Ausfag Thread

what if all the aussies on /b/ are actually kangaroos

>>727021919

What if they're just abbos and bogans?

First dubs or trips confirms it

>>727021919

Fuck. You know too much.

>>727021919
Shit, they figured us out.

>>727021845
Have a look as the last Indian wicket falls. Cummins bowling like a champion and Smith taking catches from everywhere like superman.

Stream for those who need it: http://cdn3.crichd.info/star-sports-1-live-streaming

>>727022222
holy motherfuckin JESUS

>>727022222
Check em

>>727022222
HOLY SHIT

who / north qld / here? Cyclone feels

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>>727022222
Damn.

>>727022356

I'm north Queensland. Cyclone is hitting below us though.

Anyone read David Marr's article on Pauline supporters? It's worth a look:
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/mar/27/looking-back-and-angry-what-drives-pauline-hansons-voters

>>727022453
What part of north QLD you in lad?

>>727022477
Your puny dubs can not compare

>>727022537
Port Douglas.

>>727022671
ye lad, i'm not that far north, i'm down in Townsville

>>727022556
Very true.

>>727022222
yeah nah

Do you lads exhale your durry smoke or do you keep it in your lungs like a true blue australian male

>>727021845
Fuck that ugly egomaniac

Hopefully the cyclone will wipe out a lot of North Queenslanders. Such high unemployment in those areas

>>727024671
Good thinking. Would also deal with the problem of One Nation voters pretty thoroughly too.

>>727024671
thanks for paying for my centrelink anon

>>727024671
Yeah like mareeba

>>727022477
LOL 8 out of 10 ON supporters never completed high school

Vicfag reporting in

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Are drop bears deadly as people say? They seem like harmless tree huggers.
Sincerely,
A Stoned Californian

>>727026145
not really

>>727026145
The only problem is they have so many STD's

>>727021919
Don't worry mates, I got this! Launching boomerang now! This leak is sealed!

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>>727026171
>>727026565
Got it don't fuck em or let them bleed on me.
Cheers. This my last drink of the night.

>>727022743
Good luck up there /b/ro!

Glad I'm down in brissy

>>727027296
Thanks anon, should be fine here at the moment as it looks like it's heading further south. In saying that, Yasi did the same thing then turned around and holocausted us.

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>>727026145
>they can kill a man with one punch
>they've been known to rape, assault and plunder
>they've been on the Australian Bureau of Investigation's top ten list since 1945
>they understand English but choose to communicate to authorities in a French-Chinese hybrid language
>they only drive ride-on Lawnmowers
>they have no sense of decorum
>they have no fear
>they have no mercy

is Pauline going to take put you guys back on track to a white Australia policy or not?

>>727022453
I wouldn't be surprised if we went to school together.

>>727025827
Yo Melbfag

perthfag reporting in

>>727028102
I don't know about that anon, I finished high school over a decade ago.

>>727028183
Yo South East fag >>727028257

any Perth fags have a 4x4 wanna go tear up a beach?
north wilbinga
south whitehills?

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>>727022031
One b, deadshit.

>>727028183
west suburbs, where you from?

>>727027296
Fellow brisvegan here. I wish we got cyclones.

>>727028848
former top end resident

cyclones are great fun, but only if you're sure they're not going to fuck you up. If you're in any way unsure of whether your house will stand up they're shit scary

>>727029139
Townsville anon here, i'm honestly kinda disappointed it is heading south, at the risk of sounding extremely edgy i was looking forward to some mischievous carnage.

>>727029139
The broken nose and degloving explains it pretty well I think. The nose is broken and the tissue around it is dislodged to the point where the air is forced into the space. The eyes are swelled shut so the air cannot escape. Thus the air only escapes when he inhales again, through his mouth; the only open hole.

If it is real, then I find it fascinating. One of the reasons I come to a rekt thread. learning something new and interesting.

>>727022222

hop away wit dem digits brah

kik anonsharex69x for Brisbane QUT girl nudes

>>727029812
don't do this, it makes mustard gas

>>727021845
6065 checkin in .

>>727021845
The clamor to shove this redhead dyke into the spotlight on every little stupid thing that comes out of her mouth is hilarious.

>>727022671
Haha you fags voted for warren entch, dumb cunts

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Based Melb eastern suburbs.
May the Belgrave Wizard watch over you all.