

>>727067612

Everyone masturbates, just pretend nothing happened and everything will go on like normal.

>>727067612

Next time you see her, explain to her that you weren't thinking about her while you were masturbating. Not that you don't think she's pretty, just that it's very rare you'd ever masturbate to the thought of her.

Keep repeating this until she is comfortable with the fact you weren't masturbating to photos of her saved on your laptop, then everything will be back to normal.

>>727067612

Ask her if her walking in was accidental.

>>727069456
Best advice

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I FUCKING CAN'T LOCK MY BEDROOM DOOR

>>727067612
Just take it easy. Go with her and tell her you're hungry or ask her where your mom is. Talk to her as if nothing has happened.
And post pics of her faggot

>>727069629
you have a retarded door, is your house inbred?

>>727067612

Ask for her opinion on what she saw, preferably at the dinnertable so she doesn't feel creeped out.

>>727069692
it's a pretty standard door dude, always had this kind

you'll be fine but thanks for the lulz

>>727069629

I think your door has autism.

Just act like it never happened....

should have locked the door fucking idiot

>>727068356
>Not learning the first two times
Kek

>>727069629
this thread is getting seriously hilarious

OP furiously having to defend that his door needs a key, what the fuck guys come on

Bro, just drop it. I walked in on my brother too, and my sister's walked in on me a couple of times as well. You get over it. You just get on with your day as if nothing happened, and if you feel the need to address the elephant in the room then just say that you'll lock the door next time BUT OH WAIT YOU CANT CUZ YOUR DOOR'S RETARDED

>>727068533
This

Try to fuck her

>>727069798
not really it's a tard door and you know it.

Say that to make things even, you've got to catch her masturbating sometime and not to lock her door.

>>727070001

FUCK YOU MY DOOR IS LEGIT

>>727068356
>since i was like 15
So last night, faggot?

>>727070091
It only makes sense.

Guys she just asked if she could come hang with me in my room, she didn't mentioned it and she's chill, I'm still panicking because my tissue is on the floor holy fuck

>>727070148
YEAH ITS LEGIT AUTISTIC

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>>727070148
this is a door handle that isn't a downy.

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You're 20. You jack off, other people have sex, your sister probably just finished Jilling off too.
Unless she's a child, your only problem is still living with mommy and daddy at 20.

If she IS young, be prepared for a very awkward conversation, but otherwise it's no big deal.

Should have locked your door dipfuck kek.

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Go ask her if you can watch her jack off so you two will be even.

Just say "you can't fuckin knock?" and continue normal life. That's it wow

UPDATE: we're just sharing music with each other like everyday, everything is cool, yall can fuck off and can stop fucking dissing my door

>>727070616
I bet that was OPs plan all along.

>>727069049
What the fuck kind of retarded are you? Every fucking door in my house has a key as well. Are you living in Russia or something? The doors lock you in by themselves? Kill yourself.

>>727067612
Is the door locked now?

>>727068617
uh, lots of doors are like that...

>>727070358
Agree. Thats based door knob/lock. OP's shit is like some autistic/asspie combo of door locks.

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whats been seen cannot be unseen

>>727070796
guys get a load of OP's door it's pretty autistic amirite?

>>727070871
thx anon

>>727067612
How old is the sister?

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>>727070871
you have the same tard doors as OP?

>>727067612
Stupid motherfucker. You're that dumbass who gets butt naked just to jerk off ehh? Still have to share computers with the family and don't have your own in your room yet? GLAD you feel convicted now than to commit such a vile sin such as this. Maybe you will get the fuck out of the house more often next time and look for a job instead of sitting on your godamn ass masturbating all day.

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>>727067612
The key element is to lock before touching the cock.

Do you need a key to lock the bathroom door too? I just can't wrap my head around how that door is even useful.

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>>727067612

>>727067612
Tell her that since she saw you its only fair that you get to see her masturbating.

>>727071436
yes, why would you lock the bathroom? if the light is on it means there's someone there...

>>727071205

Wait!? What?! OP tried to fuck his sis thru a door?? /b/ is scary some times. Sicko.

>>727071808
she's 24

>>727068347
not all doors lock genius

>>727071875
I'm sure by 24 she's seen worse in her life, it'll probably still be a little awkward but it's not that bad

>>727071875
wait until she's sleeping and jizz in all of her underwear to make her pregnant as payback for watching you masturbate.

Sorry to disrupt conversation gentlemans, I want to build a room in the basement. What kind of door and lock should I use?

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

>>727070871
Dude are you autistic?
So if you need a key to lock it on the inside then does that mean people can just unlock it from the outside?
And if you can't unlock it on the outside does that mean that if you lock it then close it from the outside you'll be locked out?

>>727067612
>Get caught fapping by sister
>Not finishing on her face

OP, you are a faggot

>>727072064
dead bolt is best with a metal frame and no downy locks like OP has cuz OP is tard.

>>727071705
What if someone forgets to turn the light off?
Do you just never take a shit all day?

>>727072064
OP here, not my door apparently

Include me in the reddit screen cap

>>727072223
you fucking knock?

>>727072178
Thank you Sir. I'll follow your advice and finish the work as soon as this bitch stops screaming for help.

Anymore advice on making a cunt mute?

Your help is pretty much appreciated.

>>727068356
Wisdom

Turn it to an opportunity, ask if she has any friends that are single

>>727072035
Only logical thing to do

Best thread of the except maybe the guy making carrot cake.

Just play it off as if she didn't understand it. Make a joke out of it and educate her on it as if she's an idiot. She'll get mad but it will kill the awkwardness

>>727074112
she's older than me wtf

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>>727067612
what the fuck do you think you're supposed to do?

pretend like it didn't happen and move on

would you rather your mom have walked in your room? and why the fuck is your sister walking in your room if you're both over 20?

fuck your bait

>>727074433
we hang with each other in our rooms and we usually just walk in...this time I was home alone and she caught me by surprise

>>727067612
she's probably masturbating too now

>>727074603
doesn't sound normal at all by any standard

one of my ex's nor my gf would ever hang out with their brothers in their own rooms

I'm an only child so I have nothing else to say

>>727068407
I left until 27 or some shit kekekek

>>727068033
Gud guy anon

>>727074804
it is pretty normal between us, I'm just fucking shocked because it's the first time it happened

she's probably masturbating thinking about OP masturbating rn

>>727068890
Do you live in an institution or something?

>>727074966
> I'm just fucking shocked because it's the first time it happened
And not the last one

She was probably coming in to ask how the fuck your door works.

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How fucking retarded do you need to be to get caught jerking it?
I didn't even have a door in my room, and never got seen by anyone despite living with other 5 people.

Ask her if she wants to join in.
Did she see what you fapped to?

>>727076458
>I didn't even have a door in my room
hold on a fucking minute now

do you live in some aids country, and the only reason you have internet access at all is because they provide it for free for homeless people or something?

125 replies for a missing door lock.

>>727069629
just lock the door dumbass
its not that hard

>>727069629
just put something in the hole
try and lock it
cmon op locking isnt that hard

>>727076686
he has a lock but it needs a key. get your shit together anon

>>727069629
that door obviously has a lock
come on op stop lying

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>>727067612

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>>727067612
Are you autistic or something? Just pretend it never happened. She will too

>>727067612
never leave. Hide in there until everyone has planned on leaving the house. When you will escape and live in motels until you can secure a stable job

>>727076204
boi, it will be, this shit was way too embarrassing for me to let it happen again

>>727076772
i don't own the fucking key for it

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>>727069629
What the flying fuck kind of door is that? What nether dimension do you come from OP?

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>>727076661
There just wasn't a door when we moved in, and no one ever questioned it.
The previous owner threw it out to hang one of these in the door frame.

>>727076850
that's what I though too when my father walked in on me while I had a 2 foot dragon dildo way the fuck up my ass while suspended from a sex swing and I was dressed in an assless leather suit with inflatable breasts

but then I got complacent and it happened again two days later

>>727077038
>and no one ever questioned it.
how

how do you not question that when you get assigned to that particular room

>>727076994
it's a fucking normal door you fucking idiots, it just needs a key to lock it but I don't have the key and now I ain't gonna say "hey sis give me the fucking key to lock my door so I can fap in peace"

>>727077264
that's probably what you should say though

just ask for the key and she'll be happy you did because she won't have to walk in on you again

unrelated question by the way, was that door vaccinated as a child?

>>727067612
Your reputation in the family will suffer over this. You must right that wrong and assert your dominance over her by raping her.

>>727077225
It was miles better than sharing a room with siblings, and I just didn't give that much of a shit.
I used to hang spare bedsheets from the bar when I needed some privacy.

>>727077473
that situation sounds like living in a crack house, just saying

>>727069629
what happened to normal doorknobs with a little thing you turn?

>>727077385
they did, why do you think there autistic?

>>727077602
you fucked up the punchline you double nigger

>>727077589
well, doors around here have always been this way, either this or the whole thing you turn with the key whole under it, I used to have that shit in school, not in my house tho

>>727069629
That push button opening mechanism.

That 1800's plantation keyhole.

The stories that door could tell. It's seen some real shit.

at least I have a fucking door compared to the anon that never got caught, fucking looser

>>727077584
It was the best thing a rural family could afford after moving to the big city.
My parents offered to install a proper door a few times, but I told them to spend the money on a Nintendo instead.

>>727077919
Fuck you too man

>>727067799
is she hot? pics pls

>>727069629

Top kek, this is why I still come to /b/ after all these years. Worth digging through all the banana and facebook fap threads for these gold nuggets. Keep on you crazy bastard you. You do you, thanks for letting us laugh at your crazy door in your bizarro world.

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>>727077679
how? you filthy jew trying to tell me vaccines don't give autism. you are jewfag and need a gassing

>>727070616
This, fam.

>>727078403
>how?
by being a fucking retard and not knowing proper grammar

you're more autistic than OP's door

let's try to get over my fucking door and share some stories about getting caught fapping or almost getting caught and the aftermath of that

>>727078162
>I told them to spend the money on a Nintendo instead.
OK, I see you have your priorities in order. Carry on.

>>727067612
>panicking
Oh young grasshopper, you have a lot to learn.

That's not a reason to panic. A reason to panic would be you got caught jerking off on your mother in law while she's visiting. I'm still sweating over that one.

>>727078668
Hey anon, don't insult the Door. It did nothing wrong.

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Fuck mate you so screwed. Better hop out the window and drive to mexico. Don't worry I have Jose with a mill waiting

>>727079027
she caught you fapping to her? holy fuck, that must be well repressed

>>727078886
ok here we go
>be me
>13 years young and just discovered what beating your meat is all about
>didn't have a computer in my room
>go treasure hunting in my parents' bedroom some time
>find a fuckton of playboy magazines that belong to my dad
>catching motherfucker
>take that shit to my room
>start fapping it
>a full 20 seconds later
>about to nut
>hear a knock on the door
>continue jacking it
>mom tries to open the door
>but she can't BECAUSE I FUCKING LOCKED THE DOOR

>>727072394
>knock knock
>excuse me
>been standing here for 10 minutes, anyone in there?

>>727079133
aww i thought you were gonna blow your load on your mom

>>727079124
She did and she still hasn't told anyone about it. Not that I'm aware of anyway.

>>727078886
You're really setting us up for an open the door get on the floor kind of scenario here OP

>>727067612
you're on /b/, you have to fuck her now

>>727076994
i really really like this picture

>>727079133
smart ass

>>727079297
that's what I'm panicking about, she'll probably tell her friends about it or she'll bring it up in an embarrassing moment

>>727067612
You just masturbated for the first time at 20?

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>>727079133

>>727079521
got caught for the first time lmao

>>727079519
There is only one certain thing in life, She will tell.

>>727068033
my nigga

First off, DO NOT fuck her (obviously). Never say anything about it ever again. Caught my brother spanking his wang and he says "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK?" and I just shut the door and started fapping in the other room, not because of my brother but because he gave me the idea. Anyway shit was awkward at first, never said anything about it, moved on. One time I heard my brother and his girlfriend fucking and just fucking sound made me hard so I fucking rubbed one out putting my ear against the door ahhhh good times OP get yourself some juice.

>>727079519
Who cares? Don't worry about it. You know how many times my mom and sisters caught me milking the snake? More times than i can remember. Her friends will ask her how big your dick is though, which my work out in your favor.

>>727068281
b-but its a p-porn rave, mom, come on....
:(

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>>727069629
At least you have a bedroom door

>>727080985
Where the fuck are you? Fucking Japan?

>>727079722
>First off, DO NOT fuck her
what kind of retarded advice is that bro

Nice one.mom should've had been the pivot man.dad the towel boy

Just go to her room and rape her.
Also remember to film it and post it here

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thinking about remodeling my room so I don't fuck up again, what do you guys think of my plan?

>>727072374
Faggot.

>>727083737
what kind of retard has his bed facing towards the door?

>>727083737
But where will you put the door key ?

>>727083737
how about you just get a non-autistic door you fag?

>>727083922
i'm new to this house, my sister had it this way

>>727083925
>>727084011
fucking hell

>>727083737
Your dick looks as retarded as your door, are you two related or something?

>>727068446
https://soundcloud.com/yungnero210/im-being-chased-in-my-dreams-1 this is the picture of what chases me in my dreams, jesus christ

>>727069629
>do the dinosaur
>get on the floor
>open the door because it has autism and i can't lock it

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There you go, forever on the internet Op, if you like it you can print it and hang on your door.