YLYL my dudes
>>727040894
bump
Vitaly is that you?
Is the pigs name War?
>>727042191
You got me again. I must be the faggot.
>>727042191
why
>fuck you
>>727042191
>bitch
>boy
>>727042191
plz dont kill my mom
Boy get off your sister, wtf is wrong with you...
http://108.59.9.23/media/videos/mp4/15644.mp4
>>727042191
come on
>>727042191
hhahaha fuckyou!
>>727042750
Spare.
>>727042954
wow, edgy
>>727043008
chance of me checking that link: 0%
>>727042191
Twat
>>727043220
You go girl
>>727043008
Holy shit anon.
>>727042191
. . .
>>727043008
it´s a girl sniffing her vagina in public though her pants. boring shit
>>727042745
Wow. So what I am DOES have a name.
>>727043375
Yeah, it's pedophile
>>727043583
Nope
Kindergender
Pedos identify as adults
I'm a child in an adults body and I would thank you not to oppress me. Check your privilege
>>727043008
>>727042750
I love how the dude with the orange thing round his neck goes to run after the car. Gets 10 foot before he realises his leg is totalled.
>>727042191
This is the third time tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tny9gS9VFAU
>>727042954
I came to laugh not to fap
>>727044288
Then you lose
>>727042191
llol
>>727043703
Look up clover gender on twitter its worth a few keks.
OC
>>727043008
kinda fappy, not very funny.
>>727042750
so fake
>>727043409
......
>>727044569
fucking so mad now
>>727044569
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4310574/New-York-State-drop-prospective-teacher-literacy-test.html
>>727042931
lost
>>727044490
Lost!
>>727044569
What happened when you prove your teacher is a a dumb ass? Do you get to assume your rightful place as the new class overloard?
>>727043935
Stop
>>727044737
Anyone have the newspaper article pic where they say test scores have gone up but the school is concerned about the drop in the number of black kids taking the test
I know someone has it, can't find it
>>727044146
Source/story?
>>727042931
>>727042938
Fucken kek
>>727044603
OP delivers and /b/ reacts like a bunch of fucking redditors.
>>727044975
Saw it a few days ago but can't find a link. Made me key though
>>727044569
I don't get it.... is'nt this correct? I mean 15 minutes
>>727045297
dammit it gets posted all the time someone has it
>>727045343
tits or gtfo
>>727045343
Two pieces: one cut
Three pieces: two cuts
You cretinous imbecile
>>727042191
Don't do that
>>727045399
delete this
>>727044688
lost
>>727045343
If that bitch took 10 mins to cut a board in half she will take another 10 mins to cut it again to make a 3rd piece
>>727045399
Oldest joke on 4chan, now updated to webm form
>>727045451
delet this
>>727044990
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>727044785
No, they tell you to go to the office and depending on your principal they either laugh and tell you to sit for a bit and take a break or give you a lecture on hurting a teacher's professional pride.
Most likely the latter.
>>727044146
>Chinese_parenting.gif
>>727045576
I proved one of my female professors was wrong on a math problem she marked incorrect and she refused to change the grade because she was embarrassed. She said something weak like "well that's just the way it goes sometimes."
>>727042191
Fucking plankton
>>727045399
Don't do this, it'll take a crane to get the crystal out.
>>727043293
>let me just pop this here
>>727045343
don't worry anon, i'm retarded too.
>>727042191
not bad.
>>727045742
is the crystal an alcohol?
>>727045492
delete this
>>727043937
Lost
>>727045951
>$390 in two days
Holy shit
>>727045951
It's those tow right?
>>727046128
Isnt one of them dead?
Didnt realize it was them males sense she had trouble breathing.
>>727045998
No it was a fucking
>>727045896
I'm dead.
>>727046128
>ring on her finger
>wont be able to sell that once she dies without cutting off the finger
>>727046172
this much no self-control
>>727045399
hahahaha now its like a fukn buzzfeed / fb video tutorial i hope someone does it .
>>727045343
2 pieces..... u only hve to cut the board once....
3 pieces.. u do it twice..
10*2=20
>>727042191
you motherfucker
>>727045399
>>727042191
fug
>>727046542
They will. I had this in my funny image folder that I shared with an ex girlfriend and she thought it was real, I had to explain to her not to do it.
Yeah I know not the brightest girl
>>727042191
Huh
>>727043409
Why did this give me an erection
Please reply
>>727044787
Those times.... not in order?
>>727046778
Was she naturally blonde?
Or did she dye her hair blonde?
>>727042191
9/10
>>727047047
oh shit I never noticed that
>>727047058
ayy natural blonde
>>727042283
>>727042424
>>727042461
>>727042635
>>727042842
>>727042959
>>727043031
>>727043095
>>727043265
>>727043279
>>727044002
>>727044089
>>727044338
>>727044577
>>727045445
>>727045718
>>727045948
>>727046641
>>727046763
>>727046883
>>727047105
>>727042191
>>727047047
screenshoted at different times
>>727047158
thank you factman of common sense
>>727044990
gooks committing sodoku.
>>727044762
fucking lost
>>727047169
Good call. Digits confirm
>>727047158
I have a different version
>>727044762
>>727042191
ffs stumped
>>727042191
fuk
>>727042750
Happened in Bern, Switzerland
http://mobile2.bernerzeitung.ch/articles/55f42a0287da8ba7cd000001
>>727047692
I love my mother too much to give a fuck about the first one. Fucking factman tryna kill mom.
>>727042191
Lol
>>727047692
>>727047158
Fucking words can kill millions.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_and_French_declaration_of_war_on_Germany
>>727042745
moar ethan pls
https://youtu.be/TG5LHnErVwc
>>727045343
I mean, it also could take shorter than 10 minutes. The board she has to cut is smaller now, which means less sawing. Unless she's cutting at the same edge as it was cut before.
>>727044490
full video
>>727040894
Look, its a young David Cameron
>>727048327
i hope this is bait and you arent actually that retarded
>>727042902
He actually didn't fuck her until she was 12, which makes it fully acceptable.
>>727043759
or selecting that text, right clicking then pressing search in new tab
>>727045896
i fuckin lost so hard
>>727044762
its the dolly zoom
0481517644 is a slut who cheats
You have been chosen to become a phone call prankster. Save and Call this number and feel free to give out your best death threats! if no answer then call another time !
Copy and paste share the word
>>727048214
too soon
>>727043877
No they are not.
>>727048919
Nigga fuck off
>>727048214
you must be 12
>>727042191 is a loyal fag
Lol
>>727045389
Kek
>>727042191
why tho
>>727049402
Lost so godamn hard
>>727049821
Good taco
>>727047692
Nice try, but I've got the facts
>>727040894
I'm assuming the pig's name is War?
>>727043877
NO MOM YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>727050051
>>727050117
War pig
>>727050051
>>727049821
samefag
>>727050117
WARt Hog
>>727050246
Slam Pig
>>727050228
Obv
>>727042811
>year 2030
You what Nigger
>>727042931
If I was a girl this would be something I'd do.
>>727050375
It is shooped.
I can see some disorienting pixels.
This is a Glenn Gould thread now.
>>727042191
lul
>>727044468
This is funny tbh
>>727047692
AaaahhrAAARERTGGHHHH
Glenn Herbert Gould[fn 1][fn 2](25 September 1932– 4 October 1982) was a Canadian pianist who became one of the best-known and most celebrated classical pianists of the 20th century.[1]He was particularly renowned as an interpreter of the keyboard music ofJohann Sebastian Bach. His playing was distinguished by remarkable technical proficiency and capacity to articulate thepolyphonictexture of Bach's music.
After his adolescence, Gould rejected most of the standard Romantic piano literature includingLiszt,Schumann, andChopin. Although his recordings were dominated by Bach, Gould's repertoire was diverse, including works byBeethoven,Mozart,Haydn,Brahms, pre-Baroquecomposers such asJan Pieterszoon Sweelinck,Orlando GibbonsandWilliam Byrd, and such 20th-century composers asPaul Hindemith,Arnold SchoenbergandRichard Strauss. Gould was well known for various eccentricities, from his unorthodox musical interpretations and mannerisms at the keyboard to aspects of his lifestyle and personal behaviour. He stopped giving concerts at the age of 31 to concentrate on studio recording and other projects. Gould was the first pianist to record any ofLiszt's piano transcriptions of Beethoven's symphonies(beginning with the Fifth Symphony, in 1967).
Gould was also known as a writer, composer, conductor, and broadcaster. He was a prolific contributor to musical journals, in which he discussed music theory and outlined his musical philosophy. His career as a composer was less distinguished. His output was minimal and many projects were left unfinished. There is evidence that, had he lived beyond 50, he intended to abandon the piano and devote the remainder of his career to conducting and other projects. As a broadcaster, Gould was prolific. His output ranged from television and radio broadcasts of studio performances tomusique concrèteradio documentaries about life in the Canadian wilderness.
>>727048134
words didnt fire the bullets you newfag niglet
>>727042191
rkt me m8
Early lifeEdit
Glenn Herbert Gould was born at home inTorontoon 25 September 1932, to Russell Herbert ("Bert") Gold and Florence ("Flora") Emma Gold (née Greig),[2]Presbyteriansof Scottish and English ancestry.[3]His maternal grandfather was a cousin of Norwegian composerEdvard Grieg(who was himself of Scottish ancestry).[4][5]The family's surname was changed to Gould informally around 1939 in order to avoid being mistaken for Jewish, given the prevailinganti-Semitismof prewar Toronto and theGold surname's Jewish association.[fn 3]Gould had no Jewish ancestry,[fn 4]though he sometimes made jokes on the subject, like "When people ask me if I'm Jewish, I always tell them that I was Jewish during the war."[6]Gould grew up in a home at 32 Southwood Drive, Toronto. His childhood home has been named ahistoric siteby theCity of Toronto.[7]

Gould in February 1946 with hisparakeet, Mozart, and hisEnglish Setter, Nick(y)[8][9]
Gould's interest in music and his talent as a pianist became evident very early. Both his parents were musical, and his mother, especially, encouraged the infant Gould's early musical development. Before his birth, his mother planned for him to become a successful musician, and thus exposed him to music during her pregnancy.[10]As a baby, he reportedly hummed instead of crying and wiggled his fingers as if playing chords, leading his do
>>727042191
hey, thats pretty good
>>727045389
This is the funniest thing in the whole thread.
>>727042191
Nigger.
>>727051170
motherfucker plays piano on 3 monitors
>show me your attlestations
>>727042191
Asshole.
>>727048459
wrong, married at 6, fucked her at 9
>>727050894
>>727050946
>>727051178
>>727051242
>>727051310
>>727051374
>>727051391
Agree. Subtlety is rare on here these days. Underrated post.
>>727042874
Kek. That filename
>>727042191
kekd
>>727048020
reeee Kurds get off my country
>>727048419
IF you've played RE4 then so much this
>>727048327
I would really hope you are trolling
>>727042750
top kek
>>727044569
>Takes ten minutes to saw a board into two pieces
>Marie either retarded or a lazy mexican
>>727045691
thanks I forgot this one
>Double Mint Dave, bahahhaah
>>727042191
>all these replies
>oh shit my mothers gonna die in her sleep if I dont reply...
>i was right
>>727043409
Does anyone have the scared Gundam reaction?
>>727043935
>the dog's face when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqYj8I9YHlc
>>727047369
story?
>>727042191
fuck
>>727043759
>>727045399
>nifty as fuck
>>727042191
I have you
>>727042191
nigger
>>727042191
twice in a row
wew
>>727043128
Gimm suuaceeee
>>727042750
All I hear is bowling pins being knocked down
>>727045399
put me in the screencap
>>727047158
safe
>>727044569
That teacher is a complete tard
>>727043293
>no
>>727043293
Did she died?
>>727042811
>Waiting for her son to grow up to bear her a grandson.
>All excited with anticipation of what her grandson may become
>President?, World Leader?
>Grandson grows up to become a fat virgin browsing a racist anime board
>>727044468
Lost
>>727047158
Enlightenment nonsense
>>727048214
HEHE XDD LE FUNNY BATELFIELD VIDEO MAN XDDD
>>727045389
Topkek
>>727042954
Howtohideabody.jpg
>>727042191
hi mom
>>727046946
Cause you're a edgy new fag
>>727049402
2chins
>>727044569
"just a fast" implies that he can cut as many pieces just as fast as he can cut 2 pieces..
>>727046128
those 2 could solve the starvation issue in Somalia easily.
>>727054069
no. fuck you.
>>727046128
>when you're so fat you turn asian
>>727050539
is this real life
>>727048327
The height and width is still the same. Only the length is shortened.
>>727043703
It's not even bait at this point, you're just legitimately retarded.
>>727042191
well...
>>727043293
I haven't even read this yet but the faggot that made this is triggering my autism. They made the screencap to put their shit unfunny response dead center.
>>727042874
>with a tambourine hit
when that mix tape drops like a fucking bomb
>>727042191
you're an asshole
>>727042191
Fuck you
>>727058087
Lost to the ramen.
>>727045389
nailed it
>>727042191
Never trust post on shrooms
>not even once you mother hating, small dicked, cuck monster.
>>727046636
but she's working twice as fast, the correct answer is 10 minutes
>>727042191
Kek'd
>>727042191
nah
>>727042954
Flipflop
>>727043409
RIP poor lizard
>>727049402
>MC Donalds
>Wheezy-E
>Notorious P.I.G.
triple lost
>>727045896
Lost terribly to this. He chucked to himself until the end of the dream. Oh man
>>727045179
Toppest of keks
I actually lost
>>727042874
Old filename was best.
>lvl99bard.gif
>>727043074
Underrated/10
>>727058849
Fuck You Dog>>727058849
>>727042191
fgt
Feminists have weird ideas about how to save the world. They are now sending out vibrators/butt plug all over the world in hopes to save it.
https://sexyliberation.org
>be 18 year old wife in Iraq
>3rd wife of Shahyar Dooshanbe
>oldest of 12 wives
>not feeling sexually fulfilled
>order free butt plug
>my life is now saved
Is this the thought process?
>>727060093
Sauce?
>>727048419
>>727042523
wow what a fucking prude
>>727042191
what are the point of these?
>>727060517
To get free replys from faggots.
>>727060596
I get that much, but why? What comes of it?