Dick rate thread

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8./10

>>726973940
Jesus 10/10

>>726973940
3/10

>>726974143
2/10

>>726973940
Too long to be useful. Anything over 8 is a waste and 7-8 is questionable.

Source: femanon.

>>726974842
post yours, fagge

>>726975029
i'm femanon

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>>726975012

>>726975278
U wish that were true. Pencil dick.

>>726975171
Reeee out out out

>>726975012
It dosnt really matter if its long. I just get less plesure but for the girl its the same...

>>726975296
How does this even happen?

>>726973940
does your mom know you put your dick on her wine bottles?

>>726975414
just because you dress like a girl and have sissy fantasies doesn't make you a femanon. Go start a trap thread faggot.

>>726975660
Nah

>>726975460
Wrong. If the pelvis can't touch it doesn't feel as good for us. Plus thickness is better than length as long as it's over 6. At least for me.

No better feeling than getting deep dicked by a guy decently but not too long thick dick and his balls are swinging into the clit.

>>726975808
nice

>>726975863
Thats like your opinon. My gf loves it. Atleast she says she does hahah :(

>>726976053
We tell guys what they want to hear in a relationship. Guys egos are very fragile, and it's tied too, often, to their dicks.

>>726975863
Spoken like a true man imagining he had a clitoris

>>726976209
True. Im just gonna fucking kill myself anyway so nothing matters

>>726976494
Relax anon.

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>>726973940
Try it with a toilet paper roll

>>726976579
Its about 3 times the size.

>>726973940
this is intoxicating/10

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>>726973940
9/10 too big
>>726974143
6/10 too flaccid
>>726976579
3/10 too small

Can I get a couple rates? Nobody ever rates just posts pics.

>>726976780
would like to see it tho

>>726973940
What type of Wine is that, Friend?

>>726977061
Looks like what you imagine a penis to look like. Its nice. Pretty big you too

>>726973940
If you want a pat on the back for a large wanker you got it. But that fact isn't in anyway indicative that sex with you would actually be enjoyable.

>>726977358
I would quite enjoy it

>>726977712
Were you from ;)

dick rating discord

enter at own discretion, you guy have pretty small dicks in comparison. keep your ego in check or we ban

https://discord.gg/bp44v4s

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>>726977160
Dunno sum gay shit

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R8?

>>726978054
Well its small. But some like that too. Looks nice.

>>726978147
Ever since being on meds i cant get fully erect anymore. Shit sucks.

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>>726978430

>>726978396
What kind of meds man ? sucks....

>>726978430
Nice love me some forskin

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rate mine homos

>>726977849
germany :<

>>726978586
8/10

>>726978508
Anti sads. Can't get erect and can't sensitivity is gone. Sex is a nightmare now. Gf gets it but boy does the ego take a hit when you go soft during.

>>726978586
Fuck your life looks pathetic/10

6.5/10 dick

>>726978780
just moved in, means my GF fucking too often to clean. lifesgood.

>>726978969
Why you hiding your pea sized balls anon?

>>726978752
Thats like the main reason i stoped taking anti depp. Up side i have a big cock. down side want to die.

>>726978904
lol that's well settled debris and grime my friend. Don't bullshit. Also your fat as fuck and playing gta. Sad.
>gf
Pics or it didn't happen

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>>726973940
2/10, way too small
>>726974143
is that a clit?
>>726975140
>>726976579
>>726976888
>>726977061
>>726978054
>>726978430
>>726978535
>>726978586
>>726978969
t.dicklets

>>726979150
why you so mad at life tho?

>>726979196
writing an essay w that pencil?

>>726979196
haha. timestump or gtfo

>>726979196
Gross lol

>>726975012
you know the rules

>>726979335
Top kek

>>726979196
That looks like God's most recent mistake. Legitimately weird dick, however impressive.

>>726979108
Man I should just stop using this picture.

IT WAS THE GIRL EVERYONE SHE JUST LIKED IT WHEN I GRABBED MY BALLS PLEASE HAVE MERCY

>>726979115
I take them for anger. Usually 6 to 6.5 depending on the day but my fuse is non existent. So small dick but i dont hulk out.
Not sure if better.

>>726979278
>pointing out obvious fact
>pointing out obvious lies
>mad
No man just stating fact.

>>726979196
Chicks may as well fuck themselves with the ruler

>>726979619
You should post another one then (^:

>>726979619
>implying you have balls
Kek

>>726979335
Fucking kek'd

>>726979335
>>726979358
>>726979525
>>726979785
Lol found the micropenises.
FACT: you have to be at least 9.5" to pleasure a girl

>>726979335
Fucking KEK

>>726979837
Mercy please I beg you. I have totally normal sized balls even if the left one is a little bigger

>>726980175
Why is your dick green ? nice head tho.
7/10

>>726980278
he put it in the wrong hole

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>>726980066

>>726980175
Gross looking tbh

>>726980248
Kek, take another pic. Lets see those raisins

>>726978620
Shit we pretty close wanna fuk.

>>726980175
Nasty/10

>>726979196
Literally the only acceptable dick in this thread

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R8

>>726980808
Lets see your dick than stud

>>726980692
sure, give me your myspace
( no but for real - im down )

>>726981116
Stop being gay

>>726981069
9/10

>>726981116
>myspace in 2017
Tf did you just get out of prison from a long bid?

>>726980562
I legit only have two pictures I post in here both were for her both have the cheeky ball grab.


I wont promise to take another one because my balls are very hairy and I'm self conscious. But I'll try.


If I don't like the photo I take I'm not posting it and you can all just call me raisin nuts for the rest of the thread.

>>726981271
tf did u not get an obvious joke?

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heres the other picture that was for her

I really don't know why she liked it when I did that but I love her so egh

>>726981313
dont be shy.
pubes haven't killed anyone yet.

>>726981313
Ill be waiting raisin nuts.

>>726981269
9.10 Thanks dad.

>>726981432
Nope, mustve missed out.

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>>726981583
7/10 R8

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Balls out 4 raisn nuts

>>726982152
Weird head, wouldnt swallow
3.5/10
my god you guys are turning me into a faggot. Im going to leave and see my girlfriend.

>>726982278
M E R C Y

>>726982278
I rate 10/10 for the kek

>>726982278
wtf is that dildo? the washington monument?

>>726982278
Much better

>>726982403
No such thing as mercy for people with hairy raisin nuts.

>>726982659
That looks like my skinny ass forearm
Good job..I guess

Basically everyone in this thread has a baby dick

>>726982584
Its a Egyptian obelisk. If the Washington memorial was a nigg.

>>726982902
Whip out big boy.

>>726980175
>green
>glan fusion
>warts

Why are you even alive?

>>726982792
Jesus, get some Shea butter or coconut oil on that cock. It looks like a piece of old beef jerky.

>>726983282
>>726982278
>>726982152
>>726981069
>>726980175
>>726979196
>>726978586
>>726973940
All 10/10
I've got nudes I want someone to cock tribute
Post Kik if interested

>>726983181
Why not mine ? ;( (op)

>>726983500
Kik banned me. Like last fuckin week.

>>726983620
way too small

>>726983181
I mean, I wouldnt let you ride my dick in the first place but whats wrong with my dick? :(

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>>726983633
Yeah I got banned for three days for posting Kik name

>>726983749
>>726983500
Nice. You too, Kik?

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>>726983851
>>726983851
Another view

>>726983851
>7.5
awh how cute

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>>726973940
I like the curve 8/10

>>726983633
Wtf how can you get banned from Kik?

>>726983181
Ayyy I feel special

Ayyy raisin nuts you still in this thread? Or did you kill yourself

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>>726983944
I revived like 10 consecutive 12hr bans then it never let me get back in.

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>>726983500
kik = lokatdisdud

>>726979196
10/10
Would let you blow a load inside me no condom at all

>>726984229
were u sending dick pics to random girls or something?

>>726984333
I was doing a bunch of shit.

>>726984320
Sorry, I'm not gay, in fact, I have yellow fever, so only Asians need apply.

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>>726984333

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>>726983935
> 7.5
> awh how cute
Doesn't post his own, so critiquing others is only option

>>726984558
lol butthurt dicklet. sorry bro, insulting me won't remedy your micropenis

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>>726973940

>>726973940
The Head is ugly and too small in porportion to the length.

>>726983851
Goldidick

>>726984746
haha nice.

>>726984752
has a girl ever said to you "is it in yet?"

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>>726984670
> Lol
Yep spotted the real faggot here

>>726984493
>having a cock that nice
>not being able to be railed by it
>what a cruel world

>>726984879
is baby dick still talking?

>>726973940
Post more of that huge monster please

>>726984897
shit nigga, in 10 years VR will be there, don't sweat it

>>726985043
sure just a sec

>>726984999
Post penis.

>>726985126
I don't want to embarrass you any further, I feel kind of bad for you considering your condition.

>>726984853
20 cm cock. Never mate

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>>726985043

>>726985320
Dont know why its all yellow lol

>>726985268
I just wanna see your cock bro. Why the hate.

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>>726984999
You still commenting on cocks that you envy? You can keep doing B8 if it makes your miserable life any better

>>726980066
Haha, you sound like a virgin.At least like a high school boy. STFU and go back to jerking off and Xbox.

>>726985277
>>726984857

that cock is no more than 14cm, sorry anon pics dont lie.

>>726985268
I didn't ask you, that was other Anon. Yea please don't embarrass us, leave your tiny dick out of this

>>726985437
>>726985452
lol so insecure. You guys can always get surgery for an extra couple inches if you're so worried about it.

>>726978480
smegma

>>726985491
Its a fact.

>>726973940
Jesus Christ you lucky faggot

>>726985513
No lies.Feel free to think your way

>>726973940
That is one nasty ass looking dick

>>726980808
Acceptable for what? Because if you are not in porn that thing is useless. This fucker will never know the pleasure of pounding balls deep.

>>726985601
I think you got me mixed up w someone else. I just wanna see your dick no strings attached.

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>>726985601
Never said I was ? Jeez you fucking blow at trying B8 , go back to retard school and then try again

>>726985513
its 7 inches and a half :(

>>726985320
I love you
Like really, I'm in love with you
I'd actually drop everything right now just to be yours
I'd love you forever OP
Pls give me a chance

>>726985857
Sure, were you from ?

>>726982902
Haha the expert on dicks has spoken, /b/.

>>726985857
Yng luv

The fuck is wrong with all your dicks?! Most look like they've been smashed with a meat cleaver or gnawed on by a fucking deer. Should be ashamed to get those bendy diseased things out.

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>>726986022
> Haha
Summer is almost here

>>726984670
Yeah, too bad the rest of you is an asshole, otherwise you would be somewhere with a real person to love you instead of posting your dick to dudes on the internet.

>>726979196
that isn't real. that is shopped
I'm a gay married fag, and I love cock.
it's just all wrong. you really messed up on the scar editing. and at the base, the hairline repeating.

>>726986264
who's in the background there?
Also watch out, there's a bunch of baby dick white boys in this thread that are going to attack you out of jealousy.

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R8 pleSe

>>726986269
You're trying really hard at this point

>>726980175
Ur dick looks tired like it it's a middle aged guy that had to walk home drunk

>>726986264
You doing tributes?

>>726985320
Damn thank you

Not gay or anything but that's a fucking nice huge cock

Have more?

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>>726985651
It may be a fact if you like to fuck donkeys, but the majority of women out there dont need that much. If you think this is true it only highlights your lack of experience with women.

>>726973940
>>726979196
so many pencil dicks

>>726986365
Would you suggest creating a layer the shape of the dick then using stamp tool then? getting rid of stretch marks after using liquify is nearly impossible, I have to use noise reduction on maximum strength about 2-3 times, and even then i still have to spot reduce a few stray pixels.

>>726973940
kik?

>>726986816
fucking pencil dick lmao

>>726986816
what the fuck

>>726986816
Dat girth

>>726985982
It doesn't matter where I'm from
It's where WE'RE going
And that's lifelong romantic matrimonial splendor <3 <3 <3

>>726986816
moar

>>726986754
11/10, you won the thread.

>>726983620
haha micro dick alert

>>726973940

I had no idea they made wine bottles that small.

>>726987298
hahah

>>726986816
Hahahah omg dude wtf happened??!

>>726984282
Check ur kik

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>>726986816

>>726985699
>>726985839

This is not about me. Why do insecure guys feel the need to lie about their size, even when they post a photo where you can see that it's actually below average?

Just accept you have a smaller penis, anon. I don't care

>>726987706
post ur then micro dick

>>726978586
Can I see your watch??

>>726973940
Crooked pencil. Gross

>>726985320
moar

>>726973940
Heads a bit small, but the girth def makes up for it imo. 8/10

>>726987939

Kek, I've never seen someone as delusional and jealous as you before.

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>>726987594
Haven't laughed that hard in fucking MONTHS!

>>726973940
That just looks uncomfortable/10

>>726988211
I'd be uncomfortable having such a small dick as well

>>726988136
Butthurt much?

>>726988293
You are really trying too hard.

>>726973940
do you think that's big or something?

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>>726988644
Who said i did ?

>>726973940
Captain hook, is it you?

>>726988807
What the fuck is wrong with your dick? 0/10

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>>726985320
I would appreciate very much if you could tell me how big your penis is.

Length and girth if you can, please.

Thank you

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Weiner

>>726973940
Way too big/10

>>726983851
>>726983910

what girth do you have dude?

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>>726989362
around 8.5 length.
6 around :)

>>726988864
I wanna suck it so bad

>>726989311
nice shape and girth, how long?

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well, I am joining this dick rate thread

>>726989747
Can you show us a picture of you measuring it with tape or ruler?

>>726990343
bend it like beckham/10

>>726985320
>>726986816

LOL second one took all the girth from the first one. Pencil dick and sumo dick best friends.

>>726984752
what girth?

>>726990142

Around 7", the head has given me lots of troubles with femanons though

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>>726985320
>>726990518

HAHAHA pencil and sumo dick. meme plz

>>726990403
top kek

>>726975012
lmao

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>>726990939
4/10

>>726990343
3/10

5/10

>>726989672
4/10

>>726989577
6/10, could be higher if you shaved

>>726991632
2/10, small as fuck

>>726990939
what girth do you have?

>>726991632
length/girth?

>>726991941
7.5/6

>>726991985
you have a very nice cock but no way that's 6 inch girth, maybe 5.6 - am i right? can you post a picture?

>>726991632
What a beautiful cock! Would like to watch my gf suck it.

>>726992296
I don't have a tape measure that I can use for measuring girth anymore, but you're probably right because I didn't know what the fuck I was doing when I did it.

>>726992341
Location?

>>726992341
kill yourself cuck

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>>726992498
use a piece of string or paper and then put the string or paper on a ruler - my guess is 5.5 inch girth

>>726989672
who posts in a dick rate thread with clogged pores on their dick. jesus man. get that shit out.

>>726992648
I will when I get hard. I just plugged some X, so it shouldn't be too long

>>726992498
montreal

>>726992706
alright, waiting

>>726991889
Don't know, and don't have access to a ruler atm

how to gain girth

>>726993085
see >>726992648

>>726993139
you can't, use a cocksleeve

>>726993261
I know how to measure, I just don't have a ruler with me

>>726991632
5/10, but a pretty neat cock

>>726993351
ok

>>726973940
If you didn't know, you will now http://www.ipanon.com

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R8 plz

>>726992706
how about that measurement man?

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>>726989640
Not sure , don't have way to measure it. Unless I use string

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1/3 chub, but it'll do, rate me

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>>726994248
>>726994406
>>726994447
>>726994976
>>726995216
>>726996496
You guys might want to consider penis enlargement surgery, or becoming female or something

>>726996781
says the micro dick loser who dont even post his massive cock

>>726995201
use string, thank you

>>726978586
You will be single for the rest of your life, just look at the mess.

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10/10 for OP

>>726998654
niice

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>>726980175

>>726999482
9/10

>>726995201
i am also interested, did you do it?