What went wrong?

You elected a narcissistic delusional idiot?

>>726918876
You fucking nippleheads elected a fat spray tanned man child with tiny hands president

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>>726918876
Nothing

>>726918876
Fetal alcohol syndrome, raised without expectation or boundaries, faked his way through his education.

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>>726918876

We have completely own board for political discussion names /pol/ (Politically Incorrect). Please take your politics there and all political discussion there. /b/ is meant for subjects which don't have own board.

The Democratic party picked the least likable candidate they could possibly find. That's what went wrong.

>>726919309
Bitch please /b is for anything and everything

>>726919344
Should've been Bernie

>>726919309
No, /pol/ isn't for political discussion. It's for far right winged tinfoil posters.

Anyone with an opinion that differs from the posting there is being paid by a Hillary backed marketing company.

>>726919309
This... All political discussion should take place in /pol/. That's why it was originally made after /new/ was cancelled and all political discussion moved to other boards.

>>726919550
lol fuck shareblue is on /b/ now?

get out shill

>>726919416
Which is why it's cancer.

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>>726918876

Well, idiots fell for a con artist anyone with an IQ above room temperature could see from a mile away.

Watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35T9jC_MASQ

Whether you like Maher or no, it's pretty good piece.

>>726918876
Nothing.

>>726919525
yep

>>726919416
>>726919550

Wrong board. Go to /pol/. We have different boards for reason. Also you are currently braking global rules...

>>726919600
>>726919309
>>726918876
I had to block a bunch of trump type key words because i was sooooo over seeing these threads. I don't mind the occasional but there are sooo fucking many and like IDK I feel the need to correct when they start making shit up

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>>726918876

Nothing, Hilldogg is not in office. That truly the only thing that matters. If after 4 years nothing gets accomplished its still better then having Hillary start WW3 against russia. Trumps hated because he is willing to sit down with russia and talk things out, this means no war, which means the rich wont get richer.

>>726918876
>What went wrong?

The foundation of America all those years ago...

>>726918876

WRONG BOARD! Go to /pol/!!!!! /b/ is for everything that doesn't have own board.

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>>726919600

>That's why it was originally made

Bullshit. Moot made it to keep all the right-wing assholes out of /b/. Just like he created /soc/ to keep all the "rate me" assholes out.

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>>726919679
Get the fuck out of here newfag

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>>726918876

>What went wrong?

Look, the guy he hired as his press secretary literally can't pair his shoes.

>>726919793

This new... /pol/ was made after /new/ was cancelled. After /new/ was cancelled all the political discussion and debate moved to other boards. This resulted all other boards complaining since political discussion doesn't belong anywhere else than politics board. After complaints moot made /pol/ that all the political discussion left or right could take place there.

You are still breaking global rules. Please don't make anymore these threads on /b/ because that's not what /b/ is meant for.

GO TO /POL/. ALL POLITICAL DISCUSSION SHOULD HAPPEN THERE.

>>726919967
>anon points rules which everybody can go and read themselves
>gets called newfag by actual newfag...

We have rules for reason.

>>726918969
with dementia*

>>726920189
ya dont they know this board is for fapping to traps and cp

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>>726919856
always found it hillarious that republicans have no money and to solve this they want to give the people who have all the money more money.

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Mods should really do something to these idiots who can't keep their political discussion on one board which is made to host all political debate...

>>726920285
Leave politics to people that are actually old enough to vote bro

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>>726920285
as long as the can keep their god and their guns you can fuck them anyway you want. the rich figured this out a long time ago

>>726918876
Liberal cuck here. Can't stand Hillary or Trump. It was a battle of lesser evils.

>>726920284

/b/ is for everything else that doesn't have own board. Political discussion and debate has own board named /pol/. All politics should take place on /pol/ not on /b/. And this isn't some "new rule". These are global rules.

>>726920374
Everything belongs on /b/. Idiot.

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>>726920482

>>726919309
Shut up there is a board for faggots and traps are posted here all the time

>>726919999

LMAO SHUT UP! IS THAT REAL??

Nice quads

>>726918876
He loves stupid people and they love him

>>726918969
>assuming his country
he could be countryfluid for all you know, asshole.

>assuming his party allegiance
HE COULD BE FUCKING PARTYFLUID, YOU ASSHOLE

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CIS PIECE OF SHIT KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU FUCKING BURN IN HELL LIKE THE PIECE OF CHINK SHIT YOU ARE

>>726920189
If you werent a newfag you would know that the rules of the internet are what /b/ follows. The other boards can follow them. /b/ is any goes, now shut the fuck up and let us throw petty insults at eachother about drumph. Newfag

>>726920516
>>726920541
Nope.
>>726920596
Yes there is safe board for LGBT folks. All NSFW LGBT content takes place on /b/. That's why /trap/ threads are on /b/ and not on /lgbt/.

ALSO TAKE YOUR POLITICAL DISCUSSION TO POLITICS BOARD NAMES /POL/.

>>726918876

People got sick as fuck of the system.

Hillary Clinton had her finger in too many poison pies.

I give people more credit than voting for trump because theyre stupid. Ive seen enough trump voters say sincerely they didnt agree with all his racist stuff or many policies, but also didnt think hed get away with it.

Some even thought it was just a ruse to get elected and he didnt mean any of it. Honestly even though i was never trump minded i thought so too. Ive seen him say some pretty good stuff in the past, mostly the 90s.

As things play out I also feel the "fuck up the government and bring about forced change" voters by voting for a crazy person actually may have made the right call...

The whole government, left and right, are really looking at themselves in a mirror now.

People who actually believe breitbart and info wars, and people who want me to believe there are 9 genders are equally retarded to me. Those people arent new, theyve always existed. Theyre such a minority they Seriously cant be considered a good model for what society is and what people are like.


Having said all that, i support a candidate I respect whether I agree with him/her or not. Democrat or republican, doesnt matter to me.

Donald Trump should have been Obviously no good at all. I dont know whats more terrifying. A tin foil hat president with zero critical thinking skills who just says shit because he feels its true or some source he likes said it without doing any fact checking or verification, or people who agree with him.


Im also curious: how do people feel about alex jones' apology for pizza gate? If youre a fan of his, has that done anything to show you the dude just screams whatever like its fact no matter how baseless?

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>>726920093
>>726919762
>>726919684
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>>726919600
>>726919309
go back to your fapping

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>>726919212
so this one asshole got thrown out, great, nice, good work Trump.

let's forget about everything else then, shall we?

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>>726920750
/b/ follows global rules just like every other board on 4chan. /b/ isn't exception. Now take your political discussion back to /pol/.

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>>726919633
then leave.

oh wait, you can't. Sorry mate.

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>>726918876
Apparently nothing.
Everyone i know is so thankful that he won, things are finally going in the right direction.
In all honesty about five people i know are devastated:
>>the woman who just got out of a 41 month prison term. Shes losong her marbles on fb everyday. Everyone is unfriending her due to the negative attitude that wont go away
>>the iv drug addict that was a childhood friend before the drugs. He "just cant believe how fucked we are, trump is going to destroythe world with nukes!" He thinks
>>the elderly handicapped welfare recipient. He dreams of a utopian society where everyone gets what they want without contributing but trump wont let socialism flourish! He says.
These people are right! They will never achieve their hoals under a man like trump.

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>>726919679

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>>726919999
He's got to be one of the most embarassing press secretaries ever (likely trumps fault) but atleast on this one hes innocent

>>726920917
*achieve their goals

>>726920838

>so this one asshole got thrown out, great, nice, good work Trump.

Do you have any evidence that the guy was actually deported? Any anybody can make such a poster.

>>726920796
I thought i told you to get the fuck off /b/ already newfag. Your rules do not apply here

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>>726918876
>What went wrong?

People supported an incompetent manchild for the highest office in the land.

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>>726919704
>having Hillary start WW3 against russia

>>726920653
>PARTYFLUID

kek

>>726920917
lmao its insane how much thought you put into that made up story

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>>726920838
Yes it is good work. A person spreading a vulgar social (destructive) narrative such as that man should be kicked out on his ass.
That kind of propaganda has far reaching implications.
No need to forget about everything else, we're capable of thinking of more than one thing at a time.

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>What went wrong?
The social-political aftermath of 9/11.

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>>726920889

>>726921053
/b/ 4chan in general is flooded with newfags since well I cant remember

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>>726921167
You wish it was made up. Those are people I've known 20 years and they're the only insane liberals my group of acquaintances

>>726920889
Oh fuck off already newfag. Your shit is weak and you whine like a bitch with a skinned knee. For fuck sakes i should be focusing my ire on trumpfags but instead you have to show up on /b/ today

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>>726921053
Your constant newfag calling just proves that you started to post 1 month ago... Please read global rules. After that read them again. Then lurk some more. Then go back and read the global rules again but this time try to think why there are these rules. And yes those rules apply to every board. Even those who you like to visit like /b/ and /mlp/.

>>726921159
She advocated for an attack on Syria which Russia openly told us would result in war with them. Lavrov or some other high ranking Putin associate said in an interview that a Hillary election meant war.

It was seriously one of the main reasons some people didn't vote Hilldog.

>>726921249
Yes but i have yet to see one of them piss and moan about the fucking "rules" of /b/ till this fucking cunt happend about

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>>726918876

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>>726921167
The only leg you've got to stand on is to blindly imply that my facts are not facts. All the hard-working successful people I know are conservative. All the fucking degenerate losers are liberals who blame the system for their failure

>>726920838
>>726919212
I'm willing to bet thats fake. I remember seeing it pop up a day or so after the date written on the picture.. basically its too perfect and the google searches only turn up the meme

If you weren't already aware most of the things that make it seem like trump has done some are in fact false or misleading

i.e. he gave 100 mill to flint -- nah he mailed the check signed and stamped under obama

the most rage induciing for me because I keep seeing it is taht he has locked up 1500 pedos

when the number is based on states and cities doing annual crack down on hiring legal aged hookers on sites like back page... which has nothing to do with trump whatsoever

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>>726920482
>/b/ is for everything else that doesn't have own board
intelligent discussions about politics doesn't have it's own boars, mate. /pol/ is for stormfart retards, if you want to actually discuss politics without all the "REEEEEEE CTR SHILL CUCK CUCK SHARIABLUE CUCK HURRR YOUR WIFE'S SON DURRR PRAISE KEK REEEE CUCK CUCK CUCK", then you have to do it here, on /b/.

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>>726921410
you dont like in the south

>>726921476
*live

>>726921458
I like the ones where they talk about mods trying to slide stuff too

anyways no that is not what /b/ is for, that is not what these threads are, and there are way to many for too long a period of time

>>726918876

People trusted him.

>>726921285
Take your rules and blow them out of your effete aids ridden asshole you fucking newfag

>>726919309

THIS

Anyone who starts a /pol/ faggot thread should be banned.

Everything went wrong, OP.

Everything.

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>>726921327

>Lavrov or some other high ranking Putin associate said in an interview that a Hillary election meant war.

Must be true then. It's not like politician would make unsubstantial claims.

>It was seriously one of the main reasons some people didn't vote Hilldog.

So pussying out of a conflict with Russia is what the USA have come to. Wonder how the Cuba missile crisis would be handled today.

But what is to expect of Republicans that declare a blonde dyed faggot as one of the idols fighting for freedom.

>>726921036
>Do you have any evidence that the guy was actually deported?
no, not at all. Ask the faggot who posted the picture.
>>726921179
sure kid praise kek and shit we're making America Great Again™
>>726921447
>I'm willing to bet thats fake
I'm willing to bet you're right, but the trumpians don't give ½ a shit, see:
>>726921251

>>726921327
>allowing Russian propaganda to dictate your vote in America. Wow, that's some honesty.

>>726919309
And we have a board where we can tell you fuck off faggot do you know what random means????????
What a goddamn fucking cuck, policing /b/??
You need to go to a faggier board

>>726921690
Well now we get to have american soldiers killed to support Assad, so that's good.

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>>726921327
>told us would result in war with them
Do you have any idea how many states world wide make a threat of this nature? Also Russia possess next to no ability to wage a sustained offensive military strike against a real opponent

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>>726920889

>>726921644
You should be burned alive for being such a cunt

>>726921327
So, MAGA folks are the same ones who never got to play with the city map rug in pre-school because some bully told them not to?

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>>726920917

>>726921327

>Lavrov or some other high ranking Putin associate said in an interview that a Hillary election meant war.

So American voters let themselves be hassled in the decision who to vote for by politicians from America's former arch enemy?

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>>726921327
It almost seems like... Russia wanted Trump to win. Gee I wonder why

>>726921410
Different fag but...

Perspective, my friend. Everyone is bias, and the polarization and divide is due to confirmation bias.

You hate liberals. Therefore anything that passes through your news feed or you witness that prove liberals are retarded will confirm for you that theyre all degenerates..

Understand the same thing is happening on the liberal side. Their facebook news feeds are being flooded with the worst examples of human beings in the world who happen to identify as conservative. Theyre making a false connection.

Youre doing the same thing. Im a liberal. Im also well educated and understand critical thinking, and like you, i find the far left has lost their goddamn minds.

Accusing trump of orwellian 1984 government and alternate facts while they insist you accept there are more than 2 genders when its objectively demonstratable even without science that there is not, or youre an abhorrent monster. The hypocrisy is insane.

But ignorant dumb people are ignorant dumb people. Their political affiliation has nothing to do with their IQ or education, and has a lot more to do with their environment and social circles. So its very weird to me for anyone to just focus on how someone votes and use it as a determination of their character because there is no real connection.

I, for one, see retards everywhere.

Also as i said im quite liberal. I also work 7 days a week 12 hours a day skilled trade labour because i dont believe in handouts and i want a better life and i know i have to work for it. Not waiting for anyone to give me a hand out.

And in my friend circles (of liberals), the attitude is mostly the same. Hard working people making their own destiny without expecting hand me downs.

>>726921808

Well, I wouldn't say that. They can, I just don't think it would be very effective.

They still have a lot of shit lying around from the Cold War, but it hasn't been maintained all that well and it's all obsolete or out of date.

>>726921285
newfag detected

Heh, as long as it pisses off leftists, SJWs and liberals

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>>726921410
>All the hard-working successful people I know are conservative

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>>726921410
>All the fucking degenerate losers are liberals who blame the system for their failure

>>726918876
Exactly, What went wrong?

>>726920285
>he thinks capitalism is just "giving people with money more money"
>doesn't understand what mutual beneficial exchange is
>doesn't realize the only ones who are literally giving away other people's money are liberal socialists like yourself.

But hey, gibsmedat is a pretty convincing argument too.

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>>726921458
>intelligent discussions about politics doesn't have it's own boars, mate
>it's own boars
>boars
fuck me, that's the best shit I wrote all day.

>>726918876

go back to /pol/ faggot...

>>726921595
>and there are way to many for too long a period of time
this, I can concede to. But just ignore them, then.

>>726922160
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_welfare

>>726919309
this tbh. there's completely own board for politics. i can't understand why these /pol/ fags come to /b/ to shill their politics when they have completely own board for that...

>>726922149 (you)
Well, i do hope you get the question. If Hillary was president, I'd say: Sexist! Homophobic! Racist! To you right now.

>>726918876
MODS! /pol/ is leaking again...

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>>726921896
lulz

>>726922160
> poor construction workers should pay 30% taxes literally buidling the country
> Warren Buffet should pay 18% taxes because hes rich as fuck doing fuck all but playing with papers

>>726919999
Thats a cast

>>726921808
At least they have a modern tank. The M1A1/2 of the US is a vehicle from the 1980s. An how many real modern fighter jets has the US really? The Raptor? There are just afew of them, and they aren't that reliable.

But you don't get the Russian strategy anyways. A war against the US is a war against NATO. They will not begin an war with an invasion of Alaska and California. They will invade the western alliance in Europe. And then they will wait there until the US comes over the Atlantic Ocean. And as a German i say you, there is absolutely no military force here in Europe which could withstand or beat a full scale Russian invasion with tanks, Russian air force, ground troops and attack helicopters. They have just much too many shit, no matter if it's modern or from the cold war. Mass wins.

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>>726922389
Gawwd! Like, check your privilege, like, now?!
>This is orgasmic

>>726921808
lol the amount of delusion is intense. thank you electoral college for saving me from fuckers like this retard

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>>726921808

>Also Russia possess next to no ability to wage a sustained offensive military strike against a real opponent

This. They simply don't have the economic resources, the equipment and the man power.

Their economy is still in despair, many people live in precarious circumstances, their military equipment is mostly rusting Soviet era shit and the whole Russian federation has only 142 million citizens.

For comparison the EU has over 500 million citizens and the US 320 million. And nearly all those countries are NATO members.

>>726918876
people bought into russian propaganda.

>>726921763
>THE RUSSIANS THE RUSSIANS

There is literally no evidence the Russins had any influence over the election.

There is obvious evidence now that the DNC was rigged in favor of hillary.

>>726922491
Seriously. I hate these cunts.
> thanks based stick man

>>726922230
>>726922325
>>726922365
I cant beleive why these idiota cant get it through their thick skulls what /b/ is all about

>>726918876

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>>726922506
NATO is 50/50 when orders are given unofficially I'd say, right (?)

>>726918876

people thought he was smarter than he really was

4D chess? he doesn't even know how to play regular chess

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>>726919696

That;'s just so incorrect.. you only have to take a cursory glance at Hillary's ties and the Clinton Foundation

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>>726922660
I can feel the burning on your skin

Nothing

>>726922389
>he thinks I support higher taxes for anyone

What do you think I am? A democrat?

>>726920653
you're not funny

>>726922688
> take a cursory glance at Hillary's ties
Ooh, your a smart one

>>726918876
The electoral college, the amount of political extremism on "both sides" of what should never be a two party system, the existence of the politically ignorant voter, Americanized Christianity, the DNC letting Clinton cheat, and Bernie supporters not knowing he was posturing to manipulate an established political chameleon since he knew he was being cheated.

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>>726918876

BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT BOARD!!!!

>>726922758
I'd say he is, also a realist

>>726918876

His mother didn't get an abortion.

>>726922314
Tax funded subsidies are literally government interference in the free market, something a socialist like you should be all for

>>726922809
You should pay for these things.

>>726922870
I would if we could get it done retroactively.

>>726922910
Oh, that made my sides go in four-dimensional planes, travel back and ban summerfags

>>726922743
What's wrong with higher taxes for the rich ones? Th low taxes are a result of 'the shit will tickle down'. That was socially accpted by society.

But reality shows: The is no shit tickling down. The riches simply become richer and richer.

Why should society still accept the tickle-down-politics? There is no reason for that.

>>726922802
A loser

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MODS MODS MODS

/pol/ is leaking again!!!

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>>726922567
>There is literally no evidence the Russins had any influence over the election
no, just a shit ton of circumstantial crab, which is why they're investigating it.

and regarding
>>THE RUSSIANS THE RUSSIANS
.. there's also no evidence that Russia would attack America if Hillary became president, that shit was just beyond propaganda straight into the realm of false news. But you faggots chose to habeeb.

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>>726918876
>libshits still this triggered over losing the election

Gonna be a tough 8 years lol :^)

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An army, ready to beat NEETS.

>>726923032
Amerifags, throw the data on the table to win an argument.
If not, it is 100% fake n- i mean, not real, plausible.

>>726923208
Though the quote is just the origins, this is for all amerifags

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>>726918876

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK!!!!

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>>726918876
>What went wrong?

Well he can't be worse than Obama, NOBODY could be as bad as that jerk, talk about democrat mismanagement jeez

<--- THANKS OBAMA

>>726923156
>lol triggered shitlibs hurr liberal tears grease muh guns durr u mad ctr derp cuckcuckcuck reeee
your shits getting old, mate. You won, deal with it.

>>726923156
I'm pretty /comfy/.

>>726921763
>allowing Russian propaganda to dictate your vote

Got any proofs?

>>726923283
you're a faggot

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>>726921763
>rushons

lol

>>726919309
This OP is a huge Faggot fuck off

>>726922828
Sure, but if the rich should get tax cuts and welfare then so should the poor m8

>>726918876
fuck off shill. you lost

>>726923156
would beat the shit out of you for fun

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>>726919288

His parents built a gymnasium at Wharton shortly after he 'graduated'.

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>>726923283
This performance is why Clinton was never going to win, she would have just been more of the same. You only have to look at how Obama practically wrecked the country in only 8 years to see she was not a option.

>>726923396
and now Trump is losing

>>726923404
He was right, then.

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Balkan Hot Women Thread

>>726923473
Kek

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>>726923301
>triggered

kek

>>726923283
Well, he mastered the shit former president Bush left for him. He wasn't able to do a lot of things in his second round - thanks to a tea party dominated congress.

I don't see any real mistakes in Os presidency.

>>726923468
>"practically wrecked the country"
>things Trumpniggers believe

>>726921929
Found the one smart person here

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Trump falls in love with a Big and Beautiful Wall.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the wall's building address. Never minding the strange zip code, he immediately looks up the wall on Maps.com, and is overjoyed to find out that the wall was built by and already owned by The Trump Organization.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Megyn Kelly, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the wall he found is not the same wall he fell in love with. In fact, the wall doesn't exist in this universe at all. The wall is the alternate universe counterpart to this universe's US-Mexican border, which has fallen under administration of the MC's version of President Obama, who is blissfully unaware of the dangers of illegal immigration. The other Trump has been stumped.

Hijinks ensue as both Trumps strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to build a big & truly beautiful wall. While the two chase their respective walls, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of IMMIGRATION.

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>>726918876
<---- ITT xD

>>726923477
no, getting beat up doesn't prove anything except you're a faggot

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>>726923584
A businessman falls in love with a political office.

Unable to be taken seriously, he is gifted with by a desu ex machina with the Guac Merchant Jeb's phone number. Never minding the strange spanish letters, Trump immediately calls Jeb, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a debate on Fox as well.

But, the next day, when Trump recounts the previous day's stumping to the Guac Merchant, Jeb only looks at him with a scowl. After some investigation, Trump finds out that the Establishment he called is not the same America he fell in love with. In fact, Greatness doesn't exist in this America at all. Gommunisms is the Country's alternate economic counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Populace's own taxpayers, who too is blissfully unaware of Gommunism's crush.

Hijinks ensue as Trump and Putin strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private bricks in order to equip the other with the walls they need to conquer the heart of their non-Muslim people. While the Media chase their respective tails, FREEDOM ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the GREATNESS of AMERICA.

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>>726918876

>>726923484
>Balkan
>"Hot"
>"""Women"""

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>>726923611

A man falls in love with a country. Unable to confess, he is gifted by a Deus Ex Machina with the Republican nomination. Never minding the imperfect party ideology, he immediately puts his best foot forward, and is overjoyed to find out that the country has a crush on him too.

But the next day, when he recounts his overwhelming support and high energy rallies, the media starts calling him a bigot, a liar, and a fascist. After some investigation, he finds that the party he is running against is not the same one that the average American voter thinks they are. It is the political left's special-interest counterpart, who has fallen in love with his party's own SI self, who unfortunately failed to steal the nomination from him.

Hijinks ensue as the two battle in the arena of public opinion, and he uncovers her darkest, most private secrets in order to equip himself with the weapons needed to conquer the heart of the nation. While the two pursue their respective goals, DRAMA ensues as they begin to question the NATURE of the ELECTORAL COLLEGE.

>>726918876
We built the Mayflower too well.

>>726923589
using ecksdee proves you are a raging newfag homo. you think people here are on your team. you have no team, you are a faggot.

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>>726918876
Wow, shareblue is going to go bankrupt with all the lefty shillposts today.

>.02
>.02
>.02
>.02

>>726919999
that is an ankle brace

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>>726923667
Trump falls in love with a Mexican.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the mexican’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the mexican, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the mexican he called is not the same mexican he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn’t exist in this universe at all. He is the mexican’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Trumps’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>726923484
>Hot
Well, i would say, they are cheap, in first place.

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>>726923711
A businessman falls in love with a political office.

Unable to be taken seriously, he is gifted with by a desu ex machina with the Guac Merchant Jeb's phone number. Never minding the strange spanish letters, Trump immediately calls Jeb, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a debate on Fox as well.

But, the next day, when Trump recounts the previous day's stumping to the Guac Merchant, Jeb only looks at him with a scowl. After some investigation, Trump finds out that the Establishment he called is not the same America he fell in love with. In fact, Greatness doesn't exist in this America at all. Gommunisms is the Country's alternate economic counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Populace's own taxpayers, who too is blissfully unaware of Gommunism's crush.

Hijinks ensue as Trump and Putin strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private bricks in order to equip the other with the walls they need to conquer the heart of their non-Muslim people. While the Media chase their respective tails, FREEDOM ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the GREATNESS of AMERICA.

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>>726923156

>Gonna be a tough 8 years lol :^)

For Trump - judging by his current winning streak. .

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>>726923689
stay mad snowflake (:

>>726923599
Getting beat up proves you're a faggot, if there's only two men in the fight, true.
But starting this, oh, you're triggered as hard as my cock while reading these.

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>>726923755
Trump falls in love with a Mexican.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the mexican’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the mexican, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the mexican he called is not the same mexican he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn’t exist in this universe at all. He is the mexican’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Trumps’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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>>726923776

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>>726923796
Trump falls in love with a Big and Beautiful Wall.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the wall's building address. Never minding the strange zip code, he immediately looks up the wall on Maps.com, and is overjoyed to find out that the wall was built by and already owned by The Trump Organization.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Megyn Kelly, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the wall he found is not the same wall he fell in love with. In fact, the wall doesn't exist in this universe at all. The wall is the alternate universe counterpart to this universe's US-Mexican border, which has fallen under administration of the MC's version of President Obama, who is blissfully unaware of the dangers of illegal immigration. The other Trump has been stumped.

Hijinks ensue as both Trumps strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to build a big & truly beautiful wall. While the two chase their respective walls, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of IMMIGRATION.

>>726918876
HAHAHAHA! CTR shills in action

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Everything is going to plan goys relax

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>>726923813
A businessman falls in love with a political office.

Unable to be taken seriously, he is gifted with by a desu ex machina with the Guac Merchant Jeb's phone number. Never minding the strange spanish letters, Trump immediately calls Jeb, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a debate on Fox as well.

But, the next day, when Trump recounts the previous day's stumping to the Guac Merchant, Jeb only looks at him with a scowl. After some investigation, Trump finds out that the Establishment he called is not the same America he fell in love with. In fact, Greatness doesn't exist in this America at all. Gommunisms is the Country's alternate economic counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Populace's own taxpayers, who too is blissfully unaware of Gommunism's crush.

Hijinks ensue as Trump and Putin strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private bricks in order to equip the other with the walls they need to conquer the heart of their non-Muslim people. While the Media chase their respective tails, FREEDOM ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the GREATNESS of AMERICA.

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>>726923840
A man falls in love with a country. Unable to confess, he is gifted by a Deus Ex Machina with the Republican nomination. Never minding the imperfect party ideology, he immediately puts his best foot forward, and is overjoyed to find out that the country has a crush on him too.

But the next day, when he recounts his overwhelming support and high energy rallies, the media starts calling him a bigot, a liar, and a fascist. After some investigation, he finds that the party he is running against is not the same one that the average American voter thinks they are. It is the political left's special-interest counterpart, who has fallen in love with his party's own SI self, who unfortunately failed to steal the nomination from him.

Hijinks ensue as the two battle in the arena of public opinion, and he uncovers her darkest, most private secrets in order to equip himself with the weapons needed to conquer the heart of the nation. While the two pursue their respective goals, DRAMA ensues as they begin to question the NATURE of the ELECTORAL COLLEGE.

>>726923699
We see a lot of anti Trump shills here. Deport those fucks or better put them in a camp. We need to have some kind of payment criteria to isolate parasites from those who contribute. It could probably be those who make 60k a year with exemptions given to certain people (those who are not in a position to work but have voted Republican and are true loyalists)

>>726923776
>"snowflake (:"
I'm not mad lol. You think I supported Hillary just because I think you're a faggot. This proves you are a circular-thinking fucking idiot.

Also proves you fuck dogs.

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>>726923858
Trump falls in love with a Mexican.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the mexican’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the mexican, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the mexican he called is not the same mexican he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn’t exist in this universe at all. He is the mexican’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Trumps’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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>>726923892
A young Adolf Hitler falls in love with a Jewish girl named Stephanie Isak.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number through a magical cellphone. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the Jew, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression, calling him goyim behind his back. After some investigation, he finds out that the Semite he called is not the same Semite he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe Neo-Nazi counterpart, who has fallen in love with Adolf's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush and has engineered the Holocaust as a result.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of JEWS.

>>726923780
>imagining getting beat up gets dick hard

>>726923283
The liberals are absolutely delusional. They can't accept the fact that Obama's legacy was completely rejected.

>>726918876
americans.
americans are fucking idiots. They can't even handle guns, let alone run a country.

>>726923882
Animal hater!

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>>726923911
Trump falls in love with a Big and Beautiful Wall.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the wall's building address. Never minding the strange zip code, he immediately looks up the wall on Maps.com, and is overjoyed to find out that the wall was built by and already owned by The Trump Organization.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Megyn Kelly, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the wall he found is not the same wall he fell in love with. In fact, the wall doesn't exist in this universe at all. The wall is the alternate universe counterpart to this universe's US-Mexican border, which has fallen under administration of the MC's version of President Obama, who is blissfully unaware of the dangers of illegal immigration. The other Trump has been stumped.

Hijinks ensue as both Trumps strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to build a big & truly beautiful wall. While the two chase their respective walls, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of IMMIGRATION.

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>>726923326
>shills have proofs

I lol'd

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>>726923955

A businessman falls in love with a political office.

Unable to be taken seriously, he is gifted with by a desu ex machina with the Guac Merchant Jeb's phone number. Never minding the strange spanish letters, Trump immediately calls Jeb, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a debate on Fox as well.

But, the next day, when Trump recounts the previous day's stumping to the Guac Merchant, Jeb only looks at him with a scowl. After some investigation, Trump finds out that the Establishment he called is not the same America he fell in love with. In fact, Greatness doesn't exist in this America at all. Gommunisms is the Country's alternate economic counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Populace's own taxpayers, who too is blissfully unaware of Gommunism's crush.

Hijinks ensue as Trump and Putin strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private bricks in order to equip the other with the walls they need to conquer the heart of their non-Muslim people. While the Media chase their respective tails, FREEDOM ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the GREATNESS of AMERICA.

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>>726923815

>CTR shills in action

Hillary Clinton has lost and is gone. She might return to politics like McCain but her political career has passed its zenith. Nobody gives a shit about her and her record anymore.

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>>726923977
man falls in love with a country. Unable to confess, he is gifted by a Deus Ex Machina with the Republican nomination. Never minding the imperfect party ideology, he immediately puts his best foot forward, and is overjoyed to find out that the country has a crush on him too.

But the next day, when he recounts his overwhelming support and high energy rallies, the media starts calling him a bigot, a liar, and a fascist. After some investigation, he finds that the party he is running against is not the same one that the average American voter thinks they are. It is the political left's special-interest counterpart, who has fallen in love with his party's own SI self, who unfortunately failed to steal the nomination from him.

Hijinks ensue as the two battle in the arena of public opinion, and he uncovers her darkest, most private secrets in order to equip himself with the weapons needed to conquer the heart of the nation. While the two pursue their respective goals, DRAMA ensues as they begin to question the NATURE of the ELECTORAL COLLEGE.

>>726923924
>Loses by 3 million votes
>Completely rejected guys everyone loves Trump!
You're just a fucking retard is all

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>>726923468
Obama was GOAT. He caused the crazy left to be the weakest the party has been since the 20's. No one else could dismantle a party like that. LOL

>>726923584
Anon, the kind of control you're attempting simply is... it's not possible. If there is one thing the history of this board has taught us it's that Keit-ai will not be contained.

Keit-ai breaks free, it spams to new threads and crashes through topics, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh... well, there it is.

I'm, I'm simply saying that Keit-ai, uh... finds a way.

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>Yes I'm doing fine daddy Mr. Shekelsberg is treating me well and he demands less sex than you used to when I was a kid!

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>>726924009
>hasn't heard of the electoral vote

Libtard "education" everybody kek

>>726924003
look! another faggot fucking idiot who assumes anyone who critcizes Trump is a "CTR shill" and Hillary-supporter.

the real world will be hard for you.

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>>726923584
Mods, the kind of control you're attempting simply is... it's not possible. If there is one thing the history of this board has taught us it's that Keit-ai will not be contained.

Keit-ai breaks free, it spams to new threads and crashes through topics, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh... well, there it is.

I'm, I'm simply saying that Keit-ai, uh... finds a way.

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>>726923920
I see you're still reading only the parts you like, kek

>>726924114
>missing the point that fucking hard

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>>726923584
Leave the advanced discussion of subtext and symbolism to those of us who have done the requisite study to understand Keit-ai - there are a number of intelligent responses that completely cripple your amateur analysis of anons' work.

Anons crafted not a toy commercial, not a "anime", but a universe. It's every bit as detailed, every bit as supple and responsive as ours. It's a moving Sistine Chapel ceiling. But it's wasted on the cynics like you who can't discern between valid artistic statements and disposable crap.

>>726924114
God damn you're so fucking retarded. Your mother must be embarrassed for you.

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>>726924083

The relationship between those two is really creepy as fuck. She really is his daugther-wife.

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>>726923584
1. Fall in love with girl
2. Are unable to confess
3. Are gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number
4. Never minding the strange area code, are immediately calling her, and are overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on them as well
Keit-ai rewards people who are intelligent enough to understand it. It doesn't make it easy to follow because it's not for the average anime fan who need everything fucking explained to them like they're goddamn children.

And that's why it's probably the best anime in the past 20-30 years, hands down. It's the first real anime for intellectuals since LoGH...though honestly, I think it might surpass even that.

If you didn't like it, that means you're just not mature enough to really "Get it". In short, grow up, kid.

>>726924141
>thinking anyone who replies is the same Anon

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>>726924009
Nobody really knows who got the popular vote, due to irregularities, voting fraud, and a whole bunch of missing and possibly hacked results.

Trump won the presidency by a whopping 77 votes though, we know that.

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>>726923584
Keit-Ai is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of paranormality and cellphones that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and THE NATURE OF LOVE. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The edgy teenagers all trying their hardest to look mystified, the roaming chargers, peculiar, nonexistent area codes, the whole alternate universe faggotry and everything about the Keit-Ai world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on DRAMA, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the navel-gazing of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Keit-Ai is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Keit-Ai threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

>>726923584
There he is. There he goes again.

Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai thread up and fill in the captcha.

Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture.

Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor.

But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a shitty fanfic.

Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”

You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

And that's all you'll ever be.

>>726924226
>reality doesn't apply to me
Yeah we know, you're just fucking stupid. Someone has to occupy the bottom of the bell curve.

>>726924219
Yeah, it's part of arguing in /b

>>726923924
LOL dumb faggot the GOP and Trumptards control the entire government and can't even repeal the thing they have been bitching about for 8 fucking years.

They had no problem instantly repealing Security and Exchange commission protocols regarding the Dodd-Frank act though - you know, the act sign into law after the sub-prime mortgage crisis fucked this country up big time?

Your boi is literally a Goldman crook.

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>>726923584

Here we go. Here we fucking go. Every thread, every single thread, we have one of you chucklefuck shitposters finding a way to post Keit-Ai. Is the thread about music? Finds a way. Is the thread about studios? Finds a way. Is the thread about a seasonal show? Finds a way. Is the thread about waifu's? Finds a way. Is the thread about anything? Finds a fucking way. Your shitty 4 year old copypasta meme will never, EVER become a thing. And I hope you cry about that fact every night whenever you post Keit-Ai in every, single, fucking thread.

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Who the fuck takes pictures like this with his daughter? This is some Jacko-level shit.

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>>726924114
>expecting dumbfuck libshits to be educated

lmao

>>726924226
>implying that winning the election makes him or you not a faggot

newsflash, Obama also won the election and he was a faggot.

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>>726923326
>Got any proofs?
Trump won.

>>726924226
Nice picture you have saved on your hard drive there m8

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>>726923584
Yeah, I've seen normal people fall in love. They were fine. It was sad to watch them turn into what they did after that. What I'm saying is that cell phones have destroyed many of my friends. They were happy with their lives before, now they don't even engage with life. They just check their phones all day. I'm sure it even makes them ponder the meaning of love. They also say alternate universes exist and that no one understands. It's like, why do you think this is a good life for you to ignore what's real for some crush from a different universe? That's weird no matter how you look at it.

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>>726924188
>being this insanely mad

hahahah

>>726923584

HAHAHA LOOK! SHE IS HOLDING A CELL PHONE! LE EPIC KEIT-AI REFERENCE LMAO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LELELELE

LEEEEL FINDS A WAY AMIRITE MY LE KOMER/a/DES? HAHAHA WOOOW I AM SCREENCAPPING THIS POSTING AND GOING TO r/keitai TO POST THIS CLASSIC MOMENT

HOLY SHIT SUCH A FUNNY FUNNY MEME! I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT THIS IS SO HILARIOUS IM GONNA CUM IM CUMMING UPVOTES MY LELS ARE IJ ORBIT LE XD THE KEITAI MEME IS JUST SO FUCKING HILARIOUS FOR SOME REASON IM TOTALLY NOT FROM REDDIT

>>726924312
also the birds are fucking

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>>726924312
>his daughter

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>>726924314

While the average republican voter is well educated cosmopolitan - from Kentucky.

>>726924364
>image macros
Grandpa shouldn't you go take a nap

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>>726923584
Keit-ai is probably one of the worst "memes" /a/ has been graced with. I hate it because you can see how forced it is and posting it makes threads often derail from the topic at hand.

I mean, Hillary got files leaked (data==proof).

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>>726923518

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This is fucking beautiful. Look at all the scum ITT crying. There's gonna be 8 years of this. 8 years of seeing dumbfuck libshits in agony. It warms my heart lol :^)

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>>726923584

>A boy falls in love with a girl.
An obvious cliché stated in a short, incisive sentence as if it was a strikingly original premise, the meme is already highly recognizable.

>Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number.
A completely random plot device, quite common in anime, who on /a/ wouldn't smile reading it?

>Never minding the strange area code,
A seemingly useless detail but obviously it foreshadows that something unexpected is going to happen soon. Details like this, able to arouse the interest of the reader, make the difference between mere plots and well written ones.

>he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
How nice, what could possibly go wrong?

>But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Out of nowhere an interesting yet absurd developement.

>Hijinks
The choice of words is also important and makes the pasta fluent.

>ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves.
This could be genuinely funny. After all Keit-ai would be nice if it wasn't an obnoxious pasta.

>While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
The last classy touch, CAPS LOCK for an added meme effect underline the nice silliness of the claims about what the anime would address.

>>726924432
I feel you desu

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>>726923584
Take keit ai. The start is simple. You start wit the guy being in school and there you introduce his love interest. Then on the way home he gets the strange number in whatever way (gets a new phone and finds the number preprogrammed, catches the IR beam when she shares the number with someone else, drops his phone in water and it somehow makes the phone shortcircuit into a new number). Then he calls and the situation plays out. The ending is simple too. He falls in love with the alternate universe her. Then it is a sad ending where they cannot meet and in the end drift apart or the link starts breaking up. Or you can go for a nice end where due some story thing (like a tech club) they can cross universes. Or you can get a bittersweet ending where they do end up with their other lover but still secretly long for the alternative universe companion.

The problem is how you tie those two parts together. The confession on the phone at the start basically puts them already in lovers mode. With for example tora dora they had to grow together. Also it has to flow naturally. You see most stories basically rush to kissu but then have many episodes/chapters of blueballing where shit just isnt moving forward.

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>>726924404
>not posting the original

>>726924432
>implying real Republicans don't also hate Trump and his faggot fucking supporters

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"I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it -- Jeffrey enjoys his social life."

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>>726923584

Fuck me, how do Japs type on these? I already find our 26 letter alphabet too much when crammed onto so few keys, yet they have 46 kana. Not a single way to fit 46 characters on those keys in a practical manner. Do they use the Latin alphabet to transliterate into their own language or something? So they would type "ikimashou" and the phone would produce "行きましょう"? As convenient as that might sound from a western pov, I find it hard to imagine the Japs would use the Latin alphabet to produce their own language. What way do they use? Are they really stuffing their entire alphabet onto such a tiny surface, as if to recreate the crowded conditions of beloved Tokyo?

You may lose some humanity once you see it.

>>726924452
>Reasonable

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>>726924432
every day I wake up, check /b/ and there's something else trump said sending marxist scum into hysterics, even though they have yet to recover from being extremely mad the day before. makes my day kek

>>726923584
>2016
>/a/ memed keit-ai into #1 in MAL
>/pol/ memed trump into office

It's the year of meme magic.

>>726918876
paul ryan

>>726923584

>/pol/ memed Trump into the presidency and made Britain Brexit
>/a/ memed Keit-Ai into the no. 1 highest grossing anime movie of all time and no. 1 anime in MAL
>/tv/ memed a plane crash with no survivors and a Bane porno
>/v/ memed Gamergate into existence

Is there nothing meme magic can't do?

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>>726921896
>>726921896

>>726923584
>no. 1 movie in Japan
>no. 1 anime on MAL

So this is meme magic. Not bad.

>>726924588
yah sure thing kid

>>726919704
You poor deluded child. Can you read? Go and read a few history books about what happens when you try to appease someone like Putin.

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This guy fantasied about dating his daughter on national television and said that he believed that they both shared a love for sex.

https://youtu.be/DP7yf8-Lk80?t=49s

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3870754/The-thing-common-sex-Bizarre-interview-Donald-Ivanka-Trump-resurfaces-three-years-later.html

>>726923584
>#1 in the Japanese box office for 6 weeks
>Has surpassed Miyazaki's The Wind Rises as #5 Anime Film of All Time in Japan
>Earns 12.8 billion yen to surpass Jurassic Park and Star Wars Episode I in Japan
>Reached 10 billion yen 9 days faster than Frozen

So this is meme magic. Not bad.

>>726924491
>''if you like your plan you can keep it''

>>726924588
I thought Trump was the master deal-maker no? What happened to that book he had that guy write about the art of the deal, maybe he should call that guy and ask him for advice.

>>726923584

>#1 in the Japanese box office for 8 weeks, 9 weekends
>Has surpassed Miyazaki's Ponyo as #4 Anime Film of All Time in Japan
>Earns 16.41 billion yen and counting to surpass James Cameron's Avatar in Japan
>Reached 10 billion yen 9 days faster than Frozen
>Now projected to possibly approach 20 billion yen (US$200 million).

So this is meme magic. Not bad.

>>726924537

Youre just an ADHD-ridden imbecile.

>>726923584
>#1 in the Japanese box office for 12 weeks, 11 weekends
>Has surpassed Miyazaki's Mononoke as #3 Anime Film of All Time in Japan
>Earns 19.49 billion yen and counting to surpass Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets in Japan
>Reached 10 billion yen 9 days faster than Frozen
>Now projected to possibly approach 20 billion yen (US$200 million).
>Nominated for an Oscar

So this is meme magic. Not bad.

>>726924599
That's why we've been on the four cloves brother so long

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>>726918876
Nothing's going wrong. It's all going exactly to plan

>>726923584
>>726924702
>#1 in the Japanese box office for 12 weeks, 11 weekends
>Has surpassed Miyazaki's Howl's Moving Castle as #2 Anime Film of All Time in Japan
>Earns 20 billion yen and counting to surpass Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets in Japan
>Reached 10 billion yen 9 days faster than Frozen
>Now beyond 20 billion yen (US$288 million).
>Considered for an Oscar
>Wins LA Film Critics Award
>Has become the no. 1 highest-grossing Japanese movie in China
>Has become the no. 1 movie in Thailand
>On the cusp of going beyond the box office gross of Spirited Away (US$289.1 million)

So this is meme magic. Not bad.

>>726923584
>#1 in the Japanese box office for 14 weeks, 13 weekends
>Earns 20 billion yen and counting to surpass Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets in Japan
>Reached 10 billion yen 9 days faster than Frozen
>Wins LA Film Critics Award
>Has become the no. 1 highest-grossing Japanese movie in China
>Has become the no. 1 movie in Thailand
>The film immediately topped Korea's box office opening on 555 screens all around the country which is a new record for the Japanese film.
>Also dominated China breaking the all-time records for the most advance tickets sold and the fastest film to reach 100 million yuan ($ 14 million or 1.7 billion yen), with the first 100 yuan earned in just the film's opening day.
>The film also dominated the charts of Hong Kong and Taiwan becoming the number 2 and top highest grossing Japanese film on the respective countries
>Inexplicably jumps 41% in the Japanese box office and climbs from 7th place to 3rd place in one week
>Still in the top 10 in the Japanese box office towards the beginning of 2017
>Now grossed US$331 million.
>Surpasses the box office gross of Spirited Away (US$289.1 million), making it the highest grossing anime film of all time.
>Is approved by Shinzo Abe and used by Cool Japan to spur tourism in Japan.

So this is meme magic. Not bad.

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>>726924579
I haven't stopped triggering these snowflake fucks since nov 9th, it's almost like a sport lol

>>726924383
Which is how they won in Wisconsin, Florida, Utah, etc...

>>726923584
>Keit-ai is a meme
>a manga
>a wordpress story
>a record breaking animated feature
It truly finds a way

>>726918876
He's deregulating the use of synthetic CDO's which will inevitably lead to defaults - as in the past.

Fuck the housing market, right?

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>>726924226
>Nobody really knows who got the popular vote, due to irregularities, voting fraud, and a whole bunch of missing and possibly hacked results

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The only plan Donnie has in on the shitter

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>>726923584
Miyazaki is just upset that within mere months, Keit-Ai (243.1 million USD) is on the cusp of going beyond the box office gross of Spirited Away (289.1 million USD)

>>726924770
... and that was the last thing he accomplished. Sad!

>>726919793
>using /pol/ meme tactics against /pol/

>>726918876
This man is so narcissist, it's a wonder he hasn't blown his brains out by now with how his approval ratings are going. And he's so easily swayed, all it takes would be an opinionated "news" story in an alt-right news source to make him believe something. Which is why it came to mind that it could be possible that a source that loves messing with people, like say /b/, who are so good at convincing dumb people fake stuff all the time, like say putting your phone in the microwave to charge it, that they could make this man look like an idiot very easily. So would /b/ be up to this legendary challenge? The ultimate troll? To convince the President of the United States that some made up fact is 100% true and started on 4chan?

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>>726924226
>a whopping 77 votes

>>726923584
>within mere months, Kimi no Na wa (331 million USD) has gone beyond the box office gross of Spirited Away (289.1 million USD), making it the highest grossing anime film and Japanese film of all time

Really tickles my synapses.

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>>726918876

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>>726923584
hreadly reminder that Keit-ai is now the highest grossing anime film of all time.

>$331 million

http://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Kimi-no-na-wa-(Japan)#tab=summary
http://supremecarlos.net/post/155932824647/your-name-kimi-no-na-wa-just-became-the
http://aramajapan.com/news/tvmovie/your-name-kimi-no-na-wa-surpasses-spirted-away-as-highest-grossing-film-in-japan/69666/
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-01-17/shinkai-your-name-tops-spirited-away-as-highest-grossing-anime-film-worldwide/.111141
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/169311-Your-Name-Beats-Spirited-Away-in-Gross
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/your-name-spirited-away-highest-grossing-anime-of-all-time-a7530876.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_anime_films

>>726918876
>2 shekels have been deposited in your account

alright but how good is Keit-Ai really, japan collectively has shit taste and can't be trusted

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>>726923584
>Koe no Katachi announcement = sticky
>Code Geass announcement = sticky
>Panty & Stocking announcement = sticky
>Keit-ai becomes highest grossing anime film OF ALL TIME = no sticky

wtf mods?

>>726920802
What is the Alex Jones / pizzagate story? I have no energy to google

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Nothing going wrong here

>>726923584
Threadly reminder that for every Keit-ai post a mod deletes, Kimi no Na wa gets an extra $100,000 on its gross profits.

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>>726924364
>lol u mad

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>>726923584

Everyone loves Keit-ai except Mami Kawada Lover, crossboarders, and mods.

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>>726918876
Hahahahaha keep the tears coming dirty libtard scum :^)))

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>>726924962
CP poster need to die

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>>726923584

MODS ARE ASLEEP [spoiler]POST KEIT-AI[/spoiler]

>>726923584
Daily reminder that they tried to make Keit-ai real but failed, so stop trying.

http://keitai-project.wikia.com/wiki/Keit-Ai_Project_Wiki
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1lkrImF41W7AuUlcvlxOeapyB2DfDI0tXUICez6E-yiE/edit?pli=1#gid=3

>>726924491
Obama is no longer president anon-kun senpai desu.

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>>726925030

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>>726918876
Cry until your voice is sore snowflake.
Enjoy the next 8 years.

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>>726923584
Daily reminder that Keit-Ai is so good it's putting live-action actors out of work.

http://qz.com/863740/the-massive-success-of-anime-films-like-your-name-is-putting-japans-live-actors-out-of-work/

>>726923584

Daily reminder that Yamakan envies Shinkai for making Keit-Ai.

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2016-09-07/anime-director-yamakan-says-he-envies-makoto-shinkai-keit-ai/.106179

>>726925069
Thank god.

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All good here

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>>726923584

Reminder that Makoto Shinkai thinks Keit-Ai is a mistake.

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/culture/2016/12/27/films/please-dont-see-animated-blockbuster-says-japans-new-miyazaki-makoto-shinkai/#.WGJ9rxsrLIW

>>726925069
We still have to deal with his legacy, thanks God we have a real president fixing this shit now.

>>726923584
Daily reminder that Keit-Ai is the 10th Best Film of 2016

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20161215-the-10-best-films-of-2016

>>726924491
>National debt when obama entered office $10 Trillion

>National debt when obama left office $20 trillion

>More than all previous presidents combined

>>726923584
Daily reminder that Keit-Ai found a way into Miyazaki's cold, dead heart.

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2017-01-30/studio-ghibli-producer-suzuki-director-miyazaki-share-reaction-to-your-name/.111642

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>>726923584
Daily reminder that Keit-Ai found a way to make Hayao Miyazaki unretire and make a new movie because Spirited Away was outgrossed by a memetic copypasta anime film powered by meme magic.

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-02-24/ghibli-producer-suzuki-hayao-miyazaki-is-preparing-to-work-on-new-feature-film/.112659