In this thread, we act like utter gentlemen, until one of our

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>>726990212

>>726990212
Hello gents, how are you all feeling this fine evening? I'm not feeling that chipper myself so I'm working my way through this bottle of brandy.

Oh dear, it seems not many people are willing to have a nice old chit-chat this evening.

>>726990212

Allrighty then

>>726990371
not yet... i think it would be to soon to end this neat thread yet...

>>726990500

That was a close call my dear friend!

>>726990709

how cometh that thought in your Mind?

>>726990766
Hello brethren. I was just feeling a bit down of sorts lately, but worry not. What is it that you're drinking a snifter of this evening?
Also I noticed you got repeating digits! I have inspected them thoroughly.

>>726990500
Your post evokes quite the empathy in me, for I haven't been doing so well myself. Say, what is the matter in your life which forces you to the dark taste of alcohol?

>>726990880

Well, i don't feel quite good too... I shouldn't be around those silly thingys that late... I should be in my bed and counting sheeps...

What is the matter that bothers you my kind friend?

>>726990929
Well I don't want to dampen the mood good sir, as it seems we are getting more and more visitors to our humble abode.

I say, what music dost everyone recommend? I'm looking for a merry little tune to pick things up I daresay.

>>726990880
>>726990929
>>726991037

Why are the finest gentlemen on such a dark place all feeling so bad?

What is the point in this wisecrack?

>>726991176
I apologise sir, I might just fill up my pipe with only some of the finest smoking herbs.

Greetings, /b/rothers! How is everyone's night? Anyone partaking in fine hard drinks or, like me, in the loveliest strains of cannabis?

Us gents love a good ole jabbertug, therefore bringing us to such a darkened place.

>>726991153

I recommend that sound if i may contribute to your desire...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjWEkWAq6z4


and if you ask the gentleman behind his mask, he would recommend something like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu2BpGv3tiE

>>726991341

Thank you, i would like to have some good brandy

This is a most civil exchange, the likes of which never before hath been seen upon /b/, salutations

>>726991341
Alas, I cannot smoke any cannabis because my new employer dost not prefer people who partake in such things. As such I'm smoking more regular herbs tonight, friend.

>>726991447
Mind your head ol' boy, you nearly caused a bit of a ruckus I daresay.

CCOOMMMMBBBBBBBBOOOO BBBRRRREEEEAAKKKKEERRRRRR

you dick heads

I must thank you, fine sir, for creating such a place where I may get away from the savageness of much of this board.

>>726991609
Thank you sir, let's all raise a glass to this kind gent!

>>726991719

did anyone heared that too? some noise i recognized in my ears...

Trips getith

>>726991740

You know that your desire to "escape" the savageness could be harming your mind, do you?

Tell me, whats up?

>>726991825
Never mind that lad, he's the local psychotic boy. The son of that crazy ol' farmer down yonder. He says many a strange thing, I say.

>>726991447
Excellent taste, my friend.

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Here is a rather quite happy chap that I thought my homosexual brethren would enjoy

>>726991967

Thank you, sir!

What did you like the most?

>>726991936
It would appear that wherever I may be, there is some form of obsinity or indecency on display for all to see. I am beginning to feel a lack of hopelessness

>>726992164

Why do you feel that?

>>726991631
What herbs would those happen to be?

Also, to hell with your employer! Unless they plan to put your urine through the infamous trials, I daresay it is your right to inhale whatever you so choose.

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'ello chaps! None of these barbaric imbeciles will ruin our thread!

>>726992373

Here here my boy!

>>726992278
It makes it seem as if everything is descending into madness, a place where nobody has any decency. I'm not very fond of the idea.

>>726992538

But do you think it's some sort of solution into escaping into a fake world that only lasts a couple of Minutes?

>>726990212
I say, I find the image of the gentlemanlet in the far right in OP's lithograph quite disturbing...

>>726992526

Cheers, everyone, to the bottom-left political quadrant!

I am quite honestly surprised at the chivalry on this thread. Never before have I beheld such on /b/.

>>726992164
What ever do you mean, chap? It's refreshing to have a bit of civility for once, don't you think?

>>726992373
My word how obscene! I needed a break from the devil's lettuce anyway because it was simply costing too much coin. Now I just partake in the odd smoke or tea made out of some white sage, catnip, wormwood or mugwort. Sometimes a blend, sometimes not. It's not the same but it's a nice little pick-me-up, and very cheap!

>>726992659

Well since my observation of the picture it appears to me that the little creature could be the son of one of those fine gentlemen...

>>726992628
No not at all. I do, however, appreciate the chance to escape it, even if it is only for a short while.

>>726990212
No trips yet

>>726992809
What ist these "trips" that you mention? If you're talking triple finger of fine whisky then sign me up, ol' boy!

>>726992775
You startled me proper there, we almost had an incident

>>726992734
I say, that is quite intriguing. How does it feel?

Rather empty this....

Things could get a little volatile here I do believe

>>726992809
None, no barbarians knocking on the gates of Rome yet. Thank God.

>>726992734
You misunderstand me, good fellow. I am very gracious for this opportunity to escape the madness that appears to be everywhere else. I was only trying to express my discontent towards the situation.

This is a calm thread, I would say.

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>>726992786

Please reconcider if you don't do this for fun and giggles... please dont end up like one of those gentlemen here...

These people also want to escape it somehow...

I suggest we avoid sensitive topics for our own peace of mind

Excuse me good gentlemen; I'd like to roll for these mysterious "trips" we speak of.

I say we discuss proper manners

Cheers love

Good sir, would you like milk in your teeth??

>>726993136
Very well. I will make my best attempt to see the best of what occurs. Thank you, my good man

>>726992931
The white sage is generally relaxing, and the mugwort makes sleeping a breeze! I miss the old Mary Jane though I do say.

>>726993100
No barbarians around these parts lad! We shot all the blacks and ethnics a few hundred years ago did you know.

Speaking of which I must leave for a few minutes gentlemen, I need to smoke this blend outside. I don't want to get the room all smokey, it's just not proper!

Hello gentlemen, just passing through.

>>726993102
please consider the post number >>726993136


At least am I not escaping...I am partaking in a nice round of "lets pretend and be glad it stopped when its over".

>>726993197
That would be thrilling, good sir.

i do so enjoy a pinch of the ole mary jane now

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May I join this conversation my good sirs?

>>726993197
An adventurous fellow, I see. Maybe a stiff glass of brandy might dissuade you from opening the gates of hell?

What are your favorite articles of fancy clothing hmm?

>>726993443
Greetings!

Hello fine gentle I would like to also throw my lot in with a roll

Lets go mate

>>726990212
Greetings, my colleagues. How are you on this fine day?

Surely a good tux can make a lad right and spiffy?

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My preferred tea. What do you think lads?

Hello fine gentlemen allow me a row at these numbers

>>726993443
My word!! Careful ol' boy.

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Can us niggers be gentle monkeys?

>>726993471
Why yes you may.

>>726993443
close call right there, young man!

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Welcome dear gents, my name is Jamal.
So nice to see all of you at this fine evening might I say!

>>726993471
I am sorry but I do not associate with "The Negros"

>>726990212
so sell enemy tribesmen into slavery for molasses, rum and muskets?

>>726993406
Good day to you, Sir!

Seems quite nice in here

>>726993584
Excellent choice!!

top o the morning to ya

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Good evening my negro brothers. What a fine bunch of lads.

nothing like a fine gentle night like tonight here in the land of the darkies

Gee it sure would not be jolly if the numerical value of my post very extremely upset my fellow gents

It is chiefly, I regret to say, through journalism that such people find expression. I regret it because there is much to be said in favour of modern journalism. By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. By carefully chronicling the current events of contemporary life, it shows us of what very little importance such events really are. By invariably discussing the unnecessary, it makes us understand what things are requisite for culture, and what are not.

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It's time to start.

>catchamademeloosetrips.jpeg

>>726993652
Hi Jamal

>>726993672
Glad to make your acquaintance. How are you this fine day?

>>726993775
Careful now, you nearly made them cause a stir

tis is a fine day

>>726993652
Your fail at disguising yourself for a ruffian, my good sir. Your words are too cultured for yourself to be taken as a thug.

Has it occurred to any of you gents that the original poster of this public discourse is indeed a homosexual?

>>726993659
hmm, yes, quite

and when we get trips again, we switch back, alright my good friends?

>>726993884
another close call gents

>>726993894
Oh dear me, is that a fact?

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*lady with dick appears

>>726993894

It is no secret the op dallies in an indulgence of penis from time to time.

>>726993942
That seems like a jolly good plan sir

Statistically speaking, we're quite close to becoming inner city Chicago soon.

nigger

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I slappa ya fache

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I'm getting desperate ol' weebs

Oh my, how civilized people can be on this board

>>726993995
>>726994002
This sure is a thread of utmost close calls

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greetings gents, it is a pleasure to meet all of you

Hold thy tongue!

>>726993584
Splendid!

>>726993788
>>726993677
>>726994100
Nice repeating digits lads, thoroughly inspected for quality!

>>726993775
>>726993884
Careful ol' boy, we don't want things to get rough in here do we chaps?

>>726994020
But we also have a chance of retaining our gentlemanly ways.

>>726990212
Thread ruined

Storms a'brewin.

Ok.

>>726994112
I WOULD SAY SO SIR!!!

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Classic ZhinShinn strikes again nigger style

>>726993826

Oh i am feeling rather fine today... how about you my dear friend?

>>726990500
Alcohol is degenerate

>>726994039
>>726994050
>>726993995
All of us are considered gentlemen until trips says otherwise my good sirs.

>>726994112
Oh a close call that includes u as well my good man

>>726994007
The name is Bond. James Bond.

How do you do fine gentlemen?

Mary jane

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Maybe now?

>>726994191
Only the kind that is consumed by the porchmonkeys my chap, fine brandy is of the best class

>>726994155
>>726994166
My word we have many customers in this fine establishment tonight, with such fine digits too!

>>726994191
Settle down old sport, we don't allow poor manners in this fine establishment. We are all upstanding fine gentlemen here!

>>726994191
Indeed, sire. Quite true.

>>726994176
Indeed, lads. We must tread carefully!

It's time gentlemen.

>>726994123
I say, while it's certainly a pleasure to meet you, and I of course wish to offer no offense, your skin does seem to have taken a scaly complexion! Might I recommend to you my surgeon, Dr. Graham Wellingham? His work is unrivalled, and could be of great help to a gentleman such as yourself!

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This is a good thread .

Good evening.

>>726994235
Very well sir, and you?

Legend tells we must get to 50 posters before trips.
What do you fellows think?

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I'm getting nervous sirs.

>>726990212
Anarchy for the UK

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>>726994235
quite well dear sir

I shall put you in a glass container Mr.butterfly

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You been Zhinshinned im a hood nigger

Don't mind me chaps just searching for my trips

>>726994224
Indeed, another breath takenly close call. I was almost certain we were going to become a breed of negros

>>726994347
My lad we already have 53 fine gents here already! I worry that we'll run out of whisky, I daresay.

>>726994347
It may happen yet good sir

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>mfw utter gentleman

>>726994349
Dont be
You golly gentleman

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>>726994311
Time for a gin and tonic, I'd say!

A fine fecal posting, Original Poster! Well done!

>>726994183
Quite wonderful i do say. Was just nearly missed by the tornadoes so i am quite pleased.

>>726993624
Not if there's money to be made.

Such plethora of dubs, I'm starting to think that those so-called "trips" may be nothing more than a myth!

I say this is taking longer than it does for me to sittith upon the toilet and release my bowels.

>>726993584
I must say I am more of an earl gray gentleman myself, thank you.

>>726994347
Come now, there's no reason to engage in such superstitions!

>>726994459
quite yes!

Say, we may never devolve. Rejoice!

>>726994477
I do question would trip dubs count good sir

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Hello my good friends,

Can I interest you in my favorite album that has ever been recorded?

I think you'll enjoy it nearly as much as I do,

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

And the fucking niggers are released

I do say there is a lack of trips in this thread gentlemen

>>726994556
Quite close ol' boy

>>726994477

Well aren't those two tripple digits i catch with my eye?

>>726994477
I must say, great numerals. Verified.

>>726994461
Jenkin's, the lad outside with the big shoulders, he's doing a fine job of keeping the ruffians at bay. We should get him a drink later for being a good sport.

>>726994477
Nice repeating digits ol' boy.

I am growing anxious, gents...

I myself love herbal teas.

>>726994438
The trips shant be had. The spear chuckers will never come.

>>726990212


I can't say for you lads, buy my favourite flavour of gummi bear is pineapple!

anyone trip yet?

>>726994341
I know him. He goes to my school.

>>726994559
do triple dubs count gentlemen?

>>726993584
Ah, a classic choice, but after a trip to the orient, I've taken a fancy to a Citrus Jade Mint. The import duties wreak hell on the pocketbook, but it's well worth it!

>>726994596
Fuck!

I say good sir, where perhaps are these so called "trips" you speak of?

>>726994654

I would say no..

>>726994667
My boy, you have great tastes and close calls

>>726994667
A lot of close calls as of late, be wary chaps

>>726994667
A very close call, sir.

>>726994477
With digits like those. I do say you must be an authority on the subject.

My fine gentlemen what do you mean by "triple digits"

>>726994667
Good try old bean. It would appear that you were off by a single digit however...

I say, this evidence leads me to believe that OP has bedded a man as one would a woman.

>>726994667

whew ole boy

>>726994667
My, my, do I spy
such a close call with mine eye.

Will this message break the thread?

>>726994654
meant for>>726994477

gfjhfgjf

I must say there is an awful lo of 'same-homosexuality' happening in our discourse.

We might as well all become similar negros

>>726994556
I say, that was a rather chinskippy good try

I shall show you my trips good man

>>726994654
unfortunately, only geniune trips will count my friend

>>726994610
Trips has no place amongst the company of gents.

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>>726994459
>>726994428
I am more of a brandy gent myself, but I have the utmost respect for your differing opinion

The original poster certainly is a poof

We need more merry tunes in this fine place. Somebody make a good recommendation! This one is my favourite with a fine glass of scotch and a smoke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSD30PDvLYM

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I have to say, I prefer the vintage here.

I heard the Trips may be inbound, could you imagine that?

It's a classic.

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Check em

>>726994757
Fuck nigger

>>726994787
That is very good to know good sir, i became quite disheveled

My lovely fine gentlemen what do you mean by "triple digits"

Absolutely degenerate

888

>>726994618
Tale care, he is known to indulge.

I am from America
What Is this thread

I have reason to think our triple digits will land on 888...

>>726994723
What can I say, one must live with danger in one's life, else what is the point? A boy is not a man till he has known the rush of vigor and excitement that comes with a narrow escape, be it by a chinaman's sword, a pygmy's spear, or a near miss with trips!

>>726994766
Nice repeating digits, sir.

>>726994807
Oh yes, I enjoy a fine glass of brandy myself too ol' chap.

Read close my bretheren

>>726994815
I quite agree- his level of fecal posting is well below most standards

swing an a miss

>>726994920
999

perhaps this time old chaps.

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now?

>>726994920
A good thing it did not my fine lad

>>726994884
man fuck your gay shit what the fuck are you fucking retarded you cunt gt trips faggot

Golly

>>726994913
Ah! A gentleman from an exotic continent!

>>726994943

Thanks to you, my friend!

>>726994979
It may happen soon sir

>>726994967
000

a Most fine thread good sir's, most fine indeed.

>>726994967
999

What do you mean be Triple Digits my chaps?

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>>726995008
This tripple digit hunt is starting to get on me :)

>>726994993
i say there's no reason to resort to such language

I have this inkling that we may perhaps have an issue at 111 gents, make sure we don't let those ruffians in.

soon lads

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Surely these triplets can not evade is forever

Will the fateful number be 111?

>>726994837
An excellent idea! Here, it's a song I learned on my trip to the Orient, I believe it's a type of music called, if I'm pronouncing this right, "Mongolian House Blues"

>>726994993
Sir i do detest this reproachable behavior

house niggers

>>726994993
Such barbarism is unneeded here.

I do say

hlhlhlhl

242 posts without triples, we're pushing our luck, gents

>>726995061
111

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this thread is really fucking gay because no one will get trips

good game my fellows

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perhaps now?

>>726995113
Nicely avoided, Watkins.

Wonderful Weather we're having.

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How about we start sending our own pictures in this thread?

I will start with my appearance!

>>726994995
Ach! I good show my friend, but a miss nonetheless! Keep trying, and surely you'll make it.

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something something trips get.

>>726995048
Those Tri-pyramids wont summon any trips today.

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>>726994993

Paul, this is Dorsia.

You can't say things like that here.

>>726995136
222

*muffled OOGA BOOGA in distance*

222

Oh my, wouldn't it be rather unfortunate if this here message was what you lads call a "trip", no?

f

>>726995156
This has started to become genuinely aggravating.

Boy oh boy are we close guys

>>726995048
My good dear sir, correct me if Im wrong.. but I do believe those objects are misaligned.

It seems high society will continue to reign

Oh dear we might be in need of a new thread soon lads

>>726995136
It's a matter of time, my gentleman of low faith.

>>726995238
I must agree!

>>726995232
333

Please include me in the monitor capture when this chain of replies to a topic reaches its predesignated limit without three consecutive same digits and is inenvitably recycled to that most heinous of websites where normal men and women engage in posting; Reddit

Good evening, gentlemen. I fear our complexions and composure might be near unrest!

This thread surely is dragging on....
Will somebody please obtain 3 digits of matching value?

YEET
*steals your woman*

We now become the negro

Trips doesnt exist in this thread.

gggggg

i do say it will never happen

>>726994868
Mind your tongue, sir.

>>726995272
We must persevere good sir, it is necessary

333

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I'm here for that and white boys

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>>726994883

Gents... I think...

During my time in the African Savannah, the natives had this distinctive cry, called a "trip", and I could have sworn I just heard it issue forth! Be ready to let loose hell should we encounter any of the negro savages.