Whats your most ridiculous reason for having been kicked out of class?

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I was once kicked out of class because i was reading a Game of Thrones book because apparently it wasnt school appropriate.

>>727025281
>Be me
>High school english
>Everyday when you get in class you have to do busy work called "bellringers"
>It's always a dumb question on the board you have to answer and turn in.
>One day question is "How would you like your funeral to be?"
>I say I want to be taken up in a plane and thrown out into traffic
>Get booted from class

She sent me to the counselor and claimed I was a threat to the school.
I had to take english with the retards the rest of high school.

Throwing a bal of paper in the trash can instead of placing it. I was told to go outside and had a referral written. This was back in Middle School. Later in the year me and a couple of friends egged her house.We got caught pretty much the next day because one of them was bragging to everyone.

>be me
>high school sophomore
>walk in to english class late
>feminist man hating cunt teacher at her desk
>"anon where were you?"
>holding a chocolate chip muffin and a fork from cafeteria
>"sorry i was getting breakfast"
>it was one of the earlier classes
>cunt teacher is silent so i continue to my seat
>sit down, unwrap muffin, get fork ready
>i didn't even take one bite yet
>"actually you can leave my class, anon."
>i really fucking hate this cunt
>i was a right little shit too
>"did you want me to starve? fucking bitch"
>wrap muffin and fork up, stand up, leave the class
>ate my muffin in the cafeteria
>had to take her class in the detention room every day for the rest of the year after that
>was fine though because detention room teacher was cool as shit and she was a good conversation partner
I still hate that cunt to this day. Got kicked out for being minutes late with a muffin.

Got sent to the principals office for wearing a hoodie with a man smokin a cigar on it.

I see dudes with half naked women on their shirts, and they dont do shit

I hate this school

I got kicked out of history class because i didnt seem "upset enough" when we were watching a holocaust documentary.

>English class with a librarian
>Need to sharpen my pencil so I get up to go to my binder
>Binders had and I MEAN HAD to go along the window and not on the desks because they take up to much room...? Logic...
>I get up and start walking over, maybe 5 feet.
>Why are you up?
>I need to get my pencil sharpener, my pencil broke.
>You should of had a spare
>I only had the one, grab it anyway and head back down
>I was quote to quote disrespectful and was forced to sit in the back, by myself
>Proceed to sharpen my pencil and get told to leave the class room because I was making to much noise
>Silent as fuck but okay.
>Later on got banned from her class room and transferred to a different teacher.
>Grade 8, got more if you want

>>727027552
please tell.

>>727025281
threw a chair at a normie in 5th

>Grade 7 wood tech class
>Making a stupid puzzle on a jig saw
>I mentioned to Mr.Burtun (Nut Rub was his nickname not even joking) that my blade was loose and unsafe and asked for help fixing it.
>He comes over and starts fixing it.
>Fixed and I proceed to go on my merry way making my puzzle
>Proceed to break the blade and asked him again to come help fix it
>Its been 5 minutes and you broke it?
>These things aren't keep
>Sorry, I don't mean to break it. it just happened
>Proceeds to death glare me and fix's it
>finish my puzzle and some other kid goes onto my station to work on his puzzle, proceeds to break the saw and I got blamed for it, removed from his classroom.

>>727027532
What the fuck are you serious
That's probably the worst

Finally some OC on this board. Why is good OC so rare?

>>727028073
Nut Rub lmao

>>727028218
It's /b/.
Nothing but retards, memes, and porn.

Told the teacher to quit the Teacher's Union and get a real job.

>>727027858
kek

>>727028193
Yeah she was a cunt

>Hobby Presentation in personal planning class
>I decided to show my hobby of flint knapping
>Making arrow heads and shit like that.
>Made a cool knife and even asked my teacher and VP if I could show it. Sure just make sure to bring it to us in the morning and take it home after school
>Morning, drop it off and go to PP class at 3rd class
>Sub teacher and its my turn to show my presentation off
>Show off my knife and arrow heads
>"Brought weapons to school and was a threat to myself and others...?"
>Sent to the office and had to explain what occurred.
>Vp, and my own teacher said it was okay. Removed from the class for 1 day and my crafts taken til my mother could pick them up.

I got suspended for 2 weeks because I told someone to push the metal end of a pencil into an electronic sharpener. He did it and it broke of course. He told the teacher that I forced him to do it. So I got suspended. He got nothing.

Calling a black kid a nigger

>>727028533
edgy

>>727028330
Yeah but we are getting a little bit too much of porn aren't we. Threads like these that would be considered shit in the old days are heavenly and a breath of fresh air now

>Gym class grade 10 if I recall correctly
>DJ this black kid, I hated him so much
>To poor to afford different shoes so I was wearing steel toe (Handed down)
>Wearing them and it was the end of class
>DJ proceeded to throw a shoe at Reese a special needs kid, so I threw my boot at DJ and called him a Nigga.
>The Teacher assist even thanked me but I was written up and suspended for "Racial intolerance and violence"
>Damn near expelled for protecting a special needs kid, she defended me which is the only reason I didn't get expelled.

I got loads more stories if anyone wants them, sorry about the long time between posts kinda drunk at the moment.

>>727028432
>He got nothing.
Clearly you forced him so why should he

>>727025281
I killed the teacher

I had on an ally world war two helmet on and head first rammed another kid into the fake wall separating one big classroom to make it into two. The wall came down on us both, with both classes laughing their asses off

Was worth the suspension.

>>727028752
I said "wouldn't it be funny if you pushed the metal bit in."

>>727028836
Oh also it was around memorial day and the kid I rammed was a commie fuck.

>America, Fuck yeah

>be in 4th grade, teacher is some fucking hick
>straight A's up to this point, kind of a backwards kid
>got beat up one day by some classmates, went home, old man goes off about defending myself
>ass whippings continue, finally have enough one day
>swing at one of them, connected, broke one of his teeth out
>come to find out, that kid was the teachers nephew
>get kicked out and moved to the 'special ed"
>spent the next 7 years, all through middle and high school, with kids who shit themselves and other 'tards
>not even allowed to graduate, they had a private one for us 'tards
>luckily, ended up just going into military so they didn't give a fuck, spent 12 years
>last fall, read online where teacher had died
>go to visitaion, get up to casket, see kid I hit
>made eye contact with him, turn around and spit right on the dead bitches face
>everybody gets pissed, just walk out
>actually felt good, resolved a lot of pent up frustration

Long story short I started crying, junior year of high school because I didn't finish this little homework assignment and then was forced to leave.

Called my teacher a commie

>>727028849
You got suspended so you clearly made him do it, don't act dumb.

Every time i've been kicked out of class it was for a good reason. I was an asshole to my teachers back then. And only some of them deserved it.

>English class and we were assigned to write a poem about Love, Lost and Lust
>So I wrote a poem about it inspired by NCIS
>Had to do a presentation on it in front of the class
>My turn and I give my presentation and was sent to the counselor for mental health examination
>As I drove along this lovely dusty road I saw you
>Broken down and in need of help
>I stopped and fell in love with you
>Your eyes glowed like sapphires in the sun
>I knew you were the one
>Unable to take you away with me I knew I had to do one thing
>I grabbed my Tire iron and killed you
>Down along this dusty road, I fell in love and lost what I had long lusted for.

>be me
>be last year, senior year
>fuckingdonewiththis.jpg
>decide I'm not going to give a fuck
>stole a shit load of hall passes
>late to class everyday, made fake passes because I'm the only fuck that can write in cursive
>have this bitchy whale female security rent-a-bitch
>Anon, do you have a pass?
>every fucking day
>get sick of it, have about 300 passes but only 1 week left
>Anon do you have a pass
>"yeah, hundreds bitch."
>pulls out 300 passes and throws them in the air
>feel like a true badass
continue?

Got a few more stories like >>727029097
if anyone is interested, been sent to the counselor many of times because of things I wrote in class.

>>727026655
>muffin
>breakfast

A burgerland healthy diet for you

>>727029373
It's healthier than any cereal. Also in America what we call Muffins are cupcakes, and what we call bran / healthy / fruity muffins are just called muffins.

>>727028809
The ghost kicked me out. Shit was spooky

>be in cultural anthropology
>Show up late
>Find out we're talking about gender expressions in other cultures
>Teacher puts on a movie about samoan fa'afafine and how they don't identify male or female
>Movie ends and teacher asks me "what do the Samoans call a person that doesn't identify as either gender?"
>I tell her "mentally ill"
>This triggers the teacher
>Told to get out

>>727029373
This was when Michelle Obama neutered High School foods, lad. It was either the muffin or 2 microwaved sticks of french toast and 8 tater tots.

>>727029500
Nice try, angry britfag.

>>727029511
This was a good post.

>>727025281
got sent to alt school for telling a teacher she was pretty. she went to the principal and said i sexually harrassed her. i went to alt school for a week and dropped out of school. 6 years later still no GED

>>727029575
Actually Ausfag, cunt. What even >implies I'm angry?
Literal autism in action.

>>727025281
For hacking the network and downloading black ops 3 ... In 6th grade middle school note exploits used: basic man in the middle attack at admins gave me there grade book I graduated valedictorian in 8th grade haven't been caught yet but was in trouble for bo3 best year of my life

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Just the casual edgy humor, school systems hate it

>>727025281
>be in school
>accidentally graduate
>never went back since that day

>>727027532
Do you live in Israel or jewSA?

>>727030018
kek

When called on to answer a question, I told the teacher that my grandfather gave me genital herpes at a young age.

>be me in 3rd grade
>sitting and working with my mate tom, suddenly need to piss
>get up and walk up to the teachers desk, ask to go to the toilet
>teacher says no, sit back down with tom
>few minutes later an awful stench fills the room, someone ripped a mad fart
>everyone can smell it and it wafts over to the teacher
>teachers screams 'WAS THAT YOU ANON? MY GOD, GO TO THE TOILET RIGHT NOW'
>whole class is silent and staring at me like I killed someone, will never forget every face looking at me
>slowly get up and walk out the door with every set of eyes in the room following every step
>go to the toilet, take a piss, and mill around for a bit wondering what the fuck
>go back to class
>teacher says 'IS THAT BETTER ANON? GOOD, SIT DOWN AND DON'T DO THAT AGAIN'
>sit back down with tom
>tom's fuckin giggling like a madman but keeping it quiet
>ask him what's so funny
>'it was me anon'
>what was you
>'i did the fart hehehehe'
>sit in silence for a few moments, taking in what my best mate just did to me
>slowly stand up once again
>pick up my chair and whack tom across the face so hard with the backrest that he falls backwards off his chair and rolls under another table
>got screamed at again to go outside and wait while tom cried underneath the table
>teacher comes out as if I'm about to get executed
>explain that tom did the fart
>teacher completely changes attitude, apologizes, takes me back in side, calls tom out for being a little shit, tells him to stop crying, harden up and get back to work
>everything was ok in the end :)

Asking a teacher how her day was going.

Different type same grade I held my shirt up to my nose cause somebody farted and she thought I was trying to be funny and sent me to the principals.

>>727028533
The correct phrase should be niglet, you are a disgrace to the founding fathers

>>727029080
No its not that. When I got to that class I hit the teacher for some reason I don't remember so anytime I was near something that went wrong I was in deep shit.

>>727025281
>be me
>grade 11
>shools getting renovations, dumbass architect replaces a lot of walls with glass and removes like 50% of the available exits
>mention that this is a security flaw to one of my friends
>black girl overhears, tells her friends, story mutates
>by time it reaches the principal, the word is that im gonna shoot up the school
>me and the two people I was talking to are called down to office
>principal, vice principal, and liason officer are waiting
>OhFuck.jpeg
>asks whats going on
>explain situation
>long story short only reason we weren't arrested is because all three of us used the VP as a contact during the CAF application process so they trusted us
>still, my parents receive death threats from other parents
>word around the school is that i was arrested by an armed swat team
>rest of year and even now in grade 12, people dont fuck with us

Kind of an upside to this though, the school had all the glass doors and walls frosted, as well as replaced with bullet resistant glass. still, I am a metal head and a military geek, so i get sketchy looks any time I wear combat boots, or camouflage kinda makes high school suck

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>>727025281
>art class
>7th grade
>teacher is a bitch
>okay class we are gonna draw some pumpkins
>*raises hand*
>yes anon
>can i draw a small baby pumpkin
>teacher goes blank WHAT
>can i draw small pumpkins
>i see her face contort shes seen the depths of hell flashbacks occur she screams
>no anon you CANT DRAW A BABY FUCKING PUMPKIN
>what tf why not its just a pumpkin
>shes raging mad calls principal
>what tf did i do?
>i get fed up with this bullshit get sent out of hallway
>fuck this walk to princepals office
>ANON WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING?
>Keep walking cus she scares me
>she gets closer i start running faster
>shes closer FUCK SHES GONNA KILL ME
>i sprint so fast to counselors office since its the closest door with lock
>shes banging on the door
>HELP SHES FUCKING CRAZY
>see Miss Penney crying in the hallway
>I get ISS and everybody forgets it ever happened
I fucking hated that school

>>727032007
We should totally spam her with baby pumpkins shes super christian too
Her facebook is tina marie penney
I had a comment on a video on youtube of me talking about the situation and she found it sent me this long text about how its slander and illegal i deleted the shitty vid cus i dont want some copyright bullshit going on and plan on making my vids professional

>>727032407
Find her address and send her a box of small pumpkins or a giant pumpkin

>>727025281
Beating up niggers.

I grew up around niggers.

>>727029162
Continue.

>7th Grade
>Late for school and didn't get to eat lunch
>Go into math class
>Sitting in back of class(was also my homeroom) and eating celery from a plastic bag inside my desk
>Huge cunt of a girl gets mad at me saying I'm being loud
>Try to eat celery as quietly as I can
>Huge cunt isn't satisfied and raises voice
>Teacher gets mad and all blame is put on me because my eating is what is causing cunt to get mad and loud
>Told to leave the class and wait for teacher outside
>Teacher finally comes out and tells me to go back in after I finish eating but to sit in this part of the room where I'll be seperaed from the rest of the class and to not move from there(teacher didn't like me much either)
>Get back in class and sitting in secluded area
>Teacher writing lessons down and I can't see what's going on because surrounded by walls
>Teacher comes back to area and asks why I'm not following the class
>Tell her I'm not supposed to move from there as she said
>Teacher gets mad and tells me to leave class
>Forced to write everything down as fast as I can before I can make it to my next class
>Next teacher was alright with me being late because he was a total bro
>Forced to sit in the secluded area for the rest of the year and only to get out of it to write down notes

>>727032500
listen to the dubs my son... they demand salvation.

>>727025281
Saying that jew and blacks don't have human rights because they aren't human.
Get told to leave classroom, seig heil my way out to laughter.
Modern history teacher very upset, other staff realise I'm a shitstirring cunt, loved the '80s.

Could make her leave the room in tears by saying 'ach lieber!' and giggling. Was used to great effect to get a free period.
2 months later Modern history teacher has breakdown after seeing Nick 'the Dick' s 9 inch monster meat on classroom desk as she walks in, we laugh, she runs away crying, we laugh harder.

Never seen again.

>>727026074
The fuck

>>727034243
Why are white people so fucking disgusting? I mean who shows their dick to other guys especially in high school where it would be considered gay if you stand around looking at a cock.

>>727025281