Dubs Decide

>>727036507
now you make the thread you stupid nigger

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>>727036507
Abort

Dont talk to me im gay

>>727036791
> Abort
try again FBI, over 18.

re-roll

>>727036507
OP is a faggot

Tell her she is a ugly bitch

Hay is for horses xD!!!

I'm gay

>>727037599
Now deliver

Send her a pic of two eggs

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next

>>727037741
OP is not a faggot this time

ask for nudes

I like horses

where are you from

>>727037900
Deliver

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>>727037900
fuck

im a flower in the rain

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>>727038023

this your girlfriend mate?

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>>727038023

>>727038196
nah but maybe if yall help you never know.

>>727038237
>yall

>>727038293
yall

do you have pepperoni nips?

>>727038023
"Nope, I'm drunk and depressed"

>>727038372
rolling

>>727038372
roll

ask if she'll go out with you

>>727038372
reroll

do you suck it in the guckit?

>>727038420
Ayy lmao 420

il decide whether im gay after seeing nudes

>>727038372
Roll

>>727038411
winrar

My dog died last week :(

"Will you touch my pebis baby?"

>>727038500
kek

This:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You could make me straight

>>727038372
>>727038411
This and then

>>727038500

>>727038536
rolling for this for this

>>727038536
reroll

>>727038544
topkek

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well that way gay

>>727038536
Rolling for this.

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the rest delivered

>>727038536
roll

No bitch, I want that tight puss puss on my shlong.

Ask how old she is..

love me or ill light your house on fire to show you how much my dick burns for you

Send her a link to this thread

You're just really cute and I haven't seen some tits in a while. Could go further to be honest, please

>>727038536
Dude gtfo with this old shit

>>727038792
this nigga

. . . wanna let me smash m'lady?

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Send her this

>>727038803
rolling for this

I'm a master boob predicter and I have a good guess for how your tits look and I need to know I'm right or I won't be able to sleep.

>>727038792
my nigga, roll

>>727038823
Reroll

>>727038792
rolling

You honestly look like someone with fantastic boobs, seeing them would make my sad year just a bit less depressing.

>>727038892
Rolloll

>>727038944
oh shit

>>727038944
Right guys, we're done. Time to leave

>>727038944
>>727038823
winrar

>>727038803
Topkek. Roll for this

>>727038944
/thread

>>727038977
For fucks sake

>>727038977
topkek

>>727038944
if dubs op doesnt have to

my life is like a candle in the wind. I never know where to go when the rain sets in

>>727039049
There's no escaping the dubs train

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>>727038944

>>727038944
Ya dun goofed

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holy shit guys dodged a bullet fuck you

>>727039133
I'm the person who posted >>727038823
Thank this guy for providing this
>>727038944

>>727039133
>>727038977
The dubs called out that dubs outdoes his dubs meaning OP doesn't have too.

you're almost has hot as my anime waifu!

>>727038803
roll for this

Send me tits and I leave you alone forever

>>727039184
Of dubs tell that bitch it's a link to anime

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>>727039267
you too

reroll

How about this, you show me your tits. I tell you my darkest secret

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>>727039184

Tell her that you just posted your whole conversation on the Internet and it's that link

>>727039311
oh fuck m8

Don't worry sweety it's just pictures of me

>>727039311
this

>>727039133
>mfw someone actually got arrested for posting this

>>727039351
Roll

I came in my dogs mouth

>>727039311
*tips*

>>727039351
Rerlol

>>727039406
a little addition: after he died

>>727039351
Autobots Roll Out

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shes stubborn guys

I am thinking of shooting up a school

>>727039311
WIN32

>>727039311
W I N W A R ! !

>>727039184
this is fake, guys

>>727039466
Teehee

>>727039466
weenrar

What would it take for me to see them? I'm willing to do anything at this point because you're gorgeous

It's not porn, it's a link to a thread about you. I think about you alot and in a special kinda way, and I thought it would be fun to play a little game with ya. You and me could have alot of fun together if youd open up a little more, wanna trade some sexy pictures?

>>727039503
reroll

>>727039466
gg

>>727039466
boost

>>727039466
Topkek

chick mentioned animal porn? I think op is just schizo

>>727039503
rolling

>>727039351
Rollerino

>>727039503
roll

not joking just love dead children

>>727039351
Reroll

>>727039503
rollan

>>727039611
This is going to be perfect with the school shooting one

>>727039611
topkek

I hava got a little trading card game about BOOOOBS, do you want to be my first edition?

>>727039640
SSIIIIIDESSSSSSSSSS

>>727039622
WINRAR

>>727039663
rolling for this

>>727039674
seconded

>>727039503
rolling to not do this one

SEND NUDES BITCH!!!! ALLAHU AKBAR I'M AUTISTIC

>>727039761
rolling to do this one

>>727039622
You're fucked OP, get ready for the Feds to knock at your door for talking to underage girls

>>727039787
>tfw

Is OP a fag?

rip OP

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>>727039794
not underage

were fucked either way tho

>>727039864
fucking kek

>>727039864
Tits or the dead kids are on your hands

>>727039931
rolling

>>727039864
Tits and the children go free.

>>727039931
Rerolollllolo

>>727039622
Don't forget about these dubs OP

I bought a machine gun online this morning, and im really drug haven't been the same since my dog died. fuck this world and everyone in it

>>727039960
reroll

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REDEEEEEEEMEME

>>727039931
>>727039960
Either one. Rerollin

>>727039931
Rollll

>>727039988
7zip!

>>727040011
boy she isnt very bright is she

>>727039988
double dubs ensure OP has to do it

I will shoot up a school unless you show me your tits

>>727039989
rolling for this

>>727040066
>>727040077
7zip!

>>727040066
fucking kek, OP post this

>>727040077
kek

>>727040011
Shit...you got dubs so you have to post your own post...

>>727040077
TOP KEKEKEKEKEKEK

>>727040011
I was joking. Lets mess around a bit?

>>727040066
>>727040077
So...
"Boy, you're not very bright, are you?"
"I will shoot up a school unless you show me your tits"

bravo, gfg

>>727039931
Rollin for this

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thx

im in love with you, your the last string of sanity i have show me those tits or im going to show the world misery, i already bought a rifle online

Tell her you're shooting up her school

>>727040280
rolling for this

>>727040268
Send her a dick pic, along with a picture of a child

>>727040280
Rolling for this

Honestly what the fuck guys, I can't believe this person would do such a thing. Please delete this "thread" or whatever immediately. I do not feel safe and I don't appreciate my conversation being leaked to a bunch of basement dwellers.

>>727040268
does she know you personally, OP?

App?

>>727040366
oh fuck OP

>>727040366
DO IT OP

>>727040268
Just jerking off to some gore. Imagining it's you.

>>727040366
Check em

>>727040368
Fake person is fake

>>727040268
im in love with you, i always see you masturbate

>>727040368
Holy fucking shit! Please be her!

If not...well played troll

>>727040368
Nice b8 m8. Need to see her post this exact thing in the chat or it didn't happen

>>727040422
WINRAR

Your new bedspread looks great from your window.

Boobs now or I cut my wrists (if her reply is no you send a photo of slit wrists from the internet)

>>727040366
>>727040280
TOP fucking KEK

>>727040422
>>727040280
god i love this thread

Can you slob on my knob like corn on the cob?
You should check in with me, and do your job
Lay on my bed, and give me head

das 1 stinky poopoo

>>727040544
KEK

The aids...
The aids has 'gotten into me'

>>727040544
This!

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The worst part is, we go to the same college.

Last chance, show me your tits or I kill a baby.

Please, the tits. I need them

i have a micropenis

>>727040595
Bahaha...wtf

>>727040617
No I don't respect you whore.

>>727040617
amazing

>>727040636
Rolling

>>727040617
Block me and they die

>>727040636
Rolling for this

>>727040636
Oh please for the love of dubs.

>>727040617
Don't come to your classes tomorrow...I'm going columbine style

Sorry... I'm suffering from a severe nudes deficiency. Doctor says it's fatal. No nudes in next 10 minutes and I die.

>>727040544
>>727040617
make it happen

>>727040636
Rooooooll

YOU FUCKING WHORE JUST DO IT ALREADY OR THE KIDS ARE DEAD IM OUT FUCK THIS WORLD. THE BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS. keep and eye on the tv

>>727040704
ROLLING
O
L
L
I
N
G

>>727040672
Re roll

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why did i do this

I have the aids and no will to live now that you won't show me your tits. I will however settle for a bit...just one.

Please :o

>>727040728
Rollies

>>727040636
Rerollllll

>>727040704
YES

I'm sorry.

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>>727040722
>dem dubs

>>727040764
Re troll

>>727040787
roll lets help op

>>727040755
As friends, show me your tits I go crazy and you'll blame yourself. Tits are the only thing that can stop this, block me and it'll be worse

>>727040704
This.this.this.

>>727040728
Reroll dood

>>727040755
sorry, i'm jealous of my dog

>>727040636
Keep rolling limp bizkit style

>>727040728
rolling for this

>>727040787
poor op

Helo butifil woman
Hello woman
Beatiful womaaan
*kiss kiss*

All I need is to masturbate and go to sleep. Can't do that when I'm thinking about you naked like this

>>727040755
I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me, sometimes I just cry myself to sleep and I needed to make a joke to feel better.

I'm sorry I sent you all those messages, forgive me?

>>727040728
rollin

>>727040636
Rollllllllllin

im sorry im acting this way ever since my daddy diddled me when i was 5 ive been having these breakdowns it only gets better when i see titties

How about I round up two or three or maybe seven of my friends to go family Style on you. It'll be like the Vietnam Nam war only this American ain't pulling out.

>>727040877
obligation, OP

>>727040755
Because you're a hero OP and you have earned 5 internets from your peers. Also you have committed social suicide at college but never mind that.

>>727040861
Re roll

>>727040877
KEK

>>727040877
WINRAR

>>727040636
Ducking roll

>>727040877
it's all over, someone turn on the TV

I'm sorry this was all a joke. I'll make it up to you. Goodnight.
>Going for trips

>>727040919
7zip

>>727040787
Roll for feels

>>727040955
kek

>>727040877
EPIC WIN
FINISH HER

>>727040895
This

>>727040787
Get on the feels

>>727040636
Roll it

>>727040787
11 get

>>727040704
Reroll

>>727040787
33 get

>>727040704
ROLLING!

>>727040787
Dubs for feels

>>727040787
rollerino

>>727040636
One more roll

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

>>727040787

kekekekekeke

>>727040787
Come on dubs...get done love

>>727041066
Check it!

>>727041066
this thread keeps getting better

h

>>727041066
This, OP

>>727040636
Ffs Dubs needed

Crawlin in my skiiiiin

>>727041066
WINRAR!!!

>>727041066
/thread

>>727041066
LMFAO

>>727040787
Seriously...still no dubs?

>>727041066
Tits or gtfo

OP here: the convo was fake, I used a website to emulate that shit lmao

I'm sorry it seems like I was acting weird. I just let a friend of mine use my phone and he kept sending weird stuff to all the people in my contacts.. haha.. anyway, I know this may be forward, but did you want to go out to get some dinner sometime?

>>727040636
This oh God this

>>727040636
roll

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shit..

>>727040704
roll for this now!

>>727040636
rollerino

C'mon baby. Show me them dubs.

>>727041177
topkek my nigger

>>727041177
holy shit my roll killed ops social life

>>727041177
You've got some fine ass titties. At this point I'll just take a photo of your feet

>>727041222
and you got trips straight after mein neger

>>727041177
Maybe you'll Sandy Hook now?

>>727041177
It was a great ride OP
You are the MVP

>>727041177
protip: never ask /b/ for advice, especially in a roll thread

>>727041238
Nice finish. Roll

>>727041177
Rip. Time to change to another school.
Also, screen grabs, cause this shit is going to follow you.

>>727041222
WINRAR!

>>727041274
thanks

>>727041177
Congrats dude. Many keks had
Enjoy the fallout over the next few weeks

OP is dumb as fuck. Thanks for the fun!

>>727041177
Don't worry OP, just tell her that you asked internet strangers to fuck with her in your private conversation with her on 4chan. She'll definitely understand.

>>727041066
OP pls

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>>727041177

OP IS A FUCKING MADMAN

>>727041346
I really like Maggie too, fuck, I hope she forgives me in class today. I hope she doesnt skip.

ANYBODY got this archived?

>>727041379
Pls Op

Abandon thread

>>727041177
Yup screen grab this shit...
Lol mfw curiosity finally gets her and she clicks the link and gets a 404

Many keks had, OP you're not a faggot

>>727041400
i am on a fucking roll today

OP is confirmed not a fag

See you guys later, had fun

>>727041400
I've got the photos

OP here: this was all fake, you got trolled faggots!

>>727041394
why the fuck did you do it then lmaoo

>>727041578
this is actually OP: you are a fag kys

>ITT we pretend to be OP

Someone save this shit

>>727041177
Oh well...
these threads are the best on /b/
you're gods work op

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>>727041177

This thread was amazing. Thanks for all the laughs.