Non-pornographic webm thread

>>726978251
rekt thread newfag

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>>726979757
Any webms are welcome. And I've probably been here since around the time your mother sold her pussy on the night your mistake ridden ass ruined her figure and tits.

>>726980014
jesus christ how fucking horrifying

fuck china, man

>>726980110
Wow thats really fucked up

>>726980014

did she die tho?

>>726980152
kek i missed this one bout 2 years

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>>726980604

before school children would make a separate thread for gore and rekt,
but now its added willy nilly everywhere, cause we was kidz

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>>726979773
Lol

>>726980743
what

>>726980110
He looks so unconcerned, even fearless that he's about to get fuckin domed

>>726980110
is, is, baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

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>>726981349
Fucking normie shit, bad joke
Boooo

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>>726980911
>>726981099

>>726981349
>>726980110

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>>726981852

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>>726981918

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>>726981978

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>>726982027

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>>726982139

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>>726982197

>>726982250
if that's wild honey i'm impressed how he found that big amount on one branch. normally there are larvas all over mixed in

>>726981952
when you see the man in boxers sneak up behind him...

>>726981918
why are they eating grass. It seems to be a school or something so i assume it is some kind of group participation activity.

>>726981099
he has been beaten up. he's groggy

>>726981852
how the fuck did he not get caught doing that? my fucking luck they would've fuckin' looked over their shoulder and catch me holding my hand up like an idiot

>>726982773
fuck, that dude got more wrecked than I expected him to. did the guy throw the drum at him or did it just slip or something?

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>>726981852
>>726981918
>>726981978
>>726982027
>>726982139
>>726982197
>>726982329
I can post whites doing stupid shit to dog fucker

>>726983077
sauce?

>>726981099
thats because guns take very little emotional trauma to use, its not like your bludgeoning someone to death / shanking, its pulling a little pussy trigger

>>726980743
yep she did

>>726983276
fuck.

i'd make sweet love with the earth soon as I got down if that were me

>>726982684
Come on motherfucker, this is /b/, that shit was supposed to fly into the WTC

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>>726983453
Kek it made my stomach turn watching it.

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>>726983523

>>726982772
>why are they eating grass. It seems to be a school or something so i assume it is some kind of group participation activity.

cuz they're brainless apes

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>>726982441

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>>726983523

>>726980152
bunch of sluts training for dick

>>726980110
At least teach the kid trigger discipline..

>>726982197
i found the zoophile.

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>>726983786

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>>726982772
>why are they eating grass.

>Lawn again Christians: South African preacher makes congregation eat GRASS to 'be closer to God'

>A South African preacher made his congregation eat grass to 'be closer to God' before stamping on them.

>Under the instruction of Pastor Lesego Daniel of Rabboni Centre Ministries dozens of followers dropped to the floor to eat the grass at his ministry in Garankuwa, north of Pretoria after being told it will 'bring them closer to God.'

>His controversial methods have drawn criticism from thousands of people although members of his congregation swear by his methods - he is said to have claimed that humans can eat anything to feed their bodies and survive on whatever they choose to eat.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2537053/Lawn-Christians-South-African-preacher-makes-congregation-eat-GRASS-closer-God.html

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>>726984012
He's seen some shit.

>>726983523
underage b8

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>>726984092
I don't trust black preachers anymore

>>726980110
Fake and gay

>>726984642
That little fucker is just showing off.

>>726984642
well, that's it. I've officially seen everything.

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Name the game fags

>>726984642
evolution, its b-e-a-utiful

>>726981978

white priviledge

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would /b/ fuck it?

>>726980110
in the opening scene before he gets shot, what are those red strings/ribbons hanging from his hair?

>>726980152
Literally kek'd

>>726983276
dont be sad that niggers are just fucking retarded

>>726985278
thats fucking nasty and fuck NO

>>726985107
what is this?

>>726981142
lol that fucking sign right off to the right.

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>>726985278
MMMM..., extra thicc

>>726983276
Would suck dick , not even gay.
Fucking insane.

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>>726983077
Sauce please

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>>726984091

>>726983331
>>726986138
this is what you wanted, don't forget that. You asked for this

Elite Yankee Saburo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG2vTUPYZrA

>>726985278
Hell yes

>>726979773
Lost

>>726984394
Is that bug spray?

>>726985632
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibbs_phenomenon

>>726985278
>would you fuck a beanbag chair
what do you take me for? a retard?

>>726984091
whoa savage

>>726984803
Resident Evil,PS1. Barry Burton.

>>726983276
dude i would piss my pants if i had to do that, like 10 times over. not even gay but i would suck dick. balls of steel

>>726990170
who dis bitch

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>>726990170
Cute

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>>726990170
>>726990310
q t's n deed

>>726985278
name?

>>726990495
is that a tranny?

>>726985278
No. I'd harpoon it.

>>726984278
The fuck is going on here?

>>726990495
white people

>>726982772
Gee, where would there be a school with exclusively black students AND all the students are totally okay with eating fucking grass?

>>726990582
id fuck that tranny if she got a sex reassignment.

>>726983786
This is very sad. Someone please tell me the live bird is trying to eat the dead one and not that it's desperately trying to spend every last possible second with its dead loved one.

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>>726990825

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>>726978251
>>726990822

>>726983810
wow, did you come up with that all by yourself?

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>>726990824

>>726979665
cool

>>726983786
my parakeet passed away last year.
Bird was a good bird.

>>726991174
rip in peace good bird

>>726978251
I thought you said non porno.....

>>726990637
dad legit terrified his kid.

also:
>the origins of bob the builder
>and on that day bob decided he would only build, and never destory. but such a life lacks the baance of a normal person, which is why he started to hallucinate his machines having personalities.

>>726983276
>can't into grammar
>gets buttmad about making fun of niggers
Gee

>>726984394
I doughnut understand

>>726980110
Isis has some good camera crews

>>726979732
now that's my kinda girl. fuck!!!

>>726990750
>tfw that bro becomes a cyborg soldier.
>myw cyborgs become a thing

>>726990824

story?

>>726982427
>normally there are larvas all over mixed in
you don't seem to know how honey works
storage cells are in different sectors than ones with larva
people don't extract honey from cells with larva

>>726990453
This is like textbook adorable.

>>726983276
mhm nignog

>>726990582
Emma roberts

>>726984803
resident evil fag

>>726982441
>>726983776
Kek

>>726982514
Hardcore man.

>>726983276
Fuck that bro. I would never.

>>726983661
Classic.

>>726990824
keep in that relationship indefinitely and the white babe will become black from all the bruises.

>>726991526
damn its a fucking celebrity. i wanna fuck her. like bad.

>>726983276
>I can post whites doing stupid shit to dog fucker
>stupid shit
>not disturbing anyone else with their shit
>actually impressive and cool instead of just retarded

>>726984784
No you haven't dude. Been here for a long time and there is always something new.

>>726990825
It is trying to eat it's saliva, it's does not give a fuck that it's dead

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>>726983276
At least whites are human nigger boy

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>>726991697

>>726990453
10/10 would marry

>>726990825
the bird thinks the other bird is still alive.
dont athropomorphise the bird, dont project your thughts onto the bird. the bird is not human and lacks humanity. it associated the bird with sex and food, so it is attached to the bird like a kid to their candy.

>>726979773
The thread is non-porn, dufuss...

>>726991567
>>726983661
I always hear DKC jungle hijinks when I watch it

>>726983276
I do this. I wear a harness, and usually spend a few hours up there.

>>726987549
yes, apparently he's shooting bug spray on the left shoulder to drive away the devil living on it

>>726991950
how do you get permission. i wanna know bad.

>>726991213
>
On duty Brazil cops. Damn

>>726991088
if the spine snaps ther is a chance it will cause instantaneous brain death.

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>>726983269
Fuck the police!

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>>726983276
Would lick donkey balls first...

>>726992189
he became a veggie anyway. i honestly dont know how but how his body reacted its like it hit a nerve of the spine or something.

>>726992229
this one always makes me lol, what a pathetic way to die!

>>726990263
>who is this bitch?
>t. i wish i could have sex with a woman

>>726990310
mass effect andromeda?

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>>726982593
>drumpf poster
That needs to be a bannable offense

>>726990907
This could happen to you.

>>726985278
>>726985278
slim thicc

>>726983397

fake and gay

>>726992277
nice trip dubs m8

>>726992277
made me hard. this is pornographic.

>>726992189
not really, only paralysis

the only instantaneous way to die with a spine injury is cardiac arrest

>>726991844
Explain

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>>726983776
How YOU doin', hotstuff?

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>>726992470

>Posting on the site that won Donald the election.

Get fucked faggot.

>>726982250
I wanna chew that wax.

>>726992229
>fuck off
nice dumbass way to show butthurt

>>726991894
so? Thats what we do anyway, we just put it under words like "love" and "caring"

>>726992877
even tho this is from 9gag this made me piss my pants.

>>726985489
thats blood dripping out of his head

>>726985656
Yeah if only it were bigger and more noticeable.

>>726983661
The gods truly are crazy.

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>>726978251

>>726985017
human females are inferior to human males

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>>726985278
Did she sneak into the kraby patty vault?

>>726984012
I work with somebody that does that. You'll be talking to her and her eyes glaze over.

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>>726990310
isnt that the ugly bitch from gametrailers?

>>726992738
death by hanging works becase it snaps the 3'rd disk beneath the spine-cranium junction, thus preventing never signals from reahing the lungs or heart.

>>726992056

this is bogota colombia. 19th av and 134th.

>>726982027
fake as fuck

>>726992354
you wont be loling when it happens to you anon.

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screw you you cant tell me what to do

PORN FOR EVERYONE!

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>>726980152
fucking kek that one got me

>>726993758
>reply or your mother dies
>shiggy

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>>726990824
Im actually glad that bitch got
enriched hard, she was an antigun liberal that went full NRA after the attack

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>>726992189
>>726992738

>>726985278
Ladies and gents.

https://www.instagram.com/love.randalin/?hl=en

Enjoy that T H I C C ASS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A_h2AjJaMw

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>>726992189
>>726992738
>>726991088
>>726993994

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>>726992470
stay mad

>>726990824
Only after I watched for the 3rd time I noticed there was a kid watching tv

Fucking niggers

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>>726992470
I'm op and I posted it. Now gtfo of my thread.

>>726979773
KEK!
Is it backward/reverse or is it for real???

>>726981142
>Food distribution excellence

>>726993892
unlike the white man, niggers own up to their greed instead of being all passive aggressive about it.

>>726993758
GIGGITY

>>726991213
wtf story?

>>726985278
i believe this is what happens after getting molested
because this is what happens when you're very thin and hot, and then VERY quickly start gorging on tubs of pure lard, but you also work out probably

>>726992017
>how do you get permission
Maybe he is the guy that repairs those things

>>726994354
backwards. still fucking funny.

>>726994215
kid was covering their face with a pillow.
It's a tactic i used when my parents fought.

>>726993420
This

>>726993420
Not Bogota, Cali

>>726993047
lost

>>726994732
wouldnt that defeat the purpose of repairing it? whats the point of repairing it if your going to break it more.

>>726994255
original?

>>726990768
fruitsalad.webm

>>726980014
missed chances

>rektscalator

>>726990180
nasa should ffwd all their videos
they'd get more funding

>>726980110
Just libs doing they thang

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>>726994255
Fuck off you retard, Im OP

>>726990750
Well DUHHHH he's like 70lbs lighter!

>>726990495
too hipster

>>726990675
good to know you are not color blind. A dip shit stuck in a 80s stand up show/sitcome but not color blind

>>726993663
we dont deserve dogs

>>726993758

>>726991402
american history

>>726978251
Hah, she deserved it for petting that river cow

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>>726995210
But I did my homework

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>>726983276
lol butthurt fag, we know whites do dumb shit we just dont care. I mean why the fuck do you care that people post black people doing dumb shit.... wait are you one of those tards?

>>726980110
Awwah Akbawh!

>>726993892
Atleast he closed the register

>>726994712
Gunmen killing a guy, cops react.

>>726991213
good. those two bike thugs were killers. notice at the start where one of the pair shoots at the solo bike guy? good riddance.

>>726982139
lol, mckees rocks, Pennsylvania

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>>726995518
At least he got 30 years in goverment run nigger housing
http://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2014/11/21/boost-mobile-robber-gets-years/19353189/

>>726990310
Elyse <3

>>726990822
Story on fishbulb?

>>726982139
the REAL question is, why is that woman naked the whole time, and why does nobody seem to care?

>>726995723
he got 30 years, he will be out in two and ready to commit felony number 45

>>726995029
Everytime i see a vid like this my temples start to hurt

>>726993758
rip

>>726995851
they are called Niggers.

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>>726995793
nerve gas leak

>>726995029
i saw it many times but story?

>>726995851
you should get your eyes checked, there is no naked woman in that video.

>>726994649
...who is the one releasing videos of them getting pwnd?

>>726996038
did he die?

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>>726996157
no, his eternal organs didnt got injured

>>726996316
makes sense.

>>726993758
dick

>>726995723
"won't allow herself to be bitter"
AKA
"I still want to fuck blacks."

>>726996038
Wonder if the truck just drove the rest of the way to its destination with his corpse hanging off the back.

>>726991230
go back to tumblr u faggot no1 wants to hear your made up bullshit stories here.

>>726990822
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

>>726984278
broke its neck. People never understand this.

>>726983397
>Entire shelf bowls over before he hits it

>>726994649
that infamous nerve gas laser canon

>>726984642
honestly i would kick my dog if i saw him do that. It's way too embarrassing to have that happen in public

>>726984561

Haha well paused friend

>>726990453
What the fuck is this stupid shit

>>726990750
They look fit. How can't they not make a single pull up?

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>>726993420
>why do colombians have to point out that everything that happens in that shithole place happens there?
ugh

>>726984278
hamsters aren't like dogs, you cant play with them like that. hes probably given up knowing his owner is a dick,

>>726991098
The worst part is that this is true

>>726990824
wow sad, didn't even notice the kid at first

>>726990824
Black lives still matter...

>>726990637
I feel like that would fuck you up a bit mentally

>>726991164
was he turn in to a cartoon character

>>726995975
He'll probably be out in 10.
Stupid nigger could've gotten off easy if he didn't punch them in the face.

>>726996654
oh jeez

>>726991060
lel

>>726993758
fag

>>726991164
is this real or not? the face looks fake to me but then again I never saw an actual face do this...

>>726991098
That's a stereotype anon. You're just jealous because niggers fuck white women you can't have.

>>726997396
honestly it looks too goofy to take seriously.

>>726993047
lol

>>726996115
brazil+prison=stab

>>726993892
fuck you gunfag

>>726980014
stop button in the middle like all escalators. Those people's inability to think quickly killed her. This is why I think humanity is retarded and ultimately doomed.

>>726984803
barry duh.

>>726990750
I've seen 10 year old boys do better than those silly cows.Pathetic.

>>726997691
NOPE

>>726995445
ok friend

>>726990453
I hate this shit

>>726982493
I all at once understand the root of the word "cocky"

>>726984091
*90% of /b/ keks*

>>726993354
>ugly

>>726993550
sadly black people are real

>>726983397
Isnt this shit like Icarly or somthin

>>726990822
god damn! Story

>>726997794
found the pedo.

>>726997396
I like these threads until the racist dipshits like you show up.

>>726998068
Demonic possession. Caught on camera. God is real.

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>>726985278

>>726998087
>only one pedo
>on /b/

kek

>>726998123
fuck off! Google reverse gave me nothing

>>726990768
Blues Brothers

>>726990824
Libs allow this shit, it's literally their fault.

>>726983397
That fucking movie sucked dick.