I feel like I can fuck my Mom, should I do it?

Why not, everyone else already fucked her.

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Go for it

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Do it.

Do it fucking live.

>>726903792
good one

>>726903686
Story time op. Explain why you think you can and also why you want to

I just need tips /b/ros, will there be repercussions etc?

>>726904006
I mean your guys' relationship will be awkward. But if you're both consenting maybe things might be different.

>>726904006
Honestly, if you think you have a shot, just go for it. Feel her up or tell her you need to talk to her about some feelings of intimacy you have about her.

DO IT FAGGOT

Maybe.
Post pics first tho

Stay tuned, i'm on the phone, will tell you the story /b/ros

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I would like to hear a story on her fucking everyone else and why you think you can fuck?

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>>726904385
I'll be here anon. I tried to get with my mom once, she flipped out on me, haven't tried since.

>>726904527
mine seems like she wants to fuck /b/ro

>>726904703
How do you know?

>>726904527
My mom has narcolepsy so I fuck her while she sleeps

>>726904703
how can you tell? which signs? and how far into the spectrum are you?

Explain, OP

Post pics plz

>>726904810
K that's called rape. KYS

>>726904810
Also, no you don't. You're a fag: again kys

>>726904883
Niggerino

>>726903686
if can... maybe a little booze?
>I'm not sure if you have a similar upbringing like me? but at age 5, my parents divorced and my mom went into the military (Army)... she was there till I was 14... now I live with here because my dad has his own, new family now (but I was cool with it). I'm not sure if this long separation is part of genetic attraction, but I'm 19 now and live with her... she's single... we've very subtly flirt (I've mentioned "Mom, your gorgeous! when are you gonna date again?"... and fast kisses in the mouth. I'm in a similar situation like you, where I think I can have sex with here (note: not a virgin and I have had 3 ex girlfriends)... on top of the... she is stunning and /fit/.
I don't know dude.. shits weird and complicated!!!!!!!

>>726904952
Niggeroni

>>726904961
Ooooo good one. You really hurt my feelings.

>>726904000
leans over me while i'm showing her something on the phone and starts rubbing her tits on my shoulder lmao.
Tries to get in the same bed as me but I kind of don't allow it because I haven't taken the decision to fuck her yet.
Stares at me quite a lot, especially when i'm changing, always calls me good-looking and shit like that (I know Moms tend to compliment their children but this feels like it's coming from another place).

>>726905034
I just don't understand do you not know that you are on 4chan did you stumble in the naughty side of the internet from ifunny

>>726903686
pihb

>>726904969
i'm an ass to my Mom, I don't even compliment her, she's average but I think that's what makes her want to suck me off more kek

>>726904969
If you guys are that close: Make her dinner, add wine, talk about bullshit, bring up sexual shit, mix her a stronger drink, bring up incest, feel her reaction out, if you get a green light, hit it, if not, there always next tims

>>726904969
drink with her, pace yourself. don't flirt at all until you're both a few drinks in

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she asks you if you are checking out her ass
>mfw
>wtf

>>726905065
She's definitely signaling. She wants it, but she knows it's wrong, she's probably waiting for you to make the first move. She wants to be guilt free.

>>726903686
If you fuck her it could possibly mean casual sex without anyone suspecting a thing for the rest of your lifs.

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>>726905065
Just let her in the bed as see what she does. Let make all the move and dont start anything, just in case you are totally misreading the situation.

>>726903686are you some kind of nigger ? No then don't fuck your mom

>>726903686
Just tell her you're a virgin, and all the mean kids at school keep bullying you because of it. Any self respecting mother would fuck their son on the spot if they told her that.

>>726905594
That's some sound advice too. If she does start rubbing up on you, take things further. Run back. Just be subtle

>>726905609
Incest is hot.

>>726905252
preferable to follow the being an ass route

>>726905654
she already knows i'm not

>>726905862
make whatever move you can possibly make or conceive in your little head and take that chance.
than you can tell us about it and or show us pictures.

>>726905594
I would do that, it's just that i'm not sure I want to fuck her yet, I mean the thought of it turns me on and I do get a boner when she pulls off stunts like these but i'm not sure, i'm not sure it's healthy for our long-term relationship. However I think that by fucking your Mom it could better your overall standing with other girls in the sense that you just broke an incest barrier, what else is it that you could do with a girl or that a girl could do with you that'd make you spill your spaghetti, nothing I suppose. So maybe I can convince myself that it's for the betterment of my future lays with other chicks kekkk

I fucked my mum last christmas after getting so high and drunk. We don't talk about it now and keep it quiet.

>>726905269
>>726905184
>>726905252

she let's me sip wine, and I'm hardly home... the long 9 year absence with maybe a total of 30+ visits in between, makes my attraction to her not gross at all! I don't have a fear of rejection, but a fear of utter change for the worse... but imma try the booze thing (I rarely drink with her)... and our "flirting" has taken a lil passion boost in the last 3 months...
>imma go for it soon, I think when she's tipsy, imma say something like "I remember you breastfeeding me, [laugh it off] I actually miss it, can I try again?"...
I'm a little nervous though.. but with our attitudes recently, I believe it's possible.
I'm so attracted to my mom more than my previous girlfriends or girls I know now!!!

>>726906249
mine is going to be consensual and sober soo

>>726906268
Same scenario man, I was away from my Mom for quite a loong time. Maybe that's what makes us want to fuck them

>>726906268
Pic? You don't have to show face

>>726906013
the thing is your mom is probably a much better fuck than a girl your age. its not gonna be some shitty high school prom handjob in dads car. if you go through with it just follow her lead. if it turns out to be an unhealthy arrangement she'll be the first to know.

>>726906013
I feel ya fam. Sometimes the fantasy is better than the real thing. I've always liked the idea of me and my gf tag teaming another guy, when it actually happened it was hot as fuck, but the after thought kinda bothers me.

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>>726906268
Dont use that line. Please. Its going to scare her away because she'll think of you as her son again and freak out

>>726906679
This x1000

>>726906562
that's one of the only reasons that's actually encouraging me to do it, she seems like such a good fuck lmao. I'm just completely uncomfortable with doing it for some reason.
>>726906587
it's not as much of a fantasy for me to be honest, I don't think about it much, it's just the fact that it's been presented to me that has started to have me think about it

>>726906757
Interesting. Never met anyone who might be interested in it without first having a forethought about it.

>>726906679
yea don't use that shit man. From my experience with male/female interactions, never pre-plan anything you're going to say because if you do, sometimes you'll end up forcefully saying it and it'll be completely out of context, it'll creep the girl out and kill the entire mood. Just literally go with the flow man. go with the flow, if your Mom or any other girl for that matter wants to fuck you they will make it happen, all you have to do is show them that you're willing as well, pushing it gets you nowhere. so go with the flow, let her know you're completely down with it and if she signals you further or takes initiative, you're in.

>>726906833
I don't know, my Mom and I have a very weird relationship

>>726904883
fuck off cancer

>>726906268
Dude, pretend your going on a hot date, come back in a few hours, looking sad. She asks, what's wrong fag? You say you met her but she said you were not good looking enough, (make up a small story if you want) then ask her if it's true, she says typical no your not ECT, then you say, well she said it when we were skinny dipping/fooling around.

Take it from there. I ain't helping no mo.

>>726903686
yes, and post video. HD video, that is.

To conclude, I think I might let her in my bed next time and see what she might do, in fact i'm confident enough to place a $1000 bet that she's going to rub her ass on my crotch, call me a fag if she doesn't and i'll pay you $1000 as well.

>>726907082
Dont do this. Its almost as if /b/ is full of nignog virgins

>>726907145
Worked for me faggot. Well my aunt anyways.

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>>726906386
I'll show it because it a physical picture and it's not uploaded on the net.. her 4 years ago as a teacher

>>726907123
If she does, fuck her. Fuck her good and deep. Then post pics. I don't even want the $1000

>>726907246
Holy hell, I'd fuck the shit outta her...

>>726907246
Oh my. She's exquisite.

>>726907262
I'll take it anon. I got bills up the ass, family keeps dying around me.

more pics!

>>726904883
>>726905034
Tumblr pls go

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>>726907246
OP you have potential here. Start texting her rn

>>726906268
if your Mom wants to fuck you, she will. You just got to assure her that you're fine with her going for it or she's got to assure you that she's fine with you going for it.
Moral of the story; the top ways to attract your mother is as follows;
- walk out the shower naked, huge chance she will stare at you uncontrollably
- walk around with your boxers in the house a lot, make sure she sees you, try having a semi-boner on at most times.
- I don't know if the "have your mom catch you fapping" works, but I think with my Mom there's a 90% chance it would work.

I don't know what other scenarios I could think of, but this should do for now. don't try to mentally convince or trick your mother into doing it. females are visual, they'll deny you any conversational compliance that has to do with fucking you. Catch her off guard and let her hormones and instincts guide her, you want to shut her brain out of the scenario as much as possible, the less brain there is, the better it's going to be for you.

>>726907387
>>726907381
you catch my drift now?
so I'm a try with the "I miss you breastfeeding" scheme... probably by this Wednesday!!!!!

>>726907262
I don't know about the pics, I got a lot of friends and family who actually know and use this piece of shit of a website

>>726907614
Well. Best of luck to you then fam. Hope it all works out for you

>>726903686
No. No you shouldn't. I have done things so close... But... It fucked me up.

>>726907487
I'm not op... I'm this dude↓↓↓
>>726904969

>>726907599
don't try the "I miss you breastfeeding" scheme. don't make me repeat myself again man, that'll indefinitely kill the mood. You want to make no relation with her about being her son when sex is about to go down otherwise you're fucking up your chances.

>>726907599
She's a teacher. She may just gor for that.

>>726907599
NO. Read some of the other things Anons have said here... Don't use any gay ass lines...

don't go for the breastfeeding line, that is just stupid! then she will remember you as a child and thats a turn off for normal people.

>>726907733
Unless she's just as sick minded as he is. She may just be into the whole incest thing.

>>726907246
yeah she knows how to fuck. better hop on that train quick OP

>>726907694
if I can get you some pictures that won't reveal her identity, i'll share them. remember this number, it'll be in the next thread if I do fuck her:
F76CCV87255

>>726907772
They're considering incest and she's obviously attracted to him. They're NOT normal people.

>>726907799
we're not going to put bets on the "unless". We want to play this safe, if she's as sick minded as he is then she'll fall for something more normal but if she's not as sick minded as he is then she won't fall for that breast-feeding fucking gay ass pick up line

>>726907811
10-4 good buddy

>>726903686
just imagine your cock is your head as a baby getting sucked in and out of your moms vagina and then nut in her.

>>726907906
Definitely creampie...

>>726907902
If she's sick minded and contemplating incest, then looking at him as her son is EXACTLY what he wants. Consider what the fuck we're talking about people!

Wait till about 2 weeks after her "Cycle" that's when chicks are the most horny!

>>726907799
>>726907760
>>726907739
>>726907733

shit dudes... now I'm getting nervous and aroused (thinking about the incoming situation)... I think if she drunk it'll work...
can u guys please give me a couple of good liners!!!! plz!!! but this is gonna happen... when we kiss (fast mouth) we hug each other tight (almost romantic), so I now there is a chance!!!

>>726907852
please don't be one of these people who thinks incest is not normal, it is, we've just been socially pressured into thinking it's not. the only thing that is wrong with it, which is also not 100% confirmed is that it can cause giving birth to unhealthy children if your mother does get knocked up after you fuck her, otherwise safe sex sounds good. In fact I think that if every mother fucked her kid, same goes with the father for his daughter. We might actually end up finding that as teens grow up they will be much more confident in their sexuality and will not view sex as a big thing, it'll result in more confident teens and adults when they do grow-up. I think it'll also render males to achieve more pussy because they removed "sex" off of the pedestal by fucking their mothers continuously. I'm speaking for those who view it as a mind-blowing thing.

>>726908132
Honestly bro. You don't need words. Let your body do the talking. Next time you hug extendedly, slowly grab her ass. See where it goes from there, embrace her as a lover and not a mom.

>>726903686
sorry op.. didn't mean to jack thread...
I'm the guy who's mom is the teacher (pic)...
IM NOT OP!!!! SORRY OP!!!

Yea man but she doesn't want the image of him being a month old sucking on her tit in her head while fucking him, she wants to fuck him now because he's grown up and proves to be sexually ready. Incest and pedophilia can actually be two different things.

>>726908144
You're endorsing pedofillia. I'm talking about two consenting adults who happen to be related. Get your head checked bro.

>>726908336
no need to apologize man, this can be for the benefit of both of us

>>726908336
Well I am not OP either... But I would fuck your mom...

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Warms my heart to see the community come together to help this young boy achieve his dreams.

>>726908144
unless you've got convincing evidence to fuck with mendelian genetics, incest is proven to have a higher chance of children with genetic issues.

>>726908380
lmao pedophilia exists because we created it you fuck, if a child is completely cool with it, who the fuck are you to ban it "hurr durr children cant make up their minds", I remembering being 9 and having a mind of my own, having the urge to have sex with some people whereas denying the thought of having it with others. if it's not by force you can go and fuck yourself with your pedophilia term

>>726908537
I said safe sex, no breeding.

>>726908264
I've slapped it before, just playing around... the shit we do to each is already a little inappropriate compared to other mom n son relationship... I really, really want to to 3 things;
>1. kiss her passionately (French)
>2. suck her tits...
>3. a little nasty, but lick/slurp her ass!!!

>>726908551
I understand that children have a mind of their own, but they haven't experienced life enough to know the long lasting consequences of their own actions. That's why sex with children is fucked off

>>726908600
I have no intention of kissing my mother, in fact I would like to completely avoid it, if we can fuck without face to face contact, it would be great

>>726907717
Sext her brotha

>>726908689
yea having sex at age 9 as a guy (saying as a guy because I am one, don't know how it works for females.) . I'm sure that it'll scar you for life, are you retarded? i'd spend 4th grade bragging to my friends about it lmao, well not literally but i'd have a high all year long, i'd be 40 years old later and still visit my mother in her grave if she had died and thank her for that great experience. you've read too many anti-pedophilia articles, you no longer know the difference between consensual sex with a minor and non-consensual sex with a minor. two hugely different things

>>726908600
Dubs confirmed. You've definitely got a chance. But I would definitely have some wine involved. Don't be completely hammed, just be a little buzzed and relaxed. Hug her, then instead of quick kiss on the lips, make it slow and sensual. Grab her ass in the process. With the other hand grope her titts.

>>726908846
You're a sick fuck anon.

>>726908706
okay then why bother???
I on the other hand, am deeply attracted to her... I want to do a lot of nasty shit with her..
>I'm the dude w/teacher mom here FYI
anons!!! give me some fucking lines!!!
to have a little arsenal!!! I will tell my true feelings... but need backup ammo!!!
I can't fucking wait!!!! I can taste her!!!
>tfw she's sleeping 30 ft from me not knowing I'm plotting for us to be a low key/on the down low fuck couple!

>>726903686

I already fucked your mom...it wasn't that great. That's why I left her.

>can't get a gf because too obese, retarded, and autistic
>thinks he can fuck his mom since there is no way anyone else would ever fuck him
>after months of jerking off to traps and fantasizing about their "feminine penises" in his mouth, decides to go for it
>mom is disgusted, disowns him, ruining the relationship with the only person in the world thinking he isn't a sad waste of life.
>dies a week later, jerking off naked in a gutter, because he has no idea how to function outside of his bedroom.

drop some pics i wanna fap

>>726909109
You don't need lines. If you use lines she'll know something's up.

>>726909140
good one but seeing that you know so deeply of such a scenario i'm assuming you're overweight and all the other things as well?