ITT: We are reddit

>>726901903
This. So much this.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Didn't read; upvoted

Favorite subs?
Mine are >>>/r/askreddit and >>>/r/incels

>>726901903
Kek, nice one. Have some gold.

I'm^really^cool^because^I'm^on^reddit^but^I'm^using^4chan^memes^

>>726901903
ELI5?


>top comment

Serious: My wife's boyfriend is pregnant, should I accept her request to keep the child?

>>726902272
*edit thank you so much kind stranger for the gold. It will certainly make my life a little more pleasurable.

>>726902341
Yes, definitely. It's her child and she's a woman, and being a woman means she gets to make all the child decisions, even if they severely change your life to the point where it's not worth living.

This will probably get buried but... I'm fine with gay people.

>>726902629
>implying reddit treats women with respect
I know it's fun to make fun of reddit here, but they fucking hate women just as much as this please. Reddit isn't the progressive hive mind 4chan seems to think it is. They are very conservative when it comes to social issues surrounding women, trans and other minorities. Reddit is really only progressive economically and scientifically.

>>726902723
Down vote

>>726901903

shut your fucking trap mouth you sleazy psuedo intellectual whore

>>726903116
>banned from sub

>>726902825
>down vote; negative karma

>>726901903
I hate myself and am worthless. Can someone validate me?

Trump = Hitler and John Oliver = Comedic genius

>>726903277
*hugs hugs* You're not worthless and it's fine if you don't want to work because of your social anxiety. Life will get better, I promise. Please don't kill yourself.

>>726903344
We're talking about reddit, not /pol/.

>>726903210
This is why I stopped using reddit.

>>726903346
Can I get gilded?

>>726903476
I think you meant "gelded"

>>726902825
Hey your post has triggered me.. but in a good way! It appears that you are positively spreading awareness of Black History Month! Thanks for fighting the good fight, long live and prosper!
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[Video] Bird does a backflip off of tree branch (x-post from /r/natureisgay)

>>726903610
>down voted

>>726903767
upvote

>>726903830
>controversial down vote

>>726901903
XD XD I hate trump XD he is a racist and all Republicans are dumb and I'm smart cause I stand with bernie. r/esist fuck trump! Do I fit in yet?

>>726904115
Haha, you made me laugh, take some gold!

>>726904165
No you're a radical liberal and that is not encouraged in this sub. Please refrain from using such terms.

Go back to r/atheism reddit newfags

>>726904115
>>726904187
*edit Thank you kind stranger. I was having a tough week but this gold made my day.

>>726904241
Please don't report me to the mods I'm an atheist I swear.

>>726903690
I will be messaging you on 2017-03-28 02:08:04 UTC to remind you of this link.
CLICK THIS LINK to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam.

>>726904377
>up voted

Kek reddit is for fags.

>>726904241
>reported

>>726904418
>down voted and reported

>>726902723
Truly brave, have my up vote kind sir

>>726903116
Relevant username

This thread is the gay

Me too, thanks

>>726904514
Username checks out, anonymous.

>>726903767
Haha my girlfriend will love this!

>>726901903
>Tries desperately to make funny or witty comment for upvotes without regard for actual discussion or value.

Zoe Quinn actually made a good game.

>>726902723
>up voted to the 300+

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>>726904415
>>726904434
Wow thank you for the support fellow fuck trumpers. You mind pegging me while I do the math to prove bernie still has a chance at the presidency

>>726904644
>up voted

Playing skyrim
MFW dragons :o

>>726902723
SO BRAVE *opboats*

>hates reddit when using 4chan
>hates 4chan when using redddit.
Average user.

Heads up guys 4chan is raiding us!

>>726904737
>unreasonable up votes

>>726904795
>what a save
>what a save
>what a save
>what a save
>what a save

>>726904804
Wow never thought this would get to the front page, thanks friends!

*Controversial sounding sentence with a left leaning joke at the end*

>>726904737
Foos ro dah xD !

>>726904874
>unreasonable gold for follow up comment

>>726904904
I'm going to hell for laughing at this

>>726901903
honestly /b/ is basically fucking reddit wit all thesee fjkfing fnefags all over the palce. like get the fuck out we wuz kinz in shit i fuckin hate allthe
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>>726901903
THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT

Good sir
Good sir
Good sir
Good sir

>>726904950
>top 3 comments

>>726904994
>reported for spam

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Everything on r/oddlysatisfying is so...oddly satisfying

>>726904953
*nods*

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ITT: redditors pretending to be /b/tards pretending to be redditors

fuck y'all faggets and yer mums too

>>726905152
>upvote

>>726905118
Who knew?

Edit: a word

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>>726904950
XD just noticed your comment m'lady.
I would rescue you from hell itself and take you out for dinner m'lady. Lel
You're really pretty and I'm a really nice guy.
We should hangout. Love- swellguy64526

Ah the old reddit switch-a-roo :))))))))

>>726905152
Up doot

>>726905315
>up voted to the max

>>726905265
>3 up votes

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>726905260
>>726905319
I get it, like reddit
fuck that's funny since we aren't on reddit

>>726905265
*pms nudes*

Question: My wife is 6 months pregnant, but I've only been with her for a month. How is this possible?
Edit: Yeah my Wives son won't explain to me how it happened.

>>726905511
* edit Send nudes

>>726905319
Thank Mr Skeltal

>>726905539
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>>726904953
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>>726905539
You must trust your wife. She is after all your wife and wouldn't do anything to harm your marriage. Also, how can you leave you marriage? You're heartless for even considering divorce.

>>726905461
Good meme

>>726905587
>reported; banned for spam.

>>726902825
DOWNVOTE THE HATER

Blacklives don't matter

can someone make the leader of anonymous tell his followers to stop spamming our subreddit

>>726902825
Down doot

>>726905673
>hypocritical up voted

jewish people are not bad...
racism is not tolerated here, this is a christian forumm.... so no swearing.

>>726905717
I am leader. We have no leader. we are anonymous

>>726905712
>r/blacklivesmatter

-smashes keyboard with head and posts-

>>726905863
>>>/r/blacklivesmatter

>>726905837
At least this guy has never been to reddit unlike the rest of you fucking queers

>>726905717
Anonymous here
This time it's the leader speaking. We will directly stop spamming your subreddit if you give us 10$

>>726905863
*Hypocritical racist* r/blackpeopletwitter sub reference *here

>>726904530
Not gayer than Drumpf >>>/r/roastme

>>726901903
*sings Robbie Rotten We Are Number One in public*

>>726905913
>b& deleted

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>Implying /b/ isn't currently invaded with redditors (even worse, those edgy dank memer redditors) right now

Antifa is really the only counter to the alt-right.
Down with capitalism!

>>726902825
GG in keeping with the thread

>>726905993
To the top you go!

>>726906018
>top comment

>>726905993
redditors invaded permantently ages ago
cant you tell dumbass?

>>726906081
Please refrain from such terms. Thank you and have a purrdy good rest of your day.

>>726905486
>Downvoted
>Reported
>Downvoted most of your other comments in different boards too
;) get demolished kiddo

>>726901903
Does any one else hate Trump?
The Democrats have never done anything wrong.

edit:Thanks for the gold

>>726906180
XD that isn't even my main account

>>726906180
>up voted to the top of the bottom comments

>>726906165
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Throwaway123341293
Hey guys! My father disowned me for coming out of the closet. Can I get some hugs?

>>726906256
Bernie Sanders

edit: haha wow first time getting gold thanks!

>>726906360
>banned from subreddit

>>726906410
>up voted with the force of 6000 suns

>>726906408
Die in a binary gender defined hole you nigger cuck 4chin army here to attack!!!!!!

Serious: I got trolled by 4chan :o.
I was playing some dank warframe on twitch and the legendary 4 chan himself shows up :oooo I got mad because anonymous was hacking my twitch and they insulted my wife's husband.

Edit: We did it Reddit! xdddd We shut down 4chan by posting some nice bernie memes on there and the /b/ tards can't take it xdddd calling my mom I'm so proud

>>726906456
lick mmz asshole newfag

GET OFF THE FUCKING BOARD MOTHER FUCKERS
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>>726906286
>removed

>>726906571
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>>726906576
Here is some gold for you

>I go to reddit
>[autistic screeching]

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>>726906748
Normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>726905914
Edit: Thanks for gold (σωσ)

Wow this thread put my depression at bay for a minute thanks for the laugh /b/rothers

>>726906735
Thanks for the gold, fellow leet hackorz xd

>>726907001
>ridiculously up votes

>>726901903
I think i'm going to upvote everything anti-trump.

Bernie isn't going to win.

(USER WAS BANNED FROM SUB FOR THIS COMMENT)

>>726907141
>top comment; not even controversial as everyone is banned from sub

>>726907141
Haha yeah Tuck Frump

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You know what would be super awesome guys, if this picture made it to the front page so that whoever is searching google will see this.
>Why Michael Flynn.....

>>726901903
my post "worst president ever?" in r/fuckthealtright has been once again brigaded by the_donald . mods?

how to get a gf. helo fellow athiests, i have trouble getting a gf even with my enlightenment and sense of fashoin.

I'm known as the famous hacker 4chan AMA

>>726907409

Did you address the female as M`Lady?

>>726907715
Up vote for the term female

>>726907796
up voted your up vote for up voting

Haha Ken Bone pregnancy porn

>>726907848

Downvote

I'm starting to like /b/ for this thread! Say hello for the reddit users.

>>726908085
>this user has been banned for this post (you must be 18 to use this board)

>>726908085
>reported

u/HeCantDivideUs

Well guess we can't have a nice civil discussion. So I'm locking this thread.

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[BANNED]

>>726908239
Did I make it before you locked it?

>>726908308
You mean [REMOVED]

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I am goin' to wright a manifesto about some novel thing and of course I'll take the high ground. And pretend my opinion matters to anyone other then myself *Loads up wiki*

[virtue signal intensifies]

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BAN THESE FAGGOTS FOR RAIDING 4CHAN KEK WILLS IT

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>>726909013
haha I see you have spelled something wrong. This is the end of you argument right here, the win is mine.

Edit: I agree with both sides but...

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>>726909328
Why is this at +9001 ? he used "you" instead of your


Edit: You're*

>>726905587
http://www.gq.com/story/the-case-for-being-a-cuck?mbid=social_twitter

>>726909311
PURGE THE CUCKS

>>726907848
Downvoted using 3 accounts

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i saw reddit attacking a cute korean kpop starlet in a gif yesterday because they thought "she was being forced to be cute." it was the dumbest and most racist shit i have ever seen, yet "it's okay because she's attractive and an honorary non-minority." what a bunch of fucking hypocritical retards