ITT: secrets

I am a normal very average human being peacefully inhabiting this Earth.

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A few times I've woken up to the sound of my dad standing in my room masturbating to me. It makes me really wet. The first time he did it it was so weird and arousing that I had uncontrollable multiple orgasms. They were so strange and intense. Made me feel weird but so horny at the same time. I'm adopted so I could fuck my dad I think. Now I walk around the house in skimpy outfits to tease him. I know he looks at me and wants me. Pic related. I wore this around on Sunday. I bet he was so hard for me.

>>727035739
Tits/time stamp or gtfo

>>727035739
Well that certainly wasn't an autistic work of fiction and falsehood. I am not a fool for taking this as fact
>>727035698
fake and gay

>>727035739
That's super hot. Tell us more, please.

>>727035847
Dear fellow human. Why do you think that I am not a normal very average human being? I am simply here to enjoy baseball ,basic cable television and bear. Nothing not normal about that I would say. Maybe you are not the normal average human!

I enjoy fapping on omegle for young girls to watch and join in

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This is my half sister. I'm going to try to fuck her the next time we hang out.

>>727036279
Godspeed anon

My mom's friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

>>727036279
no you aren't you pathetic faggot

i fingered my half sister when we were at a family meeting

>>727036074
How exactly do you enjoy bear?

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>>727036899
I've made out with my step daughter when she came home drunk one night. Pic related.

>>727035270
didnt actually graduate uni. parents+wife dont know

>>727036899
I half fingered my sister when we were meeting at a family

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I'm dating a hebe mom with an incest fetish, it's the most fun relationship I've ever had. The sex is crazy.

We fantasize about teaching her 13yo daughter to be a good lil fuck toy, had sex on her bed when she was away for the weekend, and she agreed to wearing her daughter's clothes during sex. She likes the thought of corrupting a teenage girl, gets off on it hard.

She was molested by her dad when she was young, dealt with it by becoming a sex crazed monster. It owns.

Ive been hiding a mental illness to my family for years. i have no plans on revealing because i feel i am at the end of this madness

>>727037448
wife material right there anon
does she have a sister?

>>727037653
No, she's an only child

>>727038010
so what are you going to do once the daughter is an adult and no longer fantasy material?

>>727037448
Is she/you both grooming her daughter for sex? Or is it just a fantasy?

>>727038060
It'll be years until she's an adult, plus there's plenty of other teenage girls out there

>>727038111
We're poking her, seeing if she responds to anything, but overall it'll very likely just stay fantasy

>>727035270
I do everything i can to have my sister stay the night when she comes over from her moms house so i can fondle her at night

>>727036279
I have a half sister i love to fondle as she sleeps but i never get any more opportunities

Got sloppy seconds from gfs sister at a party in the upstairs bathroom

>>727038257
>We're poking her
Like how?
You should maybe let her catch you having sex were you're fully going at it. Or for her to come out of her room and she's giving you a blowjob on the couch or something?

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I have a girlfriend that I love very much, but I think I'm developing a crush for someone else. Is this normal? Will it just go away? I love my gf.

>>727038257
>but overall it'll very likely just stay fantasy

set up some hidden cameras anon. even if it never goes anywhere you can still fuck your gf while she watches footage of her daughter masturbating in bed.

>>727035270
I'm black and I want to marry a white girl, have children, and live the rest of our lives peacefully so I can counteract the statistics of black fathers leaving or abusing their spouse.

Unfortunately, I will probably die before I meet any girl.

>>727038537
2 gfs > 1gf

I can't imagine being with anyone other then him. I want to tell him that I might be in love with him.

>>727038504
>Like how?
Sexual/incest related jokes, inviting her to cuddle with us when we're both wearing next to nothing, stuff like that

>You should maybe let her catch you having sex were you're fully going at it. Or for her to come out of her room and she's giving you a blowjob on the couch or something?
We made sure she hears us when we have sex by leaving the door slightly open, and our actions get riskier. Last week my gf sucked me off in the kitchen with the kiddo right next door

>>727038542
>set up some hidden cameras anon. even if it never goes anywhere you can still fuck your gf while she watches footage of her daughter masturbating in bed.
We thought about that since we have the suspicion that she watches our porn when we're not around. We'll see if our curiosity will be enough to actually set up cameras.

>>727037448
Grn text pls

>>727038839
fag....but thats rough, if its a friend you run the risk of losing them forever but what if they feel the same way and are struggling about telling you just the same? faggot

>>727038839
are u female human being?

>>727038547
Not trying to fight the stereotype of black men avoiding black women at all huh?

>>727038938
If there was a real chance to have sex with her daughter sometime in the future would the GF actually give the green light?

Just got out of a relationship and I somehow I'm inlove with another girl already. Fuck knows how and ages ago she once tried to talk to me. No clue why I turned that down.

I like to fuck my ass with dildos when my wife and kids are out of the house.

>>727039117
Yes
>inb4 tits or gtfo

>>727039304
I just get my wife to do it for me.

Gf used a cucumber to bate with and we put it back in the fridge.

Mfw we had chicken salad that night and watched the family eat her pussy juice

>>727039207
There's a real chance, but only if the kiddo shows interest or initiates it, we don't want to very likely ruin her future. So no rape or otherwise forced stuff, but we did talk about maybe dosing her with XTC to get her in the mood.
If I did that without my gf present I'd be in the deepest shit. We have an agreement that if this happens she has to be an active part. She wants to teach her, and I'd be the "stuntcock" at first.

>>727039507
We do that too but the mood has to be right and everything. It's a lot quicker to do it by myself.

>>727039127
That's an almost impossible stereotype to escape at this point. I hate my own race physically as well as mentally so I have no real choice to avoid the women. If I didn't hate my own race then I wouldn't be here typing this post on the nigger hate board. If I met a nice black girl then I'd have to make an exception but you and I both know there is a slim chance of that happening in the future. It's happened once in the past but she started dating niggers and changed.

Either way, I can't do anything about it. I'm just attracted to whites because they just look normal.

I dropped a rock from an overpass and it killed a bus driver. Eventually got charged.

I still send his widow little rocks in the mail to fuck with her.

I've fucked my younger sister. Not forced, she initiated.

My girlfriend is out of town, and while I do love her, I want to fuck someone else while she's not here.

>>727039079
Not fag, am grill. We're more then friends but not in a relationship and not planning on it for reasons but I am secretly falling for him way more then I expected, quickly.

Like, I said, might be love. Makes me nervous.

My friend had a rabbit in a hutch in his backyard. One day I snuck in there and cut off one of his ears with scissors. Rusty bled to death. Feels badman.jpg

>>727039605
Stop hating yourself, Anon. You got to accept your color bro. Self-hate only leads to more hate.

>>727039774
that's always a tricky situation.

I can't advise much except be careful. you can't change how you feel, but you can change how you act on those feelings.

either way, good luck anon. I hope it works out one way or another.

>>727039529
Nice! Yeah I guess stepdad/daughter sex happens often, probably have to wait till she's at least not a virgin anymore for her to maybe think about it but you would know better than me?

Me and my gf are trying to find a guy to fuck her while we record it

Some hot chick passed out at a party I was at. I pulled her pants down and had sex with her. She didn't wake up and from what I gather, she never realized. I just wiped her up and put her pants back in. Rejoined the party.

>>727039962
Use Tinder

I live I am acreage outside Beaumont in Alberta. I shoot out people's windows in town with my .22. Pretty funny.

>>727039927
I'd love to be her first, but although her body is ready her mind isn't. She's still a child/virgin and it shows. It's confusing as fuck.

>>727039529
The old "drug and fuck" always gets it done!

>>727039962

I'll fuck your gf hard in her asshole and record you watching

>>727040125
Do you think her pussy could take your cock atm?

>>727039817
That's easier said than done. I'm pretty much mostly turned off of black women in this stage in life. It's like when you hear about a guy turned off of females and only faps to guys now. Not really sure what I'm supposed to do here. It kind of feels like I'm cursed or brainwashed. I see something in the news and think "/b/ was right. I fucking hate niggers"

I brought 12 balls of yarn to school and me and my buddy literally wrapped the school up in yarn. The resource officer couldn't get out because the doors were tied shut and there was this national emergency. Never came clean. We have a pact now.

>>727035270
Secretly fucked my friends gf.

>>727040128
We smoke weed around her, and recently offered her the joint, just to poke again. But all we got were big eyes. Such a shame.

>>727040243
No idea, but I kind of doubt it for reasons.

I have some rohypnol.

>>727036279

She has a penis

>>727039962
Where are you from? 20y/o stud here

I'm married with 3 kids, but I've been letting some dude bareback me weekly for several months. I think I might be gay :(

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>>727040172
I don't mind that tbh. Pic related

>>727040498
>>727040537
Liverpool, uk

>>727040530
It doesn't make you gay ya know

>>727040530
>I think I might be gay :(
Can you fall in love with guys? Then maybe. Otherwise no.

I throw frequent house parties for the sole intention of using a hidden cam to film my female house guests pissing. My girlfriend would kill me if she ever found out.

>>727040530
It's only gay if the balls touch

I have been fucking a friends mom for a few years now

>>727040716
Post your grabbings

>>727040272
I know. I empathize. I'm saying this from experience. I used to hate my skin. I hated it for the longest time i remember I wanted to be white so bad. But then some things happened and I reevaluated what I was surrounding myself with. I had grown to hate myself because of the racist and heavily white environment I was in. It took a long time to accept who I am, but it's not impossible. Not saying your in the same situation, I'm saying it's important to reevaluate the things around you and find the source of that hatred. About the black women part, that sounds like sexual preference to me homie. No worries about that. You do you.

>>727040407
I know you said of course no rape obviously and you want her to be willing and drugs to just get the party started, but if you did wanted to drug her out cold to fuck her that would be a slam dunk, would the GF green light that if that's what you wanted?

I raped a girl once. Fuck that was hot.

>>727039647
>I still send his widow little rocks in the mail to fuck with her.
No, you didn't and no, you don't

Our dog has been fucking me a couple times a day for about 3 years; and my husband and kids have no idea. I love the knot!!

>>727040811
>drug her out cold to fuck her that would be a slam dunk, would the GF green light that if that's what you wanted?
Doubtful since we both want her to be willing and lucid-ish. It's no fun if she's just a limp body.

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>>727040921

I love near a Jewish cemetery. Bern kicking down graves for a few weeks. Been in the news twice. Pepe is proud

>>727040314
>I brought 12 balls of yarn to school and me and my buddy literally wrapped the school up in yarn.
>12 balls of yarn
>literally wrapped the school
You failed geometry, didn't you

>>727040558
Fuck. I'm in Birmingham and there's no way I'd travel 150 miles for that.

Started masturbating when i was 8

Nursefag here. I once accidentally gave a PT the wrong meds. They ended up in ICU but I never said a word.

I meet my boyfriend from my username being posted on a kikslut thread. Been together for a year and 3 months now and we're still embarrassed to tell people how we really meet.

>>727041087
M or f?

>>727040537

You do know that you will have to lube her asshole beforehand

>>727040933
Would you go there as a last resort if you knew it was never going to happen with her? Or still not the plan.

>>727041082
Birmingham you say, where abouts?

>>727041087
I started masturbating when I was 6. Get on my level

My stepdaughter is becoming hot
Wat do?

I have a long term bf, but I've been having sex with some guy I work with. The work guy has a very huge dick, but he's not dating material. But he rings my bell. Holy.

If bf found out he'd probably kill himself. Ugh.

>>727041260
Yardley. Near to the old Swan

>>727041336
What do you mean by ringing your bell? Its about his dick?

Last summer i started a new job and in the beginning we had a month at a hotel, to learn the basics. Last evening basically was a big party. In the end there were only me and a chinese girl left, who was pretty cute and had unbelievable wealthy parents, just doing some work in another country to gain experience. We both left and talked on our way back to the hotel. When i reached my room, I said goodnight and turned around to go inside, when she grabbed me and gave me a kiss, while putting a hand in my jeans. I pushed her away, apologized and said to her, that I have a gf and i can't do it. Haven't talked to anyone about it.

I regret it every fucking day.

I have whored a few girls I was dating, they didnt know it, mostly for weed or cash

>>727040921
hmmm thats sexy. want to chat on kik?

>>727041388

Yeah. Hard to describe. He can hit this spot that makes my whole body cum

>>727041485
Mfw my dick is only useful to pee

>>727041485
Tits or get the fuck out you slag

When I was a kid, I had this friend that would always stay the night with me but he was a few years older than me. We used to set up a tent in my room and tell ghost stories and whatnot.

We were playing truth or dare one time and he dared me to get naked and run around the outside of the tent. So I did. I dared him to do the same thing but he put his dick in my mouth.

>>727041319
Blackmail. Alcohol for sex and so on.

slept in the same bed as two friends and came on one of them while she slept

>>727041364
Got any pics of local slags? I'm pretty much city center

>>727040272
If you haven't yet, look into Tommy Sotomayor.

Well mannered black men are rare. You'd be surprised at your odds if you clean up and get out there. Stick to black chicks though.

I work for the WCB in Alberta. I'm a supervisor. Anyway, I've figured out a way to rip off thousands of dollars a month. Just made up a client and have been sending "him" money.

>>727041642
Nah.

City centre work, or live?

>>727040121
Are you also responsible for shooting at trains?

You fuckers made my company lose a ton of money getting bulletproof glass on all coaches

I'm in a gay relationship because I didn't know how to say no.

>>727041762
Work city center

>>727041830
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>>727041684
>Stick to black chicks though
I wonder how you expect me to interpret this sentence.

I hunt bald Eagles.

>>727035270
I used to be one of the idiots that dealt with Christian Weston Chandler back in the late 2000s. He even mentioned my old screen name once in a video.

>>727041893
Why Americans are so racist? Here in my country nobody gives a fuck about race

>>727040921

in your pussy ? suck him off too?

guy from work GF has been fucking me for a few months now, dude has no idea

I massaged my SILs feet one night and she felt me get hard against them. She let me keep going and didnt move her feet away. Weve never spoken about it

>>727041949

Canada?

>>727041893
In a racist, don't muddy muh white lineage, kind of way. You're on /b/ faggot.

Black chicks will appreciate non nigger demeanor much more. Becky might actually want some nigger personality because mtv says she should.

fucked my sister as part of a group, she didnt know one of the guys was me ( blindfolded)

>>727041246
Still not the plan, not even as last resort. Fucking lifeless, limp body is no fun. For us it's all about the eyes. As I said before, we want/need her to be willing and lucid-ish, and to see that animalistic lust in her eyes when she gets dick.

>>727042067
proof?

I'm kind of a neckbeard and I went to this get together/party and I got pretty wasted. The girl who owned the house who I had been crushing on for years started hitting on me and started hinting that we should all play truth or dare (she implied it was to kiss me without seeming like a loser)

We started playing truth or dare and she dared me to kiss every guy in the room, for the opportunity to kiss one girl of my choosing. I was very hetero at the time (now I'm a faggot, obviously) so I was really nervous but I fucking did it. I kissed every single guy that was at the party (these were not alpha male guys. They were all trans and weirdo gays)

So I went to kiss the girl of my dreams and she slapped the ever loving fuck out of me. I was fucking astonished. I went outside and cried.

There's an alleyway at the side of my house and kids hang around drinking and smoking.

I walked up there one day and these three teen bitches asked me to go into the shop to buy them alcohol.

I asked what do I get?

One turns to the chubby one and says she will show you her tits.

They got alcohol and I got to see and touch some pizza tits. I got my cock our but they weren't gonna let me fap infront of them. Fuckin spoil sports

>>727041949
I don't think there's a country in this world right now that doesn't care about race unless you make one up.

>>727039962
Honestly? Tinder, Craigslist...a random in a fucking bar - there would be so many ways to fucking set this up. Are you a retard? Or is she?

>>727041608
top fucking kek
the ending got me

>>727042070
Got it! I know what you're going for now. Hope it happens for you. Mother giving sex ed to the daughter and you're the lucky dick. Blowjob lessons should be fun :)

fucked my kids 2nd grade teacher a few times while her bf watched

>>727040530
>getting bummed on the reg
>might be gay
>might be
>might

Convinced my fucking 10/10 friend to send me pity nudes via snapchat but she said it would only be 2 seconds long and if I screenshotted, she was going to tell everyone how pathetic I was.

I used a screenrecorder and I've been jerking off to it for months while she thinks she got the upper hand, fucking bitch.

>>727039647
what did you throw a boulder? we arent fucking retarded anon

>>727039304

I do the exact same thing

Side chick asked for a break because her hubby wasn't satisfying her anymore and she wanted to "reconnect with him". She is my 6th side chick in 6 years. All knew I was in a relationship, most were in their own too.

>>727042449
https://www.google.ca/amp/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.599096

>>727042099
that is fucking vicious

>>727042292
>Blowjob lessons should be fun
Watching the kid trying to get my dick in her mouth while the gf licks my balls... unf.

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grandfather rented this movie at the pique of my puberty and he went to the store so I turned on the scene with the petroleum jelly girls wrestling and stuck my dick between the cushions of his favorite chair and fucked the shit out of it until I busted.

grandfather came home and sat in the chair and I ended up jerking off to the thought of my cum being all over his old wrinkly ass. now i fuck old men and pretend they're my grandfather. i probably need help

Why the fuck do all of you cheat you cheating fucks? Honest question. Are you incapable of following rules or do you have issues with being a trustworthy human being? Do you just enjoy lying? In my opinion you're no better than niggers.

>>727040921
Do you have kik? I'd love to talk to you about that!

>>727042095
Your mom was there, ask her

>>727042666
Just be a great stepdad to her and always be the fun guy to be around and with a little probing it might be on the horizon for you. I hope you can make it happen.

>>727042872
your sister is my mom?

>>727042747
*peak

Whenever my bf cums in my mouth, I strain the chunks out with my teeth and save them. Gross, but I have a pretty huge collection of his nuggets. He has no idea.

>>727042920
NYPA. Fuck off

>>727042920

GROSSEST CP EVER.

>>727042920

HOLY SHIT

>>727043186
What we miss?

No matter how great the pussy is it gets old after awhile and you start noticing the things about the girl that annoy you. You start wanting something different. Also guys in relationships are like magnets to whore's. Whenever you have a gf it's like they just throw pussy at you. When you're single not a peep. Only way it works is if girl has a personality you love, not just physical. With today's spoiled women that is difficult to come by.

>>727043314

After the honeymoon phase, everything about a relationship just turns into work.

I don't know why anyone would ever want a girlfriend.

>>727043314
>Whenever you have a gf it's like they just throw pussy at you. When you're single not a peep.
There's two rules to women: happiness is attractive to them, and if they start to get bitchy get them something to eat.

I watched co for a while. Didnt even really like it, but the thought of how wrong it is got me very hot. Smetimes i still think about 12/14 year olds when jerking, makes me cum fasterthan anything.

Would never even think of touching a young one, and their icky childlike brains revolt me, but its a thing inside me now. Wat do...?

>>727043434
>Pussy on tap!

Well at least for awhile anyway.

I get really horny and find people on Kik to watch me fap

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>>727043532
>Wat do...?
Stick to SFM loli

>>727043303

Baby with a screwdriver

I post greentext of some of the sexy things my wife and I have done.

I also used to post pictures of her, but I don't do that any more since some anon saved and reposted them as me

>>727043799
Eh? Elaborate

>>727043999
I think that happens a lot round here. Fucking faggots!

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>A boy falls in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number.
>Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
>But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression.
>After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with.
>In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves.
>While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>727044303
Stop posting Keit-ai because it's already an anime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic

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>>727044303
Keit-ai is already a manga. Stop posting it.

http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825

>>727044303
>>>/a/

>>727044303
Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139

>>727043303
>>727043211
>>727043186
>>727043115
wanna know what we missed too
bump

>>727039472
Whore

Two nights ago I let my creepy old neighbor molest my wife after she passed out drunk

>>727045250
no you didn't

>>727039526
implying they don't wash the raw vegetables...

>>727045395
I did. It wasnt the first time

>>727038331

her age?

Ugly chink wife won't quit being ugly.

>>727045250
I'll play along, what did you let him do?

>>727035270
I slept with my buddy's fiance last week. He doesn't know but now I'm experiencing a white milky discharge from my penis. I think she gave me the clap.

>>727045636
Just rub on her naked ass.

>>727042009
There are actually some pretty racist Canadians I know of but instead saying shit like "fuck niggers" they say stuff like "have a nice day you little negro, oh and don't steal my bike on the way out"

I'm bi, 22, never had anything with either. Never kissed. I feel insecure about my body, I've been fat most of my youth. I've been working out for 2 years, now woman are hitting on me but I don't feel attracted to them, my wee-wwe is "avarage", but I'm tall so everything seems smaller and also they might build up expectations about it. I honestly don't know what to do except working out. My life is pointless atm.

>>727045440
I've never washed a cucumber

>>727045737
>It wasn't the first time
How many times?
What else have you let him do?

>>727040530
Green text?

>>727040997
I read about this kek, or should that be kike

I lost my v card to a 45 yo woman when I was 14

Me and some friends used to chill at this woman's house cause she would let us smoke weed and drink beer in her house.

Anyways, turned out she had seduced us all one by one.

>>727045909
WASH THEM. THE ONE AND ONLY TIME I GOT FOOD POISONING WAS FROM AN UNWASHED CUCUMBER. PROJECTILE VOMITING IS NOT FUN.

>>727046145
Do you live in a third world country?

>>727038537
Oh fucking god tell me about it anon, I love my gf we've been together for years but the girl I work with is just so fucking awesome I just wanna date her and it's tearing me up inside

>>727035270
Just before I broke up with the girl who I can safely say I loved more than anything, I kissed my best friend's mom. I can see how my ex's treatment of me pushed me so far into depression and loneliness that I became so desperate for affection that it happened, I feel bad for her and my friend. Something I have to live with

I'm trans

I stole gum from superstore once, I didn't check if I was on camera I'm scared :O

>>727039916
go for it. if it seems to you he's perfect, i guarantee you he's not. but until you find that out, as far as you're concerned, he's perfect. so get in quickly and enjoy that of perfection while it lasts, until the veil falls and he becomes a normal human. enjoy that perfection while it's still there.

>>727042453
Yeah me2 lol

>>727038537
Infatuation happens sometimes - keep reminding yourself the reasons you are in your relationship and how shallow your infatuation, in reality, probably is.

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>>727044303
FINDS

>>727045930
Its been a probably 4 times. He keeps asking for more. This guy is like the annoying neighbor who is always outside and talking to you. My wife hates him. My wife sleeps nude so hes had a good view, usually rubs her ass. He rubbed her slit and tried to finger her once but I told him not to. Another time when we were all pretty drunk, he pulled out his cock and rubbed it on her ass

>>727046587
How old is he? How old is your wife? Do you think you will let him go further?

>>727042099
You are exactly what I imagine when I try to picture the typical /b/ user. Cheers

>>727046722
Hes probably 65 with a nasty fat wife. An ex marine and talks about it constantly. Wife is 33.

I might let him go further....Hes aggressive about it when we have a few beers.

>>727046888
You should ask for payment. Let him fuck her while she's passed out for money.

I've fapped in pretty much every person I knows bathroom.

>>727047157
>Life goals
It's the little things isn't it :)

>>727038547
cool

>>727045795
I have a receding hair line, no strong jaw line, only about 5'9, very average wee wee, and have been a thin fuck my whole life. I also go to the gym and lift, what else can I do? I'm not an attractive person, I never will be. But I can control the things I can control. I'd give anything to be 6 foot tall.

>>727047017
I think she'd wake up.

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kind of want to try farting fetish one time. totally beautiful girl just rip ass right on my face.

>>727047364
How far will you let him go then? Would she be devastated if she knew he had seen her naked?

I like when people watch me fap

>>727047440
Yeah I asked my wife for her to do that one time for me, she said no. I wanted to lay down and for her to squat over my face and let it rip. No dice.

>>727047669
Me 2 but only if it's a girl watching

I was 12 when my sister's roommate jacked me off

>>727047869
Me three, do it on omegle all the time

>>727047952
Greentext?

>>727047952
How old was she?

>>727036692
>fonger
Sounds hot

>>727047984
>>727048001
>She was 23.
>I was sleeping on the couch and woke up.

>>727035270

I've never lurked a secrets thread

>>727035698
>Alien detected

>>727048140
How far did it go?

Did anything happen again?

>>727047524
I think he wants to cum on her. I'll probably let him one of these days.

She would flip out if she knew. She hates the guy, who is always eye fucking her

>>727044010

It was a toddler with a scewdriver up her vagina and crying.

>>727048185
>As I opened my eyes I saw her staring down at me
>She was topless.
>Her boobs were right in my face.
>I was confused.
>Felt hella good from my crotch.
>She was lightly stroking my penis.
>I didn't know what to do.
>Many different sensations.
>Waking up

>>727048216
The part inside her wasn't the plastic part either

>>727048186
Nice! A big load on her face take a couple of pics, wipe it off, all's good :)

It must be a fun secret to keep from her?

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>>727044303
FINDS

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i'm addicted to kissing my sisters feet. she lets me do it when she needs something

>>727048430
Yes it is, But the guy keeps at it all the time asking for more. I don't blame him. His wife is nasty, my wife is hot lol

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>>727044303

>>727048275
>She said I was cute.
>Does this feel good?
>Stroked me slow.
>I nodded. Couldn't speak.
>Just stared at tits.
>Every time I almost came she stopped.
>Caressed me all over.
>Then started to take my sleeping clothes off.
>IN STAGES.

>>727044303
>>>/a/

>>727035270

I secretly support niggers and push a liberal agenda in every conversation I have. I am 300 lbs and never leave my father's basement save for going to McDonald's. I want to die

>>727048579
Why don't you just go fully down the rabbit hole and put something in her drink so she doesn't wake up? Then have the real fun? That would get him off your back.

I'm not 100% confident that my husband is the biological father of our daughter.

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>>727048703
Why aren't you dead yet?


FUCKING DISGUSTING REEEEEEEE

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>>727048842
FUCKING CHEATERS REEEEEE

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>>727038938

This is probably the most made up bull shit I have ever read

0481517644 is a slut who cheats
You have been chosen to become a phone call prankster. Save and Call this number and feel free to give out your best death threats! if no answer then call another time !
Copy and paste share the word !!!!!

>>727047677
No kidding? did it make the relationship weird after that?

Have you ever asked her to pee on you? I'd love to do that someday but I figure the farting one is a little more "secret" than a peeing fetish.

You ever consider a strip-club or like a domme or something?

>>727046822
You have to make it about them. My girl got fucked by another guy (I wasn't there) when she was in her late 20's. I made it about her.

If you're still ITT let me know if you want more details - my situation may not fit yours

Years ago I made Coffee for a coworker. I slided the plastic spoon between my asscheeks before giving him the cup. Fuck him.

>>727048617
>I was helpess. Putty in her hand.
>Didn't know what edging was. But she did.
>Ended up with her naked underneath.
>Me on top
>Her looking down on me as she stroked and >stroked me
>Cooing and kissing my ear
>Every time I got close.
>She stopped.
>Kept licking her fingers
>Of my precum
>Whispered Soon baby soon
>Finally took me over the edge
>Stars exploded in my eyes
>Hips jerked
>Shot and shot
>Felt like minutes but wasn't
>Came and came
>Finally stopped
>Never forget as I came
>Mind and body blown
>She whispered in my ear
>Happy Birthday

>>727047677
And people say cuckolding is weird

>>727048724
Let an old guy rape my wife? Thats a bit too far

>>727035270
I know this fagot at church who is in love with a girl, and i got a blow job from her. Yesterday she goes to a Christian concert with some guy and the fagot from church can't handle it starts crying on the way home talking about how he loves her. I am laughing so hard on the inside, this hoe is a pump and dump and he's in love.

i turned my gf into a big cock slut.

shes gotten to sleep with a few guys and everything went great.

now we have a bunch of huge toys and i make her ride them until she cant cum anymore.

she loves bdsm and really likes being choked

she submits to me and i only get to say when she gets to fuck a big cock. feels good to be in control

not a cuckold, just love sex. im also bi and she likes it too