No ylyl, let's fix that

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>>726928719
0/10, fat shits are not funny

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>>726929210
This is /b/, what u expect.

Does anyone have the cum nugget screencap?

>>726926998
Could this be more fake

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, and daughter. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

Immediately the father removes his clothing revealing a massive penis fully erect. The daughter goes over and places his balls in her mouth as the massive cock continues to grow. The mother removes her clothing and the son begins to suck on her pussy. She moves over toward father, who is cock slapping the daughter so hard she has a bloody nose, and brings out a large funnel.
The tip is about a half an inch in diameter and the shaft about 8 inches long. While the daughter eats the balls, Mom shoves the funnel into dad's cock hole. She squats over the funnel and releases a huge torrent of diarrhea.
As she fills the funnel, dad's balls begin to swell, soon the size of large coconuts. Mom yanks out the funnel and shoves it down the son's equally impressive member. Once again she sends a river of runny shit into the funnel swelling the son's nuts to the size of casaba melons.
Once done She starts furiously sucking on the son's cock while the daughter does the same to dad. The both suck hard, deep and fast until both cocks spew forth a tremendous fountain of cum and diarrhea. Mom and sis take the massive loads in the mouth slurping down almost every vile drop. As the father and son finally finish there horrific display, mom and daughter stand up and wipe their mouths and reveal twin shit eating grins, They all in unison look at the agent and say, "Taa Daaa!"

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

>>726929689
fucking what lol

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https://youtu.be/ysiWGWZyZS0

>>726930520
Was that supposed to be funny?

>>726926768
Threads like these are what the banana is for

>>726929689
fuck

lost hard

>>726927195
Bane?

>>726926890
"I dont like colombians"

- Tony "Scarface" Montana

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>>726926821
kek

>>726932308
Doesn't work

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tny9gS9VFAU

>>726930925
Its a classic you mongoloid

>>726932506
>Women

>>726930520
/?/

>>726927191
why the fuck did i laugh at this??

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>>726933183
Fetal alcohol syndrome?

>>726933392
you should seek professional help for that

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>>726928719
Fat people stories can be fun... This was utter shit though.

>>726929347
>>726929545
Tl;dr

>>726930945
c'mon on dude this one is kinda funny

>>726928719
lost

>>726933496
Lost

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>>726927137
Full disclosure: I've seen this posted dozens of times, and I don't get it.

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>>726926821
sort of lost after strange boner and sick feeling

>>726930520
Classic

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OC
Just seen this on a stopped train.
Don't any autists even try to find my location from this

>>726929347
Lmfao these are great

>>726932308
lol'd
don't get this cancer meme thou

>>726930520
Autist

>>726934113
That's the most half-assed demotivational poster I've seen.

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>>726929347
The catfish man saga is probably some of the best reads i have had the pleasure of reading

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>>726933919
I want to believe...

>>726930520

It's even funnier when told in plaintext using scat and incest with no more creativity than that of Godfried's original public telling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk

>>726934917
The Gottfried version is the one most people are familiar with, plus it's the classic one with all the exposition

>>726933235
U

>>726934627
I can't believe you saved that image twice.