I am God. AMA

>>726933814
why arent you real

>>726933814
Were you high when you created this shit or what the fuck went wrong there?

>>726934007
I am as real as you.
>>726934037
I am both good and evil; ordered and chaotic.

>>726933814
If true you would give me dubs

>>726933814
Where have you been all this time while the world went to shit?
Why're you so sadistic?
Why do you punish us knowing that free-will is impossible?

Why?

If you were real, you'd reply to my post as to what is on my mind.

>inb4 cocks,traps,gays and other stuff that derails my honest question.

>>726933814
why did you create middle eastern people
they are human garbage

>>726934141
>Where have you been all this time while the world went to shit?
I've been around, I caused the world to go shit.

>Why're you so sadistic?
Because I don't cater to snowflakes.

>Why do you punish us knowing that free-will is impossible?
I punish people for many things, most of them BS reasons.

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>>726933814
Prove that you're real

>>726934267
Prove that you're real.

>>726934292
>Prove that you're real.

god why did you let me get abused I was only a kid fucks sake

>>726934292
Logical fallacy.
You claim to be God so the burden of proof is on you.

>>726934141
>Why do you punish us knowing that free-will is impossible?
I might add, free will merely means to be determined by self; the opposite of which is to be determined by other. The question now becomes where do you draw the line between self and other?

>>726934480
I already explained, I am both good and evil.

>>726934558
Describe a way in which I can prove I am God.

>>726934480
because your uncle later gave you $82 million in a lawsuit settlement

>>726934775
Someone gets it.

-God

>>726934694
Make a tuna sandwich spawn right in front of me, right now. It has to be tasty too, with just the right amount of mayonnaise. Do this, and you can call me a believer.

>>726933814
Why are you such a fucking faggot?

>>726934896
I never said I could make shit spawn out of thin air on command. You are presuming I am a particular conception of God; which one, I wonder?

>>726934961
Because I am all.

>>726933814
Why can't atheist define atheism?

>>726935050
But they can. I myself am not theist in the sense that I am a personal God.

>>726933814
why don't you ever answer my prayers?

>>726935153
I can't hear them/don't care.

What dinner leftovers do I have in mine refrigerator?

>>726935022
Oh, so you're not so much an omnipotent God and more like a dude who forgot to take his antipsychotics, son, I'm disappoint.

In what other Godly categories are you lacking. Let me guess, you aren't all knowing as well. and of course we already covered the not being benevolent part... so what exactly makes you God in the first place?

>>726935261
I never claimed to be omniscient.

>>726935022
Okay, you are God. What do you want from me? What are your rules? What are the consequences and rewards for following your word?

>>726935291
I created all; I am all.

>>726935320
idgaf

If your god then you should already know all the questions why not just post replies

>>726935346
So what can you do for me?

>>726935456
Refer to >>726935292
>>726935484
Nothing.

>>726933814
Samson?

You shouldnt say that unless your 100% cereal

will you hook me up with something awesome? that would be sweet. thx god

How many times have u dropped acid?

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>>726935242
>don't care
fuck you

>>726935658
No.
>>726935671
At least 50 times.

>>726933814
WTF were you thinking when you created niggers? seriously?

When did you realize you were god?

>>726933814
Should I dump my long term gf for Emma?

Are you aware of higher dimensions than the apparent obvious ones?

>>726935759
I wasn't thinking anything. I just did it. Do you think about how you create seaman or do you just do it?
>>726935778
February 2014.
>>726935832
If that's what you really want.
>>726935871
Not really.

What other drugs other than acid should one try?

>>726933814
did Sir Hopkins go to Froggy heaven?

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>>726934650
I don't think God is capable of free-will or of exerting a form of free-will on others.
Taking a step back and looking at life and people as a whole doesn't change the fact that everything anyone does is the result of a prior cause.

>>726935950
LSD is best IMO. Stimulants and opiates will fuck you up.

>>726936010
What determined the first event?

>>726935913
Fuck if I know. You know the future, just fucking tell me, faggot. Or look into me or some shit.

Has life gotten better after february 2014?

>>726936138
I'm not omniscient. If you know the future, it's already past. The future is the unknown, the past is the known and the present is the magical appearance of the known from the unknown.

>>726936261
Meh.

>>726936285
So you're basically useless. Great. Glad you don't exist.

>>726933814
When are you going to answer a question in this thread and at least try to act like you are god?

>>726935950
>>726936082
mushrooms, NBOME-25, DXM and molly are all good to try as well

>>726935913
>February 2014.
I got to know that much since 09, you're late.

Didn't even need acid for that feat, I'm a natural born tripper. Well have fun out there "God", but don't think you're the only one. We're all IT.

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>>726936367
Just because I have no purpose beyond myself doesn't mean I don't exist.

>>726936418

>>726936418
Same, i did drop acid twice tho

>>726936261
Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.

>>726936599
Shiiiiiiiiii

>>726936010
What determined the first event? What separates a cause from an effect?

Does spider have puss-puss?

>>726937223
idk

What's the best anime

>>726937738
it's shit imo. Never really given it a chance tho

Are traps gay?

>>726937918
Kind of... yes.