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I'm on duty and I'm bored

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I'm on duty and I'm bored
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>>726889812
Stop being a faggot?
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>>726889979
Mm, nah
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>>726889979
/thred
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>>726889812
Go make some more coffee you fucking faggot sargeant takes it black like he takes his men.
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>>726889812
Shoot up your base for shits and gigs, then kill yourself
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How goes things devil dog
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>>726889812
Do a AMA
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>>726889812
Lance Coolie you better be on your fucking phone and not a government computer.
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You said duty.
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I can't wait till word comes down that we can commence kicking in russian heads like rotten melons.
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>>726890294
kek I don't work in some boring office

>>726890374
I just finished a movie, now I don't have anything to do

>>726890464
I'm not dumb enough to go on 4chins on a government computer
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MOS? How is the USMC? I'm in the middle of college and thinking of joining
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lol I was the duty master for my platoon. Marine Corps sucking the life and motivation out of you?
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>>726889812
Dude, you better stay frosty & alert! You let your guard down and the Mongols will be through the wall! March around or some shit like that. We're all literally counting on you to keep us safe while we fuck around all night on /b/.
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>>726890820
Not OP.

Don't, it's stupid as fuck
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>>726890947
Whys that?
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>>726889812
you fucking boot. Didnt you get the fucking white letter?
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Are you ready to retake the Holy Land?
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>>726889812
Kilo Company? You boot. Duty is for losers. Fix your chevrons, shave your fucking armhair, police call that corner, get the fuck out already
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>>726890698
Just making sure because plenty of Marines are dumb enough to use their work account.
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>>726890402
fuck it, I guess i can answer some stuff or whatever

>>726890657
Yeah, what with Marines goin to Syria, I might be going sometime soon

>>726890820
I'm a radio operator. It has it's ups and downs, but I wouldn't trade it for anything. But then again, I hated my life before the USMC, so this is definitely a vast improvement. Others, not so much I guess.

>>726890889
Not really, at least not yet. So far it's alright.
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I've been out for a few years best times ever.

I hated wearing that faggot duty belt and Girl Scout armband. At least duty for us was at a new barracks.
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>>726889812
fake as fuck. Stop impersonating military personel
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>>726891343
not sure why he'd wanna fake being on duty and only be a lance but ok
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>>726891016
I was an 0311. First you'll go to boot camp and be very moto. Then you'll begin to notice you'll be doing more drill than anything else. You'll actually get out of shape because the stress causes you to eat like crazy, so you'll pile on the cottage cheese. Then you'll notice degenerate, mouth breathing assholes who can't even get into a uniform by themselves graduate with you. Eventually you'll get to the fleet where there is bad leadership, having ample amounts of your time wasted, going to the field to do shit training (schools are where good training actually takes place, unless you end up with 3/5), and your peers and those under you are a bunch of buddy fuckers..
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>>726891427
Id rather be on restriction than on duty.
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>>726891453
Fellow Bealleau. 1/6 Hard
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>>726891565
Truth..
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get back to work, Martinez.
Those rocks aren't going to wash themselves.
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>>726891021
Pretty sure as long as I don't talk shit or "offend" anyone, I'm fine

>>726891343
Pretty sure I have better things to do at 0130 on a saturday night

>>726891298
lol some people think it's lame but I kinda like it. Cuz it's moto, or whatever
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>>726891619
I was 2/1 "The UNprofessionals" Thank God I'm out..
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>>726891453
1371 here, can confirm.
Deployed with 3/5 in Sangin (which pretty much narrows my anonimity to 30 people)

Don't join.
My last deployment still fucks me up to this day.
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>>726891016
just become a POG, easy money especially if you get a skate job. stay in shape, dont talk back, and keep a level head and youll do great.
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>>726891925
This. Just go Air Force, pick up rank faster, get paid more, better barracks and quality of life.
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>>726889799
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>on duty
Hey you fucking boot, when did you sign away your soul?
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>>726892160
Minus becoming a man and maturing.
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>>726890903
I gotchu fam

>>726891157
but I like my fucking armhair

>>726891453
...reasonably accurate, I'd say

>>726891925
this guy gets it

>>726892226
summer of 2014... i've been in about 2 years
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>>726892255
Marine Corps doesn't magically give you a man card. The "martial arts" is a fucking joke. Just learn Krav Maga on your own time.
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>>726891925
oh yeah dont get married, dont buy a car, and dont catch a STD as well
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>>726889812
Please show me your cock hanging out of your uniform. That's my fetish.
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>>726892255
Civilian here. Why is there always this rivalry?
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>>726892446
Have you bought a V6 Mustang yet?
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>>726892522
we had a huge thing go down about this lets not plz

>>726892524
people just wanna say they have the biggest dicks
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>>726892524
Immaturity.. There have guys that were infantry in the army then joined the Marines. They say it's the same, the Marine Corps didn't reinvent the wheel with infantry tactics. Same cluster fuck really
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>>726892699
You did?

How will anyone know it's you if it's hanging out of your pants?
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>>726892811
Look up Marines United

Cause he already gave himself away with the thread pic
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>>726892524
>>>726892699

>>726892548
No... but I am getting a dodge charger soon... I know it's like the #3 fuckboy car, but I still really want one

>>726892811
Yeah... if it involves nudes and Marines, I'd rather not take any chances, even on an anonymous image board
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>>726893181
Another thing to add to 1st Sergeant's 1hr safety brief... "and don't post on goddamn 4chan."
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>>726893276
LOL literally had a buddy get the same car in V6, things will never change in the Corps.
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FUBAR
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>>726893181
Wow, that's shit. How will I ever satisfy my stupid fetish now?

>>726893276
That's fair enough
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>>726889812
why do i pay you instead of improving my community?
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>>726889812
>not-army
Eat some red crayons you POG
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>>726893449
Move close to a base, get yourself a thirsty boot, become a dependa and marry the fucker, divorce him, demand alimony for the rest of your life and profit
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>>726893312

>don't kill yourself
>don't beat / kill / rape your wife / child / dog /
>we will yell at you and fuck with you and treat you like shit even if we like you
>but you can't retaliate whatsoever
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>>726892524

Its mostly friendly. The Marines and the Navy go at each other and the Army and the Air Force go at each other.

The stereotypes are:
Marines- dumb, gungho, only gay to make other Marines uncomfortable, they have shitty gear/quarters but they like it because they are masochists

Army- To dumb to make the Navy or the Air Force, but not ballsy enough to go into the Marines. Fucking useless if they weren't the largest branch by far.

Navy- Gay. But for real, not like the Marines and they gay chicken thing. Good medics, loan them to Marines because healthcare is too complex for the Marine brain.

Air Force - Lazy, fat, over pampered. Their PJ's, CCT, TAC-Ps and SERE's are tough, but that's it. Don't even know how to pitch a tent. Basically a giant corporation more than a branch of the military. A corporation that vaporizes civilians with UAV's.
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>>726893866
Btw, we need you all to fill out these HARP forms because we're letting yall come in at 0800 instead of 0500 on Monday...
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>>726893866
if you are gonna drive dont drink, if you are gonna drink dont drive, if you are gonna have sex wear a condom if you are gonna wear a condom then by alls means have sex
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>>726889812
I hope you die for your stupid country
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>>726894054
Don't pet a burning dog was always my favorite
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>>726894035
Cpls make sure everyones vics are inspected before you go home
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>>726894035

oh and your 4th lug nut on your front right tire is off color, we are gonna cank your special lib request so if I found out you went go ahead and report to the 1st sgt's office.
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Hey Lance
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>>726894182
Hahaha, so fucking gay
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>>726889812
Jesus Christ I'd forgotten how fucking ugly Digis are. Are they relegated to basic and AIT now?
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>>726893948
Jarheads ain't just gungho, but brainwashed, IME. And much more than the other services, you can pick a Marine out of the crowd on sight.
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>>726894298

They keep their haircuts in that fucking retarded high and tight. You can pick out the Air Force guys by telling which ones haircuts look like a bag of smashed assholes.
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>>726894298

>you can pick a boot out of the crowd on sight
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>>726894271

Yup woodland and desert. Hell I was in with Marines who were still allowed to wear black socks in cammies since it was issued to them
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>>726894468
It's mostly boots that are made to have high and tights. Once they're more senior they get medium regs.
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>>726889812
A marine on duty has no friends
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>>726894582

That's the secret Cap... they're all boots.
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>>726893546
well, I guess they could always kick me out and give my paycheck to welfare or something. You got me there

>>726893753
this tbh fam

>>726894259
Yo. Nice laptop. I... think

>>726894271
Lol I like em. Yeah, we get em right in bootcamp.

>>726894298
The retarded ones are brainwashed, yes.

>>726894585
Don't remind me :( Seventh general order, and all that
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Hey there devil yeah fucking right it would behove you to report your fucking post
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>>726894756

so how long have you been in?
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>>726894706
You sneaky little butthole
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>>726889812
DO YOU SUCK DICKS?!?!?!
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>>726894857

You get some clever retorts from people that have an ASVAB score higher than the average Marine's IQ.
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>>726889812
Ops a boot
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>>726889812
Write in the logbook, you posted to /b? Thread?
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>>726889812
sage Hello POG, what's your MOS?
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>>726894986
We had a guy in our company with a 99 on his ASVAB. Absolute garbage, I PSO'd him once and he shot the fucking deck in front of him and I got yelled at for it. Sorry, I can't not pull the trigger for him!
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>>726894795
G-good evening, sir! Lance Corporal Dildo reports b-barracks 6969... uh, all secure at this time?

>>726894835
>>>726892446

>>726894883
Well yeah, but ironically. Then I called him a faggot afterwards. Does that still count?

>>726895119
>>>726891264
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>>726894795
Kek
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>>726895454
Why the fuck is there trash in the parking lot?
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>>726895194

Haha, that's amazing. What was his MOS? So much for every Marine being a rifleman first.
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goodnight fags

reported this post for hazing
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>>726895616
0311. This guy was impressive, never failed that he'd do something retarded. Every time, he'd end up in my lane.. FUCK! Yeah, that saying is so bullshit, every qual there's people that have to relearn speed reloads and basic shit. No wonder we're out there for 16 hour days..
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>>726889812
You're a faggot and posting in this site violates ucmj codes on extremist affiliations . go die in a fire
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>>726895581
Goddammit, I just police called that shit an hour ago

>>726895921
...same goes for you?
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>>726895823
>>0311

Oh christ, I was expecting signals or something.

I went through Army CST with a bunch of other JET Airmen and we had this one super fat black female E6 that started crying in the middle of land nav because the cadre "attacked us" with their super scary BFA's and fake mortars.

She was logistics.
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>>726896238
LOL I loved motor-t chicks, too fucking short to open the 7-ton tail gates. "Excuse me, can you help me?" YOU ARE FUCKING USELESS!!
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>>726896368

Sure, lets trade. I'll work motor pool, you can go on patrol, wee little fobbit.
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>>726896563
If only... Just stay in admin and don't fuck up my pay..
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>>726889812
go eat some fucking crayons
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Got your IP. Sending this to your command, have fun.
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>>726896879

I doubt there are any left in the duty desk. He'd need one of his homies to go get some from the PX.
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>>726897077
PX is closed, maybe the shopette though
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>>726897361
Fuck, where is he gonna get a Monster at this hour?!
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>>726889812
Femanon here Dick pic and time stamp of GTFO
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>>726897617
Get out of here you wook, nobody fucking cares. Don't you have someone's career to ruin?
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>>726896879
All out :(

>>726896916
That's nice

>>726897495
Vending machines are saving my life. I hate energy drinks though
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>>726897728
Yes talk dirty to me. I'll be your filthy fucking whore
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>>726897766
lol paying a $1.50 for a snickers are we?
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>>726897766

Does Gunny let you have some coffee if you ask really, really nice?
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>>726897849
No
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>>726897858

He talked about getting a charger earlier. Him being bad with money has been established.
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>>726897910
Come on slut. We all know you fap on fire watch to FB photos of your gunny's wife.
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>>726889812
Jerk off and cum on pic related.
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>>726897858
...but where the hell else am I gonna get somethin to eat at this time of night?

>>726897866
I usually have to sing and dance, too.

>>726897922
I... fair enough. But hey, at least I don't spend all my money on hookers and booze. So basically I don't spend my money on anything.
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Get off the fucking toilet private!!!
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>>726898105
Dominoes in the 52 area you boot
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Is joining the marines a bad idea?
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>>726893606
>red crayons
fuck is wrong with you, don't eat the red ones, those are like gold

eat the sea-green ones or some other shit colour that never gets used
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>>726898203
Yes the bet bad idea you'll ever have
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>>726898203
YES
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>>726898105

Serious business though, how much are you putting into your TSP? You need to be putting in at least 5%, especially with the new Blended System rolling out.

Do this NOW.
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>>726898105
Explain this shit duty!?!?!
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We're stuck on duty too faggot
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>>726898203
Depends on how your life is now. If you feel like a nobody and nothing you do matters, well then, do what matters to you. That's what I did.

>>726898313
I recently found out that I wasn't contributing to my TSP and I just changed it. I was sure I did that in boot camp or something, I'm definitely the type of person to do that. That's 2 years wasted.

>>726899059
Sup nigga. Hope you're having the time of your life.
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>>726889812
Show us your dick.
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>>726899387
We don't collectively want this
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>>726889812
What's it like killing children for oil companies, you Imperialist dog!?
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>>726899445
I don't either
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>>726889812
YEAH FUCKIN' RIGHT LANCE CORPORAL I KNOW WE DON'T FUCKING POST ON /b/ LOOKING FOR TRAP PORN TO SKIN OUR DICK TO AS SOON AS WE FUCKING GET OFF DUTY WHILE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON WATCH.

I'm joking. What outfit you with?
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>>726899445
I'm that navy dude. Show us your dick.
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dubs and you post dick
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>>726889812
Pay the fuck attention to your duty, faggot. "I'm bored" isn't an excuse for complacency.
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>>726899719
You're being weird.. Corpsman?
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>>726899807
Oh god, heaven forbid, somebody might lock themselves out of their rooms. What a disaster..
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>>726889812
>Z
Guessing Ruiz, Diaz, Sanchez, or some other spic name. Doesn't narrow it down much since the Corps is chock-full of beaners, but there you have it.

In the ballpark, OP?
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>>726899719
>>726899760
This
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>>726899967
You forgot ibanez but A dick pick would confirm.
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>>726899997
so close
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>>726899931
Or some asshole could decide to Allah Ackbar the mess hall. Saddest words of all time are "I never thought it would happen to me". You ever play Metal Gear Solid? You're the guy Snake kills first, because you're an easy target.

Pay. The. Fuck. Attention.
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Am I gonna see some military cock, or am I wasting my time ITT
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>>726900272
Thank god, can't think of a better way to get out of my contract than being killed by Snake lol
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>>726900272

http://terminallance.com/2012/06/19/terminal-lance-207-theyll-never-get-it-right/

You are not original.
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>>726899603
I'd rather not get too specific, I've had so many opsec briefs I guess I shouldn't totally say fuck it. But I'm in an arty battery.

>>726899807
Don't worry. Just because I'm on here doesn't mean I'm completely ignoring all my duties.

>>726899967
You're in the ballpark. Could be any one of those.

>>726900329
Sorry, but you're in the wrong thread
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>>726900438
Never said I was. It's still true. Uriarte was a p cool guy when I met him. Apropos of nothing, I know; just sayin'.
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>>726889812
are you in okinawa marine
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>>726889812
You going to stay in, or realize what a waste of time it is?
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>>726899997
>Off by 2
That hurts

>>726900769
Nope. But I was, a few months ago.

>>726900792
Not sure yet. All I know for sure is that having a job as a civilian is a waste of time.
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>>726901038
Becoming a civilian again was the best decision of my life. The grass is greener friend
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>>726901183
Hmm, I dunno. My life fucking sucked before the Marine Corps. Then I see all the people who complain about how things suck and they wanna get out, and when they finally do, they end up living with their grandma working at a fast food restaurant or someshit. I'd really rather avoid that as long as possible.
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>>726899719
How about you show me some navy dick?
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>>726901549
G.I. Bill devil nuts, have a plan
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>>726900329
All I have is cop dick
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>>726901549
My life sucks after the Corps, but it sucked worse while I was in, other than the whole not paying rent thing. I prefer freedom.

Plus, if I had reenlisted, I never would have met her.
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>>726901782
And more cop dick
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>>726889812
One of you military fags itt take a pic of your chain of command. I want to see i want to see the potus and vice pics on the wall.
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Welp, this thread is kinda ruined now. Oh well, nice talkin to some of you, thanks for makin my duty not boring for a while guys.
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>>726902322
Take it easy OP, also you better have Uncle Sam's OPSEC done you piece of shit.
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>>726899059
Yo how did you blouse your boots, they look way neater than when I do it.
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What is your command saying about the photo scandal?
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>>726889812
LCpls...the backbone of the USMC!
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>>726890698
>I'm not dumb enough to go on 4chins on a government computer

I dunno...you are just a terminal Lance. How's life in the Airforce treating you these days?
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Maybe it's not ruined yet.

>>726901850
Fair enough, I guess meeting someone special trumps everything else.

>>726902537
Oh, I've already done that shit like 4 times for some reason.

>>726903055
The typical stuff... zero tolerance, anyone even remotely connected to that scandal or the site is getting fucked, they're not playin around.

>>726903148
Rah
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>>726903284
Aside from the site itself, are they talking about limiting social media, etc?

Also, any sluts where you work?
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>>726891264
>>>726890820
>I'm a radio operator. It has it's ups and downs, but I wouldn't trade it for anything. But then again, I hated my life before the USMC, so this is definitely a vast improvement. Others, not so much I guess.

Where are you? Okinawa? CamPen?
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>>726893753
>Move close to a base, get yourself a thirsty boot, become a dependa and marry the fucker, divorce him, demand alimony for the rest of your life and profit

Not OP, this is one of the reasons I didn't get married while I was in. Too many hoes out there exploiting us. I had good dick control...til I met my exgf but that was 7yrs after I EAS'd.
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Semper Fi you fucking knuckleheads!
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>>726903339
No females where I work, or even the batallion that I know of. They always told us be careful about what you post cuz you represent the whole USMC not just yourself, but they really mean it this time.

>>726903603
Camp Lejeune

>>726903788
Unfortunately, a lotta people don't know any better...
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>>726903924
You ever go eat at Las Fincas? I loved their bean burritos smothered in queso..
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Duty on a week end sucks. I've been there and I feel for you. I got holiday duty for about a year. I finally called the guy that scheduled duties, and he told me that I never put myself on the unavailable list. I told him that I've never seen that list. Why couldn't he keep a list of the Marines doing holiday duty, and spare them. He told me that he didn't have the time or the inclination to keep such a list. I said, "Oh yeah, A Few Good Men, but maybe now I deserve to be on that list for the next year? He refused till I spoke to my Staff NCOIC. Then my barracks room got vandalized, then robbed, then that guy ended up a warrant officer. Good times.
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>>726904154
Nope, never heard of it. Then again, I haven't had a car, so I barely know the area. Sad, I know. I should check it out though, sounds good.

>>726904354
Fuuuck man, I can handle weekend duty, but that shit absolute, positively blows. I really feel for ya man, hope things at least turned around at some point.
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>>726889812
I recognize you I think.
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>>726903924
>>>726903603 (You)
>Camp Lejeune
>>>726903788 (You)
>Unfortunately, a lotta people don't know any better...

I was in Okinawa, Japan when those two dumbasses and the squid raped that 12yrold Okinawan National. All these years later and it still pisses me off! They really disgraced us and disrespected our uniform, flag, country...et cetera. We had a HUGE stand down about that!
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>>726904354
I wonder why the Marine Corps has retention issues, oh wait, I don't
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>>726904675
Fuck man, I'd probably had killed myself if I hadn't had a car. Jville kinda sucks to be honest
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>>726904858
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1995_Okinawa_rape_incident
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>>726904858
So many degenerates join the Marines, no screening process whatsoever.
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>>726904675
I never understood how it was better to post single Marines to duty, when married Marines get to see there families every day. My next command never posted me. It was a matter of my boss saying I wasn't available ever, then I was free.
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>>726904858
Shit's crazy. It's already strict enough without other people fucking it up.

>>726904815
Do you now? Apparently I look like a million other people

>>726905003
Yeeeeaah, it turns out it's not super great. But I guess I could be in 29 palms or something.

>>726905183
Lucky mofo. I guess we have no lives or whatever, so why not?
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>>726903924
What are your goals in the Marine Corps? Have you thought about MSG duty?
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Push ups!
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>>726905450
Oh well, try and plan trips man when you do get freedom. Seeing boots go to the theaters with camelbaks on and getting drunk is only so entertaining.
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>>726905469
I thought about it, but not much. I guess I need to do a little more research. To be honest, I wanna stay in, but I figured you pretty much have to do a B-Billet, but i don't even know if I'm up for any of em.

>>726905640
True, I just gotta get the fuck outta the barracks once in a while. But seeing all the boots at the mall never gets old. I mean, carrying around PX bags? At the MALL?
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http://k003.kiwi6.com/hotlink/84nw617kzz/andy_sixx.wav

U like?
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>>726906109
Haha be sure you thank them for their service. The same guy that went into the theater with it on went to the Barnes N Nobles after.
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>>726906109
Do yourself a huge favor and get out there. MSG school is hard but fun. You can get a fucked place on your first deployment but imagine being the only US Marines in an entire country somewhere? The pussy can be unbelievable, depending.


Marine Security Guard (LCpl-Sgt)

CAN NOT be married (No single parents with sole custody)
Must have an adjudicated Secret Clearance
Qualify for Top Secret security clearance
Minimum 64 inches tall
Financially stable
18 months time on station
Minimum 90 GT
No NJPs within one year
Completed PFT/CFT
Must have a 1st Class PFT
Service Pro & Cons 4.2/4.2 or higher (Cpl and below)
38 Months obligated service at the time the Marine reports to school
High level of maturity, judgment, and sound moral character
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I am going to Marines right after high school, what should i do before i go to make the most out of life? I can do around 18-20 dead hang pullups n shit, 80 crunches, not sure 3 mile run as i use treadmill but i increase the intensity/speed everytime i do it. But i fucking hate school and the people in it, i havent got a gf in highschool but i dont want to get attached to one while i am in because of all the stories of Jody, especially if shes a hormonal teen. Should i lie at MEPS about previous drug use?
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>>726889812
Private, this is not the place you should be posting this. -- Sgt H.
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>>726906718
Thanks for the info, I'll definitely look into it a bit more.

>>726906929
I guess, just have fun but don't go crazy. I also hated school and everyone in it, I went to college, and dropped out cuz it fucking sucked. I'd recommend not getting a girlfriend or anything, a lot of the stories are true about Jody. If it's just weed, no point in lying about it, you can get a waiver for that. But anything more hardcore than that... as long as you don't say anything, it's like it never happened. Just make sure you don't do anything in the months leading up to it.

>>726907142
>Private
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>>726889812
What is your favorite flavor of crayon and window?
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>>726907704
Green, definitely
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>>726898232
Sea-green just happens to be one of my favorite colors, thank you very much.
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By the time duty change over rolls around, I'll have stood duty for 18 hours while my duty NCO has stood 6. Thanks, corporal.
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Get back to work lance corporal.
Is Korea that boring.
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>>726892160

Don't pick up rank fast in Air Force but they do give better living conditions. Army is the fastest to rank up E1-E4 but you kiss ass after E4. Mostly waivers help all branches rank up faster.
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>>726909623
I'd rather just post on here. What else is there to do at 0530 sunday morning? And I ain't in Korea, I'm in Camp Lejeune. Where are you at?
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>>726894259
Anthony it's time to sleep
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>>726909791
Rank faster in the Air Force
>muh sides
Yea if you're in the guard maybe MAYBE if old SRA or SSgT leaves or keels over yea sure. Other than that you could get BTZ by kissing ass and sucking the commanders/ ncoics cock.
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>>726909919
Let's just say a place somewhere in Australia, that you need "special clearance" for.
Oh I just assumed because of the K
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>>726910100

Never said Chair Force ranks faster. That was the faggot before me. Guard and reserves are based on slots available.
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>>726910414
Fatigue is starting to set in 10hrs in on a 16 hour shift...
ever since I deployed to Kuwait, I have the utmost hatred for the guard and reserve side of the Usaf..
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>>726910307
Bitchin

>>726910588
Stay awake and stay havin fun. Hopefully it's over before you know it
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>>726910815
Have a good day and stay safe brother. :^}
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>>726910588

Same boat here. Army here.
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>>726910918
>>726910966
Same goes for you guys, stay safe
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>>726889812
shoot someone
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