REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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>>726947458
Can I trade the one I have now?

>>726947458
sick

>>726947651
yeah good question I ask the same

>>726947458
Good thing I don't want one lol smh

oh wait fuck

>>726947458
Worth a try

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Pls

>>726947458
Okay

>>726947458
why not

Yeeeeee

Ha. Haha. HahHahahaHAHAHAHAHA

why not

sure

>>726947458
what happens if it doesn't happen. is there some kind of guarantee?

>>726947458
I like it

This Toooooo easy

Yay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu6--WBPBHo

>>726947458
freckles get

Hello pls

fuck it

>>726947458
Haha ok

Not like I have something to lose

e

i actually have something tomorrow that will decide if i stay alone or not

so let's bet on this thread

i hope it's laetitia

GODWHY

>>726947458
i'll take it

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I'll take any chance

>>726947458
Sure

>>726947458
allright

omg

>>726947458
Yay a girlfriend!

sure why not

I am desperate

>>726947458
fuck yeah

Pff sure

she better be good

>>726947458
:°)

>>726947458
Why not

looks like this fag is joining the big leagues

i have nothing else to live for why not

Dubs ill have gf
Trips she will be too hot
Quads she will have a Feminine penis

Nah.

>>726948889
Rerolling for quads

Gib

>>726948889
lucky

Fuck this
*hope it works*

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>>726947458
Do I have to have one

>>726947458
Nice meme.

It is too easy.
I will only have a gf if trips.

>>726947458

>>726947458
xtdh

>>726948889
Rerolling for all of the above

If only

>>726949084
Reroll

As if

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kek bless me

>>726947458
pls kat

Lesgo

>>726949196
:( no pussy OR feminine penis. I cry now

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>>726947458

>>726947458
>reply to this thread for a female that wants to use you and cheat on you because they're the inferior species and have no moral compass

Go ahead

Gib gf plox

FUcking hell im lonely

>>726947458
ok

I wanna die lol

I'll bite.

>>726947458
No you don't cocktail sucker. Don't need a grill friend, don't want one. Quite happy being a member of the 4f club.
Findem
Feelem
Fuckem
Forgetem

Trips I'm going to have a tgirlfriend

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>>726947458
Are the legends true?

Am I that desperate?
Apparently yes

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>>726947458
It better fucking be true this time.

>>726947458
I am already too far gone

>>726947458
eh why not

>>726947458
Please :'(

Enter the tunnel!

>>726947458
LETS GOOOO

>>726947458
>:(

YES!!!!! MY EX IS BACK?! TY OP

>>726947458

planning on asking out a girl I like tomorrow, so will need all the luck I can get

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>>726947458

Who is she?

I also have a picture of her (or at least i think its her)

>>726947458
Wow, she's stunning

>>726947458
already have one, fuck it i want another

A man can only dream. Im so close to becoming a wizard...and I really dont want to.

Mlml

>>726947458
plzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ

what if

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Pls kek, I beg of thee...

>>726947458
fuck you, i've replied to at least 3 of those and still have no one to cook for me of clean my flat!

>>726947458
OK.

>>726947458
Already have 3 by now

why not

I wonder if I'll ever look back at this point in my life and ever feel the same way of being so despite and lonely

>>726947458
ill settle for just sex.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOUR LIE OP!!!!!

Please I just want a cute and sweet girl.

ok

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/b/ hasn't let me down so far..

Ah what the hell, why not

>>726947458
ayo

pls.

>>726947458
OMG please i need this so bad!!

>>726947458
Meme school

>>726947458
I'm going to a concert tonight possibly, so I might even meet a chick.

I've been promised this 3 times and still no qt3.14 gril to hold

>>726947458
I wish this was true

>>726947458
can you send me one please?

>>726947458
kek

Lol let's try

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why not

Impossible.

ahá

>>726947458
HATIRA SEND HELP

Can't hurt to try

I'm pathetic

Fawk it

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>>726947458

I have lost faith in relationships a bit but sure.

No you won't.

ok why not

>>726947651
This anon raises a good point

>>726947458
OP please help

thank you

:(

why tf not

>>726947458
>>>726949454
bruh

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>>726947458

If i already have one, does this mean i get two and neither mind?

>>726947458

>>726947458
pls help me

Let this be real

>>726947458
Fugg Xd

GF?

>>726947458
sure

Meh

>>726947458
meh...i'll roll

>>726947458
Cool, now GF and a wife.

▲
▲▲

>>726947458
might as well give it a shot

what about just a friend

>>726947458
Roll for my girls mom total milf

>>726947458
i am in despair

why the fuck not

>>726947458
OMG!

>>726947458
>tfw mother dies in her sleep because of this

Why not

this will definitely work

ok

>>726947458
K here we go

>>726947458
same

Mkay

dubs, in the month

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>>726947458
praise be to kek, pls kek, i'm just a lowly meme war vet

Doubt

>>726947458
suck my dick OP

wow

Iola BE MINE

>>726947458
Pls

Ez grill

no.

fuck it

Oh please

Worth a shot

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but only if I get dubs right?

let's goooo

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pic plz

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>>726947458

please

Oh well, why not, what could be wrong with getting a girlfriend...

you never know!

>>726947458
Oh god please

It's a lie!

Gay

Pls

>>726947458
Unlikely but not loosing anything by replying so...

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Good luck my /b/rothers

savage

>>726947458
Oc

>>726947458
bump

I ask myself, do I even want one?

>>726947458
this shit only works when you dont masturbate

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>>726947458
Well I can't dance so may as well

yay lucky me

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Pls

>>726947458
no chance

lol
>>726947458

>>726947458
plz y

>>726947458
Pliz

>>726947458
yes plz

>>726947458
I hope my husband doesn't find out.

*Ironic denial of OP's statement as a I reply in this thread*

>>726947458
get

yeet

You know fucking what, maybe these threads do work, no reason not to try.

oh wow

Please

>>726947458

#believe

>>726947458

I already have one. Thanks, anyway.

Please a skinny one

Hi Mum

>>726947458

Worth a try...

>>726947458
ok

>>726947458
ayye

I wish

>>726947458
okay

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Used it for evil for the first time

Is it one I actually want to have though

Reply

>>726947458
you can't get a gf that fast, but ill reply anyways

will she be cute?

wat

>>726954444
oh shit quads

Ok

>>726947458
well now you owe me one of those

>>726947458
There's this cute girl I work with that was into me but that was like 6 months ago and I autistically ignored her and I'm pretty sure she moved on to another guy. I'm so pissed off because it's like I'm wasting life experiences. Here's hoping OP can guarantee me a chance anyways and I don't fuck it up for at least 6 months

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Delicious

You never know until you try it.

>>726947458
Reply

O SHit what up

Done

Doubt it

Plz

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>>726947458

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Fourth time

>>726947458
OP is a faggot

I have a date tonight, so..hopefully things go good and tomorrow she'll be mine *fingers crossed*

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>>726947458
>implying I don't have two
>Bitches ain't shit.

>>726947458
hmmmm

>>726947458
Please

Oh my god pls

>>726947458
https://www.instagram.com/jessmclements/?hl=en

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So this is all I was missing

done, gimme tits

if only it was true... im unlovable and ugly

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sage in all fields

Why not

FINE

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make it a 9/10 please

worth a shot

At least i Can try

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>>726947458
i wanna believe

>>726947458
got about two hours till midnight, let's do this!!!!

>>726947458
pls

maria mrai i wun gf plz

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BETTER WORK OP

>>726947458
cool

YEAH BOIIIIIIIIII

>>726947458
why not

k

ok

already so close, just lemme steal that heart, shes a keeper

>>726947458
hjg

Sure

how to keep my wife from finding out?

>>726947458
Come on

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>>726947458
I can dream