Quick dubs decides

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She is ripe for the dick

I need a big black cock inside of my asshole right now

Tell her you need to meet up in person because the Intel you have is too sensitive to be sent through texts

>Talking to landwhales

You should stab yourself.

>>727031799
Well fuckin winner

>>727031793
What's her other pic?

Ask her how salty her blowhole tastes

>>727031691
No thanks have fun talking to the land whale

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Cmon dubs

>>727031977
Aww shiet, mate best tip for tinder I've ever had is "swipe right and you get the pick of the bunch"

>>727031985
delivered lmao

>>727031985
Favorite Sex Position?

>>727032069
KEK

'Stop saying "my guy", you make me cringe. '

(I know op isnt the one saying it)

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What does connotation mean?

>>727032069
Please don't leave me Keanu Reeves is my dad!

>>727032138
Google it you retard

>>727032186
roll

>>727032138
Sorry, that was my friend, sit in my face please

Do u shave ur anus?

Let's get together and fuck

You look like you have a big appetite. I bet you spend a lot of time in the john.

>>727032081
rolling

>>727031691

"How many big macs can you stuff in your mouth? I'm guessing 10"

So how big is your tits?

Connotion:An idea or feeling that invokes a person other than the primary feeling

I wish you have a dog, I like threesomes

Let me cum in that pretty face of yours

>>727032251
Roll

>>727032081
Rolling

>>727032081
roll

>>727032314
Roll

>>727032251
Rolling!

I bet you smell like pig fat and depression.

>>727032194
lol roll

sory m8 i lov u I promus

Oh, sorry I didn't mean you at, Jesus, sorry haha. How about you come to my place sometime?

>>727032251
Rollin

>>727032264
rolling

>>727032399
Win

>>727032314
roll

What is the biggest Dick you have ever sucked on?

>>727032399
AND WE HAVE A WINNER.

Baby, you can call me Moses, cuz I'm gonna tear apart that ass like Moses tore apart the red sea

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>>727032399
He won so big

>>727032468
Reroll

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>>727032399
Winrar

So, you ever been penetrated?

>>727032511
WINRAR!!!

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>>727032434
ROLLS

>>727032314
Rolling

>>727032533
Post your screenshot with your text

>>727032468
win?

How do I know you're not going to eat me whole?

>>727032533
I'd rather have your face near my schlong-piece to be honest.

>>727032533
Your face wouldn't fit on my mantlepiece.

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>>727032511

I think i'm falling for you

>>727032634
This

>>727032641
Post this
>>727032533

>>727032533
You got some moves? I bet you have those moves that make a man happy. Come show me your moves and lets play the Time Warp again. Your move.

Oh I would love your face on my MANtle piece.

>>727032653
Hahaha, roll

Tell me something you've never told Antoine

>>727032631
rolling

Have u ever peed in anyone's mouth? How about starting today?

>>727032641
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>727032699
FUCKING SMOOTH WIN

Oh go to Hell u land whale

>>727032641
Hey bitch wanna get fisted?

how often do you like hairy walls

>>727032699
WINRAR

roll my asswhole in pain

>>727032753
roll

Any chance I can see you blowholes?

Spank my ass and call me Trump, fuck you look sexier than my Daughter

how often do you fall and land on a dick

I'd love to slap a stick of butter between your cheeks and just go ape shit on them buns.
Mm Mm kentucky fried style baby.

>>727032699
>>727032800
Win

Kek grows bored, there will be no more dubs

"Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm a chubby chaser, like addicted to overweight woman. I want you to sit on my face while eating a king sized whopper meal. I want you to just roll all over my body after you're done eating. BURP ON ME. FART ON ME. GET SWEATY ON ME. HELL PUKE IF YOU NEED TO AFTER ALL THAT ROLLING! It's a extreme fetish of mine and I can't control this I need new chubby woman on me DAILY! So come on over. Put your body to good use. You'll get a free meal out of this and I'll get a nut off!"

I dont eat ass often buh

I have a really good recipe for zucchini bread.

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I think she is testing the intensity of our autism

>>727032904
Roll

Suck my cock land whale

>>727032904
Rollerino

dick ass now

"Your eyes are just so beautiful..

They remind me of my dead mothers."

>>727032966

That's because youre fat

Tell her to loose weight

my abs your face

>>727032904


Send her the link if dubs.

>>727032966
This is boring now. You shoulda hooked up and banged her.

Do u shave ur anus?

>>727032852
Who is Antoine?

ok but seriously do you wanna fuck

just the tip

>>727033012
Dubs now

>>727032992
Roll for this. Kek

>>727032992
roll for this

>>727032966
this must be your fetish

Stop saying 'my guy' it's cringy as hell. Also come over and suck my fat cock.

I apologize if I seem crude, I'm just really excited to have come across such a beautiful, portly woman such as yourself. It would be an honor if you'd let me feed you fast food while I rub your clitoris.

>>727032966
I'll be honest, I'm just looking for a girl who's down to rim me? You in? What's your #?

Stop saying my guy you fat fuck

>>727033056
Roll

how often do you swallow

Want to see my dick?

>>727032904
Roll

can i snort heroin of your eyebrows

>>727033065
This hahaha

>>727033056
Rollz

>>727033056
Yeah, you gotta neg her OP, lower her self esteem so she wants to fuck you

Rolling for this

>>727032904
roll

I want you to sit on my face till my nose turns brown

>>727033095
Must be often to get this big

>>727032966
fuck im so sorry that was my idiot friend. I think you're cute, any chance you want to come over sometime soon?

>>727033135
Roll

>>727033109
Reroll

>>727032904
Rollerino

>>727032966
Why are you sitting there texting me? You want a relationship? Sex? Conversation? Get off your ass and come get it in person.

>>727033056
reroll

im want you on my top kek

Let's shut off all the lights and play guess who's in your mouth

>>727033065
roll

>>727033056
This please

what kind of toothpaste do u use?

>>727032904
Rollinn

want to see my kek?

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Ask if she wants to see a pic of your ex and then send her this cum sock

>>727033222
Trips boi

>>727032904
Rollin

>>727033207
I'm not a boy I'm a man all 3 inches of me

>>727033207
But you still replying aren't you? I think you tryna get assfucked

>>727033056
Reroll

"I have trouble making conversation sometimes. And it's been a rough month. But I seriously am working on it. You seem like a very laidback lady. Do you wanna grab coffee sometime?"

check these DIGITS

>>727033244
Dubs double confirms

>>727032904
Rolling again

>>727033222
it counts op

>>727033257
roll

>>727033207
Boy? BOY? DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?

your tounge my ass or your mouth my kek

>>727032904
Reroll

>>727033056
This

Want to see my dick lmao.

I classify as an genderfluid lube tube

>>727033222
Winrar

>>727033255
Fucking why, it's so fucking drawn out and unfunny

>>727033299
Best shiet ever seen

>>727033065
rolling

>>727033331
rolling

>>727033236
ROLL!

>>727033236
rolling for this

your probably as big as my 1 T hardrive when you on my kek

>>727033056
Please Kek praise me with your holy dubs

>>727033236
reroll

>>727033370
jw im really particular about those kind of things

>>727033257
kek rolling

>>727033236
ROLL

tickkle my dickkle for a nickle

I want to suck a massive log of shit out of your asshole

Want to see my dick?

>>727033257
riollin

Tits and timestamp or GTFO

>>727033466
WINRAAAAAR

>>727033370
I'm in the market for something that's mintier than the Colgate I've been using.

I will fucking slaughter you you fat piece of shit.

>>727033478
kek this is what i want

Ask for favorite vidya

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Hahaha

how much do you weigh? ((((:::::

>>727033531
lol roll

i have money and think you would make a great wife. what do you say?

kek me daddy

>>727033479
rolling.

roll>>727033577

>>727033557
stop kink shaming :(

whats with the "my guy" thing

Can I kiss your dad?

>>727033557
I want to be down YOUR throat

>>727033558
This

>>727033557
Kek

>>727033557
So you sure you don't want to get fisted? I'll make you so wet you'll be able to drown a toddler in your panties!

well your fat might soften the punch

don't judge me

Send her the link to the thread

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>>727033557

>fatty mad someone likes her because she is fat

>>727033696
rolling

>>727033466
>>727033694
DO THE FUCKING WIN!

>>727033694
Where's my cum sock you fuck
>>727033466

>>727033558
Roll

>>727033727
rolling

>>727033688
Kek

i love memes and you are one so you had me at fat

>>727033557
I'm so sorry I was really hoping you'd feel the same way about it. How about we just get a burger together and you shit it out into my mouth later babe ;)

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Wtf she unmatched me...

>>727033727
Roll

>>727033727
Roll for this

>>727033777
Rolllllll

>>727033727
roll

I'm sorry for everything, fatty

rolling.
tell her that you wanna taste her urine

>>727033798
Pull up another uggo

>>727033777
this was a good one too

>>727033798
Continue on with Kim, Kek wills it

Would you suck my dick for $20? All 4 inches of it?

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Continuing!!!

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>>727033930

>>727033930
DO THE FUCKING CUM SOCK WIN ALREADY

it's a good ice breaker..

>>727033930
You're a lot prettier than my last gf

Then send the cum sock

>>727033955
Your phone looks like you gave it a golden shower

>>727033897
Reroll

>>727033930
some sort of pick-up line.

>>727033983
I can't send pictures you autist

Hey kaitlyn i wanna taste ur urine

>>727034007
ur a lot uglier than my last gf

then cum sock

>>727034066
dups

>>727034066
Zozzle

>>727033897
roll for this.

Normally I go after fat girls, but I'll make an exception for you

>>727033930
cant wine or dine you but i can 69 you ;)

>>727033930
Dicks are fine but have you ever filled your mouth with the words of the lord?

>>727031691

>>727034049
her snapchat is right in the description you cancerous nigger shitlord

>>727034066
WIN

Have you ever seen a grown man cry? Because i always cry when i make it to 3 sharpies in my pooper

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>>727034066
The best pick up line /b/ has in its arsenal

>>727031793
Upper Hutt Collage

>Hutt
>Jabba is gonna wreck and deepfreeze you

>>727034066
Oh god fucking damn it

I hope you havent been drinking water cause i want apple juice

On a fine summers eve would one allowth thy to insert ones sharpie upon ones pooper?

>>727034167
i once blew a nigger for a big mac. can you compete with that passion?

>>727034121
No shit nigga

>>727034066
holy kek

"Hey they're Katlyn you look like the type of girl who likes to have fun! Am I right? I hope I am. And honestly I'm a fun guy. Real fun. Like you'll have a great time with me. I'll take you to places you've never been before. Places you'd never want to come back from. Doesn't that sound like fun?! Don't I sound like fun?! I AM FUN! I AM THE FUNNEST MAN YOULL EVER MEET. I should be the only man you should ever meet! I AM THE ONE FUN MAN!....haha joking katlyn I'm no fun at all I just want to fuck you, down for that?"

>>727034167
/b/ truly is an amazing place

Help! My dick tastes like skittles

>>727034167
If that would be cool with you of course haha

>>727033727
Roll kek

steve jobs was so poor couldnt afford a full apple

Ffs kaitlyn do you ever fucking shut up? Im gonna have to kill you like the last stupid whore i matched

>>727034277
Roll

Why doesn't she talk to me

>>727034300
I got dubz wuuut

>>727034300
Do it based OP

>>727034232
Roll

>>727034167
I'd be down for 69, but I'm not really sure my head fits between these hammer-thighs

Pick another bitch while we wait

Can we make a new thread before this one dies

Also have single digit rolls so thread doesnt die as fast

Or is everyone here too new for that

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New match, awwwwww shit

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

chingame mami

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>>727034471
ABORT

>>727034471
MODS

isnt this illegal young kek

>>727034471
"i know your 17 but i wanna taste your teenage forbidden fruit."
also mods

>>727034471
stupid chink bitch

>>727034471
I'll only date you if you promise you won't eat my dog

>>727034511
kek send it to her

>>727034536
What's illegal about it?

>>727034471
my cock is not very long, but it's very thin. let's do this!

why are you on here babyface

>>727034471
Mooooooodddssss

>>727034560
ROLLING

i keep seeing "send me $5 and see what happens" on bios

can my tinder bros tell me if this is bot shit?

you are going to get a big kek

>>727034471
"old enough to bleed old enough for me"

>>727034588
>>727034536
>>727034511
Fuck off you cunt

>>727034588
Godamit now i get dubs

idk kekaroo

>>727034401
Faggot, its always dubs gets.

Free tibet!

>>727034511
send this kek

>>727034622
HAHAHAHA DUBS YES!

>>727034656
kek rolling

>>727034604
I've actually never seen that before, but probably. Scammers trying to make a quick buck maybe?

>>727034622
I prefer "Old enough to bleed old enough to breed"

>>727034511
WINRAR

>>727034604
let me find it one sec

deliver OP, my cock is getting limp

>>727034511
SEND THIS SHIT NIGGAAAAA

>>727034471
why do these dumb whores keep doing this shit?
where are their parents?

and the "oh it says im 29 but im actually 23, dont know how to change it"

sure bitch, with ur wrinkles i believe u. Also it takes all but 2 seconds to change it on ur fb.

Let me smell ur farts pls ill pay you 50$

Lemme suck a log of shit out of your asshole <3

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>>727034756
>>727034604

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>>727034884

>>727034802
It is because they lied about their age when they made their facebook.

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>>727034914

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>>727034950

>>727034884
Send this
>>727034857

>>727034884
i know what happens. you lose 5$. end of story

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>>727034884
yeah it's a bot.
Fuck, i thought i matched with a 10.
y is this app so soul-crushing?

>>727034914
>>727034950
People being this fucking stupid

>>727035003
>just fuck my shit up fam

>>727035003
its not a bot its just girls trying to get money lmao

Are we getting a cont thread anytime soon?

Well that was fun while it lasted.

>>727034979
it must be nice being an attractive white woman in 2017.

cont thread pls

ABANDON THREAD

New thred ffs

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>>727035056
that's honestly worse
they probably cuck enough dudes to make a sizable amount

OP
CONT THREAD
NOW

>>727033056
Reroll!