post some cakes

>>727065161
Your shit would look like a faceless monstrosity gurgling from the deep dark pit of insanity.

>>727065161
Oh boy, someone owns an airbrush.

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Bacon cake

>>727065161
>post some cakes

Nope, won't! The cake is a lie.

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>>727065752
I love bacon but that just looks gross!

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>>727065409
>an airbrush

>>727065247
umm ok

>>727066019
Maple syrup extract in the batter. Tastes like pancakes.

>>727066075
point?

>>727065247
Weirdest post of the day

>>727066229
still looks gross and maple bacon? yuck!

>>727066406
Can I have a slice with extra cone please?

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>>727066435
>>727066406
>>727066237
>>727065973
>>727065161
Looks OK but I have a feeling this shit will taste like gelatin and nothing else.

Pic related is a real cake. Looks the part but is also made to taste amazing.

>>727066241
...yeah i don't get it either.

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now what bitch

that's right

didn't think so

the fuck on outa here with your bitch as cakes

>>727067017
Pff. What's the point of a cake you can't eat?

>>727066794
Kids named burger?

>>727066794

nice

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>>727067001
Wtf that was supposed to be a frank Sinatra and rat pack cake why the hell is it a picture of Asian girls

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>>727067153
the whole thing is edible, including the flowers (blown and pulled sugar)

>>727065745
9/10 would bang again

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>>727067153
>not valuing destruction equally to construction
get a load of this faggot
If you produce something with perceived value you can't possibly be upset that it is used, can you?

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>>727066691
The shiny stuff is only glaze - you can hide anything you want in the middle; from mousse to sponge cake.

Also what does /b think about eclairs?

>>727067442
it would cause a huge mess and
and...i believe i would be upset.

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>>727067602
>only glaze
but it's gelatin glaze

the trick in good cake making is to get a shine without gelatin, because gelatin dilutes the flavor

>>727067627
>it would
>assigning your own inefficiencies to the entire human race
Some of us can eat without making a mess.
Start from the top down, idiot.
Better yet, put it in a fucking pan and cut it before your serve it. It can't simultaneously be pretty and be in your stomach. It does one then the other.
>Either the pretty is inside the cake and you can't see it until you start eating, or the pretty is on the outside and it is lost once you start eating it
This is the basic nature of cake.

>>727067442
Imagine trying to cut that thing.

>>727065161
Looks like mold

>>727067602
I know which one mr. gold toes is eating first.

>>727067965
the one that looks like a cock?

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>>727067873
Put it in a pan.
What is this retardation where everyone has to cut the cake while it's an art piece?
Cutting the cake is an art project itself with you faggots.
Display the cake for your guests then have your servants cut it in the kitchen before serving the guests.
Fucking poorfags have never eaten a cake before.

>>727067873
i feel like you made this cake and already went through this whole discussion with whoever was eating it and is thus why you're so entertainingly heated over it.

>>727068167
Sure, why not?
Fucking bridezillas (pretty sure this was a tv show, once).

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>>727068167
Kek, I'm not that guy but I'm the one who posted the cake.

The cake's I've been posting were made at the MOF competition for French pastry chefs. Watch the documentary 'Kings of pastry', it's about that competition and it's insane.

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I would like a cake version of this

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>>727067017
This is a thing that shouldn't exist, but it does.

>>727065247
You win 4chan for today,
Well done anon.

>>727065956
You old cunt

>>727069011
can't handle the craftsmanship, can you?

>>727067017
Where is the actual cake? Is it behind the flowers?

>>727066691
That cake is covered in fondant.

Fondant is much worse for ruining a cake than gelatin

>>727069267
it's front center in the image

you'd see it if your neckbeard wouldn't get in the way

>>727069293
it's marzipan

>>727067017
>>727067873
>>727068118
>the pretty is on the outside and it is lost once you start eating it
>Display the cake for your guests then have your servants cut it in the kitchen before serving the guests

This spiral cake is idiotic. Once you get any "piece" of it in your plate you'll barely be able to tell that it came from the cake you saw. The parts are so fragile that any attempt at cutting it will make shit explode into a pile of crumbs and nuts, in a visually unappealing way. A cake is not a sculpture, you have to take function into account.

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>>727065247
Do not blaspheme against him. Only one faceless monstrosity gurgles forth from the depths of insanity. Dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

>>727069477
>A cake is not a sculpture
in this case, it's quite literally a sculpture

it was never made to be eaten but to demonstrate sugar work technique

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>>727069000
Closest I could find

>>727069696
Ehh, is that Lenin?

>>727069477
That's just like your opinion, man.

>Servants put one of those balls on every plate with some of the crusty shit that flakes off like dandruff and a slab of sugar
Iconic.

If you had enough money for a cake like this then you have enough money to be more worried about what color helicopter you're getting for your birthday this year, regardless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-v6g3QE3t8

Watch the whole thing. It's related.

>>727070134
>one of those balls
It's called profiterole. Honestly guys, come on.

>>727070176
I thought they were going to cut a tiny muslim out of the cabin.

>>727070404
Thanks for the information.