SCP thread. The last three numbers of your post is the number

>>726951555
Roll

>>726951555
ayy lmao

>>726951555
Roll that shit

>>726951762
SCP-762: Immortal Iron Maiden

I'm safe as long as I'm not dumb enough to go inside it.

>>726951555
wew

>>726951555
Ayy

>>726951555
SCP-555 is an iron rod which attracts necrotic material. I will lose all my hair but i should be mostly safe.

Rollo

Roll out!

>>726952106
Okay i'm fucked.

>>726952179
and a few skin layers and fingernails, and everything you have eaten and piss and shit

Rollin with my homies
Sippin yac on ice
Yac on ice

>>726951742

SCP-742
a virus that infects humans and then tranforms into a parasite organism that makes you crave flesh, great.
On the plus side it make you become immortal if you eat enough stem cells

>>726951555
rorrin

>>726951555
Rolleriner

>>726952461
Yawn. Silly television.

>>726951555
Roll nigger

>>726951555
Checked.
Rolling

>>726952728
I got a fucking standard shipping container.

Reroll

>>726951555
roll fagshits

>>726951555
Roll

>>726952338
I'm totally safe... In fact, I've got an interesting opportunity/power now. It's basically a radio that can pick up signals and data from another dimension... I could sorta predict the future, too... Thanks, OP.

>>726952999
Ayyy the first trips I've ever gotten

>>726952821
>neutralized structure
Reroll

>>726951555
Rollerino

Please dont fuck me up fam, be a nice SCP

rollll

roll for another one, cuz 1 aint enough

>>726952728
Rereroll

Please dont fuck me up fam, be a nice SCP please

>>726951555
roll

rolll

See

>>726953310
>a fucking candle

>>726951555
checked

>>726951555
lets see how fucked i am

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>>726953221

>>726951555
Pretty fucked. Rolling anyway.

Roll because I got some orange slime as mine

>>726953312
im fucked see ya boiz

Never fucked, rolling to get fucked

>>726953499
jesus first I got trips now I got dubs

>>726953082
Pretty much fine as long as I maintain the charade that scp 082 is the king of France.
Reroll once again.

>>726951555
ROLLIN

Might as well get another one

>>726953186
a 300km^2 area where ww1 russians and germans fought and died leaving some strange fucked up weapons
I'll just stay out of that area
Roll for the 3rd and last one

>>726953465
A party in a box nice

rall

>>726952179
SCP-179 is a extraterrestial warn system for lifeforms in form of a woman. Im safe

let's go

Interesting. Roll

rolleriono

Oh hell yeah, roll dat shit

Reroll

im rerolling not to die

>>726951555
rollin'

>>726953803
sentient umbrellas of different sizes that experiment on mammals with their medical equipment, wut
I guess I'm ok

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>>726953890
Not bad

>>726953545
Little old lady who holds the key to living forever.
OP wanted me to die, but I became immortal.

>>726953635
Fuck this. The rolls are shit for me today.
It's a stupid book.

Roll for keter

>>726954057
well good fucking luck
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-057

fsdfsdf

>>726953880
Its a town in quebec were everything gets lost in blizzard. I wonder where it goes to

>>726953881
not as bad as it could be
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-881

>>726953903
Oh hell no, fuck dat shit

rolling for steely dan

last scp thread was to roll three times and i survived all.

let's see this time

>>726953985
A spooky airport baggage claim

>>726951555
das roll

>>726951555
Alright let's try

>>726954365
oh well, as long as i'm not in the water with it
>survive

>fuck

>>726954331
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-331
oh no whatever must i do....?
man i love the scp foundation but still

>>726951555
Nice trips op

Roring !

>>726951555
Rooool

>>726954559
delicious

Rawlin

>>726951555
fucked scale is probably 11/10

>>726954570
Yeah I think I'm gonna be fine
>>726954365
Gonna try what this anon said

Rolp

Rollerblades

>>726954852
>852
weird space car, cool

roll :|

fucking scarecrow.

most likely a lot

fwe

>>726954946
i got a reality bending debate room. Not that fucked.

rollerino

Röl

>>726953434
reroll cause 434 doesnt exist

>>726954247
A fully grown bengal tiger female which appears as a stripped house cat kitten to humans. Humans have an unnatural affection to it if they come to close. If I had a gun then I could safely kill it from a distance.

rawling

Rollllll

>>726955010
I got some iron chains that are safe lol

rollla

foifjw0üiojfw

>>726951555
Rollarini

re roll

>>726951555
memes

Bernd you should not really open this topic. You are young, playful, everything's easy for you. This is an another thing. It's not Snowden and not even secret services archives. Better not to get into that. Seriously, any of you would deeply regret. Close the topic and forget what was written here. I full. I fully understand that this post incites additional interest, but I far the curious - stop. The rest will just not see it.

>>726951555
Rolly polly

Rollerino

Roll nigga

>>726955276
A boats which can travel through time provided that there are boats existing during that era. You can also go back to your timeline. Your timeline wont be affected by the changes in past and future.

Sounds like fun.

>>726955651
Great, I get a tissue fusing virus, won't be able to take a shit in a few hours. Gg.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-651

Not that that's my problem as I won't be able to breathe.

roll...

Rell

>>726951555
Can't be that bad... Can it?

>>726955053
You want to punch a little girl, but you die if you touch her.

r0ll

How fucked i am?

>>726955783
A little chamber were everything that enters it mutates violently and unpredictabely. Doesnt sound pleasant

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I think I'm pretty damn safe lmao

rill

>>726952002
Kek

Ролл

>>726953803
Ye

>>726955964
Your SCP could basically Allahu Akbar on you by transforming itself into an explosive.

Maybe a nuke. Enjoy.

Yo

>>726955964
Okay that could pretty much be anything. Reroll

Gg

rollo

ez 173

>>726955861
i think I'm okey since I'm kinda humble person.

>>726951555
Let's find out.

>>726956500
Bottle of pills that cure anything ftw

oh sheeeiiiitt

>>726951555
roll

Reroll cause I got jack-in-the-box

>>726956074
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-074
I will face SCP-074 quantum woodlouse
I think i am not fucked up

>>726956218
SCP-218 Lamprey-Mass Organism

ill be safe as long as it stays in its saltwater tank and if it leaves it i just have to avoid it for an hour at most because its slow as fuck and itll die without water

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>>726956113
A slime that changes your sex. I dont want to be a girl wtf

>>726951555
niggers

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>>726951555
Make it happen

Reroll that shot

>>726951555
roll

>>726956943
i only gotta fight a metal bracelet. not bad

>>726951555
testing my luck

i roll

>>726957069
A thing which basically transforms in a perfect replica of the last deceased human. After that it tries to straighten its life. Doesnt affect me

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>>726956785
I am going to commit seppuku after having really tasty food. I accept.

>>726956432
A fucking maze. Reroll... Third time's the charm, right?
Right? :(

keep rollin

Gogo

Here we go

CCCUCK

I'm not worried i'm a red belt in karate

nothing could go wrong

>>726957650
Well fuck me

>>726951555
Jimmy Rollns

>>726957468
SCP-468 is just strange. Im not sure about it

check 'em

>>726951555
ballin

pls not the cup

>>726951555
Rawl

pls don't hurt

>>726951555
Rolol.
Also nice trips.

If by face you mean fuck, then I'll take it.
>inb4 it's an inanimate object

>>726951555
Rull

>>726957641
Reroll

>>726958610
Now im curious what you are going to fuck. Please explain.

>>726958248
Not bad I guess!

>>726958610
>>726958834
>SCP-610 appears to be a contagious skin disease at first with symptoms including rash, itching, and increased skin sensitivity. Within 3 hours the disease will cause blemishes resembling heavy scar tissue to form in the chest and arm areas, spreading to the legs and back within an additional hour, consuming the victim completely within five hours. Exposure to higher temperatures vastly decreases the time for the contagion to spread and complete infections have been recorded occurring in as little as five minutes.

>After the completion of the infection occurs the victim's life functions will cease for approximately 3 minutes after which time they will restart at 2-3 times the activity rate of a normal human. Following this, the scar tissue on the victims will start to move of its own accord and grow at a rapid rate. Normal human features start to disappear at this point under the infection and the path of mutation appears to be largely random. Subjects observed in this stage of infection have been recorded as growing three or more limbs of a type such as arms or legs, the head may become misshapen and elongate or widen out, and parts of the subject may split open from which additional branches of flesh will grow. The duration of this stage of infection is unknown and not all subjects appear to progress to the later stages.

>Under unknown conditions an infected individual will cease moving and place itself in a location it deems suitable where it roots itself. The fleshy growth on the victim will then begin to spread itself across all surrounding objects and consume them. Such objects do not spread the infection as living creatures do, however, and the effect of prolonged contact with these objects is recorded later in this document. It is assumed that this behavior is to create an area hospitable to continued growth of the other infected.

wtf, I don't think I could've gotten a worse one

>>726951555
rolling

>>726951555
probably very fucked

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roll

>>726958946
two men debating each other over random events seems fine

>>726951555
final destination

roolerino

>>726951555
roll ;)

How fucked am I on a sale of 1 to 10

rollllllllllllerino

>>726951555
trips

>>726951555
rollercoaster

me, the anon below, and the SCP will have a threesome

and I'll draw it

>>726957856
river's closed

>>726951555
klo

lets find out

>>726951555
roll

BIG BUCKS!!! BIG BUCKS!!! NO WHAMMY!!! NO WHAMMY!! STOP!!!!

>>726951555
roll

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>>726959736

kurwa mac

chhuj

lloЯ

>>726951555
kek

>>726951555
roll

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R O L L

>>726960637
whelp what a depressing scp that is literally in a coma

Rol

ROLANDO!

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>>726951555
R O L L

>>726951555
roll for the hate of jesus our destructor

Piss

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>>726960783
Yo I got a Siberian Cottage that gave a rat an exoskeleton

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>>726960783

Rill

Let's do it.

rell

rolll

rolleroni

boll

roooooooooooll

How do I shot SCP

rollin e

Rolling Nigga

lasset uns rollen

>>726961697
Well, I'm dead. And also a house plant.

BONSAI!

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>>726959149
Taken from the SCP wiki:

"Description: SCP-149 is a breed of mosquito which carries a strain of retrovirus (herein referred to as SCP-149-A) that mutates regenerating human cells into fertilized mosquito eggs. SCP-149-A is injected directly into the bloodstream when SCP-149 feeds. The SCP-149-A quickly works on the nucleus of the cells, warping the DNA. The first set of cells bred from these changed instructions closely resemble cysts, and are concentrated in the lining of the esophagus and the sinuses. Upon dissection, however, these 'cysts' are revealed to be filled with SCP-149's larvae, the cysts acting as a protective casing against external forces. SCP-149 appears to go through its maturation cycle in a matter of hours; by the time the subject is able to feel any effects, the first generation of SCP-149 has already grown inside the subject's body. SCP-149 primarily achieves exodus through the mouth and nostrils, occasionally being diverted through the Sphenoid sinuses to escape through the eye sockets. Infection by SCP-149 is fatal, and chance of infection has been estimated to be 50% from one bite."

Lets get something cute

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rollerino

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>>726961963
Safe to say I'd be pretty fucked. The real question though, is why did that give me a semi?

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Do a barrel roll.

Fuck

>>726962593
thank fuck that arrow is on there or i'd have no fucking clue what i was looking at.

i fucked up

Fuvk

>>726962260
A fucking stone. Rerollerino

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roll

>>726951555
Go

>>726951555
Rolla

>>726951555
Ayy

>>726951555
Lmao

caca

>>726951555
Wew

>>726951555
okay boisterous peoples

>>726951555
damn

>>726951555
Rollorino

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>>726951555
Rolling but also checking those trips

Rollllllllow

>>726964476
So it's literally just a map that I can ignore and it becomes powerless? Okay.

Rollo

>>726964476
>>726964799
Source on gif?

>>726951555
roll cuz depressed