Just cheated on my clueless girlfriend AMA

>>726944283
When are you going to kill yourself

>>726944283
why do you look like such a colossal faggot

>>726944283
If your gf check your anus size now, you're fucked.

>>726944283
How big was his penis?

>>726944283
Who's the lucky man?

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>>726944545
Whenever the drugs finally put me down

>>726944551
Thats not what your gf was saying when i was taking tequila shots out of her ass

>>726944614
Actually, if your gf checks your asshole, shes fucked

>>726944668
She had a huge cunt tbh. Out of all the bitches at that party, idk why i cheated on my gf with that bitch

>>726944956
Your mother?

>>726945372
What a fucking edgelord, kys

>>726945372
i would love to force-feed you kerosene and then roast you on an open flame.

you look like a small, weak human who would be very easy to dispose of.

i recommend carrying pepper spray. maybe a little pink bottle you can put in your purse.

Very mature answers faggot

Kys, scumbag. No girl deserves a faggot like you

>>726944283
why u think anyone cares?

>>726945819
a tampon would be more appropriate.

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>>726944283
>>726945372

you're acting like a try hard middles schooler pal

let's make his girlfriend know, post the pic of him on social medias and say he just cheated, hbt?

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>iqdb search

>Possible match

>a faggot

>a cunt

>another faggot

Coincidence i think not. Kys

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>>726945530
Your are the edgelord, bitch

>>726945819
Well be waiting bitch. Come find us do we can gangbang your mother

>>726946195
Your mother deserves a girl like me

>>726946349
Your mother cares

>>726946505
Your mother

>>726946537
Lol you keep saying that but after i give your gf herpes, youre not going to jave much to say after that

>>726946672
Go for it. My gfs a gullible fuck anyways.
Shell be mad at me for a while but i fucking put her back in her place. Lol women man

>>726947320
You sandnigger need to treat your women better.

Also why the fuck do u say u dont know why u cheated on her? Are you fucking retarded? Did she rape you? Are you that much of a man baby? Of course u know the reason, faggot, now spill it conchatumare

>>726944283

you look like a goatfucker. did you fuck a goat?

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>>726948497
Lol i cheated on her because why the fuck not?

Got tired if the bitch and found someone i wanted to fuck right there and then. So i did. Lol i even blew my load inside her ass.

Lol she called me a few minutes ago but i just ignored her.

>>726948684
That depends. Is your mother a goat?

that moment when you're a cuck faggot not worthy of living because he has no espect for no one and everyone hates you so you just throw the good ol your mother comebacks jesus dude are you that bad with words?

>>726949270
Lol hop off my dick, nigga. I promise youll have your turn right after in done blowing my herpes load into your mother's ass

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Nice try, you mentally handicapped sandnigger pubes-for-beard faggot.

>>726944283
what is your goat called?

>>726947320
>you are the edgelord, bitch
OOOH GET REKT.
kys you subhuman degenerate

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>>726949596
Lol if im mentally handicapped, then what does that make your girlfriend after she was begging for me to give her my herpes

>>726949600
Idk whats your mother called?

>>726949713
Subhuman degenerate? But i fucked your mother.
Is your mother attracted to subhuman degenerates?
Is your father one?
Are you degeberate?
Exlains your logic, faglord

>>726944283

You look like an angry pirate.

Did you have sex, how did u cheat?

>>726950295
you don't even know your goats name?
my mother is called Marie, since you asked, I hope you will be able to relax now you have the information you need.

>>726944283
I don't really think it's cheating if it's with a goat.

>>726950295
>b-but I fucked your mother
Sure kiddo. Go back to call of duty

>>726944956
goat*

OP Is a faggot, check em

>>726950544
Lol so i met this girl and made her feel like garbage because of the shitty dress she was wearing. Next i convinced her to follow me to the back alley where we started making out and i fingered her.

Then i stuck my dick inside her pussy and right when i was about to cum, i pulled out and stuck it in her ass and creampied her asshole.

Then went back to the party and left home with my clueless gf who was passed out on the couch.

Bro, you gotta try this

>>726944283
beaners gonna bean

>>726948876
This faggot thinks that saying " your mother" or " I fucked your mom" is a good answer. Can someone find this faggots address to get him to shut the fuck up.

fag taking fag selfies in faggot classes

OP is def FAG.

Plot twist he is the bitch, cum running out his asshole right now, he fucking loves it, he takes pics so he can fap for his bf afterwards like good little slut!

Fake and gay

You look like you should be asking me if I want the deluxe anti-wirus package

>>726950295
You already proved you're mentally handicapped and a subhuman degenerate. You can't even come back from what anyone says. You're literally acting like a 12 year old on Cod. Cheating is for people who are either trying to compensate for being unloved or need to inflate their ego.

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>>726950353
Your mother was begging me to fuck her booty lol

>>726950671
Is goat code for your mother? Cuz if it iz, then yeah lol

>>726950705
Call of duty is so overrated. But yoy would know right lol

>>726950770
Thats not what your mother said when she was tongue fucking my asshole

>>726950861
Im actually a gypsy but close enough

>>726951133
Nigga even if i tell you where i live, your pussy ass isnt going to show up cuz u a scared little nigga lol

>>726951211
Your mother was fingering herself to these pics

>>726951218
The only cum running out of anyone's asshole is with your mother's when i blew a herpes load inside dat ass lol

Lol are you a total fag?

>>726952135
>Call of duty is so overrated. But yoy would know right lol
> right lol
>sweats nervously

Damn. How could I ever recover from that dank roast and that poor spelling.

Your comebacks are garbage. Again, kys degenerate

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>>726944283
Why do you look like Johnny Depp but with downsyndrome

>>726952135
any pics of the goat?

>>726952135
>cuz u a scared little nigga
I'll come for you. Tell me, and I'll be there

>>726954094
Naw nigga. I see you here i call the police bitch

>>726955499
First you're being the aggressor Now you're scared, aren't you, you little cunt? Tell me where you are and I'll come for you

>>726944283
Why is you're face 35 but the rest of your body look like you're 15?

Reported underage bait

>>726955735
You could ask your mother. She knows where i live because she was sleeping on my doorstep all night waiting for me to come down and fuck her lol

You look like you are the girlfriend

>>726955984
>avoiding it
Yeah you're too scared

You are all fucking retarded.

This is the worst attempt at getting personal army on someone. OP, are you getting friendzoned by his bitch? Or are you a faggot who wants him to split up with his gf so you can suck his sandnigger cock.

Either way, he's baiting you all. No way someone would post pictures of theirselves and attempt to rile you up.

>>726944283
Wannabe Johnny Depp looking ass motherfucker

>>726945372
>Thats not what your gf was saying when i was taking tequila shots out of her ass

Jokes on you I don't have a gf

>>726944283
how did the cock taste?

>>726947320
Did you just admit you have herpes mate

>>726952135
Lmao my mom's like 80 but if you want to feel free anon

>>726957104
Kek. Why not spread it

>>726957104
Lmao spreading this around thanks anon
Someone cap this thread

>>726956189
Nigga im a g. I aint afriad of no one. You on the other hand are the wimp because yo ass is too afraid to come over and have it handed to you by me lol

>>726956588
But you gotta admit it tho, your mother loved it.

>>726956677
Could it be because your only gf is your mother and I happened to fuck her last night lol

>>726956683
Idk ask your mother.

>>726956832
Aw fuck i walked right into that one.
But no matter, your mother loved the extra tension on her g spot

>>726957014
Lol she can't be that old considering youre just a little kid

>>726957104
EY TAKE THAT SHIT DOWN. SRSLY DONT FUCKING PUT THAT SHIT UP ON THE INTERNET MANG

>>726957251
Shit the fuck up bitch

>>726957251
>>726957311
AY SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT

>>726957104
Ey remove dis fuckin photo bitch

>>726957491
Bet you regret posting yourself and being a dick now, you massive faggot.

>>726944283
u look pretty cool actually

>>726957104
lol fucking got em, ill save this for a later cringe thread.

>>726957764
lol if this isn't OP idk what is

>>726957792
HEY SERIOUSLY LAY OFF. IM SERIOUS I WAS JUST JOKIN THATS ALL

This thread is toppest of the keks.

> i fucked your mother
This isn't Xbox, faggot. Now chill and tell us why you having a midlife crisis and fucking goats, sandnigger.

EY GUYS HOW DO I DELETE THE THREAD. ITS NOT LETTING ME

>>726957979
Why do you hate alex petrov?

Someone post this shit to /r/4chan so it can spread

>>726956429
Or maybe youre jealous that all these other /b/tards are fighting over who gets to beat op up, so you try to convince them otherwise so you can have op all for yourself and suck his herpes dick?

>>726958276

Hi OP. You're a fucking transparent moron. I hope you are eternally cucked.

>>726958053
Kek

>>726956429
>This is the worst attempt at getting personal army on someone.
That's a new level of faggotry but you're probably right