Share your secrets /b/

I've cheated on my gf with 6 different girls, still saving for an engagement ring and planning on being with her forever, having kids, etc. Can't help it.

I have been out of full-time work for almost seven years now. Only getting work on a contract basis here and there.

But my wife's family has no idea and think that I am a successful lawyer.

>>727065305
I found out last night my wife is cheating. Haven't decided how to handle it yet.

>>727065500
Checked. At least double dubs will soothe the pain.

>>727065500
How did you find out? Does she know that you know yet?

>>727065652
I got home after she was asleep, she'd forgotten to delete her texts from the day and she'd been talking with the guy. Went through her purse after that and found two condoms. We don't use condoms.

>>727065652
And no I haven't confronted her yet.

Been with the gf for 4 years, but slept with about 20 backpage escorts in the last 3 years

>>727066188
Nice. Ever have any really bad experiences?

>>727065950
Don't let her know you know until you have all the evidence you need.

>>727065496
How do you pull off this shit?

>>727066407
What do you mean?

>>727066369
Got the screenshots of the texts, including talking about being together last Friday and a nude she sent him.

>>727066473
Like how do they not figure it out? Do they just live far away and not ask questions?

>>727066492
Post nude?

>>727066492
If quints post nude

I'm losing my mind, slowly. I'm not sure if it's the pills or the fact that I'm a glutton but my brain isn't as efficient as it used to be.
>2010
>good grades, easily remember stuff, enjoyed a lot of mature, grown up stuff (books about theology, philosophy) etc.
>now
>struggle to pass my class, can't remember a thing even if it was a minute ago, reading books about complex topics makes me have a headache, etc.
At the end of the day, I'll be another mindless zombie, drifting in my own world, doing my own thing.

I'm fucking my best friend's wife.

>>727066492
You should probably share that with the rest of us. Can't hurt now

>>727065452


This is basically me....

Except I'm not sure I can actually go through with marrying someone I can't be totally honest with since she'd leave immediately if she ever found out.

I feel like I'm stealing her youth sometimes.

>>727066331
Not really...once a provider smelled like dead fish and I busted a nut asap so I could run home to shower immediately. Otherwise, no STD's or getting robbed yet...knock on wood.

>>727066809

where do you find them now that backpage is fucked

im gonna be a dope fiend some day

>>727066863
lol just go to the dating section on backpage, they all just switched categories after they were censored. or go to nightshift.co

>>727066557
Yeah, they don't live near us at all.

I'm very pro Israel and I'm not Jewish or American. The 3rd Temple is coming.

>>727066941


lmao, of course. that's great

>>727066863
but to be real here, I'm probably quitting escorting relatively soon because I'm not chill with the FCC now knowing who I fuck...

>>727066752
I feel like that sometimes as well, but always end up justifying it with the specifics of what happened with each girl, the fact that we're not married yet so it's not as bad, etc.

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Fucked gf mom, and still on a regular basis

>>727065452
You can help it, you're just immature. One of the central qualities of maturity is the capacity to recognize and take responsibility for your actions.

A child thinks "I must," "I can't;" an adult rationalizes their decisions and considers the potential or inevitable consequences of their actions.

Child: I must not eat the candy.

Adult: I could eat that candy but then I'd be taking a step closer to becoming morbidly obese.

>>727067341
>>727067430
Lol retard. Which one do you like better?

>>727067430
>>727067492
Too late - already caught you faggot.

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>>727067538
Look at how much of a dum dum this guy is everybody. He posted twice.

>>727067430
I get it, and I recognize that their not gonna have any consequences except the occasional feeling of guilt for me. Not gonna get anyone pregnant, get caught, etc. If it's gonna impact her, I just don't do it.

Realize Ideally I shouldn't cheat at all and I hope to get there but what can I say I've been in some situations where I wasn't going to get caught and I really wanted to fuck them.

>>727067492
I quoted the wrong post, reposted with a correction and then deleted my older post.

what a niggerfaggot double poster

>>727067654

Wow amazing work anon you sure showed him!

>>727067926
Thank you - I try ;)

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>>727067654
On purpose. Deal with it.

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I want to be fucked in the ass by a guy while his wife blows me.

I was molested for most of my teenage life. It has left me unable to hold down any kind of relationship for more than a couple of months


>therapy is too expensive
>26 now
>still convinced ill die alone

Been with GF for almost 6 years. First and only GF.
Everyone is talking about marriage.
I kind of want to fuck around more as someone in there 20's

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>>727068143

My gf found all my porn, including all of my gay/trap/furry/pony /rule34/black girl/bbw/bbc/cuck/ntr and more. Shes still with me, and sometimes doms me even tho she doesnt like to. last time me rubbed my shorts and made me cum in my pants with spitting in my face and calling me pathetic/sad.

>>727068257
This!! Im in the same boat pal.. I even told her that's how I felt ( like 3 years ago). Still haven't been able to get her to but trying to get her to do a 3some

I have a big desire to cutting some girl's neck
Idk why

>>727068479
Niceeee.jpg

When my boss isn't in work I take a few smoke breaks.

>>727068492
Sucks duder. We broke up 2~years ago for a month or two but she was so broken I felt bad and just got back and dealt with it.

>>727065305
I badly wanna rape my wife in her sleep. We dont fuck as often as i need (still do it weekly, but i need more) and every night i just think about how easy it would be.

Also, we arent in america, so it wouldnt be a rape in the laws eyes

>>727068479
I have a lot of porn stored locally but I'll probably delete it if I ever stop being a friendless NEET. I've started using a porn only Reddit account where I'm subscribed to my fav porn subs and nothing else. Anything I like, I just use the "save" feature (or upvote if I really like) so I can access it again whenever I want.

>>727065305
I once pissed my friends pants so hed be laughed at.

I did it cause he beat me at a game of mortal kombat for the genesis

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>>727068390
I imagine him cumming in my ass as I'm cumming in his wife.

>>727065305
I hate chipotle

>>727069140
What is this type of porn called? F-for a friend

>>727068801
Do it. It is le awesome.
I love fucking my GF while she sleeps. Sometimes I slip her some pill right before bedtime. Then she's guaranteed not to wake up. The feeling of emptying yourself in a sleeping girl is one of the best in the world. I think I might just slip her something tonight.

>>727069140
I've done this. It is just as great as you imagine.

I'm a pedophile

>>727069294
The fact that you said "le awesome" has turned me away from my sleep rapist ways

Thanks?

>>727069087
You mean you pissed on him? Or you pissed in his pants and made him wear them? How does that even work?

>>727069442
Im a chocophile

>>727066642
Rolling fag

>>727069513
I put on a pair of his pants, pissed myself, took pants off, then told everyone he had a pair of piss soaked pants in his room.

I was not a very bright child

Im fucking my neighbors daughter regularly. She comes over and gets high with me and we fuck. She is only 12 though.

>>727066705
get checked for high heavy metal load

>>727069756
Did it work at least?

I molested a kid I was babysitting once. Nobody found out.

>>727068783
Weve been thru shit but told her everything and haven't broken up. She slept with a few guys (she's didn't really want to, didn't resist alot, but she hates saying she was raped.. she said no, I think thats rape) I've slept with a few girls, told her. Even told her I was bicurious at one point. I've told her all my fucked up sexual shit I like and wish could happen. I doubt any of it will happen... we barely even have sex now cuz it makes her sick (which why I say it was rape)... but yeah idk, tough shit. She's a great girl, sex just sucks. She used to be kinky, even did anal few times but not after shit happened

>>727069248
I search through bisexual threesome porn, although you don't often end up finding that much specific stuff.

>>727069398
I've been pegged by women, had threesomes, but never had a real dick in me. Would try with a gay guy but am way too concerned about STDs.

>>727070043
I watched his mom beat him cause he pissed another pair of pants, so in a way, yes

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>>727070144
forgot pic.

>>727070144
Checked

I regularly piss in my ex girlfriends mailbox

Ive touched every sleeping girl or woman in my home, out of town family members that need somewhere to sleep for a night, their daughters, girlfriends friends, sister and just any other sleeping female, im sure the younger ones know and sorta want it, and its hands down panties rubbing every time, fucking piss scared when they move around

>>727070173
Well done. Guess it helps he was a pants pisser to begin with.

I beat and rape illegal immigrants who live in the woods behind my house.
They never go to the police, and new ones arrive regularly. Its the perfect system.

>>727070144
You'll be surprised how much better a real dick feels than a fake one. I'd been pegged a lot before I first got fucked by a guy. I still like pegging for the visuals, but a dick is so much nicer.

>>727070515
I learned quite alot about him that day.

>>727070534
You'll be the most pathetic person in the world when you get cock blocked by Trump.

I hate women. I wish they were the way society says they are. I know that ill only ever have sex or a relationship when im 30 and betabux for some used up slut, and i will go along with it because im going to be that desperate. No matter how good my body looks, no woman could look past my ugly face.

>>727068712
You absolute madman.

slept in a bed with two of my lady friends and felt up the one I was sleeping next to and came on her

>>727070632
Post pic

I worked with a Muslim girl who confided in me that she has a boyfriend. Her family would not approve of this.

I use this information as leverage for blowjobs and occasionally sex, in return for not telling her brothers.

It's a pretty sweet arrangement tbh

>>727065305
I raped a girl in college. She said no, was drunk etc. but didn't fight it hard enough. Saw her at parties a lot and her friend told me she had thought about going to the cops but didn't, kind of an open secret at our school now.

>>727070632
Looks help, but women are attracted to confidence. You don't have either, so that's why you have no waifu

>>727070626
kek

>>727070548
bb?

>>727070103
It's nice to know there are people are in even worse relationships because of their sexual depravity than I am.

>>727065500
become a cuck and enjoy

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>>727070548
I was sorta dating a couple for a while, but he wasn't into anal. When I played alone with her she was willing to use the strapon. I live in a different city now though. And I've thought about finding a TS for this (because feeling tits on your back while getting it in the ass is heavenly), but most are bottoms, hookers, or flat out unattractive. And again with the STD concerns.

I constantly jerk off to pics of Chelsea Clinton. I don't know why.

>>727068232
You will die alone.
Nobody can help you.
You will die alone.

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My secret is I want to fuck a cat

>>727070979
Lol no problem. Worst part is I've told her how I feel, that I need sex and it could potentially ruin our plans for marriage and she's trying to get better. Mf, now I feel even worse bc it's not her choice. I get a bj like once a week or two bc she can still deal with that. But knowing that she's doing it bc she "has" to vs just wanting my dick makes me feel dead inside.

>>727070962
I have one regular guy I go bb with.

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>>727069816
no no noNO no no no no

>>727066705
Brain cancer. Better kys

>>727069878
Blood test?

>>727071004
No joke, I've thought about just cheating with a ton of women. I have the opportunity to, it would be easy. Honestly, the biggest reason I haven't is because I worry about an STD. If it happened now, I could blame it on her and tell her I know she's fucking around.

My brain is all fucked up.

I get off to sharing pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex. Dumb bitch would be so humiliated if she knew that people know what every inch of her looks like and what she looks like with a cock in her mouth and cunt.

I wear my girlfriend of 5 years largest jeweled buttplug that I bought for her daily everywhere I go and rarely take it out. I usually wear gstrings with it too under my normal clothes. I regularly act like a trap on 4chan and kik and have multiple guys send me dick pics while I call them daddy and act like a complete cumslut sending pictures of myself with the plug in back to them. I came on my own face and swallowed my cum a few days ago before my girlfriend came home from work.

>>727071927
Just be careful who you cheat with. Try to get with one of her friends--if she had an STD she would have already told your gf, and your gf would tell you.

Fucked my gf's best friend and it was the hottest sex I've ever had.

>>727071669
I would feel the same anon

>>727071669
>>727070979
Oh and shes not even that attractive, especially not anymore. Was like a 7 or so. Gained weight, lost confidence, self respect. now she's like a 5 or 4.. Still love the bitch though, hope she gets better. Either way I probs won't leave

>>727072212
Your gf cheat too?

I can't decide if I should just leave or seize the opportunity to get some strange. I honestly get hit on more with a wedding ring on than I ever did single.

>>727072341
Yep, it's just an endless cycle of self hate, pitty, resentment and solitude now. There are good days and we get along.... but a guy NEEDS sex and only getting sex bc you know she feels obligated and not bc she just loves and wants you.. dead inside.. but pretty used to dealing with those feels now

Friend told me he'd gone to this parlour and he asked for a booking with the owner, some older woman. After the massage he asked he if she took "tips" and this was apparently code for getting a happy ending.
Another friend went and did it all but got nothing. She said she didn't take tips.
I went did it and when I asked she said how much, I had nfi how it works so I said $100. She gave me handjob and took her top off.
I remember she got angry when I squeezed her nipple. No touching, but she let me rub my hand on her tit.
I filmed some on my phone. Less than 5 minutes before I popped.
She wasn't that stunning but her tits were big. Had a gf at the time and I'm still with her. Feel awful when we drive last the place together.

>>727067420
How ? I want that too

I'm a trap

>>727072001
i allowed my wife having a fuck buddy. she's bit of nymphomaniac. she needs more men. i haven't got a problem with it. she's always in a good mood and it's really fun with her

>>727073837
Sounds hot. Want to trade pics?

>>727068712
edgy af

impreganted my cousin,
>inb4 cletus
we never saw eachother before our 20s and whe we met we didnt know we were related until few months into our relationship that i introduced her to some family

I have lost my verginity with a bitch ah ah

>>727074192
Underage gtfo

>>727065305
I don't live with my parents since I was 16, now I'm 24, they think I'm in uni and finishing this year, but I'm NEET high school drop out.

>>727066719
story with green text motherfucker

>>727071917
Provocation test

http://www.drmarchese.com/images/Provocative_Heavy_Metal_testing.pdf

Doctors warn against it
http://www.dmpsbackfire.com/test/default.shtml

Especially those who are not againt mercury in dental fillings.
http://www.dmpsbackfire.com/amalgam/default.shtml

Find some anti-amalgam dentist and ask him for directions.

>>727074337
I eat my own cum.

>>727066719
Me too dude. The guilt is killing me. But holy shot is her pussy tight. It's like fucking a 10 speed tire.

>>727066705
You're slowly becoming a nigger. The symptoms don't lie.

>>727074445
Easier clean up that way

>>727065500
Fuck that bitch, gather info and get a lawyer and destroy her shit/leave her with nothing

>>727074552
Aand i begin with that porpuse.. hahah

>>727073043
Post vid

>>727065305
My abusive ex-dad died in state custody. Complications from prostate cancer whilst suffering poor general health. I turned him and ex-mom in for running their own crime syndicate with wide reaching corruption, drugs, and iniquities. Idiot brother, fat sister, their spouses, their kids, uncle's, aunt's, cousins - are all facing indictments, too. Got them all excommunicated from the Church also. The scandal is being kept low by government and media as they don't want to lose influence themselves.

Lost my inheritance, all my family, and folks here are generally in dismay. I'm still looked down upon regardless of not being a criminal and ending the syndicate. My ex-parent's damage to my reputation still lingers, despite my best efforts to the contrary. They knew how to manipulate folks as good as the devil could.

Time may heal all wounds, but it still hurts.

>>727069816
how old are you?

>>727074664
Nah
It's embarrassing to listen to. I sound like a beta fuckhead
>"oh yeah, oh my god, so good, don't stop, oh fuck"
actual cringe

my mate and i suck each other's cock. our wifes don't know

>>727072001
Anyone want them?

>>727074880
No

During a party, I was in a bed with my wife, two of my very good friends, and their wives.

I had a 2nd base threesome with my friends' two wives without my wife or two friends ever finding out about it.

And both of the two girls I fooled around with didn't know that I was fooling around with the other.

>>727068232
Be happy that you even could have one and be happy that you could be happy!
I was molested from birth until my teenagelife (12) and went completely psychophatic. No anger, no fear, no sorrow, no fun, no trust and also no love.

>>727074880
yes

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>>727065305
I long for someone to make it their mission to brainwash and train me into being their cute and sexy sissy slut. To the point where I crave cock and cum.

I'm at the borderline already mentally. Just need someone to push and to shape my body into their desires.

>>727075288
Is it cool to email you?

When I was younger I got a ping pong ball stuck up my anus and I was so scared that I told my mom. We haven't talked about it ever since it happend

>>727074800
Mute the sound

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>>727075824
Screenshot

>>727075706
My email is Johnbrock583 at g mail.
This is for anyone who wants to see the slut.

>>727074880
e-mail them to me @ [email protected]

>>727065305
I'm currently avoiding my wife while taking off the market antibiotics to cure chlamydia.

>>727075808
how did you get it out ?

>>727065500
Next time you're balls deep in her pussy, ask her if the other dude fucks her this deep. That'll blow her mind! Then go get checked for STDs

>>727076345
We were gonna get it surgically removed if I couldn't poop it out, luckily I pooped it out

I cheated on my girlfriend with the hottest girl in FL

>>727075981
She looks disappointed with your 5 inch Cock lol

>>727076578
ok, it's better to keep silence about it

>>727076578
this needs a green text fam, how did you pass it? was there a battle?

>>727076770
I looked up how easy it would be to get it out and got really scared because of all the people with stories of it getting surgically removed so I didn't know what to do. I was 13 at the time keep in mind

>>727066492
go to a divorce lawyer right now and talk about your options

>>727074620
Even with a great lawyer, you can't necessarily take a woman for everything just because she cheated. The family court system leans in favor of women even when they're at fault.

>>727076886
>be me
>feeling hella gay/expiremental
>get in shower and plop the ball in my ass and jerk off
>can't squeeze it out for about 15 mins
>get out and try some more in my room
Welp.jpg
>look up how to get it out
>get really scared bc of all these stories of people having to get it removed surgically
>can't eat dinner
>can't sleep
>can't eat breakfast
>cry so much
>I tell my mom and she does a bunch of research and feeds me stuff that will help my bowl movement
>inject some shit into my ass to make my poop slippery, it's for baby's
>lube my ass up to
> eventually after hours finally poop it out
>last thing my mom asks me about the whole shit show (no pun intended) is "is there anything else you wanna tell her"
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I once slept with a girl, then her sister in the same night. Apparently sisters talk to each other, won't do that again.

>>727077484
*tell me

>>727075030

surprised thread isnt dead. birth till 12? so who done it anon?

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When I was a kid in school around 10 we were having these bake sales/discos in school too raise money for a class trip.

we really wanted to go to an "island" in sweden called Gotland so we were saving for that.

I think we needed about 15k kronors, for it which is roughly 1.7 dollars or 1550 euros.

But basically everytime we had a sale when ti was my time to stand in the mini kiosk at the disco or out on the street outdoor a supermaket selling cakes, I would take about 400 kr , 45 dollars, 40 euros, out of it and put it into my own pocket. I did this for like 2 years , which eventually came around to 680 dollars, 620 euros.

The school never noticed, they just thought we didnt sell enough and it took a long ass time to get shit.

But I put that money into a box i made in woodwork class, and I found it again when I was 17. Nice suprise but , I kind of want to remember why I stole it.


I also took alot of hockey collector cards from kids in the playground, I taught myself how to pickpocket cause I thought it was cool and I acctually stole some hockey card some kid brought that his father had gotten for him on his birthday, worth like 400kr, 1 card, and he brought it too school and i just took it out of his bag and he thought he lost it. also found them lieing in that box.

>>727067654
His point still stands, you're a child

>>727077731
My Brother, he was 14 y older.

>>727076918
in the childhood we dit stupid things. what was your intention to put the ball in ?

>>727077484
Thanks for delivering Ping Pong OP

my mate and i are sharing nude and porn pics of our wives

>>727079408
Post em

>>727079562
sorry, but my wife has some very distinctive tattoos

>>727079652
Do it. She's a slut!

>>727065305
I like to finger my anus when I was it after a shitload

>>727078393

so when you were 12 he was 26?

Gymnastics coach here

>>727067430
then they realize when they are in there 40's like holy fuck why did I married this bitch when she leaves them and go and fucks some young nigger and then you win up killing her.
Karma is a bitch

>>727065305
fart fetish

>>727079858
oh no, if she figures it out , i'm a dead man

>>727080235
Karma is something street-shitting Indians made up to justify why mean people will come back in their next lives as snakes rather than cows. Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

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>>727065305

Matched with a girl on Tinder. Got her number and some pics. Was supposed to fuck her tonight, but she said she lives in some shithole and not the city she mentioned yesterday.

I was THAT close to losing my v-card.

>>727080365
Come on. Let's see what she doesn't want anyone else to see. You know that makes you hard.

>>727080500
would you rather be a snake or a cow?

I would love to suck a shemale dick, and then she cum inside my mouth and i swallow it!!!

I technically raped my ex and have to deal with the fact that I'm a piece of shit and it could all come back to haunt me one day.

>>727080837
Cow every time. There's a good chance you end up as a dairy cow getting milked all day or a prize bull that's job is just to breed with cows.

With a snake, the best you could hop for is getting into a zoo.

>>727066941
these places like cl or are they escorts?

>>727075981
Disgusting
Wouldn't have even paid $20

>>727081156
Details

>>727080229
Hey, you are right
You are a pro at mathematics?

With 32 he committed suizide, so he is no longer 14 yeras older.

>>727080695
Who gives a fuck, fag?

I have a crush on Kat

>>727081812

Who gives a fuck about you, fag?

I'm a convicted Sex Offender.

>on outs with my wife, we have different bed rooms
>she hates me, barely talks to me.
>she has sleeping issue and take ambient
>turns her into a total zombie in the middle of the night.
>I realize she don't remember shit when shes on it.
>be 3AM i go into her room and strip her down and hate fuck her for almost an hour.
>tried to ass fuck her but she makes noises afraid she'll come to.
>been doing this for a few weeks
>she doesn't know anything about it, if she does she must like it because she never says anything the next day.

>>727081156
Tell us the story

>>727081583
When we were together, I told her about my sleep sex fetish and she was totally down with it so I'd fuck her while she was asleep. So we break up but we're going through an abortion and we were still cuddling and making out, so drunk me one night thought it was still okay and I did it and then she woke up and started crying and told her friends that I raped her. One of her friends was a coworker of mine so now I'm avoiding going back and working there so as to not be known as some creepy rapist. The funny thing is, despite her calling rape on me, she was still living with me and when she wasn't, she'd come over and have sex with me. But I still feel terrible and guilty for what I did.

>>727075981
Wanna see more of those tits

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>>727082686
Do it again

I dont love my girlfriend and constantly think about fucking her Japanese friend

>>727065305
I'm depressed over the fact my cat died and I feel like a giant faggot but I loved that cat. Might an hero

>>727080229
Before I forget: after it ended, because our father found out, I really missed something. Unhappily I found no gymnastics coach to help out. Later with arround 14 I manipulated some of my classmates to have fun while whipping me with a belt. Until now Pain is the only thing I could feel and even this is hardly reduced

Haven't told anyone I will be killing myself very soon

>>727083157
Rather drink away the memories of another failed relationship and the fact that I'm a rapist now

>>727074995
2nd base 3some? Explain.

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>>727083344
I feel ya anon. Live on, for your cats sake.

Otherwise you'l go to cat hell and never meet your cat in the cat heavens.

Cheated on my GF with 2 girls and one guy

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>>727068143
thats really gay

>>727083937
There isnt a heavon or hell so I dont really care about all that

>>727065305
Found out my husband cheated on me. I want revenge.

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I have no friends but have convinced my family and work colleagues that I have some semblance of a social life. In truth after going to uni all of my friends decided I wasn't worth keeping around and I've been on my own ever since. I spend nights crying because I don't know what to do. I'm shit at meeting new people and making friends and I forsee myself being alone forever, even past uni and in the 'working world'.

Probably going to finally kill myself at some point in the next 2 or 3 years but I'm too much of a fucking coward to do it right now. Tried going through the medical system here (NHS) but nothing they did to help me worked. I'm pretty much a waste of space.

>>727065950
I sympathize.
Had something similar happen to me.
Gf of two years snuggled up to me and mumbled another mans name in bed while half conscious. I checked her phone that was charging in the bathroom and there were texts from a matching name discussing the great head she gave after work the previous day. I've never kicked a girl to the curb more savagely than her.

>>727084413
lol

>>727066188
Just curious why you do it? I have a few kinks I'm afraid to share with mine but other than that have no desire to sleep around on her

>>727083659
How soon?

I fucked my sister's lifelong married best friend, we've tried to hook up again but always someone blocking our chance(mostly her damn kids)

>>727068257
Dude, same boat as you man, except she's my 2nd gf. Honestly I feel like she could be the one, but I'm in my 20s and would like to date a few more individuals before tying the knot. Hell not even sleeping with them, just go on a few more dates before it's all over since I've never had that before. Been together a year and a half at this point

>>727068257
Good goyim

>>727084413
sounds sociophatic
don't kill the son of your neighbor if suicide don't work

Pee fetish. That's me

>>727077287
>>727074620
>>727065500


1. Secure all tangible assets in a suitable trust
2. File lawsuit
3. If set up correctly, no court order can touch your trust
4. Lean back and laugh with all your hard earned money staying in your pockets.

>>727066492
I dunno if that's a good idea mate. Depending where you live it doesn't matter if she cheated she still gets your shit. So start hiding it somewhere. Take out a bunch gradually and hide it in a safe at a trusted persons house. Possibly quit your job if you're capable of working under the table so she doesn't get alimony.

>>727085103
I'm a sociopath because I'm lonely and unsociable... thanks Dr. Phil.

Just because I hate myself doesn't mean I go around being a shitbag. I just try to have as little negative impact on the lives of those around me as possible. I feel like my negative impact would be lessened by the removal of my existence. Fairly simple.

>>727084353
I cheat on my wife all the time... you have to ask yourself... what are you not giving him. I would do the same if she was cheating on me.

>>727083274
Life's too short, fuck her friend!

>>727081156
Get over yourself. Women have rape fantasies all the time.

>>727087387
She needs to be down though

>>727079408
Nice! Nothing wrong with that.

>>727068232
Do you feel it was the molestation itself that messed you up the most or people's reactions to it?
>Omg you're so messed up honey
>I'm fine
>You're so messed up you don't even know own it. Omg it's worse than I thought
>Forced into therapy where some Jew mentally breaks me down
>Will not accept me saying I'm fine
>Psychologically tears me down
>My young confused mind is rewritten.
>To top it off the rapists spouse calls me up regularly blaming me for seducing her husband and ruining their lives when I was 8 and the extent of my seduction was not saying "no, stop"

I honestly think the reaction to it all fucked me up the most. If no one ever knew about it and shit didn't get harassed and constantly told I'm fucked by it by some and it was my fault by others id probably be fine.

>>727068257
Naw man grass is always greener on the other side. My buddy is saying this now too and his gf is the best girl you can find. She's homely but cute. She doesn't bust his balls about anything and she's fun to be around unlike the vast majority of other relationships i see. Unless the relationship is bad don't do it.

>>727087717
Men need to Fuck, get yourself a side piece. Women need the mental stimulation, men need physical. Understand?
I've been married for over 20yrs. I get the game.

>>727087717
Keep your girlfriend. The sex is much better with her when you have a side piece - trust me.

>>727088223
How 20 years?

im obsessed with body modification and now that my marriage is falling apart i want to do a lot of things to myself i cant really explain here but it will end up ruining my health but i cant stop

>>727065305
I'm attracted to 10-14yo girls. it makes me get a little depressed sometimes

>>727088624
Yes 20. She doesn't know. The sex sucks when there isn't someone else. I love my wife to death! But the sex is so much better when I'm fucking someone else too.

>>727065305
I used to grab girls' asses in the crowded halls when I was in hs

I sleep with my socks on

I often think about my life
>be me
>loser fag who is suicidal but doesnt have the balls
>choke myself only to let go
>imapussy.mp4
>fml

I'm a combat vet being treated by the VA for PTSD. I'm married with a two year old and a graduate student.

Nobody knows that I'm addicted to prescription medication and drugged out of my mind most of the time. I can't even remember what I had for breakfast most days.

Somehow I've managed to keep it a secret for over a year now and kept up the image of a "family man" to everyone around me.

I'm suicidal.

>>727065496
Well said Anon, well said

>>727089560
I truly feel for you anon, i really do. You are my hero! (btw, i wasn't born in the US).

I have plenty

My ex-bestfriend "raped" me in my basement in 7th grade. It's a bit complicated.We both agreed to forget the whole thing rather than do anything about it.

I recently played a midget from Ted talk into sending me nudes, only to realize he's a obsessive creep so dumped him

I have 500 people who I am texting at the same time who all think I am their boyfriend.

>>727090396
Story... why do your think it was rape?

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I have and obsession with women's panties. I take them at all opportunities and have even spent hundreds of hours dumpster diving for them. At one point my collection was probably at 1000 now only about 350 or so. Pic is from a while back, collection has been added to.

>>727090678
those are used? lol.
i would say you need a hobby but seems like you got one...

>>727090904
Mostly used, these were the ones i kept that were in good condition, no unpleasant odours or stains and interesting in some way or another. Girls also throw out a ridiculous amount of new underwear as well.

>>727090639
Well I'll go over it. Long story though.

>Be me in 7th grade
>Gay ass faggot but besides the point
>Me, friend, and other friend at sleepover
>other friend asleep, me and friend share beanbag because of space
>leg grazes mine
>long story short he confesses he likes me and I say I like him too
>Over the course of the year, we regulary have sleepovers to mess around. Mostly making out.
Will continue in a sec

I am fully addicted to humiliation, i love being shamed and abused. People on the internet actually have my real dox, with plenty pictures of me completely naked spreading my ass, fucking myself with pens, wearing dresses, lots of things, and despite how much i know it will ruin my life one day, i am still completely addicted to it.

>>727091227
Can't be rape then... can it? You also consented. I think that word is over used. Please continue.

I've cheated on my ex with my actual bf and cheated on my actual bf with my ex.

>>727091175
there is one tiny girl you must of found panties of.
top side,3de row of the left in the front. its in dark green/brown. that looks like tiny hips...

>>727091556
no not rape since both want to.
cant rape someone that wants to fuck you.

>>727090396
>>727090639
>>727091227

Fast forward to one of our usual sleepover at his house. Around this time I have second thoughts about what's going on.
>Liking another guy in my grade
>He told me himself he didn't consider this a relationship
>So that night I told him that this was the last time I wanted to do anything, but I'm fine staying friends.
We have have 2 more sleepovers after that, but with friends around. Nothing happens so I assume the whole thing is over.

>Fast forward 2 weeks later at another sleepover

A sleepover with me, him, and 3 other friends. Again since of space, I slept on the beanbag with him. After falling asleep, it happened
>Wake up to a rubbing against my leg
>Move over assuming he's just asleep
>He wraps his arm around me into a tight hug
>So tight I can barely move my arms
>Start's rubbing me up and down, assuming I'm enjoying it
>Want to say something but if I do my other friends would wake up, leading to a pretty messed up story to explain
>Tries to penetrate, but can't
> I manage to get him off and he finally gets it
>Morning after is insanely awkward.

I can talk about the aftermath and why we decided not to deal with it, but idk if you want to hear it. Main thing that conflicts me was he thought that I liked what was happening

>>727091857
>>727091556
Read this. I told him things were over before it happened.

>>727091968

>>727091968
Not exactly rape, more of an attempt. But go on

>>727065305
I fapped at dudes fucking dogs mr hands and other weird stuff but I'm only ashamed for fapping at sangnigger bitches

>>727091701
Possibly teen girl or tiny asian women, idk. Seem to mature and lacey to belong to a really young girl. Sometimes you find awesome panties thrown out with high school paperwork and assignments and.... uhhhh yeah mmmmm

>>727091701
Also have some pairs that are like xxxl g strings and thongs that I could wear like a fucking man-kini.

haven't told my boyfriend about attempting suicide twice since he moved away for university

I once fucked a dog.

>>727092731
Welcome to 4chan, you'll fit in here.

>>727091968
Dude... so at some point you have to take responsibility for your actions. If you didn't feel comfortable spending the night, why did you? It's cool, but don't call it rape. Again it's an over used word that gets a lot of people in trouble (obviously not me). I'm an oldfag and I can tell that you need to take responsibility for your actions and not blame others. Just say'en.

>>727092140
Well I guess it's more molestation, but a attempt is bad enough.

>School next day
>Talk in the bathroom
>Long story short tell him how I didn't want that and he should fuck out of my life
>Doesn't talk to me, I don't talk to him
>All seems well, until...

2 days later

>Kid never hangs out in our friend group anymore
>Isolated (future he finds plenty of friends after this blows off)
>Anons ask me "Why doesn't he come here anymore?"
>I trust these anons, so I tell them the story
>All agree to stay the fuck away from him, though I try to tell them not to be mean to him
>Bitch at the other table overheard my story

The bitch had the audacity to walk up to him personally and ask him if he raped me. I had no knowledge of it and thought it would be a contained story between me and trusted friends. If it wasn't for her, it would have ended there.

>>727092702
Hang in there anon, life gets better. Please don't.

>>727092935
He should have known better than to grope someone after they told you they didn't want anything to do with you. I know I should have said something that night, but imagine the embarrassment and dilemma I would have to go through because of it. I was also in 7th grade, so decisions weren't my strong suit.

But in terms, I guess molestation would be a better description. He touched me, my dick, my asshole, and put it in places I gave no consent to such as my legs and my mouth.

>>727092702
However you feel, it get's better. I suggest talking to your boyfriend, and a therapist. Anyone that knows you as a friend or family member. Don't stay silent about it.

>>727092702
How old are you and how long have you felt this way?

>>727068712
Jesus Crust... God Jam it

>>727093393
I appreciate you sharing but everyone has a story on 4chan, that's why we're all here :). I have a few myself that i'll share some day. I was born in a 3rd world country - use your imagination. I definitely think it's therapeutic. I wish you the best anon!

>>727093169
thanks
>>727093512
seeing a community mental health team at the moment. small steps.
>>727094119
I'm 20, have had troubles with up-down-up-down moods for a few years but haven't yet received a diagnosis. Self harmed since I was about 14, on and off. I'm just so damn exhausted from it all

once decided to try out gay shit, found some guy on craigslist, got him to suck my dick, fucked him in the ass, came. decided I wasn't into it never even considered it again

>>727069816
Huh...

>>727094399
I'm an oldfag. I haven't walked in your shoes but know this... life gets better as you look back on it. :)
Not sure if your gay/straight (or if that even matters) but you'll find people in your life that truly matter. You shed all the bullshit people in your life as you get older. Hope this matters. (Please don't).

>>727094418
Were you single at the time?

>>727093139
Damn, this is my future. See
>>727082686
God dammit...

>>727095006
it's appreciated. I know people in my life care, but it's always nice when anon strangers are supportive

>>727070088
not cool

>>727095234
I'm sure you're sexy as fuck anon. Be that!

>>727067161
same

>>727074803
Nice

>>727065305
i hate my life

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My dick is pretty big and my ex-girl always stalking me at school because of it. She said "I want you back." but i know she only wants the D.

I like to use diapers and i have 18 years

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I'm terrified to enter the woods near my house after 2011. I saw a werewolf out there while hunting back then. No doubt in my mind, other hunters even found the tracks later. I fired three rounds of .308 straight into it, had no effect.It just rushed into the woods.

>>727075383
If I had the money and means, I'd do that to your slutty little ass in a heartbeat.

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> Be me
> have gf making an highschool hw in my pc
> in my favourites there is an image of an ex still makes my dick steel like
> finds out
> I swear I didn't know
> she believes
> feel like shit, but still fant
fantasizing with more girls

My actual gf doesn't satisfy me in bed, and I always say she is a great dick sucker

I want to be fucked by a nigger but im too much of a pussy to do something about

>>727096251
Fuck man. That would be enough to fuck you up seeing shit like that.

>>727067430
I would spit on you my nigga

Mid 20's, never had a girlfriend, never had sex, never even kissed a girl sober, I find it really easy to make friends with girls, have done all through school, college and work, I can make hot girls laugh and they want to be around me but I'm so self conscious that I can never take it further, even in school some girl asked me out every day for like 3 weeks but I just kept saying ill think about it, I wanted to so bad but even when I was fucking 14 I was scared she'd realise she was my first so it never happened, ive never got any better with, is it too late now for me? now i am mid 20's how many girls want to date a guy so inexperienced?

i regularly go through the internet to look for creepy as fuck sites that advise you how to kill yourself and occasionally try out some of the methods

i want to die but im not sure how to do it right

I faked disability for 2 years and traveled the world with the sick pay.

>>727070144
How is pegging, anon?

>>727065305
for some reason daughter of my ex co-worker is turned on by me. it started with texting then gone to sexting and .........
14

>>727095189
>>727094259
Should I finish it? Dude not only molested me, but also pulled one more dick move on me.

>>727098201
Yeah go ahead and finish it

>>727065305
I wanna murder

>>727098513
edgy

>>727098201
Go, get it off your chest.

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>>727065305
This is a girl i went to school with. Fap to her consistently. She doesnt know i have this

>>727098282
Alright so again I had no knowledge that the bitch said that to him. I also had no knowledge about what he said back..

Cut back to the next day, and one of my friends began getting really fucking angry with me
>"Why did you lie to me anon?"
>"Why did I lie about?"
>"We all already know about it so might as well spill it. He never raped you. You raped him"

I immediately asked him who told him that, and began backtracking each and every person. Eventually I found that the bitch had spread that everywhere so I confronted her

>"What the hell have you been saying bitch?"
>"The truth. He told me the whole thing"

That's when I realized it wasn't one of my friends who spread this shit. HE DID!

I confronted him after school almost wanting to punch him in the face. He said he had no idea what I was talking about, but I heard from 5 other people he told them that I raped him.

After a year things cooled down, but that part bugged me the most.

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I want him to fuck me.

>>727094399
I've been there. It is way behind me now. First step is get diagnosed and see what kind of professional help you can get. You're still really young so it might seem like things will never get better but that is not true at all. Sounds cliche but i've been there and I am very happy now.

>>727099489
thanks
i've had a good laugh on here tonight so I'll probably just go to sleep
got myself at least another night

Took me 23 years to get laid.