YLYL thread -

>>726977267
Painfully unfunny.

Anyone have the green text of the naked cowboy with the erection sneaking up behind the kids

>>726977432
You're simply wrong.

only 4 posts and this thread is already shit

>>726977432
Yup, op is retarded

>>726977832
The image is actually exhibited for a very specific type of audience with an extremely developed, complex and sensitive sense of humour which you and your friend >>726977432
will never develop in a hundred lifetimes.

>>726977307
lost

>>726978411
Lost, not so funny maybe, but ive seen the show.

>>726979490
this is epic

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>>726979490
Lost really hard. I don't lose very often.

>>726980133
Just kill yourself

>>726980133
Jesus haven't seen this for years

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>>726979490
Jew finger circle of approval. Kek

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Okay, /b/...
My sister (she's 18) came home with her boyfriend about an hour ago. Both plastered out of their minds, they struggled to even make it through the corridor of the house to her room (which happens to be right next to mine).
So, after about ten minutes I can clearly hear them fucking. It's some hot, steamy shit going in there, I can tell by the moaning. Thankfully, my parents are out of town for the weekend. God forbid they should witness their lovely daughter acting all hedonistic like this.
Anyway, shit dies down after about forty minutes. I then hear her boyfriend's creepy snore. It's like Jack Nicholson exhaling smoke through his belly, get the idea? So, being the dirty little pervert that I am (and because I forgot my iPod in her room), I sneak inside and can see them both still on top of each other, sleeping like angels in the light of the lamp. As I come closer, I notice something on my sister's cheek. It's cum, and it's LOADS of it.
If this thread gets over 100 posts, I swear on my grandmother's holy spirit that I'll go fetch the camera, snap a picture and deliver.

>>726980133
That was the opposite of funny.

>>726980747
Hey granma

contribute you faggots i want to kek

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>>726980747
I don't get this one

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>>726979490

>>726981059
don't get it, but still keked at
>the french surrender

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>>726982024

>>726978044
lost, fuck

>>726982024
Das heutige MG3 hat nur eine Kadenz von 1200 Schuss/min .

>>726977862
Inhale helium, please.

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>>726980133
Jesus that's an old gif

>>726980720
lost

>>726977307
wow... theyre some nice feet!

>>726978956
I don't know why I fucking love this shit so much

>>726980747
have an upboat lel

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>>726977726

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>>726983710

>>726982664
She didnt even get through Turkey

>>726984629
LEL

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>>726977307

>>726980747
Just post it.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c

>>726979565
ok

>>726980133
epic

>>726978956
water bear ftw

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>>726985321
it's pasta you dumbass

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>>726985900

>>726978044
Lost

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>>726977307

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>>726986302
wat

>>726986156
trolls trolling trolls, as always, matey

>inb4 I know and I have trolled you
not really

>>726986396
take your fur fag ass someplace else homeboy; i mean furboy

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>>726986492

>>726980747
how many posts we are in

>>726986843
stop being a newfag
it's an old copypasta
geez retarded piece of shit you are

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>>726981306

>>726978254
kek is that a fuckin shindlers list reference

>>726986948
Ha!
I have trolled you!

>>726986948
Oh shit. It hit the fan.

>>726983710

>>726986948
i'm jew

.>>726987040
SUUUUREE

>>726987130
oh sorry

>>726981632
Lold

>>726981632
>include me in the screencap

>>726979490

The only time I've ever actually laughed in one of these thread. Nice work anon.

>>726986799
is this true?

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>>726980133
Be careful with that gif, son, it's an antique.

>>726980720
Lost hard

>>726982024
sorry, i don't speak nazi

>>726981589
top kek. mushi mushi mushi mushi jajaja.

>>726980747
stale pasta from years ago

Sometimes when I have to shit real bad.
I'll sit on the toilet and in my best "Ralph" voice from ed edd and eddy I'll say
>behold
And then I'll let it rip

>>726988064
all my wut

>>726987371
yeah, it was disgusting

>>726987133
>>726987754
lol

>>726978187
Oh you fcking idiot, that legit cracked me up.

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>>726988623

>>726988876
Shit meant for >>726988684

>>726987020
Niggas be like!

>>726979794
lost. wow.

>>726977307
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, I HATE YOU. I FUCKING HATE YOU. ITS NOT FUNNY AT ALL, HOW THE FUCK IS THIS FUNNY, FAG. DIE.

>>726988033
sauce on this so i can troll the fuck outta the dog blower

>>726987371
Was it on CNN?

>>726979794
holy shit, kek.

>we dont have a monkey, lets just use this nigger

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>>726987040
you should not be alive
you should be exterminated. faggot
I am not even mad.

>>726989405 idk
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/149589104168939520?lang=en

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embrace the banana

>>726979794
Wow

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>>726977267
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."

It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.

I lost two things that night.

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You will lose

>>726989910
hahah, great pic

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xD

>>726990242
Thanks Lori.

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>>726990377

>>726990524
Anon, haha. Where did you find this one?!

>>726990377
Checked

>>726983358
Lost

>>726990696
Oh just somewhere online haha. Thanks for joining us tonight Bill!

>>726982420
sorry ladies and white knights but she deserved that.

>>726977955
Where'd you find this one?

>>726990844
Don't think anyone's going to disagree with you there, mane.

>>726990832
Anon: I really, really, really like this image.

Bruh rip
https://youtu.be/uUqhFRwF_ro

>>726978187
ffs lost holy shit

>>726979490
Fucking lost and saved

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>>726990942
Save it! It's all yours my friend :)

>>726979490
Lost

>>726991127
hahah,great pic

>>726981392
i fucking lost

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Wacky Hijinks ensue!

>>726982664
>googled her name

lost due to irony overload.
i love reading about shit like that.

>>726990377
motherfucker

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>>726978044

>>726988028
"Wustersher"
Not too hard tbqh

>>726990377
Asdf

>>726982664
wow, actually looked that up. pretty sad

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>>726982024

>>726979565
nice

>>726989101
lost.
anyone know the story to that gif?
she genuinely looked disturbed that she got spooged on so i'm guessing it wasn't a porn set.

>>726982342
Wow...just bingewatched his videos

>>726980133
Sweet lord, I used to think it's funny

>>726979490
I very rarely lose, but I'm losing hard now.

>>726982664
Like hitchhiking through the US could very easily get you raped or worse, I can't even imagine trying to do this is the Middle East. So incredibly stupid of her but it is still sad.

>>726989423
Kek'd harder than I did at the picture.

>>726977955
lost

>>726992035
How the fuck is that sad? Kill yourself and release us from your stupidity.

>>726990377
Tis Nigger right here

>>726980747
Okay, faggot.

>>726992459

Pretty sure this is a pornpros.com video. It's a fake dick.

>>726992105
lost

>>726993005

If anyone finds the sauce on this, I would like to know about this too.

>>726992993
Shut the fuck up bitch. If you wouldnt be hiding behind a pc id fucking stab you to death

>>726977862
Nice iFunny-tier meme.

>>726981632
How did no one make a Gaston reference worthy of the screencap?

>>726993005
oh. thanks. i really only found it funny when she tried to get the dude with her drink as if that would somehow make a difference.

>>726977307
Great feet.

>>726990377
FUCKING NEWFAGS

>>726977267
If you didn't know, you will now http://www.ipanon.com

>>726977307
nice feet

>>726979817
any source, those girls actually look cute

>>726987177
Sauce for the last one?

>>726980747
bump

>>726986565
is this a pic of a room filled with people who love you?

>>726993152

http://www.xvideos.com/video631683/young_bitches_cum_sprayed_


Got you anon

>>726993486

http://www.xvideos.com/video631683/young_bitches_cum_sprayed_

>>726989101
Oh come on she was probably gonna suck every cock on the premises anyway

>>726980259
Sauce?

>>726994271
Fantastic My Good Sir

>>726980720
my sides are in orbit

>>726990377
As much as I dislike her.. Okay.

>>726990377
Not risking it

>>726990377
motherfucker

>>726990377
Fuk u

>>726989101
holy shit, lucky bastard, she could have punched his balls

>>726995197
Don't talk bad about your mom faggot. You tore up her vagina and proceeded to ruin her life... and you are going to talk shit about her?

>>726996201
He couldn't have. I'd already torn it up before he was born.

>>726981919
too soon

>>726981306
IT'S NO SURPRISE TO ME
I AM MY OWN WORST ENEMY

▲
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>>726980747
How much posts we got?

>>726977307
>23.jpg
is..is it the same person posting this every day every single time?

>>726984629
>she didnt even make it through turkey
LOL i fucking lost to THIS
sooo true..

>>726982342
/k/ gives dating advice

>>726982024
speak american nazi faggot

>>726990377
fuk u

>>726982342
Im from rock island,illinois.

>>726987371
Yeah you can see them nips clear as day in the picture.

>>726978254
is that a jojo reference?

>>726985522
>become the Ocean Man
lost

>>726980747
wrong thread moron. make your own if you are gonna bait with copy pasta like that.

>>726990377
eat shit and die nigger

Trump did nothing wrong

>>726977267
jej

>>727000000

nice get faggot

>>726980720
fuck
lost

>>726977267
what's that shot trump when he was a teenager in russia?

>>726990377
Fuck you

>>726986661
WHAT THE FUCK I WROTE THAT

>>726990844
She deserved a pointy toed cowboy boot right up her asshole.

>>726983710
´lost again

>>726981632
Lost hard

>>726981059
>frech surrenders keked i lost

>>726979490
Okay I legit lost, great post.

>>726990208
lost hard
my sides are in orbit anon

>>726990377
nice meme

>>726980133
It was funny when it came out. The internet has changed since then though.

>>726990377
A bleached asshole would be a better sight than this post